Everyone except Fred was walking to Mirkwood.
Ron: "LOOK!"
George: "What are you doing here?"
Ron: "The narrator told me to come here."
Harry: "Hi Weasley the Weasel! I'm Potty-Wee-Potter!"
Ron: "Riiiight, anyway, Fred's crying his eyes out saying no one likes him."
George: "Angelina went to the ball with him!"
Hermione: "She thought that was you."
Draco: "What's that?" *pulls a lever *
Lever: "Hahahahahahahahahah! You pulled me!"
Trap door: "Whee! I'm open! Fall in!"
Harry, Hermione, and Draco: *not even near the edge of the trap door* "Okay!" *jump in*
George: "Great. Let's go."
Sirius: "Where?"
George: "To Lorien."
Sirius: "Why?"
George: "To get the new Good Charlotte CD."
Sirius: "Cool."
Ron: "Can I come?"
George: *pushes him down into the trap door* "Yeeeeee-no."
*In the trap door*
Harry:"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHERE'S VOLDYMORT?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Ron: *finally hit's the bottom of the bottomless pit* "Ow."
Skippy-the-squirrel: "Eeep eep cheerp eerp erp perepp."
Draco: "Isn't that irrelevant?"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "Dorm rooms smell like sweat socks."
Skippy-the-squirrel: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! Erep! Peeerrep! Ueeeeerp! Erp erup purep ererep!"
Draco: "That's better."
Ron: "What?"
Draco: "He knows a way out."
Skippy-the-squirrel: *spots Ron* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! ER EPPY EEP EPPETTY! PEERPEES! PEEEIUR! ERP ERPPY EPPY PER!"
Draco: *gasp* "Bad Skippy! Bad!"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "He just cussed you out in squirrelish-"
Hermione: "Squirrelish, the language of love."
Harry: "Uh-uh. It's the language of doves."
Ron: "What?"
Harry: "Look." *takes out a book called: So you want to be a fangirl* "It says right here: If the train leaves at twelve o'clock and the other train leaves at twelve o'clock on the same track, heading straight for each other then squirrelish is actually a language. But if you are in the lair of a giant deadly spider it is the language of love. If you are in the lair of a giant deadly spider and it's right behind you, about to eat you, it's the language of doves. See?"
Ron: "There's not a giant deadly spi-" *gets picked up by a giant deadly spider* "Crud."
*At Hogwarts (this sign was about $50 so praise it.PRAISE IT!)*
Fred: *plotting against George* "No, that isn't right." *crosses out something on a piece of paper* "Aha!"
Katie: "What's that?"
Fred: "I'm plotting to over throw George."
Katie: "Cool, can I help?"
Fred: "Sure."
Katie: *looks at the plan* "We can use my Invisibility Map and the Marauders Cloak!"
Fred: "Riiiight, come on! George's in.Lorien!"
*Where George is*
George: "I think we took a wrong turn in Fangorn."
Sirius: "How can you tell?"
George: "Cause we're in a Cat World."
Sirius: "How do you know that?"
George: *points at a huge flashy sign with a cat on it that says: Welcome to Cat World*
Sirius: "Oh."
Legolas: *walks up* "Is this Rivendale?"
George: "No."
Legolas: "Darn it!" *walks off*
*In the spider pit*
Harry: *big watery puppy-dog eyes* "Fluffy!" *runs toward the spider in slow motion*
Fluffy: *big watery puppy-dog eyes, all 8* "Food!" *runs at Harry in slow motion*
Hermione: "Taking to long!" *presses fast forward on the remote, the buttons obviously stuck because Harry and Fluffy run back and forth* "Argh."
Ron: *Fluffy drops him* "See ya!"
Hermione: "You can't just leave Harry!"
Ron: "Why not?"
Hermione: "He owes me a Good Charlotte CD!"
Draco: *fixes the remote and Fluffy eats Harry*
Ron: "Can we leave him now?"
Hermione: *jumps down Fluffy's throat* "Forward, brave maidens of Norse mythology!"
Draco: *follows* "Come on, Weasley the Weasel!"
Ron: "See ya." *starts to walk off, but Fluffy lunges and swallows him*
*Where George is*
George: "Another wrong turn."
Legolas: "Is this Rivendale?"
George: *points at a sign* "No, this is Riverdale."
Legolas: "Darn it!" *walks off*
Sirius: "Dude!"
Legolas: "What?"
Sirius: "I got a map of Middle Earth."
George: "Why didn't you tell me that?"
