iNsAnE KiRbY sChTuFF
Chapter 2: LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!
I'm so sorry that I took so long to update!
Colorb: Whew. We finally got the fourth wall rebuilt!
(Shows me trapped behind the wall. I stab the wall with a giant icicle. Nothing happens.)
Me: (sulk)
Kirby: So, now what do we do?
Wattchamacallit: Lets burn Tingles remains!
K&C: Yah!! (They start to burn Tingle)
Me: (starts attacking the fourth wall furiously) I WANT TO BURN TINGLE!
Kirby: sorry, no can do! (Roasts a piece of Tingle over the fire and eats it)
Me: (Big sulk)
4 hours later.
They all are asleep. except Chibi ice dragon( that's me, in case you forgot), who is still attacking the wall.
Me: *pant* looks like I'll have to rip off sonic the hedgehog.(curls into a ball and starts charging the spinny zoom attack) *VNVNVNNNNNNNNNN* (zooms at the wall and breaks through it, running over tingles ashes and Wattchamacallit)
Wattchamacallit: OWWWWWW.
K&C: (wake up) wha?
wattchamacallit: Ow.
K&C: Oh.
Kirby: Hey, where's the author?
Colorb: CRAP! HE ESCAPED!
Kirby: Hey, look! Tracks!
Wattchamacallit: (in a college persons voice) They appear to be made by something called a "spinny zoom attack".
Colorb: O_o
Kirby: O_o
Wattchamacallit: (stares at confused faces) never mind. lets just see where the tracks lead, okay? Maybe we'll find the author.
And so our "heroes" followed the tracks and found. Me, struggling to push down a ginormous switch. On the top it says "normal" and at the bottom it says "INSANE MODE!"
Me: stupid switch keeping me from making the story go insane. DIE! (whacks the switch with the skull hammer from the wind waker. the switch starts to fall towards "INSANE MODE!")
K,C,&W: (Hurl themselves at the switch)NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Me: Not so fast, pumpkin bridges!(whacks them aside with BIS(big iron snowflake)
The ginormous switch falls down and lands at "INSANE MODE!"
Suddenly, the land turns into a big flashing place with big buildings and seizure inducing lights. A doll comes up and starts to sing. Also, her head starts to spin.
Kirby: That doesn't seem too insane.
The doll's head spins faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and BOOM it explodes!
Kirby: O.o (runs away, only to run straight into jimmy neutron in a big battle mech. Jimmy starts running backwards at high speed)
Kirby: (clings onto the mech for dear life as Jimmy zooms through a long twisting and spinning tunnel while knocking down stalactites with his hair. They finally come out of the tunnel in the Pokemon movie)
Jimmy: MOOvie FALL in TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
(The Pokemon movie splits in half and falls over)
Suddenly the screen goes black. A little metool walks out to the center of the screen.
Metool: h3110, I 4m 1337/\/\4573r /\/\37001. (Translation: Hello, I am leetmaster metool.)
Crowd: Leetmaster metool?
Leetmaster metool: y34h, f00. I /\/0\/\/ bri/\/g j00 4 c0/\/\3rci41 ph0r. (Yeah, fool. I now bring you a commercial for.)
Eskimo Bob
starring Alfonzo!
Don't Miss one episode in this series!
(okay, so the first 16 suck, but the ones after them are great!)
Episode 7: Eskimo bob takes a bath Episode 13: Wrath of the penguin Episode 15: The arctic food chain Episode 16: The ghost of the avalanche Episode 17: Look! A box! (make sure you click the box at the end) Episode 18: We're Irish! Episode 20: Happy Easter to all, and to all a good night! Episode 21: Follow the moon! Episode 22: How to cook a chicken's goose Episode 24: The importance of changing a pigeon's diaper Episode 25: We're bored Episode 26: Return of the girl Episode 27: A chimp in the jungle is worth two in the arctic Episode 28: Yuck's revenge Episode 30: How the fish stole Christmas from the island of misfit toys Episode 32: A goat in the hand is worth two in the bush Episode 33: City of snow
AND DON'T MISS.
EPISODE 29
THE OVERTURE
Leetmaster metool: 7h4/\/I j00. (thank you.)*walks away*
(The screen fades back to the part where we left off.)
Kirby: (jumps out from the collapsed movie) I gotta get out of here! (gets hit in the head by a flying pink ferret muffin) OOF!
Kirby runs off to. well, know where in particular. Anyway as Kirby is running, he nearly gets hit by a big purple blob that zoomed into the sky! The blob turns into a purple 3-eyed smiley face which then zooms down at Kirby. Suddenly, as it's about to hit, a giant pair of hands grab it and drop it in a trash can. This repeats a while until 5 PTESFs(purple three- eye faces)come down and get slapped away. This triggers a stampede of PTESFs to come down and start attacking the hands, which then start punching them madly.
