Utena in Wonderland
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director...oh yeah, and narrator. WAKE UP ME!
With that said and done, on with the show!
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Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
5) Act 3: The Eternal Tea Party
"Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats as we deal with these technical difficulties," I said into my microphone and slipped on my regulation pair of night vision goggles before I slipped backstageb to the left wing waiting room for the actors. There, I find the room already lit by candles and flashlights.
"What the hell just happened?" I asked.
"Well..." Juri said and pointed to her right. I looked and saw Akio sitting in a chair...loking very toasted and very angry.
"Akio...?"
"All I did was try to go to the bathroom and then ZAP," Akio said, glaring.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. The bathrooms are rigged so that you can't enter them if someone else is in there," I said, innocently enough.
"WHAT!?" Akio exclaimed.
"But, you shouldn't have been zapped so hard, I only rigged it for a thousand watts," I said thoughtfully.
"I thought the bathrooms were unisex," Nanami asked.
"Yeah, but I don't trust the white haired devil," I said.
"What if my hands were wet?" Akio asked.
"Wet?"
"Water was spilled and I was heading in for some towels," Akio said.
"AJ, we need to fix the lights before the crowd gets restless," Touga said.
"K," I said, turned to an black door with a white frame. There's no handle on the door but a yellow button to the right. I push the button and the door slides open to reveal this generator. With one swift kick to said generator, the power kicks back on...and everyone's jaws drop.
"What? I always do that," I said.
"AJ, the show has started," Shiori said.
"Perfect, I love those people. Akio, toss the hair tie and brush your hair before you get in your spot," I said.
"Fine," Akio said and I left to return to my spot at the narrator's pedastal to find that Utena and the others were already past the introductions.
"Everything I say is meaningful and profound," Saioinji said as ChuChu slept in a tea cup saucer and Anthy sipped on tea.
"Cut your hair," Saioinji said as he looked right at Utena.
"I beg your pardon?" Utena asked, insulted.
"Personal remarks are rude," Anthy said matter of factly.
"They are? Oh...I'll have to remember that," Saioinji said thoughtfully.
"How come you have the table set out for so many? Are you expecting guests?" Utena asked.
"No, it's because of the Queen of Hearts...and time," Saioinji said.
"Time?" Utena asked.
"Yes. It was some time ago when the Queen asked for performers at her birthday celebration. Of course I went sang my little rendition of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat'," Saioinji said.
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat, How I wonder where you're at. Like a tea pot in the sky," Anthy said dreamily before she began to nibble on a tea saucer like was a cookie. Utena looked on at this with worry as Saioinji just continued with his story.
"Then, the queen shouted 'Stop that man, he's murdering time!' So I got out of there before a finger was laid on me but time had heard what she said and stopped time at 6. So it's always tea time here," Saioinji said.
"We never really have time to clean up around here so we just leave everything out and move onto something cleaner," Anthy said.
"I see," Utena said.
"Speaking of which, I have a craving for Sushi," Saioinji said.
"But," Utena said as she looked around the table, "I don't see any."
"I can remedy that," Anthy said and Utena looked up to see Anthy hold up a knife as her eyeglasses were glared over. Utena then shrieked and attempted to escape but Saioinji grabbed first her left wrist and then her right wrist when she tried to strike him. Anthy began to approach Utena as she tried to strugle free of Saioinji's grasp.
"Then, when Alice thought she had breathed her last breath," I said as Anthy raised the knife, "The Chesire Cat Came to her rescue."
With that, Akio appeared out of thin air and practically glomped Anthy who let out a small shriek of surprise.
"No!" Saioinji shouted as Akio disarmed Anthy and then threw her towards the nearby bushes of stage left. Saioinji then let out a angry growl as he threw Utena aside into one of the nearby chairs as he approached Akio. Akio turned to him just in time for the two of to lock hands in a power strugle as Utena looked on with this confussed look on her face.
