Disclaimer: Zup? Well I don't own YGO but dear God I wish I did! I don't feel like writing a decent disclaimer so-uh- enjoy.
But I know he cares!!!!!
No Way! Kaiba?
Place: Turtle Game Shop
Time: 5:30 p.m
KuteAzMe: Well that was fun.
Yugi: Well now what?
KuteAzMe: Wait for it.
Yokomon52: 'Kura? Bakura where are you?
A silver haired boy walks in to the room.
Yokomon52: Ewww. Is that Bakura?
Bakura has short over-alls and a plaid red-and-green shirt, knee high plaid socks, and disgustingly out of date black shoes. And to top it all off, he's got a retainer with a piece of spinach in it and his nose is running and he's sniffing every two seconds.
Joey and Tristan walk out of the room after him.
Yokomon52:( turning green) Eww. What happened to the cute Bakura? Ah well he's still got a sweet personality.
Tristan: Sweet?
Joey: Bakura, are you *sweet*?
Bakura: I am but you breath sure ain't.
Yokomon52: What?
Bakura: Yep- you heard me you need a tic-tac or something 'cause your breath is killin' me. And when you're out buying some breath mints you might want to look at some deodorant as well.
Yokomon52: JOEY! TRISTAN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Joey: Nothin'.
Tristan: Just a few minor adjustments.
Yokomon52:( looking sad) Fine! FINE! Go ahead! Be that way and I hope your other fan girls find out you're a jerk! They might need a BREATH MINT!
Yokomon52 stomps off.
KuteAzMe: Bakura, Joey, Tristan? I think you guys might have gone a little over board. Yokomon52! Wait up!
***
Yokomon52 manages to lose KuteAzMe and while walking back to her house she bumps in to Kaiba. Literality.
WHAM!
Yokomon52: Oops, sorry. So sorry Kaiba.
Kaiba: No problem but next time watch where you're going. By the way, where are you going? Aren't you normally back at Moto's house crushing on that Bakura person?
Yokomon52: No way! By the way do want some help getting that honey that Mokuba dumped on you out of you hair? My friends did that to me once. Would have taken forever if KuteAzMe didn't help.
Kaiba: I guess. I mean you don't have to, but you can.
***
Time: Two hours later
Place: Turtle Game Shop
Bakura: (back to normal, thank goodness) Oh dear. Maybe I did cross a line.
KuteAzMe: (after chasing down Yokomon52 and then deciding to come back to Yugi's house) Don't worry about it
Bakura. Not only is it totally Joey and Tristan's fault, (Joey/Tristan: Hey!) but also Yokomon52 always bounces back.
Yami: (looking out a window) I'll say she bounces back. Not only does she bounce back, but also she comes back with a boyfriend. You'll never guess who it is.
Tea: (looking over Yami's shoulder) Oh man.
The door opens. Yokomon52 and Kaiba walks holding Yokomon52's pet Flame Thrower.
Yokomon52: Oh Tea... Seto made me adjustments to my flamethrower. Now instead of toasting you a little, I roast you over an open flame!!!
Yokomon52 turns a knob on her flamethrower. Seto helps hog tie Tea (no body tries to stop him) and then Yokomon52 begins her fun when after she turns the flamethrower to full power. After about ten minutes she stops and Tea is smoking and black.
KuteAzMe: I have to admit that was fun to watch but why is Kaiba in Yugi's house and why are you calling him by his first name?
Yokomon52: Well after I got mad at Bakura I ran in to Seto and he very nice to me. So we got to know each other and he gave me my adjustment to my Flame Thrower. He is really nice. You guys just don't give him a chance.
Tea: (swaying slightly like she's drunk) Why do I smell burnt skin?
Joey: Gee, I wonder why we never give him a chance. I AM NOT A LAP DOG!!!
Yami: Now Joey, just because Kaiba said a few rude things doesn't mean we can't forgive and forget.
Tristan: Yeah, whatever.
KuteAzMe: Shut up Tristan. 'm happy for you Yokomon52. You found a boyfriend!
Yokomon52: I know! I'm so happy.
Kaiba: Okay I'll see you at eight.
Kaiba leaves.
Bakura: Eight for what?
Yokomon52: Oh nothing; Seto is just taking me somewhere for dinner tonight.
KuteAzMe: Oh that's great Y52! On a date? Oh man! Go on! Go get ready!
Yokomon52 and KuteAzMe ran out to Yokomon52's house to pick out a good outfit.
Tristan: Stupid sugar high teen girls.
Joey: Well now she's not crushing on you Bakura.
Bakura: Oh man, why does she have to go out with Kaiba?
Yugi: (laughing slightly) Bakura are you jealous? You had you chance with Yokomon52 and you blew it!
Yami: Plus it's human nature. You only want to date her because you know that Kaiba is dating her.
Joey: So? That's what makes me mad when I get dumped- I mean when I dump someone.
Bakura: I've got to stop that date! You guys got to help me!
Yami: (frowning) Oh no Bakura. I agree with Yugi. You lost you chance. I'm not helping.
Yugi: Count me out Bakura!
Tristan: Anything for a friend.
Joey: Yeah I'll help.
Tea: This is wrong but I'd do anything to get back at Yokomon52.
Bakura: Then let's go!
KuteAzMe: (singing the I Hate Tea song at the top of her lungs) I HATE TEA! I HATE TEA!
Yugi: I guess that's the end. Yami and I are the only people left. Everyone else left.
Yami: I just hope Bakura, Joey, Tristan, and Tea don't ruin Yokomon52's date.
Yugi: They'll probably make it pretty screwy.
Yami: It's always screwy when KuteAzMe writes it.
