*Where George Is*
George: *bored* "We need to spice up the story."
Sirius: "Yeah. That last chapter put the story to shame!"
Legolas: *headphones on* "Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love. Can you help me find a way to carry on again? Dreams cast into the sky-"
Sirius: *screaming* "DUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
Legolas: *still got headphones on, switching songs* " OOOOOOOooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooohw! Him and her, life is turned. The day I knew you would leave, I could barely breath! Can you hear me scream- Hey! Who messed with the music?"
George: *swinging earphone plug* "Let's ride forth to yonder stage and singeth the song of sweet goodness."
Sirius and Legolas: ^ ^ "Huh?"
O O
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George: "Let's turn up the volume and rock Middle Earth."
Sirius: "Oh."
*Where Voldemort Is*
Voldemort: *playing hide-and-go-seek with himself* "One, two, three.um.what was it?.Oh yeah! V-o-l-d-e-m-o-r-t! That's how you spell my name teacher!"
Ministry Officer who just happened to be walking by: "You're under arrest for stealing my donut! And all that other stuff nobody cares about."
Voldemort: *hops in the overweight officer's lap* "It's Santa! I want a pony, and an octopus, and a Barbie playhouse, and a Sponge Bob watch, and a Harry Potter pillow, and."
*On a stage*
George: *points to his band: Sirius on drums, Legolas on vocals, Draco on backup vocals and electric guitar, himself on two handed guitar* "We are now known as the Radioactive Rabbits!"
Fangirls.and Harry:*screaming even if they don't even know who the Radioactive Rabbits are* "I love you George!"
Ron and Fred: "Show off."
The Emperor's Daughter from the last chapter: "I love you Draco!"
Lily Evans: *like Sirius, she's sort of a younger version* "I love you Sirius!"
James: *also younger* "Git."
Radioactive Rabbits: *start playing Your Star*
She screams when I'm away. She's been gone before. I worry all the time, Why worry anymore? Now I go away, Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love, You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need, The air I breath. She, now she's all alone. Her eyes they drown in tears. Their love was meant to last. She is blind with fear. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. Leave me be. Now I'm free. Love reflecting everything. You want space. I need you to help me see this through. There she goes. There she goes. There she goes. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. *bow*
Fangirls and Harry: "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Lily and Emperor's Daughter: "We love you!"
ME
Draco and Sirius: *throw a rose*
*Note: I'm someone disguised as an Emperor's daughter*
Ron: "Grrrrrr."
Fred: "Grrrrrrrrrr."
James: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
*It turns out Skippy had been playing the keyboard sooo.*
Jippsy: *an attractive female squirrel* "Go Skippy! Go!"
Skippy: *melts into a puddle*
Jippsy: *puts him in a bucket labeled: Boyfriend #124, and takes him home*
Hermione: "I love you Legolas!"
Legolas: "Not in the obsessive steal your clothes and stalk you kind of way right?"
Hermione: *fingers crossed as she nudges a book called How To Stalk Legolas and some of his clothes under a rock with her foot* "Of course not!"
Legolas: "Will you go out with me?"
Hermione: "Yay!"
Legolas: "By the way, have you seen my shirt?" *doesn't have one on*
Hermione: *glances at the rock, his shirt is poking out* "Nope."
Draco: *walking with the Emperor' Daughter: her name is Khelek* "Will you go out with me?"
Khelek: "Aren't you supposed to be slightly insane?"
Draco: "Well, yes."
Khelek: "Sure!"
Draco: "Yay!"
James: *Talking to Lily* "Will you go out with me?"
Lily: *slaps him* "I had to marry you! Give me one break from your constant nagging! Let me go out with someone who has something in his head besides a picture of a monkey opening a coconut!"
James:*fingers crossed* "That's not all I have in my head!"
Sirius: "Give it up, mate!"
Jack Sparrow: "That's my line!"
Khelek: "Jack!"
Jack: "Coming!" *runs over and everybody starts playing volleyball*
Fred: "I have the pooooower!" *turns into a retarded super zero in a loin cloth*
Everybody: *cover eyes* "It burns!"
Fred: "Oops!" *covers up blushing and runs off*
Hermione: *rolling on the ground laughing* "It's hilarious!"
Legolas: "What?"
Hermione: "The part about that thing."
Legolas: "What thing?"
Harry: "You know, that thing about that thing."
Legolas: "Huh?"
Voldemort: *suddenly there* "That thing!"
Legolas: "WHAT!?!"
George: *pats him on the back* "Let it go, mate."
Hermione: *singing* "That thing, that thing, that thi-I-I-ing!"
A/N: That thing about obsessive following and stealing clothes is why Legolas wouldn't go out with me.
George: *bored* "We need to spice up the story."
Sirius: "Yeah. That last chapter put the story to shame!"
