KuteAzMe: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Read on pals o' mine.
But I know he cares!!!!!
Dude, What Are You Doing At My Date?
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Place: Kaiba Corps.
Time: About time for Yokomon52 and Seto's date.
Kaiba: Hmmm. I wonder if Yokomon52 likes seafood or Mexican food?
Mokuba: Seto, why on Earth would you like to go on a DATE?
Kaiba: Probably Mexican, but then how on Earth would I know? I've got to get good reservations, though.
Mokuba: I can't believe you're going to let your guard down just because of a (makes his eyes as wide as possible) pair of big green eyes!
Kaiba: (picking up Mokuba) I've asked Yugi and Yami to baby-sit you tonight. So head over there right now.
Mokuba: Now you're asking favors from Yugi and Yami? YUGI AND YAMI? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?
Place: Yokomon52's house.
Time: Same time.
KuteAzMe: Yo, did you hear something?
Yokomon52: (clearly not paying attention to anything except what she's going to where to the date) Nope.
KAM: Really? Hmmm. Hey, I'm going to head back over to Mr. Moto's house okay? They have to baby-sit Mokuba and knowing him he's going to bomb the place two minutes in to the date.
Y52: (picking a white tube-top with a denim trench coat with blue jeans and black boots, a black belt with silver beads imprinted into it, and a white head band) Oh please prevent that, the minute Mokuba causes trouble Seto's outta there.
KAM: Surely.
Unknown to Yokomon52 and KuteAzMe, Bakura, Joey, Tea, and Tristan were spying on them outside Yokomon52's window.
Tristan: Bam! She is hot!
Bakura: Hey! She's my future girlfriend.
Tea: Oh you boys are such dorks. Besides, Kaiba is far hotter.
Bakura, Joey, and Tristan all knock Tea upside her head with a vacuum cleaner.
KuteAzMe leaves Yokomon52's house. Tristan follows her so he can prevent her from preventing Mokuba from causing trouble. (Writer's note: If you don't get it I have this to say: Join the club.)
Time: Kaiba and Yokomon52's date
Place: The most expensive Mexican restaurant in town
Kaiba: (taking a sip from his drink) You know, being a CEO of a company never gives me a chance to, well, date.
Yokomon52: Yeah, and I never get to date because of my freak friends. Except KuteAzMe. She normally helps beat them away with a stick. And Yami and Yugi.
Kaiba: (pulling out his cell phone) Oh! Speaking of which, I'd better check on Mokuba, you know, just to make sure.
Yugi answers the phone.
Yugi: Uh...hello?
Kaiba: Hey, how's Mokuba?
Yugi: (there's an explosion in the background) Uh... just fi- OH GOD! YAMI? KUTEAZME?
Kaiba: What? What happened?
Yugi: Oh nothing. Nothing. But you're the genius, right? Is there a cure for radiation poisoning?
Kaiba: Not that I know of.
Yugi: Yeah, I NEED TO GO!
The cell phone clicks.
Kaiba: Huh. That was weird.
Yokomon52: What?
Kaiba: Something exploded.
Yokomon52: Of course.
The waiter walks up. He has sunglasses and blond hair. He is missing his nametag and his clothes are too small.
Waiter: Hi, can I get you a refill to your drink?
Kaiba: Yes, ice tea.
Yokomon52: And lemonade, please.
The waiter grins.
Waiter: Alright-y just a sec.
The waiter brings a tall glass of ice tea and lemonade.
Waiter: Drink up!
Kaiba takes a long gulp. Suddenly the waiter starts laughing.
Kaiba: What? Wait I know that laugh. Wheeler?
Joey takes off the sunglasses.
Joey: Dude, you just drank laxatives.
Yokomon52: WHAT?
Kaiba: I drank what? I'll give you 1 minute to explain- Ulp! Hold that thought. BATHROOM!
Kaiba tears out of the room like there's no tomorrow.
