Kagome and Inuyasha have been best friends since Junior High School.
They were always seen together . . . And would beat the crap out of anyone
who called them "boyfriend and girlfriend" . . .
Well a new girl came to their school. Her name was, Kikyo. She seemed to befriend Inuyasha a little too quickly. And she wanted him to go out with her. . . But the only thing that stood in her way was . . . Kagome. She knew that Kagome and Inuyasha were really close. . . So if she did anything bad to Kagome, She was sure Inuyasha would dump her in a quick second . . . So what she needed to do was easy.
ibGet rid of her./b/i
Kikyo's plan was simple . . . They would have to betray each other. That wouldn't be any problem for her since people usually mistaken the two. . . Now the only thing Kikyo needed to do was fix her clothes and her hair to make it just like Kagome.
. . .
So one day as Kikyo arranged to meet Inuyasha and told him it was Kagome. That was a great idea, Inuyasha thought. . . 'cause it would be the prefect place to finally ask Kagome if they could "be more than friends".
When Inuyasha sees Kagome (Kikyo) He calls her over. He sees that she looks different, her face is serious and her eyes are cold.
"Hey-" He couldn't finish his sentence because she cut him off.
"Listen Inuyasha, I kind of get the feeling that you are coming on to me . . . I thought we were friends . . . But now I see that I can't trust you . . . especially a demon . . ."
"What are you talking about you never cared that i was de-"
"Don't cut me off!!" She gave him a cold stare and continued, "I shouldn't even call YOU a DEMON . . . 'cause you're juts a filthy HALF-BREED . . . who NO ONE will EVER care for . . . So don't even try and ask if we could be 'more than friends' . . . 'cause I you will never reach up to my standards . . ."
She gave him one last glare and turned her back to walk away.
"Why don't you just go out with Kikyo . . . She seems to be fond of you . . . Maybe she wants a filthy half-breed!"
. . .
The next day Inuyasha confronted Kagome . . .
"Listen, bitch . . . I don't give a fuck if I don't reach up to your 'standards' . . . Why the fuck do YOU NEED STANDARDS!?!? You'd be lucky if any guy ask YOU OUT!!"
Kagome had no idea what he was talking about . . . And every time she tried to say something he would always say: 'DON'T CUT ME OFF!!"
Once Inuyasha finished dissing her out, Kagome was on the verge of breaking down . . .
"FINE!! THINK WHAT EVER YOU WANT I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!" She slapped him across the face and ran away.
Inuyasha stood there and felt the hand mark she had left on his face. People were staring at him and giving him dirty looks. But Kikyo was there to save him . . .
". . . Oh INUYASHA!! What HAPPENED to your FACE!?" She gave him a warm smile but her eyes were still cold . . .
"Just something happened between me a Kagome . . ."
Kikyo grabbed his hand and began to walk with him . . . "Hmm . . . Well tell me about at WacDonalds!!"
. . .
Kagome and Inuyasha never spoke to each other or looked at each other again . . . Kikyo was her new replacement . . . And Kagome just seemed to have become a loner . . .
And about four months later . . . Inuyasha found out he was moving . . . Kagome was jumping with joy . . . While Kikyo cried her cold eyes out. .
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Cake: . . . *stares at Cassy*
Cassy: . . . *stares at Cake*
Cake: It's not funny. . .
Cassy: SHUDDUP!!!!
Cake: *mumbles* hypocrite. . .humor fic my ass. . .
Cassy: HOBO!!!!
Cake: WELL, YOU ARE A LIAR!!! IT'S LIKE A SUNNY DAY THAT'S CLOUDY, A RETARDED GENIUS, A CHILLY HOT DAY, A CAR THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN ENGINE, . . .ERM. . .A ENGLISHMEN THAT DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!
Cassy: . . . *confuzzled*
Blackie: All you're doing is listing oxymorons.
Cassy: SHE'S NOT A MORON!!!
Cake: O.o Where did you come from?
Blackie: The magical section of Zoids fics. Read my fics under 'Black Fireball'. I promise I am a better humor writer than Cake. . . Cake: HEY!!! -_-
Cassy: *point at Cake* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blackie: . . .and Cassy.
Cassy: HOBO!!!
*Cake's laughter in the background*
Blackie: I AM a hobo!
*Cassy tackles Blackie and a fight begins*
Cake: I better get outta here before it gets ugly.
