Chapter 3: Video game moments
GYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS FIC!!!! I AM NOT WWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (head explodes) Kirby: (sweatdrop) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the games in this chapter. DUR!
GAME: WIND WAKER SCENE: FORSAKEN FORTESS/2ND FLOOR OUTSIDE
(Two barrels are making there way past the Moblin guard to the last staircase. Inside one barrel is me, Chibi ice dragon. Inside the other is a Dark Furret. His name is Ferahgo. He's the person I'm sharing this account with.)
Me: (whispering)okay, he's about to look your way. Stop moving.
Ferahgo: (takes off the barrel and runs towards the staircase.
Me: YOU IDIOT!
Moblin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ferahgo, using his slinky stealthy Furret skills, gets to the staircase without being noticed and runs up. As for me.)
Moblin: (Breaks the barrel I'm hiding under)
Me: Oh crap.
Moblin: ( trumpets an alarm. The Helmaroc King comes flying down and grabs me. He then throws me out to sea.)
Time for a.
SCENE CHANGE! (FLASHING LIGHTS)
To Northern Fairy Island (shows Northern Fairy Island. All is normal until.)
Me: (falls out of the sky) AAAAAAaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAA!!! (slams into the Giant shell, breaking through the top and leaving a neat Chibi ice dragon shaped hole.)
Blue ChuChu: ?
GAME: OCARINA OF TIME PLACE: LON LON RANCH(NIGHTTIME)
Young Link is wandering around Lon Lon ranch killing golden skulltulas, when suddenly, a Guay spots him! (Leetmaster Metool: \/\/h47'5 4 Gu4y?(translation: what's a Guay?) Me: A Guay is one of those stupid crow things from Oot.)
Guay: Heh heh. WARP FACTOR 84! (starts going REALLY fast and dives at Link. He's about to hit and. he hits!)
*WHAM!*
Link: (Totally unhurt) Huh? (looks behind him and sees the Guay slammed into his Hylian shield) .weird.
Me: OKAY, THAT'S IT!
Kirby: What?
Me: I never really thought this chapter out. So since I can't think of anything else to do, I'm going to do this. (Takes a deep breath)
Leetmaster Metool: (Dashes by with a siren on top his helmet blaring) \/\/4R/\/1/\/G! \/\/4R/\/1/\/G! 7074L 1/\/54/\/17Y 4L3R7! (Translation: WARNING! WARNING! TOTAL INSANITY ALERT!)
Me: (With spirally eyes) The world has changed I fear they can no longer do him but I feel it in the ladies if nice smelling in the editing and much petulance will is a smell lost in it for none now Leon who remember it's a great big gigantic pal and pal to all Pal hole if it at seeing that old dumb but you and it at it in the wilderness she is the big and longer to do it but I fear the ladies he gave nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost it for none now and Leon who remember it's a great big gigantic pal in a pal to all passed to a if it had seen the old home .two and it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do it but I fear the he is a room and if regulating to give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost it for none now and lay on your remember to make the at and pal it in a pal to all passed to a give it had been seen the anode old them to end it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but feared the 30th group at the end of regulating to give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight none now and lay on your remember if it to make the at and pal aged up a into the back of the dictate had been seen the anode old them to end it in the little end and it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but feared the 30th group of regulating the give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight.it up at and lay on your remember if it to make the at and pal aged up in and he ate it had been seen the Endo told them to fear it in the little end it added added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but fear the 30th group of regulating the give nice and only in the act and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight it up and lay or your remember hanging it is it to make beef and the room with his or your remember hanging it isn't it into basic beef and the room with Bob then ate her and in a fit forgot to save this visit Mr. nothing ever.
Everyone in Dreamland: O_O (sweatdrop)
Me: And with that, I end this chapter. I'm so so sorry I was so lazy! I'll try to update more often, I swear!
(cricket chirps)
Me: T_T You never really cared whether I updated or not, did you?
The audience nods.
Me:(turns and starts to walk away) Oh well, I understand that (Whips back around and attacks the audience with a giant iron snowflake)DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
GYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS FIC!!!! I AM NOT WWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (head explodes) Kirby: (sweatdrop) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the games in this chapter. DUR!
