Welcome to Malibu Base!
To Metal Dragon1: Thanks for the info in Firestorm and Blast Radius. I'll see what I can do. BTW, I got a new chapter of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" up!
To Aaron: Jester was only mentioned at this point. But you will see him soon. I do really hope to have the West Coast Misfits drive Hardcase nuts down the road.
To Wizard1: Here's a hint on Gonzalez's cousin: He's a New Mutant that hasn't been Evo-tized yet. Yeah, the whole Harris and Mahoney bit is a tribute to Police Academy, one of my favorite movie series. I hope they'll be released on DVD soon. As for your costume question, yes. Siryn's is the green-and-yellow Banshee costume she wore in X-Force, and Sunfire and Thunderbird have the same outfits they do in the comics. I did make a couple modifications to Dazzler's costume, but they're minor. BTW, when do you post "Karaoke Dance Party" or what ever you called the sequel to the Mutant Massacre? I WANNA READ IT!!!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: Whithalf wandering off? Hmm, I do see some comedic possibilities. I'll think it over.
To Red Witch: Glad you like the whole bit with the Surf Master being insane. I hope you enjoy this coming chapter!
Chapter 6: Round One!
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Surf Master fired two streams of freezing water at Siryn. The Irish screamer took to the air with her screams and managed to dodge the blasts. She then responded with a blast of her sonic voice, forcing the insane surfer to cover his ears.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The surfer screamed. Rock 'n' Roll and Kicker appeared and helped evacuate everyone.
"Okay guys, let the kids do their thing!" Rock 'n' Roll ordered.
"Wow!" Jack Trent said as he was ushered off. "Is she a new Misfit?"
"You could say that. Now move!" Kicker replied.
"Wolfsbane! Now!" Siryn yelled as Surf Master jumped on his flying board. A wolf leaped out of nowhere and bit the inventor in the arm.
"Aaagh! Get off me, you flea-bitten mutt!" Surf Master roared, shaking his arm. He managed to use the super strength his costume provided to throw the Scottish werewolf off him. Rahne flew threw the air, but landed on her feet, shifting back to human form in the process.
"Sunfire! Thunderbolt!" She signaled.
"Huh?" Surf Master looked around. "Yipe!" The surfer dodged twin streams of flames, and then twin streams of lightning.
"IF YA SMELL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOWWW!!!!!! WHAT THE THUNDERBOLT IS COOKIN'!!!" Kyle yelled happily, throwing thunderbolts left and right.
"Watch your aim, you dummy!" Sunfire snapped as one lightning blast nearly hit him.
"Watch yours, Sushi!" Kyle yelled, dodging a fireball. "He's moving so fast!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now it's my turn!" Surf Master cackled, firing the laser cannons on his surfboard and the water jets on his costume.
"Look out, you two! That water's freezing!" Siryn yelled.
"Yipe!" Thunderbolt dodged a stream. "Hey! You nearly hit the People's Champion!"
"Oh please." Sunfire groaned. Surf Master heard a SNIKT!!
"What? Yah!" X23 had leapt up from the gym stands and took a slash at the surfer. However, the inventor came prepared. "I knew this forcefield would come in handy." Surf Master grinned as he used the circuitry in his head band to mentally activate a blue layer of energy that covered him and his board. X23's claws just bounced off.
"What?" She roared. Surf Master got assaulted by ten blue beams and flying chairs. Ace fired his claw beams, and Thunderbird had been pitching chairs at the insane surfer. Dazzler and Velocity attacked next. The blond singer used her light powers to disorient the surfer, and Velocity called upon his aerokinesis to kick up a gale-force wind, knocking the Surf Master back through a wall.
"Grrrr..." A growling Surf Master flew upwards, blasting a hole in the ceiling. He was trying to escape.
"The Thunderbolt does not think so!" Thunderbolt created a lasso of electricity, and threw it, entwining the Surf Master. He looked over at Kicker, and in his delusional mind's eye, the blond martial artist turned into Pamela Lee.
"PAMMY BABY!!!!" Surf Master's eyes turned to hearts. He blasted off the lasso, then nailed Kyle with his water jet, freezing the electrokinetic. Encased in ice, Kyle began to fall.
"Thunderbolt!" Sunfire was about to launch his own assault, but noticed an ice-encased Thunderbolt falling. The Japanese mutant flew down and caught the Boston native in time. The fire-wielding samurai place Kyle on the ground, and tried to thaw him out, but he got blasted with ice water, freezing the solar samurai. Surf Master laid it on thick in Toshi's case.
"Sunfire!" Siryn screamed, but she got frozen before she could fire her sonic voice. Wolfsbane, Wildstar, X23, and Thunderbird suffered the same fate.
"Guys!" Dazzler screamed.
"Aw snap!" Velocity groaned. "I guess it's up to us!" Velocity used his powers to charge a landing Surf Master. The inventor smirked, and froze the ground in front of the African-American speedster, causing Velocity to slip, and knock into a wall. He got frozen too.
