Sophia: Hello People! Sorry it's taken me forever to update! School and
everything has kept me really occupied! Not to mention I got damn writers
block!!!! But now hopefully it has passed. So I give you this special issue
thingy of my show thingy I call it the Towel Talk!
Sunny: Wow great vocabulary!
Sophia: Shut up I'm in to good of a mood!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha so go away!
Inuyasha: *just recovered from food poisoning* I want a red towel!
Sophia: right.-_-;;;
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Sophia: *comes out of a sparkly door wearing a yellow towel* Welcome to this special towel talk! Today's guests include include: Sesshomaru, Sarah and the one and only Sunny! *music plays*
Inuyasha: Hey what about me wench???
Sophia: *hits Inuyasha with a frying pan* Oh right and Inuyasha.ANYWAY welcome back Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What do you want now?? And why am I wearing a light blue towel!
Sophia: Maybe if you'd pay attention you'd know that it's the towel talk.you know like MTV music awards!
Sesshomaru: *looks confused* MTV wattie?
Sophia: Oh right.I forgot you're a little slow!
Sarah: *hits Sophia with a frying pan* DON'T CALL HIM SLOW!!
Sophia: *scared* SORRY!
Inuyasha: WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET A FLUFFIER TOWEL????
Sophia: *looks at Inuyasha strangely* wow you can pay attention.
Sarah: *sits on Sesshomaru's lap* he he hello Sesshy-san
*Sesshomaru fans attack Sarah* Sophia, Inuyasha and Sunny: STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!!
Sophia, Sunny and Inuyasha just got away in time as all the Sesshomaru fans run to beat Sarah severely!
Sophia: Hey somebody lost their towel!!!!!
Inuyasha: THAT WOULD BE ME!
Sophia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!! *starts to run around madly*
Sunny: WHO THE HELL FED MY GERBIL HELIUM!
Sophia: SARAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO FEED TO GERBIL HELIUM????
Sarah: Oh come off it can't you see I'm fighting off evil Sesshomaru fans??????
Sophia: *turning toward Inuyasha* as for you a black box!
Inuyasha: *inspects the box* don't you think it's a little big.
Sophia hands Inuyasha a much smaller box. Inuyasha runs off with his black box to do who knows what. Sophia is trying to make her way through the sea fans where in the middle Sarah is standing wearing a Zena costume and swinging a big sword.
Sophia: Excuse me, pardon me, coming through!
A random fan tries to choke Sophia with her towel.
Sophia: HEY, HEY! I'm not the enemy idiot! AND PUT ON YOUR TOWEL! I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLACK BOXES TO COVER ALL OF U PEOPLE!!!! YOU *points at a person* PUT THE DAMN TOWEL BACK ON!
Sophia made it to the middle after a while of screaming at random people.
Sophia: *yelling* everybody back to there seats!!!
Sophia was about to start talking when.
Police man: Excuse me Miss?
Sophia: WHAT???????
Police Man: Does this dog thingy guy belong to you?? The police man has Inuyasha on a leash.
Sophia: *stares at naked Inuyasha* Well not exactly.
Police man: Miss it is a crime to run around in the nude! This is only a warning next time this happens I'll have to place you and your slave under arrest!
Sophia: But.
Police Man: Good night * walks away*
Sophia: YOU IDIOT LOOK IN WHAT KIND OF CRAP YOU GOT ME INTO!!! *hits Inuaysha unconscious* STUPID IDIOTIC SLAVE HALF-DEMON!!!!
Sarah: Sophia you know people are still watching.
Sophia: oh right.
Sarah: And I thought this had to do with Sesshomaru!
Sophia: *looks over at Sesshomaru* Right, right no need to get angry.
Sesshomaru: Can I leave now??
Sophia: Here lemme think about that.NO!
Sarah: So Sesshomaru what do you say about some alone time after the show??? *wiggles eyebrows*
Sophia: SARAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE THE GUESTS ALONE???????
Sarah: HEY! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT WITH THE DAMN GUESTS!
