Interview with the cast of ff8

Disclamer:i dont own final fantasy 8 or any of it characters ,they belong to Squaresoft and there respective companys.You can sue me if you want but all you'll get screwed up paper and a evil stare directed at you.

Also i dont own Nivea cream that belongs to who ever invented it.

A/N: I wrote most of this in my ff8 organizer whilst on the eurostar traveling home from my holiday.

On with the fic.Also beware strange humor.

((author speaking))

*actions*

//talking back //

Interviewer:Hello and welcome to interview with the cast of ff8.First of all we are graced with the presence of

Irvine Kinnease.

*Irvine walks over to the chairs and sits down*

Irvine:hey Lily

Lily :Hello mr kinnease

Lilly:so would you care to answer a few questions?

Irvine:shoot

Lily:ok how did you feel about how your character was portrayed in the game?

Irvine:well i felt that i was made into too much of a womanizer and what was the deal with me being the only one

in the good guy gang who didnt pass my seeD test..

Lily:well i...*interrupted*

Irvine:also im not a chicken when it comes to firing a gun!

(a/n: im getting tired of typing irvine and lily so it'll be I and L)

L:okay...well if you think you were portrayed wrongly what are you really like?

I:well im really more shy not like really shy but not like a massive womanizer also contrary to popular belief i DO

study.

L: yeah right

I:indeed it is right darlin'

L:whatever

I:have you been spending time with Squall lately?

L: i wish,anyway lets continue Irvine how do you feel about Nida?

I:Nida? hes ok i guess ,kinda psycho though.

L: oh and why do you think that?

I:because he swapped my face cream for green paint and it took two days to get that stuff off ,none of my

cleansers could budge it so i had to walk around for 2 days with a green face!

L:oh yeah *giggles a bit*

I:next question please

L:*author hands her a cue card* okay it says ..Irvine do you wear boxers or briefs..hey! who wrote this?!

((*laughing insanely backstage*))

I: well if you rely wanted to know you could come with me to my trailer and we could........

L: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

((*is in hysterics*))

I:surely it cant be that bad to be...*interrupted*

L:im sure some people might say its not but were kinda in the middle of something here

I:*remembers that hes being interviewed*ohhhh say no more the answer is neither i wear neither.

L:what !

((*faints on the floor*))

L:*looks at the fainted author*..well anyway whats your favorite brand of moisturizer?

I:nivea,because it keeps my face smooth and smells great all for a low low price of $9.99 available at local stores

now! *gets handed a big sack 'o' money from nivea officials*

L:that sounded suspiously like advertising

I: no this would be advertising...

Buy nivea today

it moisturises smells great it also and tones

you get all this for under $10

go buy it now in your local stores $9.99

buy it now!! *gets handed another big sack 'o' money from nivea officials*

L: fair enough

L:well since your admired by many girls Irvine how do you keep your lips so soft?

I: well its a combination of intensive aloe vera and vitamin c gell treatment and wild cherry lipbalm(a/n:i use wild

cherry lip balm as well) which i pick up at my local chemist for...((NO MORE ADVERTISING!!))

I://why not?//

((cause i said so and im the author))

I://so what can you do?//

*Irvine's hat flies out the window revealing terrible hat hair*

L: well now we know why he keeps his hat on all the time

I:nooo! the source of my power*trys to cover his hat hair*

L: aww i think you look kawaii with out your hat on

I: please hide me

((feels sorry for him and gives his hat back))

I://thank you darlin'//

L:well now that you've got your hat back lets bring out our next interviewee...

A/n:what did you think of that? was it good,bad awful? please review and let me know.

Also if you have any questions you'd like to ask any of the ff8 cast plz put it in your review and ill put it in.

Ill put up the next chapter when i get some reviews.