*In Ancient Rome*

Harry: "Why aren't we inside Fluffy?"

Hermione: *screams* "Run for you pathetic lives! We're in a Gladiator arena!"

Lion: "Growl power baby!"

Draco: *in the stands being glomped by the emperor's daughter* "Help! Help, I'm being glomped by the emperor's daughter!"

Skippy: "Ski.ski.skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.."

Hermione: "Skippy talked!"

Skippy: "Shut up and run!"

Harry: *from inside the lion's stomach* "Go Skippy!"

Skippy: *takes out a TV* "Eat this you mangy cat!" *hits the lion with a TV*

Draco: "Where's Harry?"

Skippy: "THE LION ATE HIM!"

Harry: *roasting marshmallows on a fire* "Look, Mommy!"

Some-lady-in-the-audience-named-Mommy: "Nooo! Don't burn yourself Son!"

A-hairy-fugitive -sitting-next-to-Harry-named-Son: "Huh?"

TV: *turns on playing an evil video that shows horses and scary stuff that kills people*

Lady-on-TV: "Heeeeeelp!"

Announcer voice: "Aaaaand we'll be right back to the movie from The Ring in a few minutes!"

Harry: "Liar! You show more commercials than the Commercial channel!*starts crying* Why do people always lie to me!?!"

TV: *an evil girl comes out and starts killing Harry while screaming* "I know, man!"

Hermione: *dressed like a ring master from a circus show* "That's all for now you metal coated freaks!"