Yokomon52: (so ticked of that she goes from her regular shade of peach to tomato red) What the hell did you do, ass-hole?
Bakura comes out from behind fake bush in the restaurant.
Yokomon52: What the fuck do you want?
Bakura: I want you to forget Kaiba, and become my girlfriend. I know I was a freak, but that was because I didn't know what I wanted. Please?
Yokomon52: (not even considering Bakura's offer) Hell, no! You stupid ass! I should have asked
KuteAzMe to watch you freaks! Who else is here?
Bakura: Tristan and Tea.
Yokomon52: I'm going to tear you limb from limb. I should have known. No, I will not forget Seto!
Kaiba: (walking up from behind Yokomon52 and putting his hands on her shoulders) Damn straight. You lost your chance. You've already ruined enough of the night. I- I think you should leave.
Bakura: (saddened) You're right, I should go. I'm sorry.
Bakura turns to leave but Joey steps in the way.
Joey: No way! We didn't come this way just so Bakura could be let down. Yokomon52, can't you see? Kaiba's mean.
Yokomon52: Well at least he didn't attack Bakura to date me! He was sweet, he was kind, and he respected me. Go away! All of you.
Kaiba hands Y52 her coat. Suddenly Yami bursts into the restaurant. He looks worried, his jacket is torn and he's clutching his arm. You know, from the bomb Mokuba set off.
Yami: Kaiba! Hurry!
Kaiba: (panicking) What? What is it? Is it Mokuba?
Yami: Mokuba had an asthma attack! He passed out! KuteAzMe and Yugi took him to the hospital. I came to get you!
Kaiba turns and gently kisses Yokomon52 on the cheek, then turns back to Yami.
Kaiba: What hospital? We'd better hurry.
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KuteAzMe: The end.
Yokomon52: I'm a bit of a potty mouth when I get mad.
Yami: We know.
KuteAzMe: Okay well read on in the next chapter. And don't forget to read Yokomon52's stories, seeing as how she's no longer on strike.
But I know he cares!!!!!
Dude, What Are You Doing At My Date?
^^^^^^^^^^
Place: Kaiba Corps.
Time: About time for Yokomon52 and Seto's date.
Kaiba: Hmmm. I wonder if Yokomon52 likes seafood or Mexican food?
Mokuba: Seto, why on Earth would you like to go on a DATE?
Kaiba: Probably Mexican, but then how on Earth would I know? I've got to get good reservations, though.
Mokuba: I can't believe you're going to let your guard down just because of a (makes his eyes as wide as possible) pair of big green eyes!
Kaiba: (picking up Mokuba) I've asked Yugi and Yami to baby-sit you tonight. So head over there right now.
Mokuba: Now you're asking favors from Yugi and Yami? YUGI AND YAMI? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?
Place: Yokomon52's house.
Time: Same time.
KuteAzMe: Yo, did you hear something?
Yokomon52: (clearly not paying attention to anything except what she's going to where to the date) Nope.
KAM: Really? Hmmm. Hey, I'm going to head back over to Mr. Moto's house okay? They have to baby-sit Mokuba and knowing him he's going to bomb the place two minutes in to the date.
Y52: (picking a white tube-top with a denim trench coat with blue jeans and black boots, a black belt with silver beads imprinted into it, and a white head band) Oh please prevent that, the minute Mokuba causes trouble Seto's outta there.
KAM: Surely.
Unknown to Yokomon52 and KuteAzMe, Bakura, Joey, Tea, and Tristan were spying on them outside Yokomon52's window.
Tristan: Bam! She is hot!
Bakura: Hey! She's my future girlfriend.
Tea: Oh you boys are such dorks. Besides, Kaiba is far hotter.
Bakura, Joey, and Tristan all knock Tea upside her head with a vacuum cleaner.
KuteAzMe leaves Yokomon52's house. Tristan follows her so he can prevent her from preventing Mokuba from causing trouble. (Writer's note: If you don't get it I have this to say: Join the club.)
