Ok the formatting thing on this chapter screwed up for some reason, so I
had to replace it. It's the same chapter, but I added/changed some stuff
and corrected my God-awful spelling and grammar. ::everyone cheers:: I
dunno, it was a weird phase I went throught, you know: "itz kewl 2 spel
things rong!" What can I say? I'm an idiot. Well, now you can read the
story without trying to smash your computer screen in frustration. The
grammar will no longer taunt you and/or haunt you.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER [but I like to pretend I do]. Oh, and I don't own Regis Philban either.
Regis: Welcome to tonights episode of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire
Audience: ::cheer::
Regis: Tonights contestants are Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, the Troll [yes, the one you all thought was dead! MAHA!!], Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, aaaaaannd Lord Voldemort!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: Today we'll skip that annoying fastest finger question. The first contestant is...Harry Potter
Audience: ::cheer::
Harry: ::runs up to the Hot Seat::
Regis: Hi Harry
Harry: Hey Regis
Regis: Are you ready to win tonight?
Harry: YA
Regis: Alright, somebody's enthusiastic. Ok. Lets play Who Wants to be A 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: For the 100 galleon question: On Star Wars, who is Darth Vader's/Anakin Skywalker's son? Is it a) Chewbacca b) Daffy Duck c) Luke Skywalker or d) Jar Jar Binks?
Harry: Uuuhhhhh....a!
Regis: Chewbacca?
Harry: Yeah.
Troll: Chew-ba-cca...Chew-ba-cca ::snort::
Regis: Ok then. Is that your final answer?
Harry: Ye-NO!!! I think I'll go with d. No wait...c.
Regis: ::pissed off:: Is that your final answer?
Harry: Ye--wait. Ye...no. No. Yeah, yeah it is.
Regis: That is correct!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Hermione [from now on she is known as Hermy]: Alright Harry!!
Ron: WOO!!
Draco: Regis? When's it my turn?
Troll: Chew-ba-cca
Sirius: Yay.
Ginny: ::waving pompoms:: Gimme and H! Gimme an A! Gimme a--
Regis: I will ask the audience to please sit down and remain SILENT
Audience: ::does so::
Regis: The 200 galleon question is: who plays Frodo the Hobbit in Lord of the Rings? Is it a) Orlando Bloom b) Elijah Wood c) Heath Ledger or d) Chewbacca?
Harry: Who the hell is Chewbacca???
Troll: Chew-ba-cca
Harry: Shut up
Troll: ::snort:: Chew-ba-cca. Chew-ba--
Harry: SHUT UP!! ::throws his wand at Troll and it goes up Troll's nose::
Troll: ::snort:: Ugh. Not again
Regis: Please answer the question.
Harry: Ok uhh.....
Draco: Regis, can I go pee?
Regis: Wait till Harry's turn is over
Troll: Goddammit Harry!
Harry: What?
Troll: This stupid wand is stuck!
Hermy: Troll, have you ever heard of deodorant?
Troll: ...yeah...I'm not stupid...
Draco: Troll, don't make me laugh!
Hermy: Well, you smell!
Regis: QUIET!! Harry, answer the question.
Harry: Uhhh...b.
Regis: Thank you! That's correct!
Draco: Can I go now?
Regis: NO!! The 300 galleon question is: what is the Molson Canadian beer slogan? Is it a) I am Canadian b) I am Russian c) I am here or d) I want beer?
Draco: DON'T TALK ABOUT LIQUIDS!
Hermy: I'm bored. ::starts singing:: Motivation such an aggrivation!! Accusations don't know how to take them!! ::keeps singing that line over and over::
Bob: Uhh...Regis? We got a message for Troll.
Troll: Goody!! ::gets up and goes to Bob::
Hermy: Motivation such an aggravation--
Sirius: Holy cricket!! You've said that line 5 times!
Hermy: Well that's the only part I know!
Sirius: Then sing something else
Hermy: ::looks and sees Troll coming back from Bob:: Something ugly this way comes--
Troll: Shut up!! Why are you so mean to me?
Hermy: Hmmm...lets see. You tried to kill me in the bathroom!
Voldemort: [shocked] Troll!!! The girl's bathroom??
Troll: I was lost!
Regis: QUIET! Harry, if you please.
Harry: ::stupidly:: Well, I do please!
Regis: What?
Harry: ::ignores him:: B.
Regis: I am Russian?
Harry: Yep
Regis: You think that a company called Molson Canadian would have a slogan like "I am Russian"?
Hermy: It's A you idiot!
Harry: Oh...ok then. A it is.
Regis: ::tired:: Right.
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: Now for the final 500 galleon question. What is potential energy? Is it: a) hormones b) stored energy c) pineapples or d) apple pines?
