Utena in Wonderland
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director.
With that said and done, on with the show!
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Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
2) Casting Call Hyjinx
"Ok then, now that we're done with the nuttyness of collecting the cast, we can sit down and talk about who's going to play what." I sit on a stool close to the edge of the stage with this big smile on my face as the various characters of Utena sit in the plush velvet ultra comfy seats.
Utena and Anthy sat up front, now sure what to make of all of this.
Touga sat three rows behind them with Nanami and her goon squad. Touga is trying to stare at Utena all love lorn but the chattering girls around him kinda make it hard to do that as they wait on him hand and foot. Yes, he was naked when he was rolled away but now he's dressed and still tastes of lemon jello. *licks lips*
To the left of the second row was Saionji, slouching visibly with his arms crossed as Akio sat next to him, snikering about something as Kouze leaned her head on Akio's arm while Mickey sat next to her with a light blush.
"Do you have to laugh?" Saoinji muttered.
"Yes. I find it funny that you're afraid of..." Akio started.
"I know what you're afraid of," Saoinji started and Akio stopped mid sentence.
"Oh really?" Akio asked, thinking that he was bluffing. Saoinji then leaned over, whispered something to Akio and his face went pale enough to confuse his skin with dirt.
"I'll keep my mouth shut if you will," Akio said.
"Deal," Saioinji said with a triumphant grin.
Shiori and Juri were...missing...grrr.
"Where's Juri and Shiori?" I asked, not hiding the growl. Shirori popped her head up first and was quickly followed by Juri. They were in the thrid row...and they looked disheveled.
"What does disheveled mean?" Kozue asked.
"It means messy," Mickey said.
"Ohhh," she said as the two other girls sat down, Shiori with a smirk and Juri with a light blush...the two had been necking, again *rolls eyes*.
"And where's ChuChu?" I asked. A single "Chu?" came from behind me and I saw the little blue mouse poking his head out of my Sailor Moon lunch box, crumbs and icing all over his face. A single cold glare was enough to send him running to the safety of Anthy's lap with the last of my lemon cupcakes with the lemon vanilla icing. Seeing as how there was nothing I could do about this, I laid my right hand on my head with a heavy sigh.
It is then that Anthy raised her hand.
"Yes Miss Anthy?" I aked.
"I don't mean to be rude, but who are you and where are we?" Anthy asked.
"Furthur more, why are we here?" Nanami demanded rudely.
"SILENCE!" I shout, doing my best impression of Dumbledore. Needless to say, my voice reverbirates off the walls and everyone gets deathly silent...then a chunk of the ceiling falls down and slams down on Nanami's head, thus dazing her and making her sit down as her "bugs" dote on her.
'Maybe now she'll shut up,' Touga thought with a smirk.
"Hmm, guess I'll have to get that fixed," I said thoughtfully as I glance up at the ceiling.
"Ha hem," Utena cleared her throat.
"Oh yeah. I am the great and power AJ Angelique and I have chossen all of you to perform in my next production of Alice in Wonderland," I said with my arms crossed.
..and the theater is quiet enough to hear crickets chirp...in fact, you do!
"Let me get straight. You kidnapped us..." Akio started.
"Borrowed," I said.
"Excuse me?" he asked.
"The term 'borrowed' is better this case." Sweet smile.
"Oookk. You...borrowed us, brought us here and expect us to perfrom this two bit play for you?"
"It's not two bit and it's not just for me. There's gonna a full house on Friday to see you all perform," I said and everyone looked around at the 100+ some seats behind them.
"Then, once the show is over with I'll return you to the academy. Think of it as a short vaction with free room, board and all you can eat," I said happily and everyone looked up at this.
"Free food?" Nanami asked. I nodded and everyone quickly got into a huttle. I looked quizially before they broke the huttle with a loud "Break!" and then turned to me say...
"You've got a deal!" they all said and their combined voices knocked my off my stool...or pedastal...however you want to look at it =*_*=
"Do you think she's dead?" Shirori asked and Juri shruged...
...
PIXIE STICKS
...
Sorry, got side tracked there for a moment. I got up and brushed myself off.
"Ok, time to pass out the parts!" I said and walked over to stage right where a rolling rack of costumes waited and everyone began to pray for the best parts...well, except Anthy. She wanted a nice small role with few lines...at the moment.