Kirby: For some reason, I feel a need to help them...
Colorb: Kirby! There you are! I was.(notices PTESFs)(eyes shrink and turn red) PURPLE SMILEYS! MUST KILL PURPLE SMILEYS! THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID IN THE TOILET TUBE!
~*fLaShBaCk!~*
(the scene shows colorb as a little kid. He is a lot smaller, and isn't covered in paint splotches. He is sitting in the living room of his house (I'm not describing it because I'm lazy) painting. He is painting purple three-eyed smiley faces( I'll just call them Psmileys). They each plop to the ground and look up at him. Then.)
Psmileys: (Baring sharp pointy teeth) grrrrrrrrrr.
Colorb: Oh crud! (jumps up and runs away. The Psmileys chase after him.)
Colorb is chased all over the house, the evil smileys destroying every in their path. He eventually jumps into the toilet to hide. The smileys flush the toilet, then jump in after him. They all get washed down.
(scene change to inside the pipes. Colorb and all the smileys are all zooming down the pipeline.)
Colorb: Crap, they're gaining!(the smileys catch colorb and start biting him) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
(scene change to Wattchamacallit's house. Wattchamacallit as a kid is washing his horn.(yes, as a kid he has only one horn.) Suddenly, Colorb and the Psmileys erupt out of the faucet.)
Wattchamacallit: Whoa!
Colorb: (Cowering in corner as Psmileys close in on him) KILL THE SMILEYS! KILL THEM!
Wattchamacallit: Okay! (Electricity shoots out of his electrical plug tail and zaps the Psmileys. They turn rainbow-colored, swell up and explode, spraying rainbow-colored paint everywhere)
Colorb: (covered in paint) THANK YOU! Wattchamacallit: Come on, let's get that paint off you.
Narrarator: And so, W&C tried to get the paint off Colorb. However, the paint WOULDN'T COME OFF!
Wattchamacallit: Ah well. Come on, lets get you back to your house. (they go outside and over to Colorb's house and see Colorb's mom and dad talking to a carpenter person)
Carpenter: Okay, your house is all fixed up.
Colorb's mom: Thank you!
Carpenter: Oh, and here's the cost. (hands them a piece of paper)
Colorb's dad: Okay, lets see here-WHA?! $333,666,084?!
Colorb's mom: We don't have that kind of money!
Carpenter: Too bad! You'll just have to live on the streets.(disappears)
(Colorb's house suddenly explodes, and his mom and dad get dragged off by wolves)
~*fLaShBaCk EnDs!*~
Colorb: Because of them, I had to live out on the streets. THEY SHALL PAY! GWAAARRRRGG!!!!!!( starts viciously attacking Psmileys with a laser gun he drew up)KIRBY! HELP ME SMITE THY ENEMIES!
Kirby: Meh, okay. (starts using his MEGA ASSKICKING SUPLEX SKILLS to combat the smileys)
Narrarator: And so, the enraged Colorb and a slightly freaked out Kirby smote the Psmileys until the cows came home and got speared by Leetmaster Metool. Much later. Kirby and Colorb were walking along when suddenly, Colorb disappeared and was replaced by Wattchamacallit. Kirby: (eats a muffin that appeared out of nowhere) Wattchamacallit? What are you doing here?
Wattchamacallit: Chibi ice dragon thought I wasn't getting enough lines.
Narrarator: Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appeared.
Eye of Sauron: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WILL RULE YOU ALL!
Master Hand:(comes flying in and pokes the Eye of Sauron)
Eye of Sauron: OW! (gets poked again) Mommy!! (runs away)
Master Hand: Mwehehehehehehehe! (chases after the Eye of Sauron, poking it all the way.
Kirby: Okay.
Narrarator: And so, after Colorb rejoined Kirby, and many more insane things happening, Kirby and Co. finally found Chibi Ice Dragon.
Me: (Riding a giant squirrel) Wahoo! (giant squirrel disappears) Wha? (the city of insanity begins to disappear) Noooo! My insane place! It's time to insert the really insane thing! (a big internet screen comes up. I type in ting there looking freaked out. Also, their eyes are a lot bigger than usual.
Kirby: WHOA. Colorb: THAT was scary.
Wattchamacallit: I think I just lost 30 IQ points.
Me: I'll be back! (runs off into the sunset)
Me: I think that turned out pretty good!
Audience: Despite being about A MONTH LATE!
Lawyers: Prepare to have the CRAP SUED OUT OF YOU!
Me: Not if I can stop it! I do not own the webpage I told people to go to, Lord of the Rings, Super Smash Bros., Kirby, Eskimo Bob, Jimmy Neutron, The Pokemon movie, or Sonic the hedgehog.*pant,pant,pant*
Lawyers: NOoOooOOOOoooOOOoOO.(shrivel up and die)
Me: O_o
Chapter 2: LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!
