Utena in Wonderland
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director...oh yeah, and narrator. WAKE UP ME!
With that said and done, on with the show!
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Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
4) Act 2: Stories and Tea
"Pst...PST!" comes a whisper from behind the curtain. I jump and glance around to see Juri.
"What happened? You missed a couple lines!" Juri whispered.
"Fudge, my Pixie Stick must have wore off," I cursed.
"Pixie Sticks! Get your Pixie Sticks here!" shouted one of the vendors that was walking around with snacks.
"I'll take a jumbo!" I call out. The vendore tosses a jumbo Pixie Stick to me which I rip open with my teeth and suck it back with one big gulp.
"Was that a good idea?" Shiori asked.
"We'll soon see," Juri said as a couple of the stage hands got ready to pull the curtain ropes.
"With that, the Chesire Cat became invisible once again and followed Alice as she made her way down the path where she found two curious characters."
I know, I don't narrate much but at least I'm opening this fic.
Ok! With my line over with the curtains open to reveal that the tree is gone and the backdrop resembles an open feild. Miki and Kozue stand center stage in their cute matching outfits as they stand as still as staues while leaning away from one another. Not long after the curtains are fully drawn, Utena walked in from stage left and stopped when she was three feet from the twins.
"Hmm, curiouser and curiouser," Utena said as she looked the twins over.
"Time!" Miki exclaimed and Utena jumped at this sudden outburst.
"Well?" Kozue asked.
"Best time yet," Miki said as he held up the digital stop watch.
"Yeah!" Kozue exclaimed.
"Uh...excuse me?" Utena said and the twins turned to her.
"Didn't we look like such fabulus wax figures?" Kozue asked as if Utena had been there the whole time.
"Yes, you did," Utena said, playing along with Kozue.
"But, if we were real wax figures you would have paid to look at us," Miki said very proudly.
"Y...yes," Utena simply said, not sure what to make of him as Kozue glared at her brother before she bopped him over the head with a thick book.
"Don't talk like that, you're head will get to big and explode just like your brother's did," Kozue said monotonely.
"Brother?" Utena asked.
"Yes, my brother Dum perished because he praised himself to much. But..." Miki said and turned to Kozue, "I'm not going out like that."
"Pfht, whatever," Kozue said.
"If you don't mind my asking, but...who are you two?" Utena asked.
"I thought you'd never ask," Kozue said and Utena raised an eyebrow.
"This boast bag of air is my cousin Tweedle Dee," Kozue said as she gestured her right hand to Miki who glared at her.
"And this snobish woman before you is my cousin Tweetle Laa," Miki said.
"Tweedle Dee...and Tweetle Laa?" Utena asked, a bit puzzled, "Those sound like forgein names."
"Very forgein, we were born in a far away land," Miki said.
"Oh, where would that be?" Utena asked.
"Uhhh...I forget," Miki said and the two girls nearly collasped to the floor as two more peices of ceiling fell on their heads.
'I really need to get that fixed,' I thought as I looked on as Miki looked on highly surprised.
"Just then, the falling of two peices of sky reminded Dee of a story," I said.
"Hey, that reminds me of a story," Miki said matter of factly and Kozue glared at him.
'Gee, you think?' she thought before she turned to Utena with a big smile.
"Yes, won't you stay for a story?" Kozue asked very cheerfully.
"I don't know..." Utena said as she tried to back up.
"You're not going anywheres are you?" Miki asked.
"Yes but..." Utena started.
"And you're not needed anywheres are you?" Kozue asked.
"No but I..."
"Dee and Laa despertally wanted Alice to stay and listen to one of their stories, seeing as how no one passed their feild very often. Alice though, wanted to keep going down the road. So, after a couple of moments, Alice finally gave in and agreed to listen to a story."
"YEAH!" Kozue excalimed.
"But only one mind you. Then I leave," Utena said sternly.
"Yes, just one," Miki said as Kozue snuck up behind him.
"We better make this a long story then," she said quietly to her brother who nodded in agreement.