"Ok, let's see here now..." I said as I stand by the stool, which now has a nice stack of pink scripts *he he*
"Did she have that before?" Kouze asked and Mickey shruged.
"As I call your name, come up and claim your costume. Utena..." I said. The pink haired prince let out a small sigh and joined me up on stage as I fished out her costume.
"You're playing Alice," I said as I pulled out a semi-frilly blue and white version of her unifrom.
"WHAT!?" Nanami, Shiori and Kozue exclaimed.
"How comes she gets to be Alice?" Shiori demaned.
"Yeah?" Nanami asked. One more icy glare silences the girls and they all gulp nervously.
"Nanami," I said with a icy tone. Nervously, the blonde girl rose from her seat and stepped up on stage as I handed Utena a script and shoed her off stage.
"You're the Queen of Hearts," I said and pulled out this dominatrix looking outfit...and Nanami's jaw dropped as we both heard snickers wafer from the seats.
"You've got to be kidding me," she said.
"I think it's suits you. If you don't like it, you can try and fix it," I said and handed her a script. With a deep pout, she walked off stage.
"Anthy."
With a sweet smile, she rose fromher seat and joined me on stage.
"Ok now, you're gonna get two parts," I said.
"Oh my," Anthy gasped. Nanami and her crew dropped their jaws but a glare from Saionji silenced their tounges.
"First, you're the white rabbit," I said and pulled out this cute white dress outift with rabbit ears.
"Oh how cute," Anthy said when she saw it.
"I know isn't it?" I beamed and literally dove back into the rack to pull out her other costume. Needless to say, everyone looked on with worried looks at this.
"Just how deep is it in there?" Touga asked and Nanami's lackies all shruged.
"And..." I said as I stepped back out with said costume, "...you will be playing the March Hare. Here's ChuChu's outfits as well. He's gonna play Dinah and the DorMouse."
"Thank you," Anthy said as she took the costumes and script before she returned to her seat.
"Touga and Saionji," I said. The two guys rose from their seats.
"You think they get to play the Tweedles?" Kouzue whispered as they joined me on stage.
"Touga, you're the King of Hearts. Saionji, you're the Mad Hatter," I said as I pulled out each costume.
"Really?" Nanami asked, suddenly liking her role even more.
"I get to have a sceen with Anthy?" Saionji asked, as if I was giving him my blessing to marry her.
"Yeeeeaaahhh," I said.
"Oh thankyouthankyourhankyou," Saionji said as he claimed his costume and litterally skipped off stage.
"Was that really a good idea?" Touga asked.
"I don't know...but if he gets to bad, I can replace him with an android," I murmured back.
"Good thinking," Touga replied and finally left the stage.
"Juri, Shiori. Front and center."
The two girls rose out of their seats, curious as to what roles they would soon get.
"Juri, you will be the carpenter," I said and fished out a very nice looking white suit.
"Ohh, pretty," Shirori said with envy. I smiled and then pulled out Shiori's costume.
"Shiori, you're the Walrus," I said and held up the formal looking dress with the small walrus mask to cover her nose.
"What!? Why me?" she asked.
"Because, it suits you," I said. Shiori grumbled and trudged off with Juri.
"Look on the bright side, no padding and great cloths," Juri said as she patted Shiori's back.
"Yeah," Shiori said monotonely. I let out a heavy sigh and looked at Nanami's goon squad.
"You three, up here now," I said. The trio gulped and went up on stage as I dove into the cloths rack once more.
"Just hjow many costumes are in there?" pigtails (Keiko) asked.
"I don't know?" red head (Yuuko) said.
"Kinda reminds you of Mary Poppins though," said brunette (Aiko) and the others noded.
"Yes!" I shouted and made the three girls jump as I pop out of the rack with three white body suits with card suits and sewn on the fabric.
"You will be the cards and the Queen's personal enterage," I said.
"..." all three.
"Uh, girls?" I asked, highly worried.
"THANK YOU!" they squeal and each grab a suit and script before running back to their seats.
"Ooookkkk. Mikage and Kozue," I call out as if they are on the other side of the room.
"Uh, my name isn't Mickage," Miki said.