"Oh no!" Dazzler screamed. Surf Master walked towards her, maniacal grin on his face, but Rock 'n' Roll fired his machine gun.
"Get away from her!" He snapped, but the bullets bounced off Surf Master's costume. He and Dazzler ended up frozen. Kicker screamed as Surf Master swooped down and grabbed her, flying off with a cackle.
"Let me go, you psycho!" Kicker snapped. Among the ice statues, Toshi's started glowing. Using his heat powers, the Japanese mutant managed to melt his way out of his icy trap. He immediately set to work melting the others' icy coverings, including the frozen woman, who ran off screaming about mutants.
"Kicker! Where's Kicker?!" Rock 'n' Roll quickly looked around.
"Awwwww SNAP!!!" Terrell threw his baseball cap into the ground in frustration.
"Well that went well." Thunderbird said, voice dripping with sarcasm. Sunfire tore off his mask angrily.
"Well, that's just great!" He yelled.
"Th-th-th-th-the Thunderbolt's gonna k-k-k-k-k-KILLLLLLLLLL th-th-th-th- that j-j-jabroni!" Kyle shivered.
"I'm f-f-f-f-f-frEEEEEEEEEEzing!" Rahne howled. She shifted into her wolf form and shook the remaining ice off her.
"We didn't take him down!" X23 growled.
"Aw man, who knew he had a forcefield?" Ace scratched his head. Dazzler's head went down sadly. "What's up, Dazz?" In the background, Sunfire had put his mask back on and Wolfsbane went back to human form.
"I'm useless." Alison sighed sadly. "My powers are no good in combat. All I can do is cause light effects! Why did I join this team?"
"Useless? Dazzler, you kept the Mimic blinded when we first fought together!" John exclaimed.
"Yes. Maybe if you practice, you can find more uses for your powers." Toshi nodded.
"No time for doubting, Dazzler." Theresa said. "That psycho has kidnapped Kicker! Anybody got any ideas?"
"I say we find the jabroni!" Kyle snapped.
"Wow Kyle, you are on a roll!" Toshi rolled his eyes. "And do you suggest we do that?"
"The Thunderbolt don't know." Kyle shrugged.
"Yo, this is whack! First, we get our butts royally whipped, then one of the Malibu Joes gets kidnapped! Now what do we do?" Terrell groaned.
"What we need is information." Theresa said, thinking out loud. "Who is the Surf Master? And what is he up to?"
"Uhm, excuse me, but I may be of help." Jack Trent walked up to the kids.
What is the Surf Master up to? Why did he kidnap Kicker? Can the West Coast Misfits stop him and save the day? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Metal Dragon1: Thanks for the info in Firestorm and Blast Radius. I'll see what I can do. BTW, I got a new chapter of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" up!
To Aaron: Jester was only mentioned at this point. But you will see him soon. I do really hope to have the West Coast Misfits drive Hardcase nuts down the road.
To Wizard1: Here's a hint on Gonzalez's cousin: He's a New Mutant that hasn't been Evo-tized yet. Yeah, the whole Harris and Mahoney bit is a tribute to Police Academy, one of my favorite movie series. I hope they'll be released on DVD soon. As for your costume question, yes. Siryn's is the green-and-yellow Banshee costume she wore in X-Force, and Sunfire and Thunderbird have the same outfits they do in the comics. I did make a couple modifications to Dazzler's costume, but they're minor. BTW, when do you post "Karaoke Dance Party" or what ever you called the sequel to the Mutant Massacre? I WANNA READ IT!!!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: Whithalf wandering off? Hmm, I do see some comedic possibilities. I'll think it over.
To Red Witch: Glad you like the whole bit with the Surf Master being insane. I hope you enjoy this coming chapter!
Chapter 6: Round One!
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Surf Master fired two streams of freezing water at Siryn. The Irish screamer took to the air with her screams and managed to dodge the blasts. She then responded with a blast of her sonic voice, forcing the insane surfer to cover his ears.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The surfer screamed. Rock 'n' Roll and Kicker appeared and helped evacuate everyone.
"Okay guys, let the kids do their thing!" Rock 'n' Roll ordered.
"Wow!" Jack Trent said as he was ushered off. "Is she a new Misfit?"
"You could say that. Now move!" Kicker replied.
"Wolfsbane! Now!" Siryn yelled as Surf Master jumped on his flying board. A wolf leaped out of nowhere and bit the inventor in the arm.
"Aaagh! Get off me, you flea-bitten mutt!" Surf Master roared, shaking his arm. He managed to use the super strength his costume provided to throw the Scottish werewolf off him. Rahne flew threw the air, but landed on her feet, shifting back to human form in the process.
"Sunfire! Thunderbolt!" She signaled.
"Huh?" Surf Master looked around. "Yipe!" The surfer dodged twin streams of flames, and then twin streams of lightning.
"IF YA SMELL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOWWW!!!!!! WHAT THE THUNDERBOLT IS COOKIN'!!!" Kyle yelled happily, throwing thunderbolts left and right.
"Watch your aim, you dummy!" Sunfire snapped as one lightning blast nearly hit him.
