*Scene* Will and Graces apartment Will is Cooking a meal Karen is Drinking …Vodka Grace is arguing with her mum on the phone Rosario is rubbing her feet.
Grace: Mom!! Noo, why?, Noo. Listen to me, Noo, Why?, Listen to me. DON'T START SINGING… She hung up on me!!
Will: *mimicking* Noo, Why?
Karen: Grace no one cares Your mom is a failed celebrity that's got nowhere ok? don't waste Your time on her, and please change out of that tomato suit I'm nearly blind.
Rosario: I think it looks nice.
Karen: Well I've seen your wardrobe it looks like a homeless persons Trouser pocket its so bare.
Rosario: I cant help it if you pay me pathetic money!
Karen: $1.25 per 3 hours is good isn't it Grace? You pay me what $1.40 per hour don't you?
Grace: no that's how much I should pay you for the amount of work you do. I actually pay $5.25 per hour.
Karen: see Rosario. you've got a good deal.
*jack storms in dramatically*
Jack: Thank you VERY much that was the best show I EVER did and you missed it.
Karen: FYI it was PAP jack I'm surprised you even get a job with an act like that.
Jack: Seriously?
Karen: Seriously
Grace: I think what Karen is trying to say it needs spicing up its been the same for nearly 5 years honey. OH MY GOD I JUST SED HONEY.
Karen: And you said it in bad clothes go get changed.
*Grace goes and gets changed*
Jack: what could I do to spice it up?
Karen: you could have a question and answer session and serve free cocktails.
*grace enters*
*Karen doesn't see it*
Karen: To plain
Will: Dinner is served
They all go to the table even jack has a plate
Karen: Rosario what are you doing ? You don't sit at the table.
Will: she does here?
Rosario: Ha pissed on your bonfire!
Karen: what? How dare you no bedding for you today
Rosario: No pills.
Karen: My baby!
Rosario: I love you!!
Will: Eat up!!
Karen: I'm not hungry
Grace: Me either
Rosario: Me either
Jack: me either
Will: what? I spent ½ an hour on that and you didn't even tell me.
Grace: I didn't want to upset you?
Karen: I did!
Will: Karen FYI Black is not in right now.
Karen: If only you knew Wilma if only you knew.
Grace: Mom!! Noo, why?, Noo. Listen to me, Noo, Why?, Listen to me. DON'T START SINGING… She hung up on me!!
Will: *mimicking* Noo, Why?
Karen: Grace no one cares Your mom is a failed celebrity that's got nowhere ok? don't waste Your time on her, and please change out of that tomato suit I'm nearly blind.
Rosario: I think it looks nice.
Karen: Well I've seen your wardrobe it looks like a homeless persons Trouser pocket its so bare.
Rosario: I cant help it if you pay me pathetic money!
Karen: $1.25 per 3 hours is good isn't it Grace? You pay me what $1.40 per hour don't you?
Grace: no that's how much I should pay you for the amount of work you do. I actually pay $5.25 per hour.
Karen: see Rosario. you've got a good deal.
*jack storms in dramatically*
Jack: Thank you VERY much that was the best show I EVER did and you missed it.
Karen: FYI it was PAP jack I'm surprised you even get a job with an act like that.
Jack: Seriously?
Karen: Seriously
Grace: I think what Karen is trying to say it needs spicing up its been the same for nearly 5 years honey. OH MY GOD I JUST SED HONEY.
Karen: And you said it in bad clothes go get changed.
*Grace goes and gets changed*
Jack: what could I do to spice it up?
Karen: you could have a question and answer session and serve free cocktails.
*grace enters*
*Karen doesn't see it*
Karen: To plain
Will: Dinner is served
They all go to the table even jack has a plate
Karen: Rosario what are you doing ? You don't sit at the table.
Will: she does here?
Rosario: Ha pissed on your bonfire!
Karen: what? How dare you no bedding for you today
Rosario: No pills.
Karen: My baby!
Rosario: I love you!!
Will: Eat up!!
Karen: I'm not hungry
Grace: Me either
Rosario: Me either
Jack: me either
Will: what? I spent ½ an hour on that and you didn't even tell me.
Grace: I didn't want to upset you?
Karen: I did!
Will: Karen FYI Black is not in right now.
Karen: If only you knew Wilma if only you knew.