~SEVEN MINUTES LATER
*Cake watches fight while eating cookies*
Cake: *mouth full of cookies* LEAB A REBEW!!!! ^__^ MAN, DISH ISH BETTER VAN AMERICAN IDOL!!! ((no I don't own American Idol))
Well a new girl came to their school. Her name was, Kikyo. She seemed to befriend Inuyasha a little too quickly. And she wanted him to go out with her. . . But the only thing that stood in her way was . . . Kagome. She knew that Kagome and Inuyasha were really close. . . So if she did anything bad to Kagome, She was sure Inuyasha would dump her in a quick second . . . So what she needed to do was easy.
ibGet rid of her./b/i
Kikyo's plan was simple . . . They would have to betray each other. That wouldn't be any problem for her since people usually mistaken the two. . . Now the only thing Kikyo needed to do was fix her clothes and her hair to make it just like Kagome.
. . .
So one day as Kikyo arranged to meet Inuyasha and told him it was Kagome. That was a great idea, Inuyasha thought. . . 'cause it would be the prefect place to finally ask Kagome if they could "be more than friends".
When Inuyasha sees Kagome (Kikyo) He calls her over. He sees that she looks different, her face is serious and her eyes are cold.
"Hey-" He couldn't finish his sentence because she cut him off.
"Listen Inuyasha, I kind of get the feeling that you are coming on to me . . . I thought we were friends . . . But now I see that I can't trust you . . . especially a demon . . ."
"What are you talking about you never cared that i was de-"
"Don't cut me off!!" She gave him a cold stare and continued, "I shouldn't even call YOU a DEMON . . . 'cause you're juts a filthy HALF-BREED . . . who NO ONE will EVER care for . . . So don't even try and ask if we could be 'more than friends' . . . 'cause I you will never reach up to my standards . . ."
She gave him one last glare and turned her back to walk away.
"Why don't you just go out with Kikyo . . . She seems to be fond of you . . . Maybe she wants a filthy half-breed!"
. . .
The next day Inuyasha confronted Kagome . . .
"Listen, bitch . . . I don't give a fuck if I don't reach up to your 'standards' . . . Why the fuck do YOU NEED STANDARDS!?!? You'd be lucky if any guy ask YOU OUT!!"
Kagome had no idea what he was talking about . . . And every time she tried to say something he would always say: 'DON'T CUT ME OFF!!"
Once Inuyasha finished dissing her out, Kagome was on the verge of breaking down . . .
"FINE!! THINK WHAT EVER YOU WANT I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!" She slapped him across the face and ran away.
Inuyasha stood there and felt the hand mark she had left on his face. People were staring at him and giving him dirty looks. But Kikyo was there to save him . . .
". . . Oh INUYASHA!! What HAPPENED to your FACE!?" She gave him a warm smile but her eyes were still cold . . .
"Just something happened between me a Kagome . . ."
Kikyo grabbed his hand and began to walk with him . . . "Hmm . . . Well tell me about at WacDonalds!!"
. . .
Kagome and Inuyasha never spoke to each other or looked at each other again . . . Kikyo was her new replacement . . . And Kagome just seemed to have become a loner . . .
And about four months later . . . Inuyasha found out he was moving . . . Kagome was jumping with joy . . . While Kikyo cried her cold eyes out. .
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Cake: . . . *stares at Cassy*
Cassy: . . . *stares at Cake*
Cake: It's not funny. . .
Cassy: SHUDDUP!!!!
Cake: *mumbles* hypocrite. . .humor fic my ass. . .
Cassy: HOBO!!!!
Cake: WELL, YOU ARE A LIAR!!! IT'S LIKE A SUNNY DAY THAT'S CLOUDY, A RETARDED GENIUS, A CHILLY HOT DAY, A CAR THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN ENGINE, . . .ERM. . .A ENGLISHMEN THAT DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!
Cassy: . . . *confuzzled*
Blackie: All you're doing is listing oxymorons.
Cassy: SHE'S NOT A MORON!!!
Cake: O.o Where did you come from?
Blackie: The magical section of Zoids fics. Read my fics under 'Black Fireball'. I promise I am a better humor writer than Cake. . . Cake: HEY!!! -_-
Cassy: *point at Cake* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blackie: . . .and Cassy.
Cassy: HOBO!!!
*Cake's laughter in the background*
Blackie: I AM a hobo!
*Cassy tackles Blackie and a fight begins*
Cake: I better get outta here before it gets ugly.
~SEVEN MINUTES LATER
*Cake watches fight while eating cookies*
Cake: *mouth full of cookies* LEAB A REBEW!!!! ^__^ MAN, DISH ISH BETTER VAN AMERICAN IDOL!!! ((no I don't own American Idol))