"It isn't?" I asked as he and his sister cam eup on stage. He shook his head no and I checked my clip board.
"Damn it," I cursed and made the correction.
"Ok, fixed now," I said and reached into the rack, "You and your sister get to play...hey!" I shouted as I'm nearly dragged into the rack. Kozue let out a small shriek and hid behind her brother as I play tug of war with a snarling something in the rack before it finally let go of the costumes and I end up laying on my back.
"Ah, yes. You two get to play the Tweedles," I said triumphantly and held up the costumes.
"Figures," Kozue said with a frown and Micket glares at her as he takes the costumes.
"But would one of you please change the Dum name, I think it sounds a little insulting to you two," I said as I got up.
"Deal!" Kozue said and quickly got her brother off stage before another word was said.
"Ok then, that just leaves Akio," I said happily with my hands on my hips. Needless to say, the white hair devil gracefully rose from his seat and practically waltzed his way up to the stage.
"Tone it down buddy, this is a stage not a cat walk," I said.
"Saving the best for last I see," he said, trying to be charming. So I chosse that moment to hack up a hairball.
"Cool! It's pink," I said and tossed it to Akio as I plunged head first into the costume rack. Needless to say, he stepped as far back from it as he could, as if it was radioactive or something. Hmmm, oh well. I'll pick it up later and add it to the box of"Things I've Hacked Up in Front of Guys like Akio" *big grin*
"HERE IT IS!" I shouted and came out with a strange purple outfit.
"You're the Chesire Cat," I said, beaming again.
"Agh! Quick, sometime find the dimmer!" Utena said as she and the other sheilded their eyes.
"Opps, sorry," I said and toned down on the beaming.
"You expect me to wear...this?" Akio asked as he held up the pants, tail and cat ears.
"Yeppers, you'll look SO cute. Besides, you're chest is the only good feature about you so I don't want to cover it up," I said, starting to beam again.
"Gee, thanks," Akio said monotonely as he took the costume.
"What was that?" I asked, flames appearing behind me.
"Uh, you're right and it's an honor to act under your guidance," he quicklly said.
"That's better. Now, everyone let's start rehearsing!" I said and the rack rolled itself off stage.
"How did it do that?" Saionji asked and Mickey shrugged.
* * *
Two days later on opening night, the cast was assmebled in the big room to the right of the stage. The past two days had passed quickly, everyone learned their lines quickly and enjoyed realtive comfort...as long as they stayed in line that is...
Like Akio, who had just entered the room. He was in costume...and he gave off smoke as if he was a peice of burnt toast.
"What happened to you?" Juri asked, she and the the rest of the cast looking equally surprised as I tried to stiffle my snickers.
"Electricdoorknobs," he grumbled and sat down in a near by chair with his arms crossed.
"What?" Juri asked.
"Akio, I told you that the dorknobs of the other rooms were tuned into your DNA. Didn't I?" I asked as seriously as I could and he simply nodded his head.
"Huh?" Nanami asked.
"I rigged the dorknobs of all the rooms but his to shock him if he tried to enter," I said with a big grin.
"So that why I smelt cooked ham last night," Kouze said naivelly and Mickey threw the White Haired Devil a glare.
"Akio, what happen to that LoveDoll I gave you?" I asked thoughtfully and everyone looked up at me like I just said a bad word or something.
"I used it," he said and everyone looked at him.
"What happened to it then?" I asked, all eyes back on me.
"It broke." All eyes on Akio.
"Broke? How? That thing had a lifetime warenty!" All eyes on me.
"Easy, it only broke after ten times." All eyes on Akio.
"In two days?" All eyes on me.
"No, on the first night." Jaws drop in shock...well, at least the tennis match was over with...
*cut to Akio's room where we find various parts of the LoveDoll laying around the room*
"Oookk. Well, the show's about to start so let's go!" I said cheerfully and left the room with Utena, Anthy and ChuChu. As we left the room, I heard a whimper that I knew was Saioinji which was imeditally followed by a whack, the Green Haired Idiot yelling painfully and finally an verbal arguement between the Idiot and the Devil. With a heavy sigh, I knew that this was going to be an interesting play as I walked out to my side of the stage to play narrator.
The most miniscule job in the world...I hoped...*bits lower lip*
Next) Act 1: Wonderland
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director.