"What was that?" Utena asked.
"Nothing," Kozue said with a nervous laugh and Utena looked at her suspicious as a giant golden frame with blue velvet curtains rolled in from stage left.
"And now, the story of the Walrus and the Carpenter," both the twins said as Utena sat down on a tree stump that rose up out of the ground.
"Wow, tree stumps must be in season," Miki said, astonished.
"Dee!" Kozue shouted.
"Sorry," Miki said and the blue curtains rolled back to reveal a beach sceen...that was divided between the day and the night.
"It was the middle of the night when the Walrus and the Carpenter went out for a walk along the sand," Miki said as Juri and Shiori came out stage right of the frame.
"I can't believe how hot it is," Juri said as she fanned herself.
"Said the Carpenter to the Walrus, who was also feeling the heat," Kozue said.
"Then let's walk by the sea and see what we can see," Shiori said as she motioned her cane towards the plastic wrap ocean.
"So the Walrus and the Carpenter made their way to the ocean, in an attempt to cool off from the heat. But when they reached a small cove, what should they find but an small colony of oysters," Miki said.
"Ah, what luck to chance upon so many new friends," Shiori said.
"Said the Walrus as her eyes gleamed with an evil scheme," Miki said.
"Walk with us and talk with us, the day is fine and we have the time and to be merry as kings," Shiori said.
"Yes, let us time of the finer things. Of ships and shoes and cabbages and queens," Juri said.
"The Carpenter piped as as she tried not to drool at the thought of fried oysters," Miki said.
"Though one old oyster thought it wise to stay home on this fine March day, the youngest ones of the group jumped up with their shoes are polished and clean," Kozue said.
"Which was quite odd for they had no feet," Miki said.
"I see," Utena said.
"Even so, the ten little oysters followed in two rows of five as Walrus and Carpenter led the way to their little shack," Miki said.
"Oh what a day it is with the sun bright bright and hot, dear Carpenter would you fetch us some drinks," Shiori said.
"Said the Walrus as she sat at the table with the innocent little oysters," Kozue said.
"So, with a smile and quick little..." Miki said.
"Be right back," Juri said.
"The carpenter was gone to the kitchen to make fresh lemonaid," Miki said.
"Then, with an evil gleam in her eye. Walrus turned to all the osters and ate them all with a little salt," Kozue said. Juri then came out with a large pitcher of lemonaid.
"Lemonaid's...uh, where are the oysters?" Juri asked.
"I will admit it...they comitted suicide," Shiori said.
"Suicide?!" Juri gasped and placed the pitcher on the table.
"Yes," Shiori said as she dabbed her eyes with a pink hankercheif, "In my stomach."
"WHAT!?" Juri exclaimed and threw the pitcher at Shiori who shrieked in fright. Juri then picked up a mallet and chased after Shiori with the mallet as she yelled all sorts of curses at Shiori. With that, the curtains slammed shut and the frame rolled off stage.
"Wow, new ending," Miki said.
"I told you not to drink that saki," Kozue said and Miki turned to her with a glare.
"Then, just when Dee was about to argue with Laa. Who should appear but..."
"I'M LATE!" came a familar female shout and everyone turned to stage right to see Anthy dash on stage.
"The White Rabbit!" Utena gasped as Anthy ran past her. Once again, the two girls were on the conveyerbelt running as another one rolled Miki and Kozue off to stage right where they were literally tossed off behind the curtains.
"Wait!" Utena shouted as some bushes rolled in from stage left. Anthy jumped into the bushes and Utena followed her.
"So Alice jumped into the bushes, trying her best to follow the White Rabbit only to find..."
"I'M LOST!" Utena cried out as she stuck here head out of the bushes.
"Then, she heard a noise behind her and followed it."
Utena hears the sound of clicking china and follows it till all the bushes part to reveal Anthy, Saionji and ChuChu sitting at a long pink table with ten tables. Utena was about to speak her next line when the lines when out with a jolt.