"Watch yours, Sushi!" Kyle yelled, dodging a fireball. "He's moving so fast!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now it's my turn!" Surf Master cackled, firing the laser cannons on his surfboard and the water jets on his costume.
"Look out, you two! That water's freezing!" Siryn yelled.
"Yipe!" Thunderbolt dodged a stream. "Hey! You nearly hit the People's Champion!"
"Oh please." Sunfire groaned. Surf Master heard a SNIKT!!
"What? Yah!" X23 had leapt up from the gym stands and took a slash at the surfer. However, the inventor came prepared. "I knew this forcefield would come in handy." Surf Master grinned as he used the circuitry in his head band to mentally activate a blue layer of energy that covered him and his board. X23's claws just bounced off.
"What?" She roared. Surf Master got assaulted by ten blue beams and flying chairs. Ace fired his claw beams, and Thunderbird had been pitching chairs at the insane surfer. Dazzler and Velocity attacked next. The blond singer used her light powers to disorient the surfer, and Velocity called upon his aerokinesis to kick up a gale-force wind, knocking the Surf Master back through a wall.
"Grrrr..." A growling Surf Master flew upwards, blasting a hole in the ceiling. He was trying to escape.
"The Thunderbolt does not think so!" Thunderbolt created a lasso of electricity, and threw it, entwining the Surf Master. He looked over at Kicker, and in his delusional mind's eye, the blond martial artist turned into Pamela Lee.
"PAMMY BABY!!!!" Surf Master's eyes turned to hearts. He blasted off the lasso, then nailed Kyle with his water jet, freezing the electrokinetic. Encased in ice, Kyle began to fall.
"Thunderbolt!" Sunfire was about to launch his own assault, but noticed an ice-encased Thunderbolt falling. The Japanese mutant flew down and caught the Boston native in time. The fire-wielding samurai place Kyle on the ground, and tried to thaw him out, but he got blasted with ice water, freezing the solar samurai. Surf Master laid it on thick in Toshi's case.
"Sunfire!" Siryn screamed, but she got frozen before she could fire her sonic voice. Wolfsbane, Wildstar, X23, and Thunderbird suffered the same fate.
"Guys!" Dazzler screamed.
"Aw snap!" Velocity groaned. "I guess it's up to us!" Velocity used his powers to charge a landing Surf Master. The inventor smirked, and froze the ground in front of the African-American speedster, causing Velocity to slip, and knock into a wall. He got frozen too.
"Oh no!" Dazzler screamed. Surf Master walked towards her, maniacal grin on his face, but Rock 'n' Roll fired his machine gun.
"Get away from her!" He snapped, but the bullets bounced off Surf Master's costume. He and Dazzler ended up frozen. Kicker screamed as Surf Master swooped down and grabbed her, flying off with a cackle.
"Let me go, you psycho!" Kicker snapped. Among the ice statues, Toshi's started glowing. Using his heat powers, the Japanese mutant managed to melt his way out of his icy trap. He immediately set to work melting the others' icy coverings, including the frozen woman, who ran off screaming about mutants.
"Kicker! Where's Kicker?!" Rock 'n' Roll quickly looked around.
"Awwwww SNAP!!!" Terrell threw his baseball cap into the ground in frustration.
"Well that went well." Thunderbird said, voice dripping with sarcasm. Sunfire tore off his mask angrily.
"Well, that's just great!" He yelled.
"Th-th-th-th-the Thunderbolt's gonna k-k-k-k-k-KILLLLLLLLLL th-th-th-th- that j-j-jabroni!" Kyle shivered.
"I'm f-f-f-f-f-frEEEEEEEEEEzing!" Rahne howled. She shifted into her wolf form and shook the remaining ice off her.
"We didn't take him down!" X23 growled.
"Aw man, who knew he had a forcefield?" Ace scratched his head. Dazzler's head went down sadly. "What's up, Dazz?" In the background, Sunfire had put his mask back on and Wolfsbane went back to human form.
"I'm useless." Alison sighed sadly. "My powers are no good in combat. All I can do is cause light effects! Why did I join this team?"
"Useless? Dazzler, you kept the Mimic blinded when we first fought together!" John exclaimed.
"Yes. Maybe if you practice, you can find more uses for your powers." Toshi nodded.
"No time for doubting, Dazzler." Theresa said. "That psycho has kidnapped Kicker! Anybody got any ideas?"
"I say we find the jabroni!" Kyle snapped.
"Wow Kyle, you are on a roll!" Toshi rolled his eyes. "And do you suggest we do that?"
"The Thunderbolt don't know." Kyle shrugged.
"Yo, this is whack! First, we get our butts royally whipped, then one of the Malibu Joes gets kidnapped! Now what do we do?" Terrell groaned.
"What we need is information." Theresa said, thinking out loud. "Who is the Surf Master? And what is he up to?"
"Uhm, excuse me, but I may be of help." Jack Trent walked up to the kids.
What is the Surf Master up to? Why did he kidnap Kicker? Can the West Coast Misfits stop him and save the day? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!