Sirius: *shrug*
Legolas: "Where are you going?"
George: "Lorien."
Legolas: "Why?"
Sirius: "Good Charlotte CD."
Legolas: "Don't bother. They're sold out. Rivendale is never sold out."
George: "Come on then. TO RIVERDALE!"
Sirius & Legolas: "RIVENDALE!"
*Lorien*
Katie: "I thought you said George was here."
Fred: "I lied. I just wanted some Swedish Chocolate."
Katie: "But this is Lorien, not Sweden."
Fred: "Yeah, there's that." *walks up to a counter* "I would like some of your best Swedish Chocolate."
Elf: "But this is Lorien."
Fred: "So?"
Elf: "Here's your order."
Fred: "Thanks!"
*Inside Fluffy*
Harry: "Ewwwwwwwww. You can't see anything."
Hermione: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Skippy: "Eepy eep epopee."
Draco: "Ha!"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "Fluffy needs to learn house-keeping."
Skippy: "Epepepepepepepepepe!"
Ron: "Translate."
Draco: "He knows a way out."
Skippy: crunch
Draco: "Ew."
Ron: "What?"
Harry: "You got something on your shoe."
Ron: "What?"
Draco: "You stepped on Skippy."
Skippy's Ghost: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! ER EPPY EEP EPPETTY! PEERPEES! PEEEIUR! ERP ERPPY EPPY PER!"
Ron: "He just cussed me out again, didn't he?"
Draco: "Yep."
*In Rivendale*
Legolas, George and Sirius have cornered Elrond.
Legolas: "Where is it?"
Elrond: "Who's asking?"
George: "Santa's last toy was donated to feeding wolves."
Elrond: "This way."
*In Cat World*
Dog Sergeant: "What are we here for?"
Dog Soldiers: "Kill the Cats!"
Dog Sergeant: "Why should we do this?"
Dog Soldiers: "Their just puffed-up fur balls."
Dog Sergeant: "Why are we in this story?"
Dog Soldiers: "The narrator's living off a sugar rush!"
Cat Sergeant: "What are we here for?"
Cat Soldiers: "To get revenge."
Cat Sergeant: "Why should we do this?"
Cat Soldiers: "Dogs ate our litter boxes." *hopping up and down cause they gotta go*
Cat Sergeant: "Why are we in this story?"
Cat Soldiers: "Cause the narrator hasn't slept in five days and is living off Sprite Remix."
*You know when you drink to much Sprite and you see running water and.*
Fred: *hopping up and down* "I gotta go!"
Katie: "There's a bathroom over there."
Fred: "Never mind."
Katie: "Ew."
*In Rivendale*
George: "Cool."
Sirius: *jumping on couch in a secret room full of CDs* "Whee!"
Legolas: *shuffling through CDs* "Eminem. Shakira. Jimmy Eat World. Good Charlotte. This place rocks."
Sirius: "Put on the Jimmy Eat World!"
Speakers: "It just takes some time."
Sirius: *misses the couch* splat "Ouch.I love this song!" *shakes his butt back and forth*
George: "Disturbing."
*You know how Harry screamed: Where's Voldymort?, yeah, well, here you go.*
*In a karaoke bar*
Voldemort: "Grave digger! When you dig my grave, can you make it shallow, so that I can feel the raaaain."
Judges:*hold up cards* 10, 9.5, 8.9, OUT FOR LUNCH
*Anyway*
*Inside Fluffy*
*At Skippy's Funeral*
Hermione: Sound the bugle now. Play it just for me. As the seasons change Remember how I used to be. Now I can't go on. I can't even start. I've got nothing left. Just an empty heart. I'm a soldier. Wounded so I must give up the fight. There's nothing more for me. Leave me lying here. Or lead me away. Sound the bugle now. Tell them I don't care. There's not a road I know That leads to anywhere. And without a light I fear that I will stumble in the dark. Lay right down and decide Not to go on. Then from on high. Somewhere in the distance. There's a voice that calls:
Remember who you are. If you loose yourself Your courage soon will follow. So be strong tonight. Remember who you are. You're a soldier now. Fighting in a battle To be free once more. Yeah, that's worth fighting for!
Everyone and Skippy's Ghost: *stare*
Hermione: "What?"
*Where George is (don't you love this sign?)*
*In the secret room*
Sirius: "Put on the All-American- Rejects!"
Legolas: *flips through until he finds them* "Here you go!"
Speakers: Days swiftly come and go. I'm dreaming of her. She's seeing other guys. Emotions the stir."
