Can I borrow a feeling?
Summary: Squall gets turned into a PuPu by a pissed off witch. Irvine gets mad and kills the witch. So, Squall is stuck like this until they can find the "Anti-PuPu" juice and they never do!!! (MUAHAHAHA!) Rinoa is turned off by Squall's sudden change in form. She starts digging Zell. **got the title from the Simpsons**
Chapter 1-Oh Oh
*Irvine's POV*
"How the hell did we end up in the woods?" Zell asked. He's been bitching for about 3 hours now. Damn he's pissing me off. Why can't he ever shut- Hey! There's a house! "Hey guys," I said. "There's a house over there," I said pointing. "Hey let's go check it out!" Selphie said, sounding like Velma from Scooby Doo. We changed our direction to the right. It took us 15 minutes to get over there because Zell kept tripping over tree trunks. We stood on a hill about a hundred yards from the house. It lokked like something out of a fairy tale.(AN: he doesn't know how right he is!) "OMG!" Selphie shrieked, "It's made of candy!!!"She was saying this as we were walking up to the house. (The others stayed on the hill.)I licked the side and said "Dude this is made of hot dogs!" Right after I said it I regretted it. "HOT DOGS!!!! DID I HEAR HOT DOGS!!!!????"Zell zoomed down here being chased by the others. (AN: Think of that part in Jurassic Park with the water shaking.) Zell DEVOURED a wall when we saw the owner. Ugh! What a wretched old hag! "What in tarnations are you doing?" she asked. I, of course zoned out and looked in her house. There was a fat chick and a REALLY fat dude in separate cages. "Help us!" they said. "She's gonna eat us!!" I raised my right eyebrow. "Weird," I mumbled. "Excuse me?" she said. "Why do you have to be such a damn bitch?" Squall asked. "Hey!" Rinoa said, "That's not nice." she said after she bitch-smacked him."Why.... I outta cast a spell on you!" the "bitch" said. "Oooooh I'm shakin in my tighty-whities." he said. All of a sudden she mumbled some weird shit and a burst of smoke busted out around Squall. The woman walked into her house. When the smoke cleared, we all looked at where Squall had been standing. We all gasped in horror. "Oh dear Hyne," Quistis said.
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Disclaimer:(since I forgot to put it up before) I do not own FF8,these characters,or Squaresoft.
Summary: Squall gets turned into a PuPu by a pissed off witch. Irvine gets mad and kills the witch. So, Squall is stuck like this until they can find the "Anti-PuPu" juice and they never do!!! (MUAHAHAHA!) Rinoa is turned off by Squall's sudden change in form. She starts digging Zell. **got the title from the Simpsons**
Chapter 1-Oh Oh
*Irvine's POV*
"How the hell did we end up in the woods?" Zell asked. He's been bitching for about 3 hours now. Damn he's pissing me off. Why can't he ever shut- Hey! There's a house! "Hey guys," I said. "There's a house over there," I said pointing. "Hey let's go check it out!" Selphie said, sounding like Velma from Scooby Doo. We changed our direction to the right. It took us 15 minutes to get over there because Zell kept tripping over tree trunks. We stood on a hill about a hundred yards from the house. It lokked like something out of a fairy tale.(AN: he doesn't know how right he is!) "OMG!" Selphie shrieked, "It's made of candy!!!"She was saying this as we were walking up to the house. (The others stayed on the hill.)I licked the side and said "Dude this is made of hot dogs!" Right after I said it I regretted it. "HOT DOGS!!!! DID I HEAR HOT DOGS!!!!????"Zell zoomed down here being chased by the others. (AN: Think of that part in Jurassic Park with the water shaking.) Zell DEVOURED a wall when we saw the owner. Ugh! What a wretched old hag! "What in tarnations are you doing?" she asked. I, of course zoned out and looked in her house. There was a fat chick and a REALLY fat dude in separate cages. "Help us!" they said. "She's gonna eat us!!" I raised my right eyebrow. "Weird," I mumbled. "Excuse me?" she said. "Why do you have to be such a damn bitch?" Squall asked. "Hey!" Rinoa said, "That's not nice." she said after she bitch-smacked him."Why.... I outta cast a spell on you!" the "bitch" said. "Oooooh I'm shakin in my tighty-whities." he said. All of a sudden she mumbled some weird shit and a burst of smoke busted out around Squall. The woman walked into her house. When the smoke cleared, we all looked at where Squall had been standing. We all gasped in horror. "Oh dear Hyne," Quistis said.
MUHAHAHAHA! Cliffhanger!!!Review! Review!Scroll down I have a surprise for you!
Disclaimer:(since I forgot to put it up before) I do not own FF8,these characters,or Squaresoft.