Time: Kaiba and Yokomon52's date
Place: The most expensive Mexican restaurant in town
Kaiba: (taking a sip from his drink) You know, being a CEO of a company never gives me a chance to, well, date.
Yokomon52: Yeah, and I never get to date because of my freak friends. Except KuteAzMe. She normally helps beat them away with a stick. And Yami and Yugi.
Kaiba: (pulling out his cell phone) Oh! Speaking of which, I'd better check on Mokuba, you know, just to make sure.
Yugi answers the phone.
Yugi: Uh...hello?
Kaiba: Hey, how's Mokuba?
Yugi: (there's an explosion in the background) Uh... just fi- OH GOD! YAMI? KUTEAZME?
Kaiba: What? What happened?
Yugi: Oh nothing. Nothing. But you're the genius, right? Is there a cure for radiation poisoning?
Kaiba: Not that I know of.
Yugi: Yeah, I NEED TO GO!
The cell phone clicks.
Kaiba: Huh. That was weird.
Yokomon52: What?
Kaiba: Something exploded.
Yokomon52: Of course.
The waiter walks up. He has sunglasses and blond hair. He is missing his nametag and his clothes are too small.
Waiter: Hi, can I get you a refill to your drink?
Kaiba: Yes, ice tea.
Yokomon52: And lemonade, please.
The waiter grins.
Waiter: Alright-y just a sec.
The waiter brings a tall glass of ice tea and lemonade.
Waiter: Drink up!
Kaiba takes a long gulp. Suddenly the waiter starts laughing.
Kaiba: What? Wait I know that laugh. Wheeler?
Joey takes off the sunglasses.
Joey: Dude, you just drank laxatives.
Yokomon52: WHAT?
Kaiba: I drank what? I'll give you 1 minute to explain- Ulp! Hold that thought. BATHROOM!
Kaiba tears out of the room like there's no tomorrow.
Yokomon52: (so ticked of that she goes from her regular shade of peach to tomato red) What the hell did you do, ass-hole?
Bakura comes out from behind fake bush in the restaurant.
Yokomon52: What the fuck do you want?
Bakura: I want you to forget Kaiba, and become my girlfriend. I know I was a freak, but that was because I didn't know what I wanted. Please?
Yokomon52: (not even considering Bakura's offer) Hell, no! You stupid ass! I should have asked
KuteAzMe to watch you freaks! Who else is here?
Bakura: Tristan and Tea.
Yokomon52: I'm going to tear you limb from limb. I should have known. No, I will not forget Seto!
Kaiba: (walking up from behind Yokomon52 and putting his hands on her shoulders) Damn straight. You lost your chance. You've already ruined enough of the night. I- I think you should leave.
Bakura: (saddened) You're right, I should go. I'm sorry.
Bakura turns to leave but Joey steps in the way.
Joey: No way! We didn't come this way just so Bakura could be let down. Yokomon52, can't you see? Kaiba's mean.
Yokomon52: Well at least he didn't attack Bakura to date me! He was sweet, he was kind, and he respected me. Go away! All of you.
Kaiba hands Y52 her coat. Suddenly Yami bursts into the restaurant. He looks worried, his jacket is torn and he's clutching his arm. You know, from the bomb Mokuba set off.
Yami: Kaiba! Hurry!
Kaiba: (panicking) What? What is it? Is it Mokuba?
Yami: Mokuba had an asthma attack! He passed out! KuteAzMe and Yugi took him to the hospital. I came to get you!
Kaiba turns and gently kisses Yokomon52 on the cheek, then turns back to Yami.
Kaiba: What hospital? We'd better hurry.
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KuteAzMe: The end.
Yokomon52: I'm a bit of a potty mouth when I get mad.
Yami: We know.
KuteAzMe: Okay well read on in the next chapter. And don't forget to read Yokomon52's stories, seeing as how she's no longer on strike.