Disclaimer: Hey everyone! Hey thanks for the good reviews. If I get good reviews for this one, I'll put out the next chapter to this story and maybe some different ones. I still don't own Yugioh though I still wish I did or any of the screwy things I write about. I'm sorry to those who wanted to get in this one, but I can't get on Yahoo to check her e-mail so I didn't know who R and R ed. Parental controls! X( Next time I will have at least one new person! I promise. Please review, PLEASE? Thanks, enjoy.

But I know he cares!!!!! Yokomon52's story

Time: 12:00 noon

Place: Yokomon52's house

Yokomon52: (kissing a picture of Bakura) Oh 'Kura, why do you shun me so? What have I ever done to deserve your insults?

Bakura picture:...

Yokomon52: Are you giving me the silent treatment?

Bakura Picture:...

Yokomon52: Fine be that way! I'll give you time to cool down.

Yokomon52 puts down the picture and walks out of the room.

Place: Turtle Game shop

Time: 1:00 afternoon

Yugi: So who's coming over today?

Yami: KuteAzMe called and so did Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Yokomon52.

Grandpa: Ohhhhh, not a good mix.

Yugi: What?

Yami: Bakura and Yokomon52.

The doorbell rings.

Grandpa: I got it.

Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Tea, KuteAzMe, and Yokomon52 walk in to the room.

Yami/Yugi: Hey, guys!

KuteAzMe: Zup!

Tea: HI!

Joey/ Tristan: Greeting earthlings!

Bakura: Uh- guys?

Yokomon52: Oh joy! The fact that I am in the same room as my beloved just makes my day!

KuteAzMe: Oh cut it out, Yokomon52!

Bakura: (Hiding behind Yami) Keep that demon girl away from me!

Tristan: Would you guys cut it out?

Yami: (edging away from Bakura) Yes, it would be very foolish worry about Yokomon52 kidnapping Bakura when there

are Rare Hunters prowling around.

Tea: Not just Rare Hunters but Ma- hey what are you doing?

Yokomon52 stops digging in her purse, obviously looking for lipstick.

Yugi: Are you going to chase Bakura again?

Yokomon52: Um- no.

KuteAzMe: Good, back to business. About keeping Yami's power away from Marik, any ideas?

Yokomon52 keeps on trying to grab Bakura's hand.

Bakura: Yes. KEEP THIS EVIL SPASTIC AWAY FROM ME!

Bakura runs out of the room, swinging his arms wildly.

Yami: (losing his temper) THAT'S IT!

Yami grabs Yokomon52's arm and flings her onto the couch.

Yugi: WHAT THE HECK'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

Yokomon52: Oh, so many things.

Tea: Do you know you scare the heck out of Bakura?

Yokomon52: No I don't.

Joey: Yes you do! You chased him away!

Yokomon52: No I don't, he's just playing!

KuteAzMe: No I'm pretty sure he is NOT playing.

Yokomon52: He knows he likes me!

Yami: There really is a fine line between like and loath.

Yokomon52: Oh, Yami don't be sad. I'm sure Bakura doesn't loath you. He likes to pretend, you know that.

Yami starts flexing his fingers as if he ready to place them around Yokomon52's throat.

KuteAzMe: Who's game for getting out of here? Show me hands!

Everyone except Yami and Yokomon52: ME!!!!!!!

Everyone runs out and soon they hear a chain saw and Yokomon52 screaming.

Bakura: (shaking and standing in the hallway) Wh- What's going on in there?

Yugi: Oh nothing. Yami's just committing homicide, that's all.

Joey: What is a homicide?

Bakura: When a psychopath kills another psychopath

Tristan: Yeah... WAIT, THAT'S A BAD THING!

Tea: Oh, no!

Everyone: (swinging their arm wildly) STOP! YAMI! STOP, STOP!

They all burst into the room before the chain saw makes contact.

Yokomon52: HELP! KEEP SHARP OBJECTS AWAY FROM YAMI! HELP!

Yami: Well, get some self-control when your around Bakura!

Yokomon52: But all I want is Bakura! And world domination, but for right now just Bakura.

Bakura: Yeah? Well you keep away from me!

Joey: I got an idea!

Everyone except Yokomon52 and Bakura huddle up and Joey shares his plan.

Yugi: (after Joey tells his plan) Ha! Works for me!

Tea: I know let just get Bakura really drunk and get Yokomon52 to ask him to marry her and he'll be too high to say no.

Everyone gives Tea "the look".

Tea: Or Joey's plan is good too.

What is Joey's mystery plan? How will Yami hold in his temper through all this? Who wants to see Tea burned to a crisp

over an open flame? I do! Will I ever quit asking these stupid questions? Um, no. Anyway find the answers to these and more in chapter two of " But I Know He Cares!!!!!" That is if I get good reviews. See ya!