A/n: Hello, it's me again. I was reading Harry Potter fics one day and I
stumbled upon one where Space Ghost interviewed Harry Potter. Jack, being
jealous by this, encouraged me to write a fic about him being on Space
Ghost. Of course he's drunk in this one ,. The fan fic I got this idea
from Kain's A Broom Forgotten, Kain is a really good author. Anyway on with
the show.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I don't even own this story line. Kain does.
Space Ghost: Ummm guys, is Indy scheduled for tonight? This is our 100th aniversery show, and I want everything to be prepared?
Zorak: We were supposed to do what?
SG: Get Indiana Jones on the show…
Moltar: I thought you guys were like enemies.
SG: Yea… that's why I asked YOU to bring him.
Zorak: (narrows eyes) Nobody informed me of this.
SG: (Getting mad) YOU DIDN'T GET MY GUESTS FOR TONIGHT???
Moltar: Guests? Since when are we using plurals…
SG: Indiana Jones and Han Solo…
Moltar: Aren't they the same person?
SG: (puts hand on destruct-o-ray) HOW DARE YOU (blows up Moltar)
Zorak: (opens eyes wide) That's like the first time you blew up Moltar
Moltar: (cough cough) Yup
(OPENING CREDITS)
SG: Greetings, I'm Space Ghost, and welcome to the show. Today we have Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Harrison Ford. Well if Zorak got the plans right (glares)
Zorak: THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
SG: I think I would know my own guest Zorak
Zorak: Well this floor is still dirty, we still don't got a broom
Moltar: I think Brak has a broom (Brak appears)
Brak: (waves) Hi everyone… (Immense cheers for about 2 minutes) Good evening. (More immense cheers)
SG: NO, NO, NO! We tried this last time, Brak does not have a broom. He just claims to have one. (Brak sulks and walks away) (Audience boos)
Zorak: I thought this show wasn't live (winces)
Moltar: It is now
SG: No it is not
Zorak: Yes it is
SG: (puts hand on Destruct-o-ray button on arm) (glares) No it isn't
Zorak: Hmm… I'm gonna have to say… Yup
SG: (points arm toward Zorak) Zorak…
Moltar: I have to agree with Zorak
SG: DON'T MAKE ME BLOW YOU UP AGAIN MOLTAR
Zorak: Wanna make something of it Space Ghost?
SG: (blows up Zorak) You want the same treatment as him, Moltar?
Moltar: I bet you wouldn't do that to Brak… (Brak peeks around the corner and waves) (immense cheers from the audience) GO AWAY BRAK (Brak sulks and the audience boos)
SG: Zorak, play me to my desk
Zorak: (doesn't respond) (buzzing sound)
SG: (sighs) (walks to desk with out inviso) Let's just get along with the show
Moltar: (Pulls a lever and a tv with Jack on it comes down)
SG: Ummm… Who are you?
Jack: Uhh, I'm Harrison Ford
Zorak: No you are not
(Brak walks in)
Brak: (opens mouth) (audience cheers immensely) I believe you Fordy (audience claps and claps and cheers for Brak) (Brak walks out)
Zorak: Ok… that was just weird
SG: Well hello Mr. Harrison
Jack: Harrison? Who said anything about Harrison? *hic*
SG: Harrison… are you drunk?
Jack: MY NAME IS JINJO AND YES
Zorak: I recognize you… you're that punk kid who tried to take Harry Potter off the show last week after the show… Jack Snape
Jack: *hic* Yes indeed, ya leprechaun
Zorak: Can I kill him?
SG: You can't kill Harrison Ford!!!
Jack: But I'm Jack
SG: (points destruct-o-ray at him) What have you done with Harrison Ford?
Jack: Oh that guy? We had a drinking game and he passed out. He's somewhere in Australia now.
SG: Oh… how old are you?
Jack: 16
SG: And your drunk?
Jack: DARN PROUD OF IT (Jack falls off his chair then gets back up)
SG: So why are you here?
Jack: I heard Harry Dotter or something like that got on your show a couple of years ago and I decided to come on.
Zorak: It was last week
SG: Look Jack, you can't just decide to come on my show… We have to invite you
Zorak: Got a broom?
SG: NOT AGAIN ZORAK (blows Zorak up)
Jack: (passed out)
SG: Well that's our show
Zorak: How come the show is always fifteen minutes? All the important talk shows get 1 hour, sometimes half an hour. Man you must suck if you only get fifteen minutes (continues to babble on about how much he stinks and so forth)
SG: (thinks to himself) I could really use a tuna fish sandwhich right now… (outloud) ZORAK GET ME SOME TUNA
Zorak: Ok…
(INTERRUPT TRANSMISSION)
A/N: How'd you like it? Next Chapter is the commercials, where Brak invades the commercials and Zorak hunts him down.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I don't even own this story line. Kain does.