With that said and done, on with the show!
_______________________________________________
Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
2) Casting Call Hyjinx
"Ok then, now that we're done with the nuttyness of collecting the cast, we can sit down and talk about who's going to play what." I sit on a stool close to the edge of the stage with this big smile on my face as the various characters of Utena sit in the plush velvet ultra comfy seats.
Utena and Anthy sat up front, now sure what to make of all of this.
Touga sat three rows behind them with Nanami and her goon squad. Touga is trying to stare at Utena all love lorn but the chattering girls around him kinda make it hard to do that as they wait on him hand and foot. Yes, he was naked when he was rolled away but now he's dressed and still tastes of lemon jello. *licks lips*
To the left of the second row was Saionji, slouching visibly with his arms crossed as Akio sat next to him, snikering about something as Kouze leaned her head on Akio's arm while Mickey sat next to her with a light blush.
"Do you have to laugh?" Saoinji muttered.
"Yes. I find it funny that you're afraid of..." Akio started.
"I know what you're afraid of," Saoinji started and Akio stopped mid sentence.
"Oh really?" Akio asked, thinking that he was bluffing. Saoinji then leaned over, whispered something to Akio and his face went pale enough to confuse his skin with dirt.
"I'll keep my mouth shut if you will," Akio said.
"Deal," Saioinji said with a triumphant grin.
Shiori and Juri were...missing...grrr.
"Where's Juri and Shiori?" I asked, not hiding the growl. Shirori popped her head up first and was quickly followed by Juri. They were in the thrid row...and they looked disheveled.
"What does disheveled mean?" Kozue asked.
"It means messy," Mickey said.
"Ohhh," she said as the two other girls sat down, Shiori with a smirk and Juri with a light blush...the two had been necking, again *rolls eyes*.
"And where's ChuChu?" I asked. A single "Chu?" came from behind me and I saw the little blue mouse poking his head out of my Sailor Moon lunch box, crumbs and icing all over his face. A single cold glare was enough to send him running to the safety of Anthy's lap with the last of my lemon cupcakes with the lemon vanilla icing. Seeing as how there was nothing I could do about this, I laid my right hand on my head with a heavy sigh.
It is then that Anthy raised her hand.
"Yes Miss Anthy?" I aked.
"I don't mean to be rude, but who are you and where are we?" Anthy asked.
"Furthur more, why are we here?" Nanami demanded rudely.
"SILENCE!" I shout, doing my best impression of Dumbledore. Needless to say, my voice reverbirates off the walls and everyone gets deathly silent...then a chunk of the ceiling falls down and slams down on Nanami's head, thus dazing her and making her sit down as her "bugs" dote on her.
'Maybe now she'll shut up,' Touga thought with a smirk.
"Hmm, guess I'll have to get that fixed," I said thoughtfully as I glance up at the ceiling.
"Ha hem," Utena cleared her throat.
"Oh yeah. I am the great and power AJ Angelique and I have chossen all of you to perform in my next production of Alice in Wonderland," I said with my arms crossed.
..and the theater is quiet enough to hear crickets chirp...in fact, you do!
"Let me get straight. You kidnapped us..." Akio started.
"Borrowed," I said.
"Excuse me?" he asked.
"The term 'borrowed' is better this case." Sweet smile.
"Oookk. You...borrowed us, brought us here and expect us to perfrom this two bit play for you?"
"It's not two bit and it's not just for me. There's gonna a full house on Friday to see you all perform," I said and everyone looked around at the 100+ some seats behind them.
"Then, once the show is over with I'll return you to the academy. Think of it as a short vaction with free room, board and all you can eat," I said happily and everyone looked up at this.
"Free food?" Nanami asked. I nodded and everyone quickly got into a huttle. I looked quizially before they broke the huttle with a loud "Break!" and then turned to me say...
"You've got a deal!" they all said and their combined voices knocked my off my stool...or pedastal...however you want to look at it =*_*=
"Do you think she's dead?" Shirori asked and Juri shruged...
...
PIXIE STICKS
...
Sorry, got side tracked there for a moment. I got up and brushed myself off.
"Ok, time to pass out the parts!" I said and walked over to stage right where a rolling rack of costumes waited and everyone began to pray for the best parts...well, except Anthy. She wanted a nice small role with few lines...at the moment.