Next)
5) The Eternal Tea Party
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director...oh yeah, and narrator. WAKE UP ME!
With that said and done, on with the show!
_______________________________________________
Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
4) Act 2: Stories and Tea
"Pst...PST!" comes a whisper from behind the curtain. I jump and glance around to see Juri.
"What happened? You missed a couple lines!" Juri whispered.
"Fudge, my Pixie Stick must have wore off," I cursed.
"Pixie Sticks! Get your Pixie Sticks here!" shouted one of the vendors that was walking around with snacks.
"I'll take a jumbo!" I call out. The vendore tosses a jumbo Pixie Stick to me which I rip open with my teeth and suck it back with one big gulp.
"Was that a good idea?" Shiori asked.
"We'll soon see," Juri said as a couple of the stage hands got ready to pull the curtain ropes.
"With that, the Chesire Cat became invisible once again and followed Alice as she made her way down the path where she found two curious characters."
I know, I don't narrate much but at least I'm opening this fic.
Ok! With my line over with the curtains open to reveal that the tree is gone and the backdrop resembles an open feild. Miki and Kozue stand center stage in their cute matching outfits as they stand as still as staues while leaning away from one another. Not long after the curtains are fully drawn, Utena walked in from stage left and stopped when she was three feet from the twins.
"Hmm, curiouser and curiouser," Utena said as she looked the twins over.
"Time!" Miki exclaimed and Utena jumped at this sudden outburst.
"Well?" Kozue asked.
"Best time yet," Miki said as he held up the digital stop watch.
"Yeah!" Kozue exclaimed.
"Uh...excuse me?" Utena said and the twins turned to her.
"Didn't we look like such fabulus wax figures?" Kozue asked as if Utena had been there the whole time.
"Yes, you did," Utena said, playing along with Kozue.
"But, if we were real wax figures you would have paid to look at us," Miki said very proudly.
"Y...yes," Utena simply said, not sure what to make of him as Kozue glared at her brother before she bopped him over the head with a thick book.
"Don't talk like that, you're head will get to big and explode just like your brother's did," Kozue said monotonely.
"Brother?" Utena asked.
"Yes, my brother Dum perished because he praised himself to much. But..." Miki said and turned to Kozue, "I'm not going out like that."
"Pfht, whatever," Kozue said.
"If you don't mind my asking, but...who are you two?" Utena asked.
"I thought you'd never ask," Kozue said and Utena raised an eyebrow.
"This boast bag of air is my cousin Tweedle Dee," Kozue said as she gestured her right hand to Miki who glared at her.
"And this snobish woman before you is my cousin Tweetle Laa," Miki said.
"Tweedle Dee...and Tweetle Laa?" Utena asked, a bit puzzled, "Those sound like forgein names."
"Very forgein, we were born in a far away land," Miki said.
"Oh, where would that be?" Utena asked.
"Uhhh...I forget," Miki said and the two girls nearly collasped to the floor as two more peices of ceiling fell on their heads.
'I really need to get that fixed,' I thought as I looked on as Miki looked on highly surprised.
"Just then, the falling of two peices of sky reminded Dee of a story," I said.
"Hey, that reminds me of a story," Miki said matter of factly and Kozue glared at him.
'Gee, you think?' she thought before she turned to Utena with a big smile.
"Yes, won't you stay for a story?" Kozue asked very cheerfully.
"I don't know..." Utena said as she tried to back up.
"You're not going anywheres are you?" Miki asked.
"Yes but..." Utena started.
"And you're not needed anywheres are you?" Kozue asked.
"No but I..."
"Dee and Laa despertally wanted Alice to stay and listen to one of their stories, seeing as how no one passed their feild very often. Alice though, wanted to keep going down the road. So, after a couple of moments, Alice finally gave in and agreed to listen to a story."
"YEAH!" Kozue excalimed.
"But only one mind you. Then I leave," Utena said sternly.
"Yes, just one," Miki said as Kozue snuck up behind him.
"We better make this a long story then," she said quietly to her brother who nodded in agreement.
