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After encouragement from my only reviewer Zan67, and the idea of add-on by Niome-Chan and her hockey stick threats I have come to create this! *holds up burnt cake* ... o_0 oops. Anyway, I also wrote this! *holds up her newest poem* Wha? WHERE'S MY NEW CHAPTER?! Oh wait... *thinks* I still have to write it, don't I? (Since I have written the author's notes up here , then I haven't written the new chapter until after this.) Oh yes, and sorry for any confusion when the name 'Audrey' appeared in the last chapter. I have fixed and reloaded it , so there's no need to panic... *everyone runs around like a bomb is about to go off* ... -_-;; um.. just review, okay?
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Ruth opened her bright hazel eyes, rubbed them then rolled over and went back to sleep. Today wasn't her favourite holiday, and she liked to sleep in.
"Ruth, wake up," said a voice. She yawned and looked up. It was her nanny.
"G'morning Uncle Quatre," she said, then rolled over again.
"Ruth, it's almost lunch... " Quatre said, sweatdropping. She blinked.
"Okay. " she said, then pulled the blankets over her head. Quatre sighed. It was time to bring in the big guns. After doing so, and Ruth started snoring, he sighed and put them back in their special case labelled: 'The big guns'. He then kneeled at the side of the bed and decided to use the secret weapon and fool proof plan.
"Ruth... Niome wants to see you... " he said quietly. "But I'll just go tell her you're asleep.. ". Quatre wasn't sure at first but identified the flying object moving around the room at high speed as Ruth.
"NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!" she eventually reached the door where Quatre blocked it.
"Get dressed first," he commanded softly. And no one can resist Quatre. Well, no one but Frodo Baggins(LOTR), but that's a different story. The blurry moving speed demon moved to the closet and emerged wearing a mix of Heero's side and Relena's side. A pink, frilly shirt and spandex shorts. Needless to say, she looked adorable. Quatre examined the outfit for a moment, before deciding.
"What is it?" she asked, blinking.
"You need to change your hair. Do you want it like Heero's or Relena's?" he asked, taking out a cell phone to call his stylist. She blinked.
"Er... neither. I actually have an idea though... " she said shyly. He moved in.
"What? Tell uncle Quatre," he said, crouching beside her. She whispered in his ear. He raised an eyebrow, then nodded affirmatively. "Ruth, why did you whisper it?".
"Ever since Christmas, I'm afraid there are still cameras that the reader left behind. Since you can't see them, you never know." Ruth replied. Quatre laughed.
"Silly little one, those don't exist! Or else there would be cameras... in ... my ... bedroom ... " Quatre began to turn red. "TROWA!!!". He suddenly ran off, to warn Trowa.
Ruth blinked. Ruth shrugged. Ruth pulled a cell phone from the baggy pink shirt and called her own stylist.
"NIOME!" she called, running down the stairs. She spotted a shape moving around and instantly glomped it. "Niome, I missed you sooo much!" .
"Errr... your highness... I'm not Niome... " said the little blonde arabian boy. Ruth blinked and got off him to check.
"Niome! Dress up is fun! Wow, that mask looks so real," Ruth said poking the boy's cheek. Dorothy walked in.
"There you are, William! How many times do I have to tell you not to get lost in this place? There's a psycho proclaiming peace around every corner!" Dorothy said, then noticed Ruth. "... who are you, kid? A stow away?". Ruth blinked.
"No... I've never been on a ship before," she said. Dorothy sighed.
"It was just an expression. By the looks of you... you're Relena's secret clone with your hair dyed brown and hazel contact lenses," Dorothy said, examining the little girl.
"But... " Ruth tried to interrupt but realized the older woman wasn't listening.
"No, no. YOU'RE HERE TO ASSASSINATE RELENA WITH YOUR ADORABLE LITTLE FACE!" Dorothy said, picking up Ruth and trying to take the mask off. It came off, but Dorothy was surprised to see the little girl looked exactly the same.
"UNCLE QUATRE!" She yelled.
"And so maybe yaoi fangirls out there have been.... hold on, I'm being called." Quatre said, stopping his explanation to Trowa about the cameras. Using his ultrasensitive hearing for Ruth's location , he discovered she was in the next room. He broke down the door and pointed the gun at the tall woman holding the little girl. Dorothy. "Dorothy, put the girl down."