Sunny: CAT FIGHT!!!!!
Sesshomaru: CATS! WHERE???????
20 minutes later Sophia and Sarah have bloody noses.
Sunny: WOAH WHATCH IT! You guys look like when you take your make-up off!
Sophia and Sarah: *annoyed* STUPID CAT!!!
Sophia; *sit next to Sesshomaru* so anyway I've heard from a reliable source that you like cats..
Sarah: That reliable source would be me! *smiles*
Sophia: Sarah shut up! So is it true???
Sesshomaru: Hardly.I do admit that I like cats but it is not an obsession though *giggles nervously*
Sophia: *scared* never giggle again!!!
Sarah: YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!
Sophia: So you wouldn't mind if I put Sunny right here? *places Sunny on the table*
Inuaysha:*just recovered from his head injury* Sunny's a cat??
Sophia: *sweatdrops* yeah.
Inuyasha: Oh *scratches head confused*
Sophia: Well Sesshomaru? You don't want to hug Sunny? He's really nice and soft not to mention clean!!!
Sunny: *trying to deflate his Gerbil*
Sesshomaru: *starts crying* YES I DO!!! I'VE HAD THIS OBSESSION SINCE INUYASHA WAS BORN!!! IT'S HIS EARS THEY LOOK LIKE CATS EARS!
Inuyasha: *rubs his ears* NO THEY DON'T!!!!
Sophia: *pats Sesshomaru on the back* Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to recovery!
Sarah: *hugs Sesshomaru* It's ok auntie Sarah is here!
Sophia: *raises eybrow* Auntie Sarah? Well People thanks for coming reading etc. I hope you enjoyed it! Until next time! I think I'll go take Sesshomaru to a therapist now. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sophia: So what did you guys think? Is it review worthy?? I suppose you could call this a late Christmas gift.Anyway I would like to thank all the people that have reviewed in the past: Silver Dragon1314 foxylittleladyFairyangle24 Inuyasha-crazy-duh Akako the panther hanyu
Thank you all for the reviews!
Sarah: By the way Sesshomaru we want your emotionless face back!!
Later!
Sunny: Wow great vocabulary!
Sophia: Shut up I'm in to good of a mood!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha so go away!
Inuyasha: *just recovered from food poisoning* I want a red towel!
Sophia: right.-_-;;;
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sophia: *comes out of a sparkly door wearing a yellow towel* Welcome to this special towel talk! Today's guests include include: Sesshomaru, Sarah and the one and only Sunny! *music plays*
Inuyasha: Hey what about me wench???
Sophia: *hits Inuyasha with a frying pan* Oh right and Inuyasha.ANYWAY welcome back Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What do you want now?? And why am I wearing a light blue towel!
Sophia: Maybe if you'd pay attention you'd know that it's the towel talk.you know like MTV music awards!
Sesshomaru: *looks confused* MTV wattie?
Sophia: Oh right.I forgot you're a little slow!
Sarah: *hits Sophia with a frying pan* DON'T CALL HIM SLOW!!
Sophia: *scared* SORRY!
Inuyasha: WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET A FLUFFIER TOWEL????
Sophia: *looks at Inuyasha strangely* wow you can pay attention.
Sarah: *sits on Sesshomaru's lap* he he hello Sesshy-san
*Sesshomaru fans attack Sarah* Sophia, Inuyasha and Sunny: STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!!
Sophia, Sunny and Inuyasha just got away in time as all the Sesshomaru fans run to beat Sarah severely!
Sophia: Hey somebody lost their towel!!!!!
Inuyasha: THAT WOULD BE ME!
Sophia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!! *starts to run around madly*
Sunny: WHO THE HELL FED MY GERBIL HELIUM!
Sophia: SARAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO FEED TO GERBIL HELIUM????
Sarah: Oh come off it can't you see I'm fighting off evil Sesshomaru fans??????
Sophia: *turning toward Inuyasha* as for you a black box!
Inuyasha: *inspects the box* don't you think it's a little big.