Space Ghost: Ummm guys, is Indy scheduled for tonight? This is our 100th aniversery show, and I want everything to be prepared?
Zorak: We were supposed to do what?
SG: Get Indiana Jones on the show…
Moltar: I thought you guys were like enemies.
SG: Yea… that's why I asked YOU to bring him.
Zorak: (narrows eyes) Nobody informed me of this.
SG: (Getting mad) YOU DIDN'T GET MY GUESTS FOR TONIGHT???
Moltar: Guests? Since when are we using plurals…
SG: Indiana Jones and Han Solo…
Moltar: Aren't they the same person?
SG: (puts hand on destruct-o-ray) HOW DARE YOU (blows up Moltar)
Zorak: (opens eyes wide) That's like the first time you blew up Moltar
Moltar: (cough cough) Yup
(OPENING CREDITS)
SG: Greetings, I'm Space Ghost, and welcome to the show. Today we have Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Harrison Ford. Well if Zorak got the plans right (glares)
Zorak: THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
SG: I think I would know my own guest Zorak
Zorak: Well this floor is still dirty, we still don't got a broom
Moltar: I think Brak has a broom (Brak appears)
Brak: (waves) Hi everyone… (Immense cheers for about 2 minutes) Good evening. (More immense cheers)
SG: NO, NO, NO! We tried this last time, Brak does not have a broom. He just claims to have one. (Brak sulks and walks away) (Audience boos)
Zorak: I thought this show wasn't live (winces)
Moltar: It is now
SG: No it is not
Zorak: Yes it is
SG: (puts hand on Destruct-o-ray button on arm) (glares) No it isn't
Zorak: Hmm… I'm gonna have to say… Yup
SG: (points arm toward Zorak) Zorak…
Moltar: I have to agree with Zorak
SG: DON'T MAKE ME BLOW YOU UP AGAIN MOLTAR
Zorak: Wanna make something of it Space Ghost?
SG: (blows up Zorak) You want the same treatment as him, Moltar?
Moltar: I bet you wouldn't do that to Brak… (Brak peeks around the corner and waves) (immense cheers from the audience) GO AWAY BRAK (Brak sulks and the audience boos)
SG: Zorak, play me to my desk
Zorak: (doesn't respond) (buzzing sound)
SG: (sighs) (walks to desk with out inviso) Let's just get along with the show
Moltar: (Pulls a lever and a tv with Jack on it comes down)
SG: Ummm… Who are you?
Jack: Uhh, I'm Harrison Ford
Zorak: No you are not
(Brak walks in)
Brak: (opens mouth) (audience cheers immensely) I believe you Fordy (audience claps and claps and cheers for Brak) (Brak walks out)
Zorak: Ok… that was just weird
SG: Well hello Mr. Harrison
Jack: Harrison? Who said anything about Harrison? *hic*
SG: Harrison… are you drunk?
Jack: MY NAME IS JINJO AND YES
Zorak: I recognize you… you're that punk kid who tried to take Harry Potter off the show last week after the show… Jack Snape
Jack: *hic* Yes indeed, ya leprechaun
Zorak: Can I kill him?
SG: You can't kill Harrison Ford!!!
Jack: But I'm Jack
SG: (points destruct-o-ray at him) What have you done with Harrison Ford?
Jack: Oh that guy? We had a drinking game and he passed out. He's somewhere in Australia now.
SG: Oh… how old are you?
Jack: 16
SG: And your drunk?
Jack: DARN PROUD OF IT (Jack falls off his chair then gets back up)
SG: So why are you here?
Jack: I heard Harry Dotter or something like that got on your show a couple of years ago and I decided to come on.
Zorak: It was last week
SG: Look Jack, you can't just decide to come on my show… We have to invite you
Zorak: Got a broom?
SG: NOT AGAIN ZORAK (blows Zorak up)
Jack: (passed out)
SG: Well that's our show
Zorak: How come the show is always fifteen minutes? All the important talk shows get 1 hour, sometimes half an hour. Man you must suck if you only get fifteen minutes (continues to babble on about how much he stinks and so forth)
SG: (thinks to himself) I could really use a tuna fish sandwhich right now… (outloud) ZORAK GET ME SOME TUNA
Zorak: Ok…
(INTERRUPT TRANSMISSION)
A/N: How'd you like it? Next Chapter is the commercials, where Brak invades the commercials and Zorak hunts him down.