Lamar: I used to be Lamar and Sam, but there was an accident and I was off
the internet for a month and then my dad got a new internet server so this
is the same story by the same writer, just a little changed.
Lamar: This is a crossover between Yu-Gi-Oh and Sailor Moon. Since I don't
know Bakura and Yami-Bakura's Japanese names I'm just gonna call Bakura,
Bakura, but I'm gonna make Yami-Bakura Bob.
Bob: Hey, you can't call me Bob!
Lamar: Hey, who says I can't? Besides if you're not Bob, then how come
that name showed up before you started talking?
Bob: I swear I'm going to kill you!
Lamar: Hey, not my fault the people at the dubbing place decided to just
make you Yami-Bakura. Besides, I'm not showing up in this fic unless I'm
bored and wanna cause insanity. Just tell Marik he should be thankful they
didn't make him Yami-Namu. Then, I would have named him Sheldon.
Marik: What?!
Lamar: Yu-Gi-Oh and Sailor Moon do not belong to me. On with the fic
before I make any more mortal enemies! By the way personalities can and
probably will be twisted.
The Unknown Season of Yu-Gi-Oh and Sailor Moon
Chapter One: High school!
It was the first day of high school. That didn't keep a certain recently bodied spirit from sleeping in though. "C'mon Yami, we're gonna be late!" shouted Yugi. Yami kept snoring. Time for plan B. Yugi exited the room and came in with a bucketful of ice cold water. He then tossed
the water at Yami. Yami sat up.
"Hey, what was that for?!" shouted Yami. "It's the first day of school! We're gonna be late if you don't hurry!" shouted Yugi. He gave Yami his new school uniform and pushed Yami in the
closet so he could change. 5 minutes later, Yami came out in his new uniform. Then he fell asleep. Yugi went through all the reasons he had
told his grandfather they should adopt Yami when he had gotten a body.
Sleeping hadn't been on it. Time for plan C. 15 minutes later Yugi dragged the still sleeping Yami into the classroom. Thankfully, they were
a few minutes early. Yugi got some stares from his classmates as he
dragged Yami to his seat next to a girl who was staring off into space.
Yugi noted her strange hairstyle. Then he went to his seat just as the
bell rang.
"Good morning class!" said Ms. Chono as she entered the classroom. "We have some students who were not here last year so I would like you to welcome them. Please come up front." Yami somehow woke up and walked to the front of the room along with 8 other people. I would like you to guess
who they are. "Please introduce yourselves." "I'm Yami, Yugi's brother from Egypt." "I'm Bob, Bakura's brother from Egypt." "I'm Namu, I'm from Egypt." "I'm Merrik, Namu's brother." This cuts off the people the dueling monster people knew. The girls they didn't know. "Uh, um, my name's Ami and um, er, uhh." "I'm Rei. Do not be startled if a crazy old man suddenly appears and starts lecturing me." "I'm Makoto. If you hurt my friends, you better hope I go easy on you!" "I'm Minako! And I'm available!" "I'm Usagi. Did you know there's a giant demon spider running around the school?" "Miss Tsukino, I can assure you there are no demon spiders in the school," said the teacher. Just then the demon spider from the Sailor Moon wedding dress episode came barreling through one of the doors. Then it exits through the wall. Usagi promptly faints. Makoto and Minako go after the spider to make it pay for frightening their friend. Rei goes after it 'cause it's a demon and she's a priestess. Ami starts stammering that Usagi has a fear of spiders and Rei is a priestess so don't worry about them. Everyone else just blinks.
"Well, that was an interesting homeroom," said Anzu. "Would've been better without the spider," said Mai. "Did you see what those girls did to it? I'm gonna have nightmares about that for weeks," said Honda. "What? Haven't you ever seen butt-kicking girls before?" asked the voice of a certain violent martial artist from Jupiter. Almost everyone choked as all 5 of the girls had just sat down in the places on the table that were not filled. (An: Forgot to mention that this is the lunch period.) "Nope," said Yugi. He noticed that Usagi seemed to be doing something under the table. "What 'cha got there?" Usagi sweatdropped as her friends stared at her. Then she pulled out a bunch of Dueling Monster cards. "You play duel monsters?" asked Kaiba. This was as much as he got in. "Usagi, why do you even bother with that game? If you put as much effort at schoolwork as you do with that game, you would actually be able to pass your tests," said Rei. "What's wrong with duel monsters exactly?" asked Bob. "It's idiotic." This got everyone at the table who played duel monsters mad (AN: Yugi, Yami, Jonouchi, Honda, Namu, Merik, Bakura, Bob, Anzu, Mai, Kaiba, Shizuka, Otogi, and Usagi.) so they decided to take it out on Rei. "For your information everyone at this table plays it," said Mai. "Yeah, so don't you go calling it idiotic," said Anzu. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all," said Yugi. "Good job. You've gotten braver Yugi-boy," said a familiar voice. "Pegasus!" shouted everyone except the new girls. He looked pretty much the same as when they left duelist kingdom. The only difference was he had somehow gotten his normal left eye back. "Yep, I'm the new principle of this school, so I hired some new teachers. I hope you like them. You're going to have them for the rest of the day!" He walks away laughing. "That guy was weird," said Mina. "You know, this explains why we all have the same classes for the rest of the day," said Shizuka.
