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*******Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire: III (just picture the 3 as the dinosaur claws like on Jurassic Park 3. There you go
Regis: Hi everyone, and welcome to the 3rd episode of-
Draco: General Gameshow
Regis: Draco, I warned you not to say that but still you do it.
Draco: I am so clever.
Regis: Ya. Anyways, welcome to Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: *cheers*
Hermy: Does the audience ever do anything besides cheer?
Ron: Well, what do you expect the to do, MARRY eachother??
Hermy: Would you just give up on that already?
Regis: Ahem. I believe we have a GAMESHOW ::glares at Draco:: to get on with? Well, due to popular demand, Draco you are our next contestant.
Draco: ::jumps up, blows kisses to all those who voted for him to go up, then walks up to the Hot Seat like he's gonna receive an Academy Award::
Regis: How are you feeling tonight?
Draco: I am absolutely, positively splendid.
Ron: I'm not ::glares at Hermy::
Hermy: There's a spider on the floor Ron.
Ron: ::screams like a little girl::
Sirius: ::laughs like a maniac for about 5 minutes::
Everyone else: ::gives him weird looks::
Sirius: ::wiping his eyes:: Oh, that was priceless.
Troll: Wow Harry, you haven't said anything this whole time!
Harry:I was trying to see how long I could hold my breath for. You RUINED it thank you very much.
Regis: Ok, the 100 galleon question is: Wendy's hamburgers are what shape? Are they a) round b)square c)triangular or d) Wendy doesn't make hamburgers.
Draco: Who the hell is Wendy? Oh I know her!! She's from The Wizard of Oz, right?
Hermy: That's Dorothy, dumbass.
Harry: We had Wendy's for dinner last night, didn't we?
Draco: ::gives Harry a disgusted look:: YOU ATE WENDY????
Regis: Just answer the question, Draco.
Draco: Ok. Its d.
Hermy: Oh my God.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Draco: ::looks at Hermy who is shaking her head, then at Harry who is nodding:: I don't know who to believe!! The smart girl who gets every question right, or the rich guy who is trying to make me lose!!
Regis: Why is it so hard for you to answer a question?
Draco: Ok ::closes his eyes:: I'm going with Hermione!!
Hermy: [singing] I'm your man, you're my girl-- ::stops, looking stunned::
Regis: Everyone ignore that. Now, Draco, answer please. Is it-
Hermy: [singing] Its alriiiiiiiiiight! If you feel it boy-
Draco: ::closes his eyes and points to a letter:: B!!
Regis: CORRECT!!
Audience: ::glares at Hermy:: *cheers*
Troll: [singing a strange tune] CHEW-BA-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Harry: Shut up Troll!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! ::puts on earmuffs and once again attempts to break his record for longest breath holding [15 seconds!!]::
Regis: The 200 galleon question is: in the April issue of YM Magazine, who was the celeb featured in 'Awww Yeah'? Is it: a) Alex Band b)Elijah Wood c) Josh Hartnett or d) Harry Potter?
Draco: Uuuhhh...
Hermy: ::tries to make an A with her fingers::
Draco: ::looks hard at Hermy's fingers:: P?
Hermy; ::gives up::
Harry: ::falls on the floor and lies there::
Remus: What the hell?
Ginny: HARRY
Harry: ::gets casually back up:: Never try holding your breath for more than 20 seconds.
Hermy: Oh. I thought you might have passed out from the smell.
Harry: What smell?
Hermy: ::looks evilly at Troll::
Troll: Hey, I smell pretty good for a troll, you know!!
Sirius: Its true, he does.
Draco: Hello! I still need to answer my question. Hermione, who's the hottest out of the 4 guys?
Hermy: I dunno, they're all pretty hot.
Remus: ::gasps and turns to Sirius, whispering loudly:: She thinks Harry's hot!!
Sirius: Ya I think everyone knows that by now.
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::throws his wand at Harry, but it hits Snape, who has been staring at the lights the whole time::
Snape: ::doesn't move::
Draco: HAHA!!!!! The saga continues
Ron: ::puts up his hand:: Regis? Can I go get my wand?
Regis: [who has been taking calming breaths] No. Draco, answer the question.
Draco: I'm gonna havta ask the audience.
Audience: [is happy to be doing something other than cheering] ::votes 80 % a, 40% b, 20% c, 19% d::
Regis: That only equals 99.
Bob: Sorry I forgot to vote.
Draco: I'm gonna go with a.
Regis: Correct.
Audience: *cheers*
Hermy: [singing] There's a place I know in Ontario-
Sirius: What's she singing now?
Harry: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::presses earmuffs closer to his head::
Hermy: [continues her song] Where the sea lions kiss so the story goes! It's amazing show and Friendship Cove! Everyone LOOOOOOVES Marineland!