"Never! I will save Relena from this evil doll!" Dorothy said, holding up the very upset Ruth. "Unguard!". For a random plot twist we zoom in on an epic fencing battle between Dorothy and Quatre with Ruth tied up on a red velvet chair as the prize. The little arabian boy is dressed in a guard's uniform and keeps Ruth from escaping.
"Why are you gonna kill Relena?" he suddenly asked. She sniffled, because she can't talk through the gag.
"Hime mot. Hime her mmotter!" she exclaimed through the gag. He realized it was no use and ungagged her.
"What did you say?" he asked. She blinked once, then took in a large breath.
"DADDY!!!!" she yelled extremely loudly. Heero casually walked past the epic battle and glared at the little boy.
"WHO is responsible for tieing up my DAUGHTER?" he growled menacingly. Will's eyes widened.
"Oops...? ... MOMMA!" he yelled for dear life as Heero held up the child like a disobedient puppy. Dorothy's mother senses kicked in and she fled the epic battle with Quatre to see her son being held up by Heero Yuy.
"HEERO! PUT MY SON DOWN!" she yelled angrily. The power of her extremely bad eyebrows was enough to faze him for a moment. He scowled and dropped the boy.
"Dorothy... I should have known you would be behind this. I know you're a big fan of Relena's but you didn't have to kidnap our daughter," he said, crossing his arms. Dorothy's eyes were as wide as saucers.
"Oh. She's... your daughter? BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD A SON!" she said.
"DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BOY TO YOU?!" he replied.
"NO! SHE BETTER NOT MAKE MY BOY SOFT!" she yelled.
"WELL HE BETTER NOT INFLUENCE HER INTO THAT SPACE CRAZY STUFF!" Heero spat venemously. Dorothy stopped and looked at the empty chair.
"Uuuhh... Heero? Where are our children?" she asked.
~~elsewhere~~
"Hey! Let's play this game, okay? In 'ped hunt' you get to hit people for points!" Ruth said enthusiastically, taking out 'Road Rage' for N64 from the museum's case without setting off the alarm.
"I don't know... wouldn't you rather enjoy that one?" Will said, pointing to the interactive Pikachu game. Ruth frowned.
"You're no fun," she said, but dragged him along anyway.
~~at the Yuy Mansion~~
"Look what your boy has done!" Heero said angrily, pointing at the television. The reporter was standing in front of a museum.
"I'm standing here in front of the most well guarded museum for old technology. It appears someone broke in and has left no trace. All we know is that the culprit or culprits took an N64 gaming system and Roadrash, a popular game from the 90's. " the reporter went on, however Heero turned off the television.
"I'm... so ... proud," Dorothy said, nearly in tears.
"You realize most of the work was probably done by my well trained daughter, right?" he asked. "He only picked out the game,".
"Shut up. I'm sure he was an equally good part of the team!" Dorothy protested.
"Yeah. The one that set off the alarm!" he said.
~~elsewhere~~
"There you are Ruth... who's that?" Quatre asked, pointing. The two children were playing video games in Ruth's play room no.7.
"I don't know. I found him," she replied.
"Do you know where my momma is?" Will suddenly asked.
"WHERE did you find him?" Quatre said.
"... I don't remember... " Ruth said, pausing to think.
"What's your mother's name?" Quatre asked. Will stared at him blankly for a few moments.
"Momma?"he said questioningly.
"You sure look like uncle Quatre," Ruth said.
"I wonder whose child you could be... ? Do YOU know?" Quatre said, suddenly turning on you. Once more you feel the cold chill run down your back when you have been spotted by the anime characters. They look at you expectantly. You decide not to jump so hastily out the window and take out an escape rope you found in Pokemon Silver, and escape the Yuy mansion.
You take the day off to buy Baskin Robin's ice cream, and realize it's New Year's Eve. Having nothing better to do, you head back to the Yuy mansion where everyone is siting merrily around the fireplace. Dorothy is singing Christmas Carols offkey, so you cover your ears until Relena politely gets Dorothy to stop.