Sophia hands Inuyasha a much smaller box. Inuyasha runs off with his black box to do who knows what. Sophia is trying to make her way through the sea fans where in the middle Sarah is standing wearing a Zena costume and swinging a big sword.
Sophia: Excuse me, pardon me, coming through!
A random fan tries to choke Sophia with her towel.
Sophia: HEY, HEY! I'm not the enemy idiot! AND PUT ON YOUR TOWEL! I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLACK BOXES TO COVER ALL OF U PEOPLE!!!! YOU *points at a person* PUT THE DAMN TOWEL BACK ON!
Sophia made it to the middle after a while of screaming at random people.
Sophia: *yelling* everybody back to there seats!!!
Sophia was about to start talking when.
Police man: Excuse me Miss?
Sophia: WHAT???????
Police Man: Does this dog thingy guy belong to you?? The police man has Inuyasha on a leash.
Sophia: *stares at naked Inuyasha* Well not exactly.
Police man: Miss it is a crime to run around in the nude! This is only a warning next time this happens I'll have to place you and your slave under arrest!
Sophia: But.
Police Man: Good night * walks away*
Sophia: YOU IDIOT LOOK IN WHAT KIND OF CRAP YOU GOT ME INTO!!! *hits Inuaysha unconscious* STUPID IDIOTIC SLAVE HALF-DEMON!!!!
Sarah: Sophia you know people are still watching.
Sophia: oh right.
Sarah: And I thought this had to do with Sesshomaru!
Sophia: *looks over at Sesshomaru* Right, right no need to get angry.
Sesshomaru: Can I leave now??
Sophia: Here lemme think about that.NO!
Sarah: So Sesshomaru what do you say about some alone time after the show??? *wiggles eyebrows*
Sophia: SARAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE THE GUESTS ALONE???????
Sarah: HEY! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT WITH THE DAMN GUESTS!
Sunny: CAT FIGHT!!!!!
Sesshomaru: CATS! WHERE???????
20 minutes later Sophia and Sarah have bloody noses.
Sunny: WOAH WHATCH IT! You guys look like when you take your make-up off!
Sophia and Sarah: *annoyed* STUPID CAT!!!
Sophia; *sit next to Sesshomaru* so anyway I've heard from a reliable source that you like cats..
Sarah: That reliable source would be me! *smiles*
Sophia: Sarah shut up! So is it true???
Sesshomaru: Hardly.I do admit that I like cats but it is not an obsession though *giggles nervously*
Sophia: *scared* never giggle again!!!
Sarah: YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!
Sophia: So you wouldn't mind if I put Sunny right here? *places Sunny on the table*
Inuaysha:*just recovered from his head injury* Sunny's a cat??
Sophia: *sweatdrops* yeah.
Inuyasha: Oh *scratches head confused*
Sophia: Well Sesshomaru? You don't want to hug Sunny? He's really nice and soft not to mention clean!!!
Sunny: *trying to deflate his Gerbil*
Sesshomaru: *starts crying* YES I DO!!! I'VE HAD THIS OBSESSION SINCE INUYASHA WAS BORN!!! IT'S HIS EARS THEY LOOK LIKE CATS EARS!
Inuyasha: *rubs his ears* NO THEY DON'T!!!!
Sophia: *pats Sesshomaru on the back* Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to recovery!
Sarah: *hugs Sesshomaru* It's ok auntie Sarah is here!
Sophia: *raises eybrow* Auntie Sarah? Well People thanks for coming reading etc. I hope you enjoyed it! Until next time! I think I'll go take Sesshomaru to a therapist now. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sophia: So what did you guys think? Is it review worthy?? I suppose you could call this a late Christmas gift.Anyway I would like to thank all the people that have reviewed in the past: Silver Dragon1314 foxylittleladyFairyangle24 Inuyasha-crazy-duh Akako the panther hanyu
Thank you all for the reviews!
Sarah: By the way Sesshomaru we want your emotionless face back!!
Later!