Chptr. 3
Unfortunate Events
Sophia: Well will you readers ever forgive me for taking this long?? I have a good excuse too you wanna hear?
Sunny: no.
Sophia: Who asked you???
Sunny: Well you asked if people wanted to hear your excuse?
Sophia: Since when are you a person????
Sunny: .GO AWAY!
Sophia: ANYWAY.. Todays chapter will contain a crossover if that's what you could call it. If you have heard of Gundam Wing then you will have no problem understanding some of the humor. If you haven't then email me with any questions and I'll be happy to help you! ^_^ Oh and just for the record there will be more crossovers so ya know be prepared! ON TO THE FIC!
PS. A really late Happy Halloween and an early Thanksgiving!
Sunny: You didn't have an excuse did you??
Sophia:..Yes I did..
Sunny: You were just saying that so you could get away with being lazy.
Sophia: AM NOT!!!!!!
Sunny: STOP LYING YOU HORRID EXCUSE MAKER!!!!!
Sophia: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT'S ALL MY FAULT WHAT KIND OF MUSE ARE YOU ANYWAY?????
Sunny: Oh.I'm the muse????
Sophia: Yeah, what did you think you were here for?
Sunny: Well I dunno to entertain your twisted mind.
Sophia: yeah what I always wanted a three legged cat entertaining me.that's like getting satisfaction out of kicking a ball around! (AN: Sorry all you soccer fans its just I cant stand soccer. Oh and yes Sunny is three legged email me if you wanna know why.)
Inuyasha: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE FIC?????
Sophia: Oh right the fic!
Sophia: Welcome again people today's guest will fit into the Halloween department even though Halloween is very much in the past. Anyway this person is dead. I told you that it was sorta in the Halloween section thingy. Fortunaty I despise this person very much so torture is required.
Inuyasha: Who is it this time.And how the hell are you gonna talk to a dead person if they're dead????
Sophia: -_-; you really are clueless. Anyway mystery person you may come in now.
Kikyo magically floats to a big chair.
Inuyasha: Ki.Ki.Kikyo
Sophia: Yeah, yeah Kikyo welcome to this pointless show.
Inuyasha: But.
Sophia: Is it just me orsince when are you allowed to talk..shut up!!! *stuffs cotton balls into Inuyasha who then gets attacked by Sunny (AN: I'm serious Sunny has an obsession with cotton balls)
Inuyasha: MPFHHHFHF
Sophia: So Kikyo your dead why don't you go away?
Kikyo: I like to stalk Inuyasha and try to take him to Hell.
Sophia: Like Relena?? Except for she doesn't take people to hell.
Kikyo: Who's Relena??
Sophia: ::points at pink limo:: that's her car. ::points at blond haired girl wearing a business suit:: that's Relena. She stalks her love too. You could become friends! ^_^
Kikyo: Does she steal virgin souls?
Sophia: I don't know but if she's desperate enough to have friends I'm sure she'd start!
Relena: HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Relena: HEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: ::almost deaf:: CAN SOMEONE LOCK HER BACK IN THE CAR?!!??!?!?! ::nobody comes::
Sophia: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? I'M THE AUTHORES OBEY ME AND LOCK HER UP!!!!
Crew: ::picking nose while staring into thin air::
::Relena runs to a conveniently placed cliff over looking the ocean::
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ::goes insane and chases Relena with a chainsaw:: (AN: I just watched the Chainsaw Massacre so I felt inspired)
Inuyasha: ::Staring Kikyo in the eyes:: I LOVE YOU! (AN: we all know he really loves Kagome)
Kikyo: I LOVE YOU TOO. but I cannot affored to be seen with you until you are human!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL, YOU'R E DEAD!!!!! :: his ranting gets cut off by Sophia chasing Relena::
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOO SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: magically Heero appears in his gundam::
Relena: ::Sparkly eyes:: Hee. ::falls over. Daggers sticking out of her back::
Sophia: Good Job Trowa I knew keeping you in the cupboard was a good idea!!
Relena: X_X (dead
Trowa: Will the circus get sued for this?
Sophia: No the world will just erupt into total chaos since they're Queen is dead. Quick into the cupboard where you wont be affected!!!
Heero: So is she dead?
Sophia: HAI!
Heero: Mission Completed ::flies off with his gundam::
Kikyo: So what does this have to do with me being here?
Sophia: Nothing. This was just an evil scheme to to kill you!
Sunny: You mean again.
Sophia: Right.again!
Inuyasha: I WONT LET YOU!
Sophia: GO SUNNY! ::throws pokeball:: Sunny sit on his head!
Sunny: GROOARRRR ::sits on Inuyasha's head::
Sophia: :: runs up behind Kikyo and chops her into shish-ca-bobs::
Sophia: Minty fresh just red ::big smile and blood all over:: Sunny you can get off Inuyasha now.
Inuyasha: WHERE'S KIKYO??? TELL ME!!!!!! ::shakes Sophia by the shoulders::
Sophia: she had to leave said something about stealing virgin souls.but she left you shish-ca-bobs!
Inuyasha: OHHH shish-ca-cobs!! ::eats them::
Sophia: Wasn't that a delightful chapter?
Sunny: ::nods::
Sophia: Oh wow you agreed.WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL SUNNY YOU IMPOSTER?????
Sunny: What??? Can't I compliment you on a job well done???
Sophia: oh well wtf.
Inuyasha: :still eating shish-ca-bobs
Sophia: Well review if the spirit moves you, or flame me.actually flame me see if I give a lick!!!!!! ::starts giggling obsessively::
Sunny: O_o;;;;; later.