Dorothy stands, and begins singing the serenading song she wrote for Relena after these long nine years apart, then Heero gags her and ties her to a chair while clenching an advil bottle. You sigh in relief.
The outer part of the screen becomes fuzzy as loved ones huddle together, Heero glares at Will, sending the famous father signal of 'don't even think about it or I will kill you'. And they count down the New Year.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all look at you and smile.... except Wufei who is drunk and Relena who is running like a coffee freak while Trowa practices his tightrope in the middle of the living room and Niome looks afraid as Harley walks up to her.
"Happy New Year." he said blandly. Niome shivers and tries to step back.
"H-happy New Year Harley... " she said, wanting to run but found she was chained to the couch by Ruth who wanted to watch the romantic scene.
"I will kill you," he said, holding up a gun. Niome screamed, broke the chains and ran home as the rest of the gang joined together for an "awwwwwwwwww" moment. Ruth is nearly in tears.
"It's his first time telling someone he'll kill them.... they grow up so fast!" Ruth said, sniffling. "I hope Niome knows that now she's got to show her feelings by following him across the world." Heero and Duo sit together in a suggestive pose just for the fangirls peering in from the window. They all look at you and smile as they say it together:
"HAPPY NEW YEAR'S FROM THE GUNDAM WING GANG!". (Well, except for Wufei who has passed out on the floor holding an empty bottle of vodka)
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...hmmmmm .... my crazy overaffectionate cat is clawing my back and is perched on my shoulder at the current moment so I can't think much beyond "OWWW!"
Alright... *escape rope is used in the pokemon games to escape from an evil person's lair or a cave, etc.
*Road Rage , I don't know if that's the right name, is a video game where you ride a motorcycle and on 'ped hunt' you are given points for running over pedestrians.
*Interactive pikachu game is that game with the microphone and all you do is talk to Pikachu. It's one of those 'cute' games. I haven't played it myself but I've read about it. I have played road rage though.
*Baskin Robin's is the best place in the world to get ice cream! Haha, and /you/ would know, wouldn't you?
After encouragement from my only reviewer Zan67, and the idea of add-on by Niome-Chan and her hockey stick threats I have come to create this! *holds up burnt cake* ... o_0 oops. Anyway, I also wrote this! *holds up her newest poem* Wha? WHERE'S MY NEW CHAPTER?! Oh wait... *thinks* I still have to write it, don't I? (Since I have written the author's notes up here , then I haven't written the new chapter until after this.) Oh yes, and sorry for any confusion when the name 'Audrey' appeared in the last chapter. I have fixed and reloaded it , so there's no need to panic... *everyone runs around like a bomb is about to go off* ... -_-;; um.. just review, okay?
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Ruth opened her bright hazel eyes, rubbed them then rolled over and went back to sleep. Today wasn't her favourite holiday, and she liked to sleep in.
"Ruth, wake up," said a voice. She yawned and looked up. It was her nanny.
"G'morning Uncle Quatre," she said, then rolled over again.
"Ruth, it's almost lunch... " Quatre said, sweatdropping. She blinked.
"Okay. " she said, then pulled the blankets over her head. Quatre sighed. It was time to bring in the big guns. After doing so, and Ruth started snoring, he sighed and put them back in their special case labelled: 'The big guns'. He then kneeled at the side of the bed and decided to use the secret weapon and fool proof plan.
"Ruth... Niome wants to see you... " he said quietly. "But I'll just go tell her you're asleep.. ". Quatre wasn't sure at first but identified the flying object moving around the room at high speed as Ruth.
"NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!NIOME!" she eventually reached the door where Quatre blocked it.
"Get dressed first," he commanded softly. And no one can resist Quatre. Well, no one but Frodo Baggins(LOTR), but that's a different story. The blurry moving speed demon moved to the closet and emerged wearing a mix of Heero's side and Relena's side. A pink, frilly shirt and spandex shorts. Needless to say, she looked adorable. Quatre examined the outfit for a moment, before deciding.
"What is it?" she asked, blinking.
"You need to change your hair. Do you want it like Heero's or Relena's?" he asked, taking out a cell phone to call his stylist. She blinked.
