Perfect Yu-gi-oh for the cast.

Disclamer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, Shonen Jump has the rights to it.

A/N: Okay, this will be a dumb fic, because it is what I want to happen in Yu-gi-oh.

Yugi Tea and Tristan were being hung while Kiaba, Malik and Marik enjoyed some cream soda.

Joey: Any more drinks Masters?

Kiaba: No thank you Jou.

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Duke: Yami, how do you get your hair so weird? I just love your hair.

Yami: You talk to me about hair at such a sad hour! Why not talk about poor Yugi?

Duke: Whatever freak. I'm going to go talk to Mie.

Duke and Mie skip off in the distance.

******** Bakura: What's up Marik? My hicara Ryou is really wimpy lately.

Ryou: You're hanging my friends! T_T

Marik: I'm the only cool not wimpy hicara.

Malik: and Yami is the only wimpy hicara.

Kaiba: Yami isn't very wimpy. Oh no, I stood up for Yami king of games.

Bakura: Yaeh, but Yami is the wimpiest Yami.

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Shadi: The Istar family and myself are really cool.

Isis: Yes, yes we are.

Odeon: I am in debt of the Istar family.

Isis: Duh!

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Serenity: I'm looking for Seto Kiaba ^_~.

Kiaba: Yes, Serenity ^_o!

A/N: Yes I want Serenity and Kiaba together.

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Mocuba: . . . I'm sorry, Yugi girl 22232 has nothing planed for me.

Yugi girl 22232: This was pretty random.