Ahoy hoy! So, you've come back for more. Excellent.....MUAHAHAHA! Well,
here's another episode of Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire. The cast is as
insane as ever, so enjoy!
Disclaimer: Same as last time. These things are pointless!!! Anyhoo, I don't own HP, Regis Philbin [whoever thinks I do has another thing coming], or anything else I don't own. K?
***Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire: Episode 2 [Attack of The Psychos]
Regis: Welcome to tonights episode of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: *cheers*
Regis: Tonights contestant was difficult to choose, but we chose.
Draco: ::screams in excitement::
Regis: Remus
Draco: Aw shucks.
Remus: Me? Aw you shouldn't have! ::runs up to the Hot Seat::
Regis: How're ya feelin tonight?
Remus: I feel GREAT!!! I'm gonna kick your ass Harry!!
Harry: Not if I kick yours first!! ::runs up and kicks Remus in the butt::
Remus: ::tryin to take in what just happened::
Regis: .o.k then. Are you ready to play Remus?
Remus: Ya
Regis: Ok. Lets play Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire
Audience: *cheers*
Regis: Ok, the first question is: What does Harry hear whenever he gets near a dementor?
Harry: WHAT??
Remus: Ho ho!!! I know this!
Regis: Ok, first of all, I didn't finish the question yet. And second of all, Harry, please refrain from screaming like that.
Harry: Like what?
Regis: Like what you just did.
Harry: ::looks confused::
Regis: Like THIS!!
Harry: Oh, so now your allowed to scream and I'm not?
Regis: ::makes a weird squeak in frustration:: Anyways, is it a) his mom b) birds c) himself SCREAMING or d) a tuba?
Remus: Simple.
Regis: ::waiting for him to answer::
Remus: ::twiddling his thumbs::
Draco: A
Regis: Draco
Draco: I'm sorry. I couldn't stand the tention!
Harry: How did you know that answer?
Draco: A little bird told me.
Troll: Don't talk to birds, Malfoy. Its not normal.
Draco: Its an expression.
Troll: That's what they all say.
Hermy: Look who's talking, Troll.
Troll: What do you mean?
Hermy: I've seen you having those fun times with your little flying friends.
Troll: [shocked] No!!
Hermy: You like them birds, don't you?
Troll: No!!
Hermy: Yes!!
Troll: ::runs away sobbing::
Harry: Sheesh 'Mione. Why did you do that for??
Hermy: I told you, I don't like him!
Draco: That was mean!! I swear, sometimes you're such a kook.
Hermy: Ya well you're the meaning of a dumb blond.
Draco: How dare you!!
Voldie: You know, my natural hair colour is blond.
Draco: REALLY????
Remus: I think now would be a good time to answer the question. The answer is A, his mom.
Regis: That's correct!!
Ginny: ::expressionless, stands up, waves a lil flag, then sits back down::
Regis: Ok, now for the 200 galleon question. On Moulin Rouge, what is Nicole Kidman's character's name? Is it a) Satin b) Satine c)Nicole or d) Hermione?
Hermy: Heh.
Remus: What the heck is Moulin Rouge?
Voldie: The history of my hair is a long and heart wrenching tale. It has touched the hearts of those fortunate enough to hear it.
Draco: Ooo, do tell.
Voldie: Well, when my mother gave birth to me, she thought I had red hair. She was so happy it brought tears to her eyes-
Harry: [very sneakily] Pst!! Remus! It's ::cough:: b! ::cough::
Remus: ::gives Harry a thumbs up sign:: Alright Regis, the answer is b.
Regis: Correct!!
Harry: Damn. I thought that was wrong.
Voldie: --when she found out it was blond, she got so upset. She threw a tantrum. Then she died. All because I had blond hair-
Draco: No!!
Regis: The 300 galleon question is: Who does Ron secretly have a crush on?
Ron: Hey!!
Regis: [ignoring him] And the keyword hear is secretly. SECRETLY. Is it: a) Fleur b) Parvati c)Hermy or d) Ginny?
Ginny: Ew.
Sirius: I know this!!
Ron: How??
Sirius: I have my ways.
Voldie: --so when I had grown into my attractive young self, I got a bottle of dye and-and -
Draco: [excited] Yes????
Voldie: [dramatically] I dyed my faithful blond hair red
Draco: You didn't!!
Regis: Ok Remus, who does Ron like?
Sirius: [all giggly] It is, like, sooo obvious!!! He's just afraid to tell her how he feels!!
Remus: Who is it?
Sirius: Just look him in the eye. Its right there.
Remus: ::looks Ron in the eye:: I got it!! Its c, Hermione.
Regis: Correct!!
Ron: Jeez, is it that obvious?
Harry: I never noticed.
Hermy: Aw, you can tell me Ron. You can tell me anything. I'm your FRIEND. Ahem.
Voldie: --but then I realized that read made me look like a clown. Its all in the skin type, you know?
Draco: Totally.
Voldie: So I tried black. And VOILA! ::points to his head::
Draco: ::wiping his eyes:: That was so beautiful.
Ron: ::gets down on his knees:: Hermione, my love, will you marry me?