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Regis: Ok. Everyone stop.Stop screaming, stop singing, stop trying to break people's chairs.
Sirius: ::lying under Snape's chair with a screw driver:: You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
Snape: You know, if you did break the chair, I would've landed on your face.
Sirius: I am a kamikaze.
Regis: Sirius, go back to your seat. The 300 galleon question is: Who won the 2002 FIFA World Cup? A) France b)Italy c) Uruguay or d)Brazil?
Draco: Fi.fa?
Hermy: [singing] Olay! Olay olay olay! Olay ::pauses:: Does it suddenly seem really cold to you?
Voldie: No.
Hermy: ::suddenly clutching a blanket:: [whispering] They're everywhere. When they get mad, it gets cold. Do you know why you're scared when your alone?
Remus: Hermione, I think you need help.
Draco: WHAT THE HELL IS FIFA?
Hermy: [to Remus] YOU need help!! ::attempts to strangle him with her blanket::
Remus: What the hell are you doing?
Regis: HERMIONE!!!! Sit down!! NOW
Hermy: Hey don't yell at me, yell at HER, the bitch ::points to Ginny::
Ginny: ::looks up from her notepad, where she was writing her plan called "How To Kill The Mudblood" and starts talking with an African-American accent:: You don't go yellin at me, ya hear, bitch!!
Harry: Shut up, Ginny. ::throws a marble at her::
Hermy: Where are you getting those marbles from?
Harry: Mind your own shit. ::throws a marble at her::
Regis: Harry, don't swear.
Harry: Let me get this straight. I'm not allowed to scream, I'm not allowed to swear. I NEED MY FREEDOM
Draco: ::steals Bob's megaphone thing even though he has a microphone::
Bob: What the hell do you think you're doing with Bob Jr.?
Draco:[talking through the megaphone] What is FIFA?
Harry: Soccer.
Draco: Oh.
Hermy: [singing] Somebody SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
Sirius: You never shut up, do you?
Hermy: I refuse to be labeled.
Sirius: ????
Hermy: [continuing the song] Don't care how you do it just SAAAAAAAVE-- ::screams as a marble hits her in the eye::
Regis: Alright Harry, give me the marbles.
Harry: [like a 5 year old] No!
Draco: The answer to the 300 galleon question is d, Brazil.
Regis: That's right.
Audience: *cheers*
Ron: How'd you know that?
Draco: Process of elimination.
Ron: ????
Voldie: KODAK MOMENT
Remus: What?
Voldie: I dunno I just wanted to say something.
Hermy: [guess what she's doing] Two trailer park girls go round me outside, round me outside, round me outside! ::attempts to make the DJ noises:: Chi- chi WA!! Didididi chi-chi WA!!
Voldie: You really need help, Hermione.
Regis: The final 500 galleon question is: Shakira was born in what South American country? A)Poland b)Sri Lanka c)Ethiopia or d)Columbia.
Draco: ::chewing on his wand:: Uh huh...
Remus: Only one country there is actually IN South America.
Hermy:[singing again] Lalalalala hair blow!! Lalalalala oh no!! Lalala-
Sirius: Why are you singing that if you don't even know the words?
Hermy: It is in my HEAD.
Draco: Ok, South America, um. I know its not Ethiopia or Columbia.
Hermy: ::tuts::
Draco:: Shut up, you. I'm gonna go with a, Poland.
Regis: Final answer?
Draco: You know it.
Sirius: Stop trying to be cool.
Regis: I'm sorry, the correct answer is d, Columbia.
Voldie: ::smacks Draco in the head:: Since when is Poland in South America?
Harry: I am the undefeated champion!!! In both winning and breath-holding.
Hermy: But you fainted.
Ron: He always does. Constantly fainting.
Harry: I LIKE TO FAINT!
Bob: ::talking through a pylon because Draco broke his megaphone a.k.a Bob Jr.:: Ok everyone, the music's coming now.
::Music starts. Its "Alive" by POD::
Hermy: [singin the song] IIIIIIII....I feel so ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! For the very first time
Harry: ::throwing marbles at random people::
Troll: ::doing ballet. He tripped over one of Harry's marbles and, consequently, broke Hermy's table and chair as well as Bob's pylon::
Bob: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ::picks up the broken pylon:: Why must you be so cruel??!!
Regis: ::holding a bottle of Aspirin:: Thanks for tuning in. Stick around for Episode 4. ::shivers::
And that would be all for this chapter...PLEASE REVIEW! Haha, do I sound desperate or what?
Anyway, I honestly don't know why ff.net has to keep screwing up my formatting. I think they just don't like me. Ah well, I'm editing the formatting AGAIN on these chapters because SOMEONE ::glares at ff.net people:: feels the need to keep inserting random lines in the middle of me chappies. Happy reading!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or do I? ::insert evil laughter:: Nah, I don't.
