I do not own Spongebob Squarepants.

*It is an ordinary day in Bikini Bottom. No wait! It is Christmas Eve! How foolish of me. So as usual Spongebob and Patrick decorate the Spongebob's house with all things bright and beautiful.* SB: Hey! Look Patrick, I'm Santa. HO HO HO! * At this moment Spongebob is stupidly walking round wearing a red hat! Or is it orange!* Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SB: Now that we've finished decorating, lets go sing to Mr.Krabs, he's at the Krusty Krab , he's busy working. We must go cheer him up. Spongebob and Patrick have just entered Krabs office and began singing when a boot is thrown at them!* Krabs: Humbug! What you tryin to do lads kill me! Get out of here while I count me money! SB: Well, actually sir I came to ask if... Krabs: Let me guess you won't tomorrow of to spend Christmas with friends an' family. Pah! Humbug! SB: Is that a yes or a no sir! Krabs: Well only if you come in early tomorrow! An' you'll have to bring me $10 for all me trouble of letting you go! SB: Did you here that Patrick he said yes! Patrick: Let the party begin! Meanwhile, Krabs was working in the darkness of his office. When he heard the clock strike 9:00 in evening, so he got up and walked home.*