Disclaimer: Zup? Well I don't own YGO but dear God I wish I did! Please enjoy and please R and R. If you like, I write. If you don't like, uh... I still write because who in the right mind doesn't like a fan-girl obsessing over their favorite character on a TV show?
But I know he cares!!!!!
Joey's Plan in Action - Not
Grandpa's Game Shop
Time: 2:54
Bakura: I say, put me down!
Yokomon52: No way my cutie pie! Sweet heart, give me a kiss!
KuteAzMe: Ewe! Gross! If you kiss him, I'll hurl.
Joey: C'mon d' you want to try to separate them or not?
Everyone: Uh, duh!
Bakura: I'll do anything for you if you if keep this- this thing away from me.
Yugi: Oh Yokomon52, Bakura needs you for something.
Yokomon52: Okay! Wait this isn't some trick to get me to stop liking Bakura is it?
Yami: Of course not, but did you know that Bakura snores and drools in his sleep?
Yokomon52: Yeah. I watch him when he sleeps.
Bakura: YOU DO WHAT?
Yokomon52: Nothing.
The doorbell rings. Grandpa answers the door and comes back in to the room with Kaiba following him. Kaiba is covered with honey and there are red blotches all over him.
Kaiba: (fuming) WHO DID IT? WHO, WHY, WHEN AND HOW?
KuteAzMe: Kaiba are you aware that you are covered in bee stings?
Kaiba: OF COURSE I'M AWARE!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT! WAS IT THE DUELING MONKEY? WAS IT YOU YAMI?
Yami: Calm yourself. If it were any of us, we would have told another because of what I know of them, none of them are capable of keeping a secret.
Joey: Yeah what he said. HEY!
Tristan: (loudly) Hello getting back to Yokomon52 and Bakura.
Yugi: (louder) * Ignoring Kaiba completely.
Yokomon52: (louder) Chasing Bakura with some lipstick.
KuteAzMe: (louder) Oh no your not! Gimmie that!
Bakura: (louderer) HELP ME! OH GOD HELP ME!
Kaiba: (louderest) NO SERIOUSLY, WHO DUMPED HONEY ON ME RIGHT NEXT TO A BEE HIVE?
Yami: (who had patiently listened to everything get steadily louder, and finally snapped) SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! I'M GOING COMPLETELY CRAZY! JUST SHUT THE HECK UP!
Everyone stops driving Yami crazy and started shutting the heck up.
Bakura: Can someone please take the lipstick away from Yokomon52?
Kaiba: NO! WHO DUMPED HONEY ON ME MADE ME FALL IN A BEE HIVE?
Suddenly Mokuba runs in.
Everyone: (pointing) HE DID IT!
Kaiba: Mokuba what are you doing here?
Mokuba: I came here to make sure you blamed them instead of me and judging by the way I could hear you China you did.
Yami: (trying to be calm) Mokuba you did this to your brother?
Mokuba: Uh- huh.
Everyone: WHAT?
Yami grabs Mokuba and Joey grabs Kaiba by his sticky trench coat and they toss them out the up-stairs window.
KuteAzMe: The End. You have no idea how thoroughly pleasing it is to see Kaiba thrown out a window.
Kaiba: No it's not. It hurts!
Yami: Sure.
Kaiba: It does!
Yami: Okay but no one cares.
Mokuba: Yami, shut up!
KuteAzMe: How 'bout you all shut up?
The Cast: Why?
KuteAzMe: Because (she gets a high pitch voice) I got power! You have no idea what I can do to you in the next fic.
Joey: Speaking of next fic, are we going to do my plan in the next one?
Yami: Does anyone else notice that this fic was totally of subject when it comes to Yokomon52 crushing on Bakura?
KuteAzMe: Maybe. R and R me!
Yokomon52: I apologize for any errors you might encounter. Blame it on AOL and Yahoo.
But I know he cares!!!!!
Joey's Plan in Action - Not
Grandpa's Game Shop
Time: 2:54
Bakura: I say, put me down!
Yokomon52: No way my cutie pie! Sweet heart, give me a kiss!
KuteAzMe: Ewe! Gross! If you kiss him, I'll hurl.
Joey: C'mon d' you want to try to separate them or not?
Everyone: Uh, duh!
Bakura: I'll do anything for you if you if keep this- this thing away from me.
Yugi: Oh Yokomon52, Bakura needs you for something.
Yokomon52: Okay! Wait this isn't some trick to get me to stop liking Bakura is it?
Yami: Of course not, but did you know that Bakura snores and drools in his sleep?
Yokomon52: Yeah. I watch him when he sleeps.
Bakura: YOU DO WHAT?
Yokomon52: Nothing.
The doorbell rings. Grandpa answers the door and comes back in to the room with Kaiba following him. Kaiba is covered with honey and there are red blotches all over him.
Kaiba: (fuming) WHO DID IT? WHO, WHY, WHEN AND HOW?
KuteAzMe: Kaiba are you aware that you are covered in bee stings?
Kaiba: OF COURSE I'M AWARE!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT! WAS IT THE DUELING MONKEY? WAS IT YOU YAMI?
Yami: Calm yourself. If it were any of us, we would have told another because of what I know of them, none of them are capable of keeping a secret.
Joey: Yeah what he said. HEY!
Tristan: (loudly) Hello getting back to Yokomon52 and Bakura.
Yugi: (louder) * Ignoring Kaiba completely.
Yokomon52: (louder) Chasing Bakura with some lipstick.
KuteAzMe: (louder) Oh no your not! Gimmie that!
Bakura: (louderer) HELP ME! OH GOD HELP ME!
Kaiba: (louderest) NO SERIOUSLY, WHO DUMPED HONEY ON ME RIGHT NEXT TO A BEE HIVE?
Yami: (who had patiently listened to everything get steadily louder, and finally snapped) SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! I'M GOING COMPLETELY CRAZY! JUST SHUT THE HECK UP!
Everyone stops driving Yami crazy and started shutting the heck up.
Bakura: Can someone please take the lipstick away from Yokomon52?
Kaiba: NO! WHO DUMPED HONEY ON ME MADE ME FALL IN A BEE HIVE?
Suddenly Mokuba runs in.
Everyone: (pointing) HE DID IT!
Kaiba: Mokuba what are you doing here?
Mokuba: I came here to make sure you blamed them instead of me and judging by the way I could hear you China you did.
Yami: (trying to be calm) Mokuba you did this to your brother?
Mokuba: Uh- huh.
Everyone: WHAT?
Yami grabs Mokuba and Joey grabs Kaiba by his sticky trench coat and they toss them out the up-stairs window.
KuteAzMe: The End. You have no idea how thoroughly pleasing it is to see Kaiba thrown out a window.
Kaiba: No it's not. It hurts!
Yami: Sure.
Kaiba: It does!
Yami: Okay but no one cares.
Mokuba: Yami, shut up!
KuteAzMe: How 'bout you all shut up?
The Cast: Why?
KuteAzMe: Because (she gets a high pitch voice) I got power! You have no idea what I can do to you in the next fic.
Joey: Speaking of next fic, are we going to do my plan in the next one?
Yami: Does anyone else notice that this fic was totally of subject when it comes to Yokomon52 crushing on Bakura?
KuteAzMe: Maybe. R and R me!
Yokomon52: I apologize for any errors you might encounter. Blame it on AOL and Yahoo.