*******Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire: III (just picture the 3 as the dinosaur claws like on Jurassic Park 3. There you go
Regis: Hi everyone, and welcome to the 3rd episode of-
Draco: General Gameshow
Regis: Draco, I warned you not to say that but still you do it.
Draco: I am so clever.
Regis: Ya. Anyways, welcome to Who Wants To Be A 500 Galleonaire!!
Audience: *cheers*
Hermy: Does the audience ever do anything besides cheer?
Ron: Well, what do you expect the to do, MARRY eachother??
Hermy: Would you just give up on that already?
Regis: Ahem. I believe we have a GAMESHOW ::glares at Draco:: to get on with? Well, due to popular demand, Draco you are our next contestant.
Draco: ::jumps up, blows kisses to all those who voted for him to go up, then walks up to the Hot Seat like he's gonna receive an Academy Award::
Regis: How are you feeling tonight?
Draco: I am absolutely, positively splendid.
Ron: I'm not ::glares at Hermy::
Hermy: There's a spider on the floor Ron.
Ron: ::screams like a little girl::
Sirius: ::laughs like a maniac for about 5 minutes::
Everyone else: ::gives him weird looks::
Sirius: ::wiping his eyes:: Oh, that was priceless.
Troll: Wow Harry, you haven't said anything this whole time!
Harry:I was trying to see how long I could hold my breath for. You RUINED it thank you very much.
Regis: Ok, the 100 galleon question is: Wendy's hamburgers are what shape? Are they a) round b)square c)triangular or d) Wendy doesn't make hamburgers.
Draco: Who the hell is Wendy? Oh I know her!! She's from The Wizard of Oz, right?
Hermy: That's Dorothy, dumbass.
Harry: We had Wendy's for dinner last night, didn't we?
Draco: ::gives Harry a disgusted look:: YOU ATE WENDY????
Regis: Just answer the question, Draco.
Draco: Ok. Its d.
Hermy: Oh my God.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Draco: ::looks at Hermy who is shaking her head, then at Harry who is nodding:: I don't know who to believe!! The smart girl who gets every question right, or the rich guy who is trying to make me lose!!
Regis: Why is it so hard for you to answer a question?
Draco: Ok ::closes his eyes:: I'm going with Hermione!!
Hermy: [singing] I'm your man, you're my girl-- ::stops, looking stunned::
Regis: Everyone ignore that. Now, Draco, answer please. Is it-
Hermy: [singing] Its alriiiiiiiiiight! If you feel it boy-
Draco: ::closes his eyes and points to a letter:: B!!
Regis: CORRECT!!
Audience: ::glares at Hermy:: *cheers*
Troll: [singing a strange tune] CHEW-BA-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Harry: Shut up Troll!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! ::puts on earmuffs and once again attempts to break his record for longest breath holding [15 seconds!!]::
Regis: The 200 galleon question is: in the April issue of YM Magazine, who was the celeb featured in 'Awww Yeah'? Is it: a) Alex Band b)Elijah Wood c) Josh Hartnett or d) Harry Potter?
Draco: Uuuhhh...
Hermy: ::tries to make an A with her fingers::
Draco: ::looks hard at Hermy's fingers:: P?
Hermy; ::gives up::
Harry: ::falls on the floor and lies there::
Remus: What the hell?
Ginny: HARRY
Harry: ::gets casually back up:: Never try holding your breath for more than 20 seconds.
Hermy: Oh. I thought you might have passed out from the smell.
Harry: What smell?
Hermy: ::looks evilly at Troll::
Troll: Hey, I smell pretty good for a troll, you know!!
Sirius: Its true, he does.
Draco: Hello! I still need to answer my question. Hermione, who's the hottest out of the 4 guys?
Hermy: I dunno, they're all pretty hot.
Remus: ::gasps and turns to Sirius, whispering loudly:: She thinks Harry's hot!!
Sirius: Ya I think everyone knows that by now.
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::throws his wand at Harry, but it hits Snape, who has been staring at the lights the whole time::
Snape: ::doesn't move::
Draco: HAHA!!!!! The saga continues
Ron: ::puts up his hand:: Regis? Can I go get my wand?
Regis: [who has been taking calming breaths] No. Draco, answer the question.
Draco: I'm gonna havta ask the audience.
Audience: [is happy to be doing something other than cheering] ::votes 80 % a, 40% b, 20% c, 19% d::
Regis: That only equals 99.
Bob: Sorry I forgot to vote.
Draco: I'm gonna go with a.
Regis: Correct.
Audience: *cheers*
Hermy: [singing] There's a place I know in Ontario-
Sirius: What's she singing now?