"Ok, let's see here now..." I said as I stand by the stool, which now has a nice stack of pink scripts *he he*
"Did she have that before?" Kouze asked and Mickey shruged.
"As I call your name, come up and claim your costume. Utena..." I said. The pink haired prince let out a small sigh and joined me up on stage as I fished out her costume.
"You're playing Alice," I said as I pulled out a semi-frilly blue and white version of her unifrom.
"WHAT!?" Nanami, Shiori and Kozue exclaimed.
"How comes she gets to be Alice?" Shiori demaned.
"Yeah?" Nanami asked. One more icy glare silences the girls and they all gulp nervously.
"Nanami," I said with a icy tone. Nervously, the blonde girl rose from her seat and stepped up on stage as I handed Utena a script and shoed her off stage.
"You're the Queen of Hearts," I said and pulled out this dominatrix looking outfit...and Nanami's jaw dropped as we both heard snickers wafer from the seats.
"You've got to be kidding me," she said.
"I think it's suits you. If you don't like it, you can try and fix it," I said and handed her a script. With a deep pout, she walked off stage.
"Anthy."
With a sweet smile, she rose fromher seat and joined me on stage.
"Ok now, you're gonna get two parts," I said.
"Oh my," Anthy gasped. Nanami and her crew dropped their jaws but a glare from Saionji silenced their tounges.
"First, you're the white rabbit," I said and pulled out this cute white dress outift with rabbit ears.
"Oh how cute," Anthy said when she saw it.
"I know isn't it?" I beamed and literally dove back into the rack to pull out her other costume. Needless to say, everyone looked on with worried looks at this.
"Just how deep is it in there?" Touga asked and Nanami's lackies all shruged.
"And..." I said as I stepped back out with said costume, "...you will be playing the March Hare. Here's ChuChu's outfits as well. He's gonna play Dinah and the DorMouse."
"Thank you," Anthy said as she took the costumes and script before she returned to her seat.
"Touga and Saionji," I said. The two guys rose from their seats.
"You think they get to play the Tweedles?" Kouzue whispered as they joined me on stage.
"Touga, you're the King of Hearts. Saionji, you're the Mad Hatter," I said as I pulled out each costume.
"Really?" Nanami asked, suddenly liking her role even more.
"I get to have a sceen with Anthy?" Saionji asked, as if I was giving him my blessing to marry her.
"Yeeeeaaahhh," I said.
"Oh thankyouthankyourhankyou," Saionji said as he claimed his costume and litterally skipped off stage.
"Was that really a good idea?" Touga asked.
"I don't know...but if he gets to bad, I can replace him with an android," I murmured back.
"Good thinking," Touga replied and finally left the stage.
"Juri, Shiori. Front and center."
The two girls rose out of their seats, curious as to what roles they would soon get.
"Juri, you will be the carpenter," I said and fished out a very nice looking white suit.
"Ohh, pretty," Shirori said with envy. I smiled and then pulled out Shiori's costume.
"Shiori, you're the Walrus," I said and held up the formal looking dress with the small walrus mask to cover her nose.
"What!? Why me?" she asked.
"Because, it suits you," I said. Shiori grumbled and trudged off with Juri.
"Look on the bright side, no padding and great cloths," Juri said as she patted Shiori's back.
"Yeah," Shiori said monotonely. I let out a heavy sigh and looked at Nanami's goon squad.
"You three, up here now," I said. The trio gulped and went up on stage as I dove into the cloths rack once more.
"Just hjow many costumes are in there?" pigtails (Keiko) asked.
"I don't know?" red head (Yuuko) said.
"Kinda reminds you of Mary Poppins though," said brunette (Aiko) and the others noded.
"Yes!" I shouted and made the three girls jump as I pop out of the rack with three white body suits with card suits and sewn on the fabric.
"You will be the cards and the Queen's personal enterage," I said.
"..." all three.
"Uh, girls?" I asked, highly worried.
"THANK YOU!" they squeal and each grab a suit and script before running back to their seats.
"Ooookkkk. Mikage and Kozue," I call out as if they are on the other side of the room.
"Uh, my name isn't Mickage," Miki said.