George: "WHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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Ron: "LOOK!"
George: "What are you doing here?"
Ron: "The narrator told me to come here."
Harry: "Hi Weasley the Weasel! I'm Potty-Wee-Potter!"
Ron: "Riiiight, anyway, Fred's crying his eyes out saying no one likes him."
George: "Angelina went to the ball with him!"
Hermione: "She thought that was you."
Draco: "What's that?" *pulls a lever *
Lever: "Hahahahahahahahahah! You pulled me!"
Trap door: "Whee! I'm open! Fall in!"
Harry, Hermione, and Draco: *not even near the edge of the trap door* "Okay!" *jump in*
George: "Great. Let's go."
Sirius: "Where?"
George: "To Lorien."
Sirius: "Why?"
George: "To get the new Good Charlotte CD."
Sirius: "Cool."
Ron: "Can I come?"
George: *pushes him down into the trap door* "Yeeeeee-no."
*In the trap door*
Harry:"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHERE'S VOLDYMORT?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Ron: *finally hit's the bottom of the bottomless pit* "Ow."
Skippy-the-squirrel: "Eeep eep cheerp eerp erp perepp."
Draco: "Isn't that irrelevant?"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "Dorm rooms smell like sweat socks."
Skippy-the-squirrel: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! Erep! Peeerrep! Ueeeeerp! Erp erup purep ererep!"
Draco: "That's better."
Ron: "What?"
Draco: "He knows a way out."
Skippy-the-squirrel: *spots Ron* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! ER EPPY EEP EPPETTY! PEERPEES! PEEEIUR! ERP ERPPY EPPY PER!"
Draco: *gasp* "Bad Skippy! Bad!"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "He just cussed you out in squirrelish-"
Hermione: "Squirrelish, the language of love."
Harry: "Uh-uh. It's the language of doves."
Ron: "What?"
Harry: "Look." *takes out a book called: So you want to be a fangirl* "It says right here: If the train leaves at twelve o'clock and the other train leaves at twelve o'clock on the same track, heading straight for each other then squirrelish is actually a language. But if you are in the lair of a giant deadly spider it is the language of love. If you are in the lair of a giant deadly spider and it's right behind you, about to eat you, it's the language of doves. See?"
Ron: "There's not a giant deadly spi-" *gets picked up by a giant deadly spider* "Crud."
*At Hogwarts (this sign was about $50 so praise it.PRAISE IT!)*
Fred: *plotting against George* "No, that isn't right." *crosses out something on a piece of paper* "Aha!"
Katie: "What's that?"
Fred: "I'm plotting to over throw George."
Katie: "Cool, can I help?"
Fred: "Sure."
Katie: *looks at the plan* "We can use my Invisibility Map and the Marauders Cloak!"
Fred: "Riiiight, come on! George's in.Lorien!"
*Where George is*
George: "I think we took a wrong turn in Fangorn."
Sirius: "How can you tell?"
George: "Cause we're in a Cat World."
Sirius: "How do you know that?"
George: *points at a huge flashy sign with a cat on it that says: Welcome to Cat World*
Sirius: "Oh."
Legolas: *walks up* "Is this Rivendale?"
George: "No."
Legolas: "Darn it!" *walks off*
*In the spider pit*
Harry: *big watery puppy-dog eyes* "Fluffy!" *runs toward the spider in slow motion*
Fluffy: *big watery puppy-dog eyes, all 8* "Food!" *runs at Harry in slow motion*
Hermione: "Taking to long!" *presses fast forward on the remote, the buttons obviously stuck because Harry and Fluffy run back and forth* "Argh."
Ron: *Fluffy drops him* "See ya!"
Hermione: "You can't just leave Harry!"
Ron: "Why not?"
Hermione: "He owes me a Good Charlotte CD!"
Draco: *fixes the remote and Fluffy eats Harry*
Ron: "Can we leave him now?"
Hermione: *jumps down Fluffy's throat* "Forward, brave maidens of Norse mythology!"
Draco: *follows* "Come on, Weasley the Weasel!"
Ron: "See ya." *starts to walk off, but Fluffy lunges and swallows him*
*Where George is*
George: "Another wrong turn."
Legolas: "Is this Rivendale?"
George: *points at a sign* "No, this is Riverdale."
Legolas: "Darn it!" *walks off*
Sirius: "Dude!"
Legolas: "What?"
Sirius: "I got a map of Middle Earth."
George: "Why didn't you tell me that?"
Sirius: *shrug*
Legolas: "Where are you going?"