Harry: WHAT???!!!! I don't know!!! ::turns to look at Hermy::
Hermy: Sorry hun, can't tell you. Bob got mad at me for telling you the last one.
Troll: ::pulling at the wand in his nose:: CHEW-BA-CCA!
Harry: SHUT UP!
Draco: ::dancing in his seat:: Guys I really have to go. ::screams as a snotty wand flies onto his lil table thing:: Who's wand is this?
Troll: ::Looking at the wand and feeling his nose:: Alleluia!!
Snape: Look at me everyone! I'm talking!
Troll: The wand's out of my nose!! Look 'Mione look! ::sticks his fingers up both his nostrils::
Hermy: Eww! THAT'S IT!! I'm moving!!! ::gets up and sits in Harry's empty seat::
Harry: Yo Mofo! I mean, Malfoy! That's my wand!
Voldemort: ::looking at the wand:: Whooooooooooaaaaaa! :: takes out his wand and puts it beside Harry's:: They're twins!
Harry: I know!! Isn't it cool? Mr. Ollivander said they both--
Regis: Harry, focus.
Hary: Right. The answer is......
Draco: Hurry the hell up!
Harry: Ok! GOODNESS! The answer is--
Sirius: You know, Remus hasn't said anything this whole time.
Ginny: I think he's dead.
Ron: He's sleeping, you idiot!
Harry: B!
Regis: Congratulations!!! You just won 500 galleons
Harry: Cheap. I mean, YAY! YAY ME!
Draco: Harry I have never loved you more than I do now ::gets up and runs to the bathroom like there's no tomorrow::
::little confetti things fall from the ceiling::
Troll: Snow!
Ginny: ::with her pompoms again:: Gimme an H!!! Gimme an A!!
Regis: Bob!! Music!!
::Bob plays the music. It's "Golden Years" by David Bowie::
Hermy: ::singing and dancing:: Don't let me hear you say life's taken you nowhere, ANGEL!
Voldemort: ::dancing with Hermy. No, not slow dancing:: Lalalalalala!
Snape: Master! Stop! You're too old to do that!
Voldemort: Nonsense! I'm having a bloody blast!! I haven't had this much fun since I killed your parents Harry!!
Harry: Uh huh...::decides to join the dancing::
Regis: ::slowly backing away from the lot:: Thanks for tuning in. Join us next time on Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire!!
And that is all for now...::menacingly:: FOR NOW...Ok everyone, it's review time! So go click on the review button and do what it tells you!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER [but I like to pretend I do]. Oh, and I don't own Regis Philban either.
Regis: Welcome to tonights episode of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire
Audience: ::cheer::
Regis: Tonights contestants are Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, the Troll [yes, the one you all thought was dead! MAHA!!], Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, aaaaaannd Lord Voldemort!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: Today we'll skip that annoying fastest finger question. The first contestant is...Harry Potter
Audience: ::cheer::
Harry: ::runs up to the Hot Seat::
Regis: Hi Harry
Harry: Hey Regis
Regis: Are you ready to win tonight?
Harry: YA
Regis: Alright, somebody's enthusiastic. Ok. Lets play Who Wants to be A 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: For the 100 galleon question: On Star Wars, who is Darth Vader's/Anakin Skywalker's son? Is it a) Chewbacca b) Daffy Duck c) Luke Skywalker or d) Jar Jar Binks?
Harry: Uuuhhhhh....a!
Regis: Chewbacca?
Harry: Yeah.
Troll: Chew-ba-cca...Chew-ba-cca ::snort::
Regis: Ok then. Is that your final answer?
Harry: Ye-NO!!! I think I'll go with d. No wait...c.
Regis: ::pissed off:: Is that your final answer?
Harry: Ye--wait. Ye...no. No. Yeah, yeah it is.
Regis: That is correct!!
Audience: ::cheers::
Hermione [from now on she is known as Hermy]: Alright Harry!!
Ron: WOO!!
Draco: Regis? When's it my turn?
Troll: Chew-ba-cca
Sirius: Yay.
Ginny: ::waving pompoms:: Gimme and H! Gimme an A! Gimme a--
Regis: I will ask the audience to please sit down and remain SILENT
Audience: ::does so::
Regis: The 200 galleon question is: who plays Frodo the Hobbit in Lord of the Rings? Is it a) Orlando Bloom b) Elijah Wood c) Heath Ledger or d) Chewbacca?
Harry: Who the hell is Chewbacca???
Troll: Chew-ba-cca
Harry: Shut up
Troll: ::snort:: Chew-ba-cca. Chew-ba--
Harry: SHUT UP!! ::throws his wand at Troll and it goes up Troll's nose::
Troll: ::snort:: Ugh. Not again
Regis: Please answer the question.