"It isn't?" I asked as he and his sister cam eup on stage. He shook his head no and I checked my clip board.
"Damn it," I cursed and made the correction.
"Ok, fixed now," I said and reached into the rack, "You and your sister get to play...hey!" I shouted as I'm nearly dragged into the rack. Kozue let out a small shriek and hid behind her brother as I play tug of war with a snarling something in the rack before it finally let go of the costumes and I end up laying on my back.
"Ah, yes. You two get to play the Tweedles," I said triumphantly and held up the costumes.
"Figures," Kozue said with a frown and Micket glares at her as he takes the costumes.
"But would one of you please change the Dum name, I think it sounds a little insulting to you two," I said as I got up.
"Deal!" Kozue said and quickly got her brother off stage before another word was said.
"Ok then, that just leaves Akio," I said happily with my hands on my hips. Needless to say, the white hair devil gracefully rose from his seat and practically waltzed his way up to the stage.
"Tone it down buddy, this is a stage not a cat walk," I said.
"Saving the best for last I see," he said, trying to be charming. So I chosse that moment to hack up a hairball.
"Cool! It's pink," I said and tossed it to Akio as I plunged head first into the costume rack. Needless to say, he stepped as far back from it as he could, as if it was radioactive or something. Hmmm, oh well. I'll pick it up later and add it to the box of"Things I've Hacked Up in Front of Guys like Akio" *big grin*
"HERE IT IS!" I shouted and came out with a strange purple outfit.
"You're the Chesire Cat," I said, beaming again.
"Agh! Quick, sometime find the dimmer!" Utena said as she and the other sheilded their eyes.
"Opps, sorry," I said and toned down on the beaming.
"You expect me to wear...this?" Akio asked as he held up the pants, tail and cat ears.
"Yeppers, you'll look SO cute. Besides, you're chest is the only good feature about you so I don't want to cover it up," I said, starting to beam again.
"Gee, thanks," Akio said monotonely as he took the costume.
"What was that?" I asked, flames appearing behind me.
"Uh, you're right and it's an honor to act under your guidance," he quicklly said.
"That's better. Now, everyone let's start rehearsing!" I said and the rack rolled itself off stage.
"How did it do that?" Saionji asked and Mickey shrugged.
* * *
Two days later on opening night, the cast was assmebled in the big room to the right of the stage. The past two days had passed quickly, everyone learned their lines quickly and enjoyed realtive comfort...as long as they stayed in line that is...
Like Akio, who had just entered the room. He was in costume...and he gave off smoke as if he was a peice of burnt toast.
"What happened to you?" Juri asked, she and the the rest of the cast looking equally surprised as I tried to stiffle my snickers.
"Electricdoorknobs," he grumbled and sat down in a near by chair with his arms crossed.
"What?" Juri asked.
"Akio, I told you that the dorknobs of the other rooms were tuned into your DNA. Didn't I?" I asked as seriously as I could and he simply nodded his head.
"Huh?" Nanami asked.
"I rigged the dorknobs of all the rooms but his to shock him if he tried to enter," I said with a big grin.
"So that why I smelt cooked ham last night," Kouze said naivelly and Mickey threw the White Haired Devil a glare.
"Akio, what happen to that LoveDoll I gave you?" I asked thoughtfully and everyone looked up at me like I just said a bad word or something.
"I used it," he said and everyone looked at him.
"What happened to it then?" I asked, all eyes back on me.
"It broke." All eyes on Akio.
"Broke? How? That thing had a lifetime warenty!" All eyes on me.
"Easy, it only broke after ten times." All eyes on Akio.
"In two days?" All eyes on me.
"No, on the first night." Jaws drop in shock...well, at least the tennis match was over with...
*cut to Akio's room where we find various parts of the LoveDoll laying around the room*
"Oookk. Well, the show's about to start so let's go!" I said cheerfully and left the room with Utena, Anthy and ChuChu. As we left the room, I heard a whimper that I knew was Saioinji which was imeditally followed by a whack, the Green Haired Idiot yelling painfully and finally an verbal arguement between the Idiot and the Devil. With a heavy sigh, I knew that this was going to be an interesting play as I walked out to my side of the stage to play narrator.
The most miniscule job in the world...I hoped...*bits lower lip*
Next) Act 1: Wonderland