Legolas: *headphones on* "Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love. Can you help me find a way to carry on again? Dreams cast into the sky-"
Sirius: *screaming* "DUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
Legolas: *still got headphones on, switching songs* " OOOOOOOooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooohw! Him and her, life is turned. The day I knew you would leave, I could barely breath! Can you hear me scream- Hey! Who messed with the music?"
George: *swinging earphone plug* "Let's ride forth to yonder stage and singeth the song of sweet goodness."
Sirius and Legolas: ^ ^ "Huh?"
O O
___
George: "Let's turn up the volume and rock Middle Earth."
Sirius: "Oh."
*Where Voldemort Is*
Voldemort: *playing hide-and-go-seek with himself* "One, two, three.um.what was it?.Oh yeah! V-o-l-d-e-m-o-r-t! That's how you spell my name teacher!"
Ministry Officer who just happened to be walking by: "You're under arrest for stealing my donut! And all that other stuff nobody cares about."
Voldemort: *hops in the overweight officer's lap* "It's Santa! I want a pony, and an octopus, and a Barbie playhouse, and a Sponge Bob watch, and a Harry Potter pillow, and."
*On a stage*
George: *points to his band: Sirius on drums, Legolas on vocals, Draco on backup vocals and electric guitar, himself on two handed guitar* "We are now known as the Radioactive Rabbits!"
Fangirls.and Harry:*screaming even if they don't even know who the Radioactive Rabbits are* "I love you George!"
Ron and Fred: "Show off."
The Emperor's Daughter from the last chapter: "I love you Draco!"
Lily Evans: *like Sirius, she's sort of a younger version* "I love you Sirius!"
James: *also younger* "Git."
Radioactive Rabbits: *start playing Your Star*
She screams when I'm away. She's been gone before. I worry all the time, Why worry anymore? Now I go away, Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love, You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need, The air I breath. She, now she's all alone. Her eyes they drown in tears. Their love was meant to last. She is blind with fear. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. Leave me be. Now I'm free. Love reflecting everything. You want space. I need you to help me see this through. There she goes. There she goes. There she goes. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. Now I go away. Now I know, today. I picked out your star. Turned night to day. A simple whisper from your voice, And I fade away. You wish for love. You push me away. Your love for me was everything I need The air I breath. *bow*
Fangirls and Harry: "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Lily and Emperor's Daughter: "We love you!"
ME
Draco and Sirius: *throw a rose*
*Note: I'm someone disguised as an Emperor's daughter*
Ron: "Grrrrrr."
Fred: "Grrrrrrrrrr."
James: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
*It turns out Skippy had been playing the keyboard sooo.*
Jippsy: *an attractive female squirrel* "Go Skippy! Go!"
Skippy: *melts into a puddle*
Jippsy: *puts him in a bucket labeled: Boyfriend #124, and takes him home*
Hermione: "I love you Legolas!"
Legolas: "Not in the obsessive steal your clothes and stalk you kind of way right?"
Hermione: *fingers crossed as she nudges a book called How To Stalk Legolas and some of his clothes under a rock with her foot* "Of course not!"
Legolas: "Will you go out with me?"
Hermione: "Yay!"
Legolas: "By the way, have you seen my shirt?" *doesn't have one on*
Hermione: *glances at the rock, his shirt is poking out* "Nope."
Draco: *walking with the Emperor' Daughter: her name is Khelek* "Will you go out with me?"
Khelek: "Aren't you supposed to be slightly insane?"
Draco: "Well, yes."
Khelek: "Sure!"
Draco: "Yay!"
James: *Talking to Lily* "Will you go out with me?"
Lily: *slaps him* "I had to marry you! Give me one break from your constant nagging! Let me go out with someone who has something in his head besides a picture of a monkey opening a coconut!"
James:*fingers crossed* "That's not all I have in my head!"
Sirius: "Give it up, mate!"
Jack Sparrow: "That's my line!"
Khelek: "Jack!"
Jack: "Coming!" *runs over and everybody starts playing volleyball*
Fred: "I have the pooooower!" *turns into a retarded super zero in a loin cloth*
Everybody: *cover eyes* "It burns!"
Fred: "Oops!" *covers up blushing and runs off*
Hermione: *rolling on the ground laughing* "It's hilarious!"
Legolas: "What?"
Hermione: "The part about that thing."
Legolas: "What thing?"
Harry: "You know, that thing about that thing."
Legolas: "Huh?"
Voldemort: *suddenly there* "That thing!"
Legolas: "WHAT!?!"
George: *pats him on the back* "Let it go, mate."
Hermione: *singing* "That thing, that thing, that thi-I-I-ing!"
A/N: That thing about obsessive following and stealing clothes is why Legolas wouldn't go out with me.