Unfortunate Events
Sophia: Well will you readers ever forgive me for taking this long?? I have a good excuse too you wanna hear?
Sunny: no.
Sophia: Who asked you???
Sunny: Well you asked if people wanted to hear your excuse?
Sophia: Since when are you a person????
Sunny: .GO AWAY!
Sophia: ANYWAY.. Todays chapter will contain a crossover if that's what you could call it. If you have heard of Gundam Wing then you will have no problem understanding some of the humor. If you haven't then email me with any questions and I'll be happy to help you! ^_^ Oh and just for the record there will be more crossovers so ya know be prepared! ON TO THE FIC!
PS. A really late Happy Halloween and an early Thanksgiving!
Sunny: You didn't have an excuse did you??
Sophia:..Yes I did..
Sunny: You were just saying that so you could get away with being lazy.
Sophia: AM NOT!!!!!!
Sunny: STOP LYING YOU HORRID EXCUSE MAKER!!!!!
Sophia: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT'S ALL MY FAULT WHAT KIND OF MUSE ARE YOU ANYWAY?????
Sunny: Oh.I'm the muse????
Sophia: Yeah, what did you think you were here for?
Sunny: Well I dunno to entertain your twisted mind.
Sophia: yeah what I always wanted a three legged cat entertaining me.that's like getting satisfaction out of kicking a ball around! (AN: Sorry all you soccer fans its just I cant stand soccer. Oh and yes Sunny is three legged email me if you wanna know why.)
Inuyasha: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE FIC?????
Sophia: Oh right the fic!
Sophia: Welcome again people today's guest will fit into the Halloween department even though Halloween is very much in the past. Anyway this person is dead. I told you that it was sorta in the Halloween section thingy. Fortunaty I despise this person very much so torture is required.
Inuyasha: Who is it this time.And how the hell are you gonna talk to a dead person if they're dead????
Sophia: -_-; you really are clueless. Anyway mystery person you may come in now.
Kikyo magically floats to a big chair.
Inuyasha: Ki.Ki.Kikyo
Sophia: Yeah, yeah Kikyo welcome to this pointless show.
Inuyasha: But.
Sophia: Is it just me orsince when are you allowed to talk..shut up!!! *stuffs cotton balls into Inuyasha who then gets attacked by Sunny (AN: I'm serious Sunny has an obsession with cotton balls)
Inuyasha: MPFHHHFHF
Sophia: So Kikyo your dead why don't you go away?
Kikyo: I like to stalk Inuyasha and try to take him to Hell.
Sophia: Like Relena?? Except for she doesn't take people to hell.
Kikyo: Who's Relena??
Sophia: ::points at pink limo:: that's her car. ::points at blond haired girl wearing a business suit:: that's Relena. She stalks her love too. You could become friends! ^_^
Kikyo: Does she steal virgin souls?
Sophia: I don't know but if she's desperate enough to have friends I'm sure she'd start!
Relena: HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Relena: HEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: ::almost deaf:: CAN SOMEONE LOCK HER BACK IN THE CAR?!!??!?!?! ::nobody comes::
Sophia: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? I'M THE AUTHORES OBEY ME AND LOCK HER UP!!!!
Crew: ::picking nose while staring into thin air::
::Relena runs to a conveniently placed cliff over looking the ocean::
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ::goes insane and chases Relena with a chainsaw:: (AN: I just watched the Chainsaw Massacre so I felt inspired)
Inuyasha: ::Staring Kikyo in the eyes:: I LOVE YOU! (AN: we all know he really loves Kagome)
Kikyo: I LOVE YOU TOO. but I cannot affored to be seen with you until you are human!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL, YOU'R E DEAD!!!!! :: his ranting gets cut off by Sophia chasing Relena::
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOO SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: magically Heero appears in his gundam::
Relena: ::Sparkly eyes:: Hee. ::falls over. Daggers sticking out of her back::
Sophia: Good Job Trowa I knew keeping you in the cupboard was a good idea!!
Relena: X_X (dead
Trowa: Will the circus get sued for this?
Sophia: No the world will just erupt into total chaos since they're Queen is dead. Quick into the cupboard where you wont be affected!!!
Heero: So is she dead?
Sophia: HAI!
Heero: Mission Completed ::flies off with his gundam::
Kikyo: So what does this have to do with me being here?
Sophia: Nothing. This was just an evil scheme to to kill you!
Sunny: You mean again.
Sophia: Right.again!
Inuyasha: I WONT LET YOU!
Sophia: GO SUNNY! ::throws pokeball:: Sunny sit on his head!
Sunny: GROOARRRR ::sits on Inuyasha's head::
Sophia: :: runs up behind Kikyo and chops her into shish-ca-bobs::
Sophia: Minty fresh just red ::big smile and blood all over:: Sunny you can get off Inuyasha now.
Inuyasha: WHERE'S KIKYO??? TELL ME!!!!!! ::shakes Sophia by the shoulders::
Sophia: she had to leave said something about stealing virgin souls.but she left you shish-ca-bobs!
Inuyasha: OHHH shish-ca-cobs!! ::eats them::
Sophia: Wasn't that a delightful chapter?
Sunny: ::nods::
Sophia: Oh wow you agreed.WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL SUNNY YOU IMPOSTER?????
Sunny: What??? Can't I compliment you on a job well done???
Sophia: oh well wtf.
Inuyasha: :still eating shish-ca-bobs
Sophia: Well review if the spirit moves you, or flame me.actually flame me see if I give a lick!!!!!! ::starts giggling obsessively::
Sunny: O_o;;;;; later.