"Cooking class. Why did I have to get put in a cooking class?" said Bob. "Don't worry. I'm sure we get to learn all kinds of things," said Bakura. Bob mutters something about his 'brother'. "Hey, look who else has this class," said Mai. In walked the girls from their homeroom. Usagi looked like she was about to have a heart attack. "I can't cook. I can't cook. I can't cook." Everyone sweatdrops. "Don't worry. I'll help you," said Makoto. Usagi doesn't notice as she has just seen who was the cooking teacher. "Ack! She looks just like my mom!" The teacher smiled. "Silly, I am your mom." Usagi blinked. Then she ran away screaming. She ran into someone in the doorway. When she saw who it was, she fainted. "Mr. and Mrs. Tsukino what are you doing here?" asked Ami. "We decided to become teachers," said Mr. Tsukino as he dragged Usagi to her seat. "This way I can keep a closer watch on my princess!" Everyone sweatdropped. Mrs. Tsukino hit him on the head with a hammer she had pulled out of hammerspace (Sam: We don't own!). Other than that, nothing interesting happened except for the fact Usagi didn't wake up and Yami fell asleep.
The next subject was history. In walked a very short, old man. Rei stiffened. "Grandpa! What are you doing here?" "I'm the new teacher! Look at all the lovely ladies in this class." All the girls start inching away from him. "You dirty old Man!" shouted Rei. She then proceeded to call him some names that she hadn't used on Usagi. Then she started chasing her grandfather around. Usagi and Yami fell asleep again. They learned nothing to do with history.
"If this class has anyone I know in it, I'm gonna scream," said Minako. Everyone nodded. "Why do we have to learn mythology anyway?" asked Jonouchi. "So we can get into good colleges," said Ami. Everyone sweatdropped. Just then, in walked two cats with crescent moons on their heads. Then they turned into humans. Nearly all the students fainted. "Luna? Artemis? You're our teachers?" said Usagi. "Yes, now on to the lesson," said Luna.
"Please don't let be someone we know," prayed Usagi as she walked into the last class of the day. Too bad it fell on deaf ears. "Okay, I don't care if you're behaving or not cause it's not fair you get to have boyfriends and I can't!" shouted Ms. Haruna. "No. Anyone but here," said Usagi. "No talking in class! Detention for you!" "Hey, you can't just." "Detention for you, Ms. Hino!" By the end of the period everyone had detention. Luckily Pegasus's voice came over the loud speaker saying that no one who had Ms. Haruna had to attend detention. After much shouting for joy, all the students left for home.
The Unknown Season of Yu-Gi-Oh and Sailor Moon
Chapter One: High school!
It was the first day of high school. That didn't keep a certain recently bodied spirit from sleeping in though. "C'mon Yami, we're gonna be late!" shouted Yugi. Yami kept snoring. Time for plan B. Yugi exited the room and came in with a bucketful of ice cold water. He then tossed
the water at Yami. Yami sat up.
"Hey, what was that for?!" shouted Yami. "It's the first day of school! We're gonna be late if you don't hurry!" shouted Yugi. He gave Yami his new school uniform and pushed Yami in the
closet so he could change. 5 minutes later, Yami came out in his new uniform. Then he fell asleep. Yugi went through all the reasons he had
told his grandfather they should adopt Yami when he had gotten a body.
Sleeping hadn't been on it. Time for plan C. 15 minutes later Yugi dragged the still sleeping Yami into the classroom. Thankfully, they were
a few minutes early. Yugi got some stares from his classmates as he
dragged Yami to his seat next to a girl who was staring off into space.
Yugi noted her strange hairstyle. Then he went to his seat just as the
bell rang.
"Good morning class!" said Ms. Chono as she entered the classroom. "We have some students who were not here last year so I would like you to welcome them. Please come up front." Yami somehow woke up and walked to the front of the room along with 8 other people. I would like you to guess
who they are. "Please introduce yourselves." "I'm Yami, Yugi's brother from Egypt." "I'm Bob, Bakura's brother from Egypt." "I'm Namu, I'm from Egypt." "I'm Merrik, Namu's brother." This cuts off the people the dueling monster people knew. The girls they didn't know. "Uh, um, my name's Ami and um, er, uhh." "I'm Rei. Do not be startled if a crazy old man suddenly appears and starts lecturing me." "I'm Makoto. If you hurt my friends, you better hope I go easy on you!" "I'm Minako! And I'm available!" "I'm Usagi. Did you know there's a giant demon spider running around the school?" "Miss Tsukino, I can assure you there are no demon spiders in the school," said the teacher. Just then the demon spider from the Sailor Moon wedding dress episode came barreling through one of the doors. Then it exits through the wall. Usagi promptly faints. Makoto and Minako go after the spider to make it pay for frightening their friend. Rei goes after it 'cause it's a demon and she's a priestess. Ami starts stammering that Usagi has a fear of spiders and Rei is a priestess so don't worry about them. Everyone else just blinks.