Harry: Ok uhh.....
Draco: Regis, can I go pee?
Regis: Wait till Harry's turn is over
Troll: Goddammit Harry!
Harry: What?
Troll: This stupid wand is stuck!
Hermy: Troll, have you ever heard of deodorant?
Troll: ...yeah...I'm not stupid...
Draco: Troll, don't make me laugh!
Hermy: Well, you smell!
Regis: QUIET!! Harry, answer the question.
Harry: Uhhh...b.
Regis: Thank you! That's correct!
Draco: Can I go now?
Regis: NO!! The 300 galleon question is: what is the Molson Canadian beer slogan? Is it a) I am Canadian b) I am Russian c) I am here or d) I want beer?
Draco: DON'T TALK ABOUT LIQUIDS!
Hermy: I'm bored. ::starts singing:: Motivation such an aggrivation!! Accusations don't know how to take them!! ::keeps singing that line over and over::
Bob: Uhh...Regis? We got a message for Troll.
Troll: Goody!! ::gets up and goes to Bob::
Hermy: Motivation such an aggravation--
Sirius: Holy cricket!! You've said that line 5 times!
Hermy: Well that's the only part I know!
Sirius: Then sing something else
Hermy: ::looks and sees Troll coming back from Bob:: Something ugly this way comes--
Troll: Shut up!! Why are you so mean to me?
Hermy: Hmmm...lets see. You tried to kill me in the bathroom!
Voldemort: [shocked] Troll!!! The girl's bathroom??
Troll: I was lost!
Regis: QUIET! Harry, if you please.
Harry: ::stupidly:: Well, I do please!
Regis: What?
Harry: ::ignores him:: B.
Regis: I am Russian?
Harry: Yep
Regis: You think that a company called Molson Canadian would have a slogan like "I am Russian"?
Hermy: It's A you idiot!
Harry: Oh...ok then. A it is.
Regis: ::tired:: Right.
Audience: ::cheers::
Regis: Now for the final 500 galleon question. What is potential energy? Is it: a) hormones b) stored energy c) pineapples or d) apple pines?
Harry: WHAT???!!!! I don't know!!! ::turns to look at Hermy::
Hermy: Sorry hun, can't tell you. Bob got mad at me for telling you the last one.
Troll: ::pulling at the wand in his nose:: CHEW-BA-CCA!
Harry: SHUT UP!
Draco: ::dancing in his seat:: Guys I really have to go. ::screams as a snotty wand flies onto his lil table thing:: Who's wand is this?
Troll: ::Looking at the wand and feeling his nose:: Alleluia!!
Snape: Look at me everyone! I'm talking!
Troll: The wand's out of my nose!! Look 'Mione look! ::sticks his fingers up both his nostrils::
Hermy: Eww! THAT'S IT!! I'm moving!!! ::gets up and sits in Harry's empty seat::
Harry: Yo Mofo! I mean, Malfoy! That's my wand!
Voldemort: ::looking at the wand:: Whooooooooooaaaaaa! :: takes out his wand and puts it beside Harry's:: They're twins!
Harry: I know!! Isn't it cool? Mr. Ollivander said they both--
Regis: Harry, focus.
Hary: Right. The answer is......
Draco: Hurry the hell up!
Harry: Ok! GOODNESS! The answer is--
Sirius: You know, Remus hasn't said anything this whole time.
Ginny: I think he's dead.
Ron: He's sleeping, you idiot!
Harry: B!
Regis: Congratulations!!! You just won 500 galleons
Harry: Cheap. I mean, YAY! YAY ME!
Draco: Harry I have never loved you more than I do now ::gets up and runs to the bathroom like there's no tomorrow::
::little confetti things fall from the ceiling::
Troll: Snow!
Ginny: ::with her pompoms again:: Gimme an H!!! Gimme an A!!
Regis: Bob!! Music!!
::Bob plays the music. It's "Golden Years" by David Bowie::
Hermy: ::singing and dancing:: Don't let me hear you say life's taken you nowhere, ANGEL!
Voldemort: ::dancing with Hermy. No, not slow dancing:: Lalalalalala!
Snape: Master! Stop! You're too old to do that!
Voldemort: Nonsense! I'm having a bloody blast!! I haven't had this much fun since I killed your parents Harry!!
Harry: Uh huh...::decides to join the dancing::
Regis: ::slowly backing away from the lot:: Thanks for tuning in. Join us next time on Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire!!
And that is all for now...::menacingly:: FOR NOW...Ok everyone, it's review time! So go click on the review button and do what it tells you!