George: "Lorien."
Legolas: "Why?"
Sirius: "Good Charlotte CD."
Legolas: "Don't bother. They're sold out. Rivendale is never sold out."
George: "Come on then. TO RIVERDALE!"
Sirius & Legolas: "RIVENDALE!"
*Lorien*
Katie: "I thought you said George was here."
Fred: "I lied. I just wanted some Swedish Chocolate."
Katie: "But this is Lorien, not Sweden."
Fred: "Yeah, there's that." *walks up to a counter* "I would like some of your best Swedish Chocolate."
Elf: "But this is Lorien."
Fred: "So?"
Elf: "Here's your order."
Fred: "Thanks!"
*Inside Fluffy*
Harry: "Ewwwwwwwww. You can't see anything."
Hermione: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Skippy: "Eepy eep epopee."
Draco: "Ha!"
Ron: "What'd he say?"
Draco: "Fluffy needs to learn house-keeping."
Skippy: "Epepepepepepepepepe!"
Ron: "Translate."
Draco: "He knows a way out."
Skippy: crunch
Draco: "Ew."
Ron: "What?"
Harry: "You got something on your shoe."
Ron: "What?"
Draco: "You stepped on Skippy."
Skippy's Ghost: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! ER EPPY EEP EPPETTY! PEERPEES! PEEEIUR! ERP ERPPY EPPY PER!"
Ron: "He just cussed me out again, didn't he?"
Draco: "Yep."
*In Rivendale*
Legolas, George and Sirius have cornered Elrond.
Legolas: "Where is it?"
Elrond: "Who's asking?"
George: "Santa's last toy was donated to feeding wolves."
Elrond: "This way."
*In Cat World*
Dog Sergeant: "What are we here for?"
Dog Soldiers: "Kill the Cats!"
Dog Sergeant: "Why should we do this?"
Dog Soldiers: "Their just puffed-up fur balls."
Dog Sergeant: "Why are we in this story?"
Dog Soldiers: "The narrator's living off a sugar rush!"
Cat Sergeant: "What are we here for?"
Cat Soldiers: "To get revenge."
Cat Sergeant: "Why should we do this?"
Cat Soldiers: "Dogs ate our litter boxes." *hopping up and down cause they gotta go*
Cat Sergeant: "Why are we in this story?"
Cat Soldiers: "Cause the narrator hasn't slept in five days and is living off Sprite Remix."
*You know when you drink to much Sprite and you see running water and.*
Fred: *hopping up and down* "I gotta go!"
Katie: "There's a bathroom over there."
Fred: "Never mind."
Katie: "Ew."
*In Rivendale*
George: "Cool."
Sirius: *jumping on couch in a secret room full of CDs* "Whee!"
Legolas: *shuffling through CDs* "Eminem. Shakira. Jimmy Eat World. Good Charlotte. This place rocks."
Sirius: "Put on the Jimmy Eat World!"
Speakers: "It just takes some time."
Sirius: *misses the couch* splat "Ouch.I love this song!" *shakes his butt back and forth*
George: "Disturbing."
*You know how Harry screamed: Where's Voldymort?, yeah, well, here you go.*
*In a karaoke bar*
Voldemort: "Grave digger! When you dig my grave, can you make it shallow, so that I can feel the raaaain."
Judges:*hold up cards* 10, 9.5, 8.9, OUT FOR LUNCH
*Anyway*
*Inside Fluffy*
*At Skippy's Funeral*
Hermione: Sound the bugle now. Play it just for me. As the seasons change Remember how I used to be. Now I can't go on. I can't even start. I've got nothing left. Just an empty heart. I'm a soldier. Wounded so I must give up the fight. There's nothing more for me. Leave me lying here. Or lead me away. Sound the bugle now. Tell them I don't care. There's not a road I know That leads to anywhere. And without a light I fear that I will stumble in the dark. Lay right down and decide Not to go on. Then from on high. Somewhere in the distance. There's a voice that calls:
Remember who you are. If you loose yourself Your courage soon will follow. So be strong tonight. Remember who you are. You're a soldier now. Fighting in a battle To be free once more. Yeah, that's worth fighting for!
Everyone and Skippy's Ghost: *stare*
Hermione: "What?"
*Where George is (don't you love this sign?)*
*In the secret room*
Sirius: "Put on the All-American- Rejects!"
Legolas: *flips through until he finds them* "Here you go!"
Speakers: Days swiftly come and go. I'm dreaming of her. She's seeing other guys. Emotions the stir."
George: "WHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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