Harry: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::presses earmuffs closer to his head::
Hermy: [continues her song] Where the sea lions kiss so the story goes! It's amazing show and Friendship Cove! Everyone LOOOOOOVES Marineland!
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Regis: Ok. Everyone stop.Stop screaming, stop singing, stop trying to break people's chairs.
Sirius: ::lying under Snape's chair with a screw driver:: You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
Snape: You know, if you did break the chair, I would've landed on your face.
Sirius: I am a kamikaze.
Regis: Sirius, go back to your seat. The 300 galleon question is: Who won the 2002 FIFA World Cup? A) France b)Italy c) Uruguay or d)Brazil?
Draco: Fi.fa?
Hermy: [singing] Olay! Olay olay olay! Olay ::pauses:: Does it suddenly seem really cold to you?
Voldie: No.
Hermy: ::suddenly clutching a blanket:: [whispering] They're everywhere. When they get mad, it gets cold. Do you know why you're scared when your alone?
Remus: Hermione, I think you need help.
Draco: WHAT THE HELL IS FIFA?
Hermy: [to Remus] YOU need help!! ::attempts to strangle him with her blanket::
Remus: What the hell are you doing?
Regis: HERMIONE!!!! Sit down!! NOW
Hermy: Hey don't yell at me, yell at HER, the bitch ::points to Ginny::
Ginny: ::looks up from her notepad, where she was writing her plan called "How To Kill The Mudblood" and starts talking with an African-American accent:: You don't go yellin at me, ya hear, bitch!!
Harry: Shut up, Ginny. ::throws a marble at her::
Hermy: Where are you getting those marbles from?
Harry: Mind your own shit. ::throws a marble at her::
Regis: Harry, don't swear.
Harry: Let me get this straight. I'm not allowed to scream, I'm not allowed to swear. I NEED MY FREEDOM
Draco: ::steals Bob's megaphone thing even though he has a microphone::
Bob: What the hell do you think you're doing with Bob Jr.?
Draco:[talking through the megaphone] What is FIFA?
Harry: Soccer.
Draco: Oh.
Hermy: [singing] Somebody SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
Sirius: You never shut up, do you?
Hermy: I refuse to be labeled.
Sirius: ????
Hermy: [continuing the song] Don't care how you do it just SAAAAAAAVE-- ::screams as a marble hits her in the eye::
Regis: Alright Harry, give me the marbles.
Harry: [like a 5 year old] No!
Draco: The answer to the 300 galleon question is d, Brazil.
Regis: That's right.
Audience: *cheers*
Ron: How'd you know that?
Draco: Process of elimination.
Ron: ????
Voldie: KODAK MOMENT
Remus: What?
Voldie: I dunno I just wanted to say something.
Hermy: [guess what she's doing] Two trailer park girls go round me outside, round me outside, round me outside! ::attempts to make the DJ noises:: Chi- chi WA!! Didididi chi-chi WA!!
Voldie: You really need help, Hermione.
Regis: The final 500 galleon question is: Shakira was born in what South American country? A)Poland b)Sri Lanka c)Ethiopia or d)Columbia.
Draco: ::chewing on his wand:: Uh huh...
Remus: Only one country there is actually IN South America.
Hermy:[singing again] Lalalalala hair blow!! Lalalalala oh no!! Lalala-
Sirius: Why are you singing that if you don't even know the words?
Hermy: It is in my HEAD.
Draco: Ok, South America, um. I know its not Ethiopia or Columbia.
Hermy: ::tuts::
Draco:: Shut up, you. I'm gonna go with a, Poland.
Regis: Final answer?
Draco: You know it.
Sirius: Stop trying to be cool.
Regis: I'm sorry, the correct answer is d, Columbia.
Voldie: ::smacks Draco in the head:: Since when is Poland in South America?
Harry: I am the undefeated champion!!! In both winning and breath-holding.
Hermy: But you fainted.
Ron: He always does. Constantly fainting.
Harry: I LIKE TO FAINT!
Bob: ::talking through a pylon because Draco broke his megaphone a.k.a Bob Jr.:: Ok everyone, the music's coming now.
::Music starts. Its "Alive" by POD::
Hermy: [singin the song] IIIIIIII....I feel so ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! For the very first time
Harry: ::throwing marbles at random people::
Troll: ::doing ballet. He tripped over one of Harry's marbles and, consequently, broke Hermy's table and chair as well as Bob's pylon::
Bob: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ::picks up the broken pylon:: Why must you be so cruel??!!
Regis: ::holding a bottle of Aspirin:: Thanks for tuning in. Stick around for Episode 4. ::shivers::
And that would be all for this chapter...PLEASE REVIEW! Haha, do I sound desperate or what?