"Er... neither. I actually have an idea though... " she said shyly. He moved in.
"What? Tell uncle Quatre," he said, crouching beside her. She whispered in his ear. He raised an eyebrow, then nodded affirmatively. "Ruth, why did you whisper it?".
"Ever since Christmas, I'm afraid there are still cameras that the reader left behind. Since you can't see them, you never know." Ruth replied. Quatre laughed.
"Silly little one, those don't exist! Or else there would be cameras... in ... my ... bedroom ... " Quatre began to turn red. "TROWA!!!". He suddenly ran off, to warn Trowa.
Ruth blinked. Ruth shrugged. Ruth pulled a cell phone from the baggy pink shirt and called her own stylist.
"NIOME!" she called, running down the stairs. She spotted a shape moving around and instantly glomped it. "Niome, I missed you sooo much!" .
"Errr... your highness... I'm not Niome... " said the little blonde arabian boy. Ruth blinked and got off him to check.
"Niome! Dress up is fun! Wow, that mask looks so real," Ruth said poking the boy's cheek. Dorothy walked in.
"There you are, William! How many times do I have to tell you not to get lost in this place? There's a psycho proclaiming peace around every corner!" Dorothy said, then noticed Ruth. "... who are you, kid? A stow away?". Ruth blinked.
"No... I've never been on a ship before," she said. Dorothy sighed.
"It was just an expression. By the looks of you... you're Relena's secret clone with your hair dyed brown and hazel contact lenses," Dorothy said, examining the little girl.
"But... " Ruth tried to interrupt but realized the older woman wasn't listening.
"No, no. YOU'RE HERE TO ASSASSINATE RELENA WITH YOUR ADORABLE LITTLE FACE!" Dorothy said, picking up Ruth and trying to take the mask off. It came off, but Dorothy was surprised to see the little girl looked exactly the same.
"UNCLE QUATRE!" She yelled.
"And so maybe yaoi fangirls out there have been.... hold on, I'm being called." Quatre said, stopping his explanation to Trowa about the cameras. Using his ultrasensitive hearing for Ruth's location , he discovered she was in the next room. He broke down the door and pointed the gun at the tall woman holding the little girl. Dorothy. "Dorothy, put the girl down."
"Never! I will save Relena from this evil doll!" Dorothy said, holding up the very upset Ruth. "Unguard!". For a random plot twist we zoom in on an epic fencing battle between Dorothy and Quatre with Ruth tied up on a red velvet chair as the prize. The little arabian boy is dressed in a guard's uniform and keeps Ruth from escaping.
"Why are you gonna kill Relena?" he suddenly asked. She sniffled, because she can't talk through the gag.
"Hime mot. Hime her mmotter!" she exclaimed through the gag. He realized it was no use and ungagged her.
"What did you say?" he asked. She blinked once, then took in a large breath.
"DADDY!!!!" she yelled extremely loudly. Heero casually walked past the epic battle and glared at the little boy.
"WHO is responsible for tieing up my DAUGHTER?" he growled menacingly. Will's eyes widened.
"Oops...? ... MOMMA!" he yelled for dear life as Heero held up the child like a disobedient puppy. Dorothy's mother senses kicked in and she fled the epic battle with Quatre to see her son being held up by Heero Yuy.
"HEERO! PUT MY SON DOWN!" she yelled angrily. The power of her extremely bad eyebrows was enough to faze him for a moment. He scowled and dropped the boy.
"Dorothy... I should have known you would be behind this. I know you're a big fan of Relena's but you didn't have to kidnap our daughter," he said, crossing his arms. Dorothy's eyes were as wide as saucers.
"Oh. She's... your daughter? BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD A SON!" she said.
"DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BOY TO YOU?!" he replied.
"NO! SHE BETTER NOT MAKE MY BOY SOFT!" she yelled.
"WELL HE BETTER NOT INFLUENCE HER INTO THAT SPACE CRAZY STUFF!" Heero spat venemously. Dorothy stopped and looked at the empty chair.
"Uuuhh... Heero? Where are our children?" she asked.