"What was that?" Utena asked.
"Nothing," Kozue said with a nervous laugh and Utena looked at her suspicious as a giant golden frame with blue velvet curtains rolled in from stage left.
"And now, the story of the Walrus and the Carpenter," both the twins said as Utena sat down on a tree stump that rose up out of the ground.
"Wow, tree stumps must be in season," Miki said, astonished.
"Dee!" Kozue shouted.
"Sorry," Miki said and the blue curtains rolled back to reveal a beach sceen...that was divided between the day and the night.
"It was the middle of the night when the Walrus and the Carpenter went out for a walk along the sand," Miki said as Juri and Shiori came out stage right of the frame.
"I can't believe how hot it is," Juri said as she fanned herself.
"Said the Carpenter to the Walrus, who was also feeling the heat," Kozue said.
"Then let's walk by the sea and see what we can see," Shiori said as she motioned her cane towards the plastic wrap ocean.
"So the Walrus and the Carpenter made their way to the ocean, in an attempt to cool off from the heat. But when they reached a small cove, what should they find but an small colony of oysters," Miki said.
"Ah, what luck to chance upon so many new friends," Shiori said.
"Said the Walrus as her eyes gleamed with an evil scheme," Miki said.
"Walk with us and talk with us, the day is fine and we have the time and to be merry as kings," Shiori said.
"Yes, let us time of the finer things. Of ships and shoes and cabbages and queens," Juri said.
"The Carpenter piped as as she tried not to drool at the thought of fried oysters," Miki said.
"Though one old oyster thought it wise to stay home on this fine March day, the youngest ones of the group jumped up with their shoes are polished and clean," Kozue said.
"Which was quite odd for they had no feet," Miki said.
"I see," Utena said.
"Even so, the ten little oysters followed in two rows of five as Walrus and Carpenter led the way to their little shack," Miki said.
"Oh what a day it is with the sun bright bright and hot, dear Carpenter would you fetch us some drinks," Shiori said.
"Said the Walrus as she sat at the table with the innocent little oysters," Kozue said.
"So, with a smile and quick little..." Miki said.
"Be right back," Juri said.
"The carpenter was gone to the kitchen to make fresh lemonaid," Miki said.
"Then, with an evil gleam in her eye. Walrus turned to all the osters and ate them all with a little salt," Kozue said. Juri then came out with a large pitcher of lemonaid.
"Lemonaid's...uh, where are the oysters?" Juri asked.
"I will admit it...they comitted suicide," Shiori said.
"Suicide?!" Juri gasped and placed the pitcher on the table.
"Yes," Shiori said as she dabbed her eyes with a pink hankercheif, "In my stomach."
"WHAT!?" Juri exclaimed and threw the pitcher at Shiori who shrieked in fright. Juri then picked up a mallet and chased after Shiori with the mallet as she yelled all sorts of curses at Shiori. With that, the curtains slammed shut and the frame rolled off stage.
"Wow, new ending," Miki said.
"I told you not to drink that saki," Kozue said and Miki turned to her with a glare.
"Then, just when Dee was about to argue with Laa. Who should appear but..."
"I'M LATE!" came a familar female shout and everyone turned to stage right to see Anthy dash on stage.
"The White Rabbit!" Utena gasped as Anthy ran past her. Once again, the two girls were on the conveyerbelt running as another one rolled Miki and Kozue off to stage right where they were literally tossed off behind the curtains.
"Wait!" Utena shouted as some bushes rolled in from stage left. Anthy jumped into the bushes and Utena followed her.
"So Alice jumped into the bushes, trying her best to follow the White Rabbit only to find..."
"I'M LOST!" Utena cried out as she stuck here head out of the bushes.
"Then, she heard a noise behind her and followed it."
Utena hears the sound of clicking china and follows it till all the bushes part to reveal Anthy, Saionji and ChuChu sitting at a long pink table with ten tables. Utena was about to speak her next line when the lines when out with a jolt.
Next)
5) The Eternal Tea Party