"Yes, the Chesire Cat had reappeared to save Alice from mortal peril..." I said.
"MORTAL COMBAT!" came this male voice out of thin air and everyone looked around highly confussed.
"I said mortal PERIL."
"Sorry," said the male voice sheepishly and that was the last we heard of him.
"As I was saying. The Chesire Cat and the Mad Hatter were locked in a sturgle of power as both were evenly matched in strength. As Alice looked on, she didn't know weither to take this chance to escape or help the cat when..."
"I'm late, I'm ever so late," came a female voice from stage right and Anthy bounded out all dressed up as the White Rabbit once again.
"What the...?" Anthy asked as she stopped in the middle of the stage when she saw the two guys.
"Stay out of this White Rabbit," Saioinji growled.
"No, take Alice and run," Akio shouted. Anthy only nodded once with a determined face before she turned to Utena and grabbed her wrist.
"Oy!" Utena gasped as she was pulled out of the chair. The two girls then ran in place towards stage right as the rest of the stage moved stage left. Saioinji shouted just as he and Akio vanished stage left. Everyone can hear the sounds of a strugle...and falling objects...which made me fidget with worry in my chair. Then the noises stop and Akio jumps back out on the stage to catch up with the girls.
"Chesire Cat!" Utena exclaimed happily as Akio flashed her a smile.
"I'm fine Alice, the Mad Hatter was no match for me," Akio said as a glint flashed in his smile...and I shudder in my seat for you never trust someone with a glint in their teeth...this includes Akio, Scot Summers from X-Men Evolution and Frieza from Dragonball Z...but still...
"Where are we going?" Utena asked.
"To see the Queen of Hearts," Anthy said as a giant oak tree with a red door on the side rolled in from stage right. Once the door opened the trio jumped through the doorway and the door slammed shut just as the stage lights began to dim and the curtains closed for a second time.
Next) Royal Company
Disclaimer:
Utena is proper property of Be Papas.
Note:
This is an original Utena fanfic that means the Mystic Sisters won't be appearing in this fic. The only role that I play in this nutty production is the director...oh yeah, and narrator. WAKE UP ME!
With that said and done, on with the show!
_______________________________________________
Utena in Wonderland
AJ Angelique
5) Act 3: The Eternal Tea Party
"Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats as we deal with these technical difficulties," I said into my microphone and slipped on my regulation pair of night vision goggles before I slipped backstageb to the left wing waiting room for the actors. There, I find the room already lit by candles and flashlights.
"What the hell just happened?" I asked.
"Well..." Juri said and pointed to her right. I looked and saw Akio sitting in a chair...loking very toasted and very angry.
"Akio...?"
"All I did was try to go to the bathroom and then ZAP," Akio said, glaring.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. The bathrooms are rigged so that you can't enter them if someone else is in there," I said, innocently enough.
"WHAT!?" Akio exclaimed.
"But, you shouldn't have been zapped so hard, I only rigged it for a thousand watts," I said thoughtfully.
"I thought the bathrooms were unisex," Nanami asked.
"Yeah, but I don't trust the white haired devil," I said.
"What if my hands were wet?" Akio asked.
"Wet?"
"Water was spilled and I was heading in for some towels," Akio said.
"AJ, we need to fix the lights before the crowd gets restless," Touga said.
"K," I said, turned to an black door with a white frame. There's no handle on the door but a yellow button to the right. I push the button and the door slides open to reveal this generator. With one swift kick to said generator, the power kicks back on...and everyone's jaws drop.
"What? I always do that," I said.
"AJ, the show has started," Shiori said.
"Perfect, I love those people. Akio, toss the hair tie and brush your hair before you get in your spot," I said.
"Fine," Akio said and I left to return to my spot at the narrator's pedastal to find that Utena and the others were already past the introductions.
"Everything I say is meaningful and profound," Saioinji said as ChuChu slept in a tea cup saucer and Anthy sipped on tea.