I'm so sorry that I took so long to update!
Colorb: Whew. We finally got the fourth wall rebuilt!
(Shows me trapped behind the wall. I stab the wall with a giant icicle. Nothing happens.)
Me: (sulk)
Kirby: So, now what do we do?
Wattchamacallit: Lets burn Tingles remains!
K&C: Yah!! (They start to burn Tingle)
Me: (starts attacking the fourth wall furiously) I WANT TO BURN TINGLE!
Kirby: sorry, no can do! (Roasts a piece of Tingle over the fire and eats it)
Me: (Big sulk)
4 hours later.
They all are asleep. except Chibi ice dragon( that's me, in case you forgot), who is still attacking the wall.
Me: *pant* looks like I'll have to rip off sonic the hedgehog.(curls into a ball and starts charging the spinny zoom attack) *VNVNVNNNNNNNNNN* (zooms at the wall and breaks through it, running over tingles ashes and Wattchamacallit)
Wattchamacallit: OWWWWWW.
K&C: (wake up) wha?
wattchamacallit: Ow.
K&C: Oh.
Kirby: Hey, where's the author?
Colorb: CRAP! HE ESCAPED!
Kirby: Hey, look! Tracks!
Wattchamacallit: (in a college persons voice) They appear to be made by something called a "spinny zoom attack".
Colorb: O_o
Kirby: O_o
Wattchamacallit: (stares at confused faces) never mind. lets just see where the tracks lead, okay? Maybe we'll find the author.
And so our "heroes" followed the tracks and found. Me, struggling to push down a ginormous switch. On the top it says "normal" and at the bottom it says "INSANE MODE!"
Me: stupid switch keeping me from making the story go insane. DIE! (whacks the switch with the skull hammer from the wind waker. the switch starts to fall towards "INSANE MODE!")
K,C,&W: (Hurl themselves at the switch)NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Me: Not so fast, pumpkin bridges!(whacks them aside with BIS(big iron snowflake)
The ginormous switch falls down and lands at "INSANE MODE!"
Suddenly, the land turns into a big flashing place with big buildings and seizure inducing lights. A doll comes up and starts to sing. Also, her head starts to spin.
Kirby: That doesn't seem too insane.
The doll's head spins faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and BOOM it explodes!
Kirby: O.o (runs away, only to run straight into jimmy neutron in a big battle mech. Jimmy starts running backwards at high speed)
Kirby: (clings onto the mech for dear life as Jimmy zooms through a long twisting and spinning tunnel while knocking down stalactites with his hair. They finally come out of the tunnel in the Pokemon movie)
Jimmy: MOOvie FALL in TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
(The Pokemon movie splits in half and falls over)
Suddenly the screen goes black. A little metool walks out to the center of the screen.
Metool: h3110, I 4m 1337/\/\4573r /\/\37001. (Translation: Hello, I am leetmaster metool.)
Crowd: Leetmaster metool?
Leetmaster metool: y34h, f00. I /\/0\/\/ bri/\/g j00 4 c0/\/\3rci41 ph0r. (Yeah, fool. I now bring you a commercial for.)
Eskimo Bob
starring Alfonzo!
Don't Miss one episode in this series!
(okay, so the first 16 suck, but the ones after them are great!)
Episode 7: Eskimo bob takes a bath Episode 13: Wrath of the penguin Episode 15: The arctic food chain Episode 16: The ghost of the avalanche Episode 17: Look! A box! (make sure you click the box at the end) Episode 18: We're Irish! Episode 20: Happy Easter to all, and to all a good night! Episode 21: Follow the moon! Episode 22: How to cook a chicken's goose Episode 24: The importance of changing a pigeon's diaper Episode 25: We're bored Episode 26: Return of the girl Episode 27: A chimp in the jungle is worth two in the arctic Episode 28: Yuck's revenge Episode 30: How the fish stole Christmas from the island of misfit toys Episode 32: A goat in the hand is worth two in the bush Episode 33: City of snow
AND DON'T MISS.
EPISODE 29
THE OVERTURE
Leetmaster metool: 7h4/\/I j00. (thank you.)*walks away*
(The screen fades back to the part where we left off.)
Kirby: (jumps out from the collapsed movie) I gotta get out of here! (gets hit in the head by a flying pink ferret muffin) OOF!
Kirby runs off to. well, know where in particular. Anyway as Kirby is running, he nearly gets hit by a big purple blob that zoomed into the sky! The blob turns into a purple 3-eyed smiley face which then zooms down at Kirby. Suddenly, as it's about to hit, a giant pair of hands grab it and drop it in a trash can. This repeats a while until 5 PTESFs(purple three- eye faces)come down and get slapped away. This triggers a stampede of PTESFs to come down and start attacking the hands, which then start punching them madly.