Hermy: WHAT?????????
Harry: No!!
Ron: Yes!!
Harry: ::throws a marble at Ron::
Sirius: Ooo..Jerry! Jerry!
Troll: ::coming back:: Did somebody call me?
Everyone: No.
Troll: Oh. ::leaves again, casting Hermy the evil eye.
Ron: So 'Mione, will you-
Hermy: No
Harry: Ha.
Sirius: Her heart belongs to Harry.
Harry: Really?
Hermy: Sirius!
Ginny: He's MINE!!
Regis: Ok peeps, shut up. This is a game show, not a soap opera.
Draco: ::finds what Regis just said amusing:: Next time on 'General Game Show', will 'Mione marry Ron?-
Hermy: I already said no.
Draco: And how will the evil sorceress Ginny keep 'Mione away from her love, the dashing Harry Potter?
Ginny: I'm working on it.
Regis: Ok, Remus, the 500 galleon question is: "Reward Your Curiosity" is the slogan for what? Is it a) Pepsi b) Vanilla Coke c) Cheese Strings or d) Kirby Paint and Tiles?
Troll: ::sticking his head through the door:: KIRBY!!!!!! ::leaves and starts laughing evil-villain-style::
Snape: What the hell was that?
Hermy: [singin] I think my butt's getting big!!
Voldie: It's not.
Hermy: Shut up.
Harry: [sneakily, once again] Hey Remus, the answer is c!!
Remus: ::gives him a thumbs up:: alrighty Regis, the answer is.c!!
Regis: Is that yuor final answer?
Remus: Yep.
Regis: I'm sorry, the correct answer was b.
Harry: SUCCESS
Remus: Damn you Harry!!
Regis: Don't scream!! Well folks, that's the end of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire. Tune in next time for round 3!!
::lights go back on and Bob plays the music. Its "Marry Me" by Marc Anthony [at least that's what I think its called]::
Song: Won't you marry me, marry me!!
Ron: [looking a little like a maniac] BWAHAHAHAHA
Hermy: :;getting scared of Ron, runs to the bathroom::
Voldie: [looking into the camera] Hi.
Draco: Bye people. Remember to keep watching General Game Show
That's it! That's all! It's over! Alright, I'll stop now. Ok all you readers, you know what you have to do now. That's right, review! Because reviewing makes me happy, and when I'm not happy, everyone suffers. MUAHAHAHA! Only joking, I am Fred! Sorry, Philosopher's Stone moment. Alright I'll leave you to your DUTY now. You know what I mean. The little button in the bottom left hand corner. It's calling your name. ::skips away singing "Sparkling Diamonds" from Moulin Rouge::
Disclaimer: Same as last time. These things are pointless!!! Anyhoo, I don't own HP, Regis Philbin [whoever thinks I do has another thing coming], or anything else I don't own. K?
***Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire: Episode 2 [Attack of The Psychos]
Regis: Welcome to tonights episode of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: *cheers*
Regis: Tonights contestant was difficult to choose, but we chose.
Draco: ::screams in excitement::
Regis: Remus
Draco: Aw shucks.
Remus: Me? Aw you shouldn't have! ::runs up to the Hot Seat::
Regis: How're ya feelin tonight?
Remus: I feel GREAT!!! I'm gonna kick your ass Harry!!
Harry: Not if I kick yours first!! ::runs up and kicks Remus in the butt::
Remus: ::tryin to take in what just happened::
Regis: .o.k then. Are you ready to play Remus?
Remus: Ya
Regis: Ok. Lets play Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire
Audience: *cheers*
Regis: Ok, the first question is: What does Harry hear whenever he gets near a dementor?
Harry: WHAT??
Remus: Ho ho!!! I know this!
Regis: Ok, first of all, I didn't finish the question yet. And second of all, Harry, please refrain from screaming like that.
Harry: Like what?
Regis: Like what you just did.
Harry: ::looks confused::
Regis: Like THIS!!
Harry: Oh, so now your allowed to scream and I'm not?
Regis: ::makes a weird squeak in frustration:: Anyways, is it a) his mom b) birds c) himself SCREAMING or d) a tuba?
Remus: Simple.
Regis: ::waiting for him to answer::
Remus: ::twiddling his thumbs::
Draco: A
Regis: Draco
Draco: I'm sorry. I couldn't stand the tention!
Harry: How did you know that answer?
Draco: A little bird told me.
Troll: Don't talk to birds, Malfoy. Its not normal.
Draco: Its an expression.
Troll: That's what they all say.
Hermy: Look who's talking, Troll.
Troll: What do you mean?
Hermy: I've seen you having those fun times with your little flying friends.
Troll: [shocked] No!!
Hermy: You like them birds, don't you?
Troll: No!!
Hermy: Yes!!
Troll: ::runs away sobbing::
Harry: Sheesh 'Mione. Why did you do that for??
Hermy: I told you, I don't like him!
Draco: That was mean!! I swear, sometimes you're such a kook.
Hermy: Ya well you're the meaning of a dumb blond.
Draco: How dare you!!
Voldie: You know, my natural hair colour is blond.
Draco: REALLY????