"Well, that was an interesting homeroom," said Anzu. "Would've been better without the spider," said Mai. "Did you see what those girls did to it? I'm gonna have nightmares about that for weeks," said Honda. "What? Haven't you ever seen butt-kicking girls before?" asked the voice of a certain violent martial artist from Jupiter. Almost everyone choked as all 5 of the girls had just sat down in the places on the table that were not filled. (An: Forgot to mention that this is the lunch period.) "Nope," said Yugi. He noticed that Usagi seemed to be doing something under the table. "What 'cha got there?" Usagi sweatdropped as her friends stared at her. Then she pulled out a bunch of Dueling Monster cards. "You play duel monsters?" asked Kaiba. This was as much as he got in. "Usagi, why do you even bother with that game? If you put as much effort at schoolwork as you do with that game, you would actually be able to pass your tests," said Rei. "What's wrong with duel monsters exactly?" asked Bob. "It's idiotic." This got everyone at the table who played duel monsters mad (AN: Yugi, Yami, Jonouchi, Honda, Namu, Merik, Bakura, Bob, Anzu, Mai, Kaiba, Shizuka, Otogi, and Usagi.) so they decided to take it out on Rei. "For your information everyone at this table plays it," said Mai. "Yeah, so don't you go calling it idiotic," said Anzu. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all," said Yugi. "Good job. You've gotten braver Yugi-boy," said a familiar voice. "Pegasus!" shouted everyone except the new girls. He looked pretty much the same as when they left duelist kingdom. The only difference was he had somehow gotten his normal left eye back. "Yep, I'm the new principle of this school, so I hired some new teachers. I hope you like them. You're going to have them for the rest of the day!" He walks away laughing. "That guy was weird," said Mina. "You know, this explains why we all have the same classes for the rest of the day," said Shizuka.
"Cooking class. Why did I have to get put in a cooking class?" said Bob. "Don't worry. I'm sure we get to learn all kinds of things," said Bakura. Bob mutters something about his 'brother'. "Hey, look who else has this class," said Mai. In walked the girls from their homeroom. Usagi looked like she was about to have a heart attack. "I can't cook. I can't cook. I can't cook." Everyone sweatdrops. "Don't worry. I'll help you," said Makoto. Usagi doesn't notice as she has just seen who was the cooking teacher. "Ack! She looks just like my mom!" The teacher smiled. "Silly, I am your mom." Usagi blinked. Then she ran away screaming. She ran into someone in the doorway. When she saw who it was, she fainted. "Mr. and Mrs. Tsukino what are you doing here?" asked Ami. "We decided to become teachers," said Mr. Tsukino as he dragged Usagi to her seat. "This way I can keep a closer watch on my princess!" Everyone sweatdropped. Mrs. Tsukino hit him on the head with a hammer she had pulled out of hammerspace (Sam: We don't own!). Other than that, nothing interesting happened except for the fact Usagi didn't wake up and Yami fell asleep.
The next subject was history. In walked a very short, old man. Rei stiffened. "Grandpa! What are you doing here?" "I'm the new teacher! Look at all the lovely ladies in this class." All the girls start inching away from him. "You dirty old Man!" shouted Rei. She then proceeded to call him some names that she hadn't used on Usagi. Then she started chasing her grandfather around. Usagi and Yami fell asleep again. They learned nothing to do with history.
"If this class has anyone I know in it, I'm gonna scream," said Minako. Everyone nodded. "Why do we have to learn mythology anyway?" asked Jonouchi. "So we can get into good colleges," said Ami. Everyone sweatdropped. Just then, in walked two cats with crescent moons on their heads. Then they turned into humans. Nearly all the students fainted. "Luna? Artemis? You're our teachers?" said Usagi. "Yes, now on to the lesson," said Luna.
"Please don't let be someone we know," prayed Usagi as she walked into the last class of the day. Too bad it fell on deaf ears. "Okay, I don't care if you're behaving or not cause it's not fair you get to have boyfriends and I can't!" shouted Ms. Haruna. "No. Anyone but here," said Usagi. "No talking in class! Detention for you!" "Hey, you can't just." "Detention for you, Ms. Hino!" By the end of the period everyone had detention. Luckily Pegasus's voice came over the loud speaker saying that no one who had Ms. Haruna had to attend detention. After much shouting for joy, all the students left for home.