Kirby: For some reason, I feel a need to help them...
Colorb: Kirby! There you are! I was.(notices PTESFs)(eyes shrink and turn red) PURPLE SMILEYS! MUST KILL PURPLE SMILEYS! THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID IN THE TOILET TUBE!
~*fLaShBaCk!~*
(the scene shows colorb as a little kid. He is a lot smaller, and isn't covered in paint splotches. He is sitting in the living room of his house (I'm not describing it because I'm lazy) painting. He is painting purple three-eyed smiley faces( I'll just call them Psmileys). They each plop to the ground and look up at him. Then.)
Psmileys: (Baring sharp pointy teeth) grrrrrrrrrr.
Colorb: Oh crud! (jumps up and runs away. The Psmileys chase after him.)
Colorb is chased all over the house, the evil smileys destroying every in their path. He eventually jumps into the toilet to hide. The smileys flush the toilet, then jump in after him. They all get washed down.
(scene change to inside the pipes. Colorb and all the smileys are all zooming down the pipeline.)
Colorb: Crap, they're gaining!(the smileys catch colorb and start biting him) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
(scene change to Wattchamacallit's house. Wattchamacallit as a kid is washing his horn.(yes, as a kid he has only one horn.) Suddenly, Colorb and the Psmileys erupt out of the faucet.)
Wattchamacallit: Whoa!
Colorb: (Cowering in corner as Psmileys close in on him) KILL THE SMILEYS! KILL THEM!
Wattchamacallit: Okay! (Electricity shoots out of his electrical plug tail and zaps the Psmileys. They turn rainbow-colored, swell up and explode, spraying rainbow-colored paint everywhere)
Colorb: (covered in paint) THANK YOU! Wattchamacallit: Come on, let's get that paint off you.
Narrarator: And so, W&C tried to get the paint off Colorb. However, the paint WOULDN'T COME OFF!
Wattchamacallit: Ah well. Come on, lets get you back to your house. (they go outside and over to Colorb's house and see Colorb's mom and dad talking to a carpenter person)
Carpenter: Okay, your house is all fixed up.
Colorb's mom: Thank you!
Carpenter: Oh, and here's the cost. (hands them a piece of paper)
Colorb's dad: Okay, lets see here-WHA?! $333,666,084?!
Colorb's mom: We don't have that kind of money!
Carpenter: Too bad! You'll just have to live on the streets.(disappears)
(Colorb's house suddenly explodes, and his mom and dad get dragged off by wolves)
~*fLaShBaCk EnDs!*~
Colorb: Because of them, I had to live out on the streets. THEY SHALL PAY! GWAAARRRRGG!!!!!!( starts viciously attacking Psmileys with a laser gun he drew up)KIRBY! HELP ME SMITE THY ENEMIES!
Kirby: Meh, okay. (starts using his MEGA ASSKICKING SUPLEX SKILLS to combat the smileys)
Narrarator: And so, the enraged Colorb and a slightly freaked out Kirby smote the Psmileys until the cows came home and got speared by Leetmaster Metool. Much later. Kirby and Colorb were walking along when suddenly, Colorb disappeared and was replaced by Wattchamacallit. Kirby: (eats a muffin that appeared out of nowhere) Wattchamacallit? What are you doing here?
Wattchamacallit: Chibi ice dragon thought I wasn't getting enough lines.
Narrarator: Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appeared.
Eye of Sauron: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WILL RULE YOU ALL!
Master Hand:(comes flying in and pokes the Eye of Sauron)
Eye of Sauron: OW! (gets poked again) Mommy!! (runs away)
Master Hand: Mwehehehehehehehe! (chases after the Eye of Sauron, poking it all the way.
Kirby: Okay.
Narrarator: And so, after Colorb rejoined Kirby, and many more insane things happening, Kirby and Co. finally found Chibi Ice Dragon.
Me: (Riding a giant squirrel) Wahoo! (giant squirrel disappears) Wha? (the city of insanity begins to disappear) Noooo! My insane place! It's time to insert the really insane thing! (a big internet screen comes up. I type in ting there looking freaked out. Also, their eyes are a lot bigger than usual.
Kirby: WHOA. Colorb: THAT was scary.
Wattchamacallit: I think I just lost 30 IQ points.
Me: I'll be back! (runs off into the sunset)
Me: I think that turned out pretty good!
Audience: Despite being about A MONTH LATE!
Lawyers: Prepare to have the CRAP SUED OUT OF YOU!
Me: Not if I can stop it! I do not own the webpage I told people to go to, Lord of the Rings, Super Smash Bros., Kirby, Eskimo Bob, Jimmy Neutron, The Pokemon movie, or Sonic the hedgehog.*pant,pant,pant*
Lawyers: NOoOooOOOOoooOOOoOO.(shrivel up and die)
Me: O_o