A N: Hey hey everyone. It's been a while I know. School and all, we got out
6/14/02 and well let's just say I got in trouble for not studying for my
finals ^_^''' anyway long live the fanfics! Well this time Jack is *gasp*
back. *insert suspenseful music here* Well anyway.. Long live the Fanfic!
Disclaimer: Well. you know the drill. I don't own anything but Jack. And his Dragon Pearl.
(feed sounds)
SG: Welcome back viewers
(Zorak sneaks back on the set with burn marks all over his face)
SG: Where were you Zorak?
(Zorak blinks)
Moltar: He was invading the commercials again.
SG: AGAIN?!?? (stands up) Last time that happened we got sued!
Zorak: So what?
(Brak comes on with burn marks all over)(Immense cheers and claps when Brak appears)
SG: This is just getting repetitive. (Aims his destruct-o-ray at Brak) Don't make me get destruct-o-ray on you.
Brak: Destruct-o-ray?
SG: Yes! Destruct-o-ray.
(crickets)
Brak: I could come up with a better name.
SG: I would like to see you try.
Brak: You would like to see me or hear me?
SG: Umm..
Zorak: Shouldn't we be getting on with the show?
SG: BE QUIET (destruct-o-ray's Zorak)
Zorak: (blink)(blink) That wasn't nice
SG: Neither are you.
Zorak: So?
SG: So.
Zorak: So..
SG: We should probally. get on with the show?
Zorak: Yea.
Brak: How about Purple Fuzzy Ray?
SG: GET OUT OF HERE!
(Brak leaves and audience boos)
SG: So where's Jack?
(Monitor comes down with Jack on it)
Jack: Hi Space Ghost
SG: Jack. your not drunk
Jack: No I'm not Space Ghost
SG: How did you do that?
Jack: I don't. know.
Moltar: It was like a three minute break.
Jack: Yea.
Zorak: You never answered my question
Jack: What question?
Zorak: Got a broom?
Jack: Uhh no.
Zorak: (narrows eyes) I thought you played Miditch
Jack: Miditch?
Zorak: That game you play. with the broom. (looks around) Am I thinking of the wrong book?
Jack: Ohhh. You mean Quidditch.
Zorak: Yea. I guess. (looks around room suspiciously)
Jack: Well I don't play Quidditch. I'm more of a Book type of person.
SG: Like Hermes?
Moltar: I think it's Mercury
Zorak: No, it's Hermoine (mutters) I work with idiots
SG: Don't make me get Purple Fuzzy Ray on you, mister.
(suspenseful music)
Zorak: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Moltar: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Jack: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Brak: Tuna Fish Sandwhich?
(suspenseful music)
SG: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Zorak: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Jack: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Moltar: Tuna Fish Sandwich Ray?
Brak: Purple Tuna Fuzzy Turtle R.
(loud suspenseful music)
SG: WHO IS PLAYING THAT?
Zorak: (looks suspicious) I don't know.
Moltar: I think it was Jack.
Jack: It was obviously Zorak.
(everybody looks at Zorak as he plays the suspenseful music)
Zorak: Uhh.. that's all the time we have for now.
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A/N: Hope ya enjoyed it. I'll do another chapter later. See ya all later ^.~
Disclaimer: Well. you know the drill. I don't own anything but Jack. And his Dragon Pearl.
(feed sounds)
SG: Welcome back viewers
(Zorak sneaks back on the set with burn marks all over his face)
SG: Where were you Zorak?
(Zorak blinks)
Moltar: He was invading the commercials again.
SG: AGAIN?!?? (stands up) Last time that happened we got sued!
Zorak: So what?
(Brak comes on with burn marks all over)(Immense cheers and claps when Brak appears)
SG: This is just getting repetitive. (Aims his destruct-o-ray at Brak) Don't make me get destruct-o-ray on you.
Brak: Destruct-o-ray?
SG: Yes! Destruct-o-ray.
(crickets)
Brak: I could come up with a better name.
SG: I would like to see you try.
Brak: You would like to see me or hear me?
SG: Umm..
Zorak: Shouldn't we be getting on with the show?
SG: BE QUIET (destruct-o-ray's Zorak)
Zorak: (blink)(blink) That wasn't nice
SG: Neither are you.
Zorak: So?
SG: So.
Zorak: So..
SG: We should probally. get on with the show?
Zorak: Yea.
Brak: How about Purple Fuzzy Ray?
SG: GET OUT OF HERE!
(Brak leaves and audience boos)
SG: So where's Jack?
(Monitor comes down with Jack on it)
Jack: Hi Space Ghost
SG: Jack. your not drunk
Jack: No I'm not Space Ghost
SG: How did you do that?
Jack: I don't. know.
Moltar: It was like a three minute break.
Jack: Yea.
Zorak: You never answered my question
Jack: What question?
Zorak: Got a broom?
Jack: Uhh no.
Zorak: (narrows eyes) I thought you played Miditch
Jack: Miditch?
Zorak: That game you play. with the broom. (looks around) Am I thinking of the wrong book?
Jack: Ohhh. You mean Quidditch.
Zorak: Yea. I guess. (looks around room suspiciously)
Jack: Well I don't play Quidditch. I'm more of a Book type of person.
SG: Like Hermes?
Moltar: I think it's Mercury
Zorak: No, it's Hermoine (mutters) I work with idiots
SG: Don't make me get Purple Fuzzy Ray on you, mister.
(suspenseful music)
Zorak: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Moltar: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Jack: Purple Fuzzy Ray?
Brak: Tuna Fish Sandwhich?
(suspenseful music)
SG: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Zorak: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Jack: Tuna Fish Sandwhich Ray?
Moltar: Tuna Fish Sandwich Ray?
Brak: Purple Tuna Fuzzy Turtle R.
(loud suspenseful music)
SG: WHO IS PLAYING THAT?
Zorak: (looks suspicious) I don't know.
Moltar: I think it was Jack.
Jack: It was obviously Zorak.
(everybody looks at Zorak as he plays the suspenseful music)
Zorak: Uhh.. that's all the time we have for now.
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A/N: Hope ya enjoyed it. I'll do another chapter later. See ya all later ^.~