KuteAzMe: Yup, but that's because I'm a screwy person. See you next time! Toodles!
But I know he cares!!!!!
No Way! Kaiba?
Place: Turtle Game Shop
Time: 5:30 p.m
KuteAzMe: Well that was fun.
Yugi: Well now what?
KuteAzMe: Wait for it.
Yokomon52: 'Kura? Bakura where are you?
A silver haired boy walks in to the room.
Yokomon52: Ewww. Is that Bakura?
Bakura has short over-alls and a plaid red-and-green shirt, knee high plaid socks, and disgustingly out of date black shoes. And to top it all off, he's got a retainer with a piece of spinach in it and his nose is running and he's sniffing every two seconds.
Joey and Tristan walk out of the room after him.
Yokomon52:( turning green) Eww. What happened to the cute Bakura? Ah well he's still got a sweet personality.
Tristan: Sweet?
Joey: Bakura, are you *sweet*?
Bakura: I am but you breath sure ain't.
Yokomon52: What?
Bakura: Yep- you heard me you need a tic-tac or something 'cause your breath is killin' me. And when you're out buying some breath mints you might want to look at some deodorant as well.
Yokomon52: JOEY! TRISTAN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Joey: Nothin'.
Tristan: Just a few minor adjustments.
Yokomon52:( looking sad) Fine! FINE! Go ahead! Be that way and I hope your other fan girls find out you're a jerk! They might need a BREATH MINT!
Yokomon52 stomps off.
KuteAzMe: Bakura, Joey, Tristan? I think you guys might have gone a little over board. Yokomon52! Wait up!
***
Yokomon52 manages to lose KuteAzMe and while walking back to her house she bumps in to Kaiba. Literality.
WHAM!
Yokomon52: Oops, sorry. So sorry Kaiba.
Kaiba: No problem but next time watch where you're going. By the way, where are you going? Aren't you normally back at Moto's house crushing on that Bakura person?
Yokomon52: No way! By the way do want some help getting that honey that Mokuba dumped on you out of you hair? My friends did that to me once. Would have taken forever if KuteAzMe didn't help.
Kaiba: I guess. I mean you don't have to, but you can.
***
Time: Two hours later
Place: Turtle Game Shop
Bakura: (back to normal, thank goodness) Oh dear. Maybe I did cross a line.
KuteAzMe: (after chasing down Yokomon52 and then deciding to come back to Yugi's house) Don't worry about it
Bakura. Not only is it totally Joey and Tristan's fault, (Joey/Tristan: Hey!) but also Yokomon52 always bounces back.
Yami: (looking out a window) I'll say she bounces back. Not only does she bounce back, but also she comes back with a boyfriend. You'll never guess who it is.
Tea: (looking over Yami's shoulder) Oh man.
The door opens. Yokomon52 and Kaiba walks holding Yokomon52's pet Flame Thrower.
Yokomon52: Oh Tea... Seto made me adjustments to my flamethrower. Now instead of toasting you a little, I roast you over an open flame!!!
Yokomon52 turns a knob on her flamethrower. Seto helps hog tie Tea (no body tries to stop him) and then Yokomon52 begins her fun when after she turns the flamethrower to full power. After about ten minutes she stops and Tea is smoking and black.
KuteAzMe: I have to admit that was fun to watch but why is Kaiba in Yugi's house and why are you calling him by his first name?
Yokomon52: Well after I got mad at Bakura I ran in to Seto and he very nice to me. So we got to know each other and he gave me my adjustment to my Flame Thrower. He is really nice. You guys just don't give him a chance.
Tea: (swaying slightly like she's drunk) Why do I smell burnt skin?
Joey: Gee, I wonder why we never give him a chance. I AM NOT A LAP DOG!!!
Yami: Now Joey, just because Kaiba said a few rude things doesn't mean we can't forgive and forget.
Tristan: Yeah, whatever.
KuteAzMe: Shut up Tristan. 'm happy for you Yokomon52. You found a boyfriend!
Yokomon52: I know! I'm so happy.
Kaiba: Okay I'll see you at eight.
Kaiba leaves.
Bakura: Eight for what?
Yokomon52: Oh nothing; Seto is just taking me somewhere for dinner tonight.
KuteAzMe: Oh that's great Y52! On a date? Oh man! Go on! Go get ready!
Yokomon52 and KuteAzMe ran out to Yokomon52's house to pick out a good outfit.
Tristan: Stupid sugar high teen girls.
Joey: Well now she's not crushing on you Bakura.
Bakura: Oh man, why does she have to go out with Kaiba?
Yugi: (laughing slightly) Bakura are you jealous? You had you chance with Yokomon52 and you blew it!
Yami: Plus it's human nature. You only want to date her because you know that Kaiba is dating her.
Joey: So? That's what makes me mad when I get dumped- I mean when I dump someone.
Bakura: I've got to stop that date! You guys got to help me!
Yami: (frowning) Oh no Bakura. I agree with Yugi. You lost you chance. I'm not helping.
Yugi: Count me out Bakura!
Tristan: Anything for a friend.
Joey: Yeah I'll help.
Tea: This is wrong but I'd do anything to get back at Yokomon52.
Bakura: Then let's go!
KuteAzMe: (singing the I Hate Tea song at the top of her lungs) I HATE TEA! I HATE TEA!
Yugi: I guess that's the end. Yami and I are the only people left. Everyone else left.
Yami: I just hope Bakura, Joey, Tristan, and Tea don't ruin Yokomon52's date.
Yugi: They'll probably make it pretty screwy.
Yami: It's always screwy when KuteAzMe writes it.
KuteAzMe: Yup, but that's because I'm a screwy person. See you next time! Toodles!