Remus: I think now would be a good time to answer the question. The answer is A, his mom.
Regis: That's correct!!
Ginny: ::expressionless, stands up, waves a lil flag, then sits back down::
Regis: Ok, now for the 200 galleon question. On Moulin Rouge, what is Nicole Kidman's character's name? Is it a) Satin b) Satine c)Nicole or d) Hermione?
Hermy: Heh.
Remus: What the heck is Moulin Rouge?
Voldie: The history of my hair is a long and heart wrenching tale. It has touched the hearts of those fortunate enough to hear it.
Draco: Ooo, do tell.
Voldie: Well, when my mother gave birth to me, she thought I had red hair. She was so happy it brought tears to her eyes-
Harry: [very sneakily] Pst!! Remus! It's ::cough:: b! ::cough::
Remus: ::gives Harry a thumbs up sign:: Alright Regis, the answer is b.
Regis: Correct!!
Harry: Damn. I thought that was wrong.
Voldie: --when she found out it was blond, she got so upset. She threw a tantrum. Then she died. All because I had blond hair-
Draco: No!!
Regis: The 300 galleon question is: Who does Ron secretly have a crush on?
Ron: Hey!!
Regis: [ignoring him] And the keyword hear is secretly. SECRETLY. Is it: a) Fleur b) Parvati c)Hermy or d) Ginny?
Ginny: Ew.
Sirius: I know this!!
Ron: How??
Sirius: I have my ways.
Voldie: --so when I had grown into my attractive young self, I got a bottle of dye and-and -
Draco: [excited] Yes????
Voldie: [dramatically] I dyed my faithful blond hair red
Draco: You didn't!!
Regis: Ok Remus, who does Ron like?
Sirius: [all giggly] It is, like, sooo obvious!!! He's just afraid to tell her how he feels!!
Remus: Who is it?
Sirius: Just look him in the eye. Its right there.
Remus: ::looks Ron in the eye:: I got it!! Its c, Hermione.
Regis: Correct!!
Ron: Jeez, is it that obvious?
Harry: I never noticed.
Hermy: Aw, you can tell me Ron. You can tell me anything. I'm your FRIEND. Ahem.
Voldie: --but then I realized that read made me look like a clown. Its all in the skin type, you know?
Draco: Totally.
Voldie: So I tried black. And VOILA! ::points to his head::
Draco: ::wiping his eyes:: That was so beautiful.
Ron: ::gets down on his knees:: Hermione, my love, will you marry me?
Hermy: WHAT?????????
Harry: No!!
Ron: Yes!!
Harry: ::throws a marble at Ron::
Sirius: Ooo..Jerry! Jerry!
Troll: ::coming back:: Did somebody call me?
Everyone: No.
Troll: Oh. ::leaves again, casting Hermy the evil eye.
Ron: So 'Mione, will you-
Hermy: No
Harry: Ha.
Sirius: Her heart belongs to Harry.
Harry: Really?
Hermy: Sirius!
Ginny: He's MINE!!
Regis: Ok peeps, shut up. This is a game show, not a soap opera.
Draco: ::finds what Regis just said amusing:: Next time on 'General Game Show', will 'Mione marry Ron?-
Hermy: I already said no.
Draco: And how will the evil sorceress Ginny keep 'Mione away from her love, the dashing Harry Potter?
Ginny: I'm working on it.
Regis: Ok, Remus, the 500 galleon question is: "Reward Your Curiosity" is the slogan for what? Is it a) Pepsi b) Vanilla Coke c) Cheese Strings or d) Kirby Paint and Tiles?
Troll: ::sticking his head through the door:: KIRBY!!!!!! ::leaves and starts laughing evil-villain-style::
Snape: What the hell was that?
Hermy: [singin] I think my butt's getting big!!
Voldie: It's not.
Hermy: Shut up.
Harry: [sneakily, once again] Hey Remus, the answer is c!!
Remus: ::gives him a thumbs up:: alrighty Regis, the answer is.c!!
Regis: Is that yuor final answer?
Remus: Yep.
Regis: I'm sorry, the correct answer was b.
Harry: SUCCESS
Remus: Damn you Harry!!
Regis: Don't scream!! Well folks, that's the end of Who Wants To Be a 500 Galleonaire. Tune in next time for round 3!!
::lights go back on and Bob plays the music. Its "Marry Me" by Marc Anthony [at least that's what I think its called]::
Song: Won't you marry me, marry me!!
Ron: [looking a little like a maniac] BWAHAHAHAHA
Hermy: :;getting scared of Ron, runs to the bathroom::
Voldie: [looking into the camera] Hi.
Draco: Bye people. Remember to keep watching General Game Show
That's it! That's all! It's over! Alright, I'll stop now. Ok all you readers, you know what you have to do now. That's right, review! Because reviewing makes me happy, and when I'm not happy, everyone suffers. MUAHAHAHA! Only joking, I am Fred! Sorry, Philosopher's Stone moment. Alright I'll leave you to your DUTY now. You know what I mean. The little button in the bottom left hand corner. It's calling your name. ::skips away singing "Sparkling Diamonds" from Moulin Rouge::