GAME: WIND WAKER SCENE: FORSAKEN FORTESS/2ND FLOOR OUTSIDE
(Two barrels are making there way past the Moblin guard to the last staircase. Inside one barrel is me, Chibi ice dragon. Inside the other is a Dark Furret. His name is Ferahgo. He's the person I'm sharing this account with.)
Me: (whispering)okay, he's about to look your way. Stop moving.
Ferahgo: (takes off the barrel and runs towards the staircase.
Me: YOU IDIOT!
Moblin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ferahgo, using his slinky stealthy Furret skills, gets to the staircase without being noticed and runs up. As for me.)
Moblin: (Breaks the barrel I'm hiding under)
Me: Oh crap.
Moblin: ( trumpets an alarm. The Helmaroc King comes flying down and grabs me. He then throws me out to sea.)
Time for a.
SCENE CHANGE! (FLASHING LIGHTS)
To Northern Fairy Island (shows Northern Fairy Island. All is normal until.)
Me: (falls out of the sky) AAAAAAaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAA!!! (slams into the Giant shell, breaking through the top and leaving a neat Chibi ice dragon shaped hole.)
Blue ChuChu: ?
GAME: OCARINA OF TIME PLACE: LON LON RANCH(NIGHTTIME)
Young Link is wandering around Lon Lon ranch killing golden skulltulas, when suddenly, a Guay spots him! (Leetmaster Metool: \/\/h47'5 4 Gu4y?(translation: what's a Guay?) Me: A Guay is one of those stupid crow things from Oot.)
Guay: Heh heh. WARP FACTOR 84! (starts going REALLY fast and dives at Link. He's about to hit and. he hits!)
*WHAM!*
Link: (Totally unhurt) Huh? (looks behind him and sees the Guay slammed into his Hylian shield) .weird.
Me: OKAY, THAT'S IT!
Kirby: What?
Me: I never really thought this chapter out. So since I can't think of anything else to do, I'm going to do this. (Takes a deep breath)
Leetmaster Metool: (Dashes by with a siren on top his helmet blaring) \/\/4R/\/1/\/G! \/\/4R/\/1/\/G! 7074L 1/\/54/\/17Y 4L3R7! (Translation: WARNING! WARNING! TOTAL INSANITY ALERT!)
Me: (With spirally eyes) The world has changed I fear they can no longer do him but I feel it in the ladies if nice smelling in the editing and much petulance will is a smell lost in it for none now Leon who remember it's a great big gigantic pal and pal to all Pal hole if it at seeing that old dumb but you and it at it in the wilderness she is the big and longer to do it but I fear the ladies he gave nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost it for none now and Leon who remember it's a great big gigantic pal in a pal to all passed to a if it had seen the old home .two and it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do it but I fear the he is a room and if regulating to give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost it for none now and lay on your remember to make the at and pal it in a pal to all passed to a give it had been seen the anode old them to end it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but feared the 30th group at the end of regulating to give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight none now and lay on your remember if it to make the at and pal aged up a into the back of the dictate had been seen the anode old them to end it in the little end and it added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but feared the 30th group of regulating the give nice and only in the at and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight.it up at and lay on your remember if it to make the at and pal aged up in and he ate it had been seen the Endo told them to fear it in the little end it added added in the wilderness CC is big and longer to do but fear the 30th group of regulating the give nice and only in the act and much potential wind rolled into the smell lost for eight it up and lay or your remember hanging it is it to make beef and the room with his or your remember hanging it isn't it into basic beef and the room with Bob then ate her and in a fit forgot to save this visit Mr. nothing ever.
Everyone in Dreamland: O_O (sweatdrop)
Me: And with that, I end this chapter. I'm so so sorry I was so lazy! I'll try to update more often, I swear!
(cricket chirps)
Me: T_T You never really cared whether I updated or not, did you?
The audience nods.
Me:(turns and starts to walk away) Oh well, I understand that (Whips back around and attacks the audience with a giant iron snowflake)DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!