"Cut your hair," Saioinji said as he looked right at Utena.
"I beg your pardon?" Utena asked, insulted.
"Personal remarks are rude," Anthy said matter of factly.
"They are? Oh...I'll have to remember that," Saioinji said thoughtfully.
"How come you have the table set out for so many? Are you expecting guests?" Utena asked.
"No, it's because of the Queen of Hearts...and time," Saioinji said.
"Time?" Utena asked.
"Yes. It was some time ago when the Queen asked for performers at her birthday celebration. Of course I went sang my little rendition of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat'," Saioinji said.
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat, How I wonder where you're at. Like a tea pot in the sky," Anthy said dreamily before she began to nibble on a tea saucer like was a cookie. Utena looked on at this with worry as Saioinji just continued with his story.
"Then, the queen shouted 'Stop that man, he's murdering time!' So I got out of there before a finger was laid on me but time had heard what she said and stopped time at 6. So it's always tea time here," Saioinji said.
"We never really have time to clean up around here so we just leave everything out and move onto something cleaner," Anthy said.
"I see," Utena said.
"Speaking of which, I have a craving for Sushi," Saioinji said.
"But," Utena said as she looked around the table, "I don't see any."
"I can remedy that," Anthy said and Utena looked up to see Anthy hold up a knife as her eyeglasses were glared over. Utena then shrieked and attempted to escape but Saioinji grabbed first her left wrist and then her right wrist when she tried to strike him. Anthy began to approach Utena as she tried to strugle free of Saioinji's grasp.
"Then, when Alice thought she had breathed her last breath," I said as Anthy raised the knife, "The Chesire Cat Came to her rescue."
With that, Akio appeared out of thin air and practically glomped Anthy who let out a small shriek of surprise.
"No!" Saioinji shouted as Akio disarmed Anthy and then threw her towards the nearby bushes of stage left. Saioinji then let out a angry growl as he threw Utena aside into one of the nearby chairs as he approached Akio. Akio turned to him just in time for the two of to lock hands in a power strugle as Utena looked on with this confussed look on her face.
"Yes, the Chesire Cat had reappeared to save Alice from mortal peril..." I said.
"MORTAL COMBAT!" came this male voice out of thin air and everyone looked around highly confussed.
"I said mortal PERIL."
"Sorry," said the male voice sheepishly and that was the last we heard of him.
"As I was saying. The Chesire Cat and the Mad Hatter were locked in a sturgle of power as both were evenly matched in strength. As Alice looked on, she didn't know weither to take this chance to escape or help the cat when..."
"I'm late, I'm ever so late," came a female voice from stage right and Anthy bounded out all dressed up as the White Rabbit once again.
"What the...?" Anthy asked as she stopped in the middle of the stage when she saw the two guys.
"Stay out of this White Rabbit," Saioinji growled.
"No, take Alice and run," Akio shouted. Anthy only nodded once with a determined face before she turned to Utena and grabbed her wrist.
"Oy!" Utena gasped as she was pulled out of the chair. The two girls then ran in place towards stage right as the rest of the stage moved stage left. Saioinji shouted just as he and Akio vanished stage left. Everyone can hear the sounds of a strugle...and falling objects...which made me fidget with worry in my chair. Then the noises stop and Akio jumps back out on the stage to catch up with the girls.
"Chesire Cat!" Utena exclaimed happily as Akio flashed her a smile.
"I'm fine Alice, the Mad Hatter was no match for me," Akio said as a glint flashed in his smile...and I shudder in my seat for you never trust someone with a glint in their teeth...this includes Akio, Scot Summers from X-Men Evolution and Frieza from Dragonball Z...but still...
"Where are we going?" Utena asked.
"To see the Queen of Hearts," Anthy said as a giant oak tree with a red door on the side rolled in from stage right. Once the door opened the trio jumped through the doorway and the door slammed shut just as the stage lights began to dim and the curtains closed for a second time.
Next) Royal Company