~~elsewhere~~
"Hey! Let's play this game, okay? In 'ped hunt' you get to hit people for points!" Ruth said enthusiastically, taking out 'Road Rage' for N64 from the museum's case without setting off the alarm.
"I don't know... wouldn't you rather enjoy that one?" Will said, pointing to the interactive Pikachu game. Ruth frowned.
"You're no fun," she said, but dragged him along anyway.
~~at the Yuy Mansion~~
"Look what your boy has done!" Heero said angrily, pointing at the television. The reporter was standing in front of a museum.
"I'm standing here in front of the most well guarded museum for old technology. It appears someone broke in and has left no trace. All we know is that the culprit or culprits took an N64 gaming system and Roadrash, a popular game from the 90's. " the reporter went on, however Heero turned off the television.
"I'm... so ... proud," Dorothy said, nearly in tears.
"You realize most of the work was probably done by my well trained daughter, right?" he asked. "He only picked out the game,".
"Shut up. I'm sure he was an equally good part of the team!" Dorothy protested.
"Yeah. The one that set off the alarm!" he said.
~~elsewhere~~
"There you are Ruth... who's that?" Quatre asked, pointing. The two children were playing video games in Ruth's play room no.7.
"I don't know. I found him," she replied.
"Do you know where my momma is?" Will suddenly asked.
"WHERE did you find him?" Quatre said.
"... I don't remember... " Ruth said, pausing to think.
"What's your mother's name?" Quatre asked. Will stared at him blankly for a few moments.
"Momma?"he said questioningly.
"You sure look like uncle Quatre," Ruth said.
"I wonder whose child you could be... ? Do YOU know?" Quatre said, suddenly turning on you. Once more you feel the cold chill run down your back when you have been spotted by the anime characters. They look at you expectantly. You decide not to jump so hastily out the window and take out an escape rope you found in Pokemon Silver, and escape the Yuy mansion.
You take the day off to buy Baskin Robin's ice cream, and realize it's New Year's Eve. Having nothing better to do, you head back to the Yuy mansion where everyone is siting merrily around the fireplace. Dorothy is singing Christmas Carols offkey, so you cover your ears until Relena politely gets Dorothy to stop.
Dorothy stands, and begins singing the serenading song she wrote for Relena after these long nine years apart, then Heero gags her and ties her to a chair while clenching an advil bottle. You sigh in relief.
The outer part of the screen becomes fuzzy as loved ones huddle together, Heero glares at Will, sending the famous father signal of 'don't even think about it or I will kill you'. And they count down the New Year.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all look at you and smile.... except Wufei who is drunk and Relena who is running like a coffee freak while Trowa practices his tightrope in the middle of the living room and Niome looks afraid as Harley walks up to her.
"Happy New Year." he said blandly. Niome shivers and tries to step back.
"H-happy New Year Harley... " she said, wanting to run but found she was chained to the couch by Ruth who wanted to watch the romantic scene.
"I will kill you," he said, holding up a gun. Niome screamed, broke the chains and ran home as the rest of the gang joined together for an "awwwwwwwwww" moment. Ruth is nearly in tears.
"It's his first time telling someone he'll kill them.... they grow up so fast!" Ruth said, sniffling. "I hope Niome knows that now she's got to show her feelings by following him across the world." Heero and Duo sit together in a suggestive pose just for the fangirls peering in from the window. They all look at you and smile as they say it together:
"HAPPY NEW YEAR'S FROM THE GUNDAM WING GANG!". (Well, except for Wufei who has passed out on the floor holding an empty bottle of vodka)
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...hmmmmm .... my crazy overaffectionate cat is clawing my back and is perched on my shoulder at the current moment so I can't think much beyond "OWWW!"
Alright... *escape rope is used in the pokemon games to escape from an evil person's lair or a cave, etc.
*Road Rage , I don't know if that's the right name, is a video game where you ride a motorcycle and on 'ped hunt' you are given points for running over pedestrians.
*Interactive pikachu game is that game with the microphone and all you do is talk to Pikachu. It's one of those 'cute' games. I haven't played it myself but I've read about it. I have played road rage though.
*Baskin Robin's is the best place in the world to get ice cream! Haha, and /you/ would know, wouldn't you?