This is an old fic of mine, but I like the humour in it ^_^.
Summary: OMG! What would happen if the writer steph aka yan ryu got sucked into gundam wing? Utter craziness I tells ya!
Warnings: a lot of swearing, hey I'm in it! I swear a lot so sue me ! Also if u r a relena fan, u had better leave, IM NOT!!!Muahahahahahaha!!
Hello Guys;
me: Hello guys! Hows it hanning!
Duo: do you expect us to answer that?
me: NOOOO......(scratches head nervously) It's just a saying, it's not the sort of question you have to answer.
Duo: then why ask it, it sounds a bit stupid to me.
me: Well it sounds a bit stupid to me saying destroyed instead of killed all the time( getting angry)
Duo: Hey! you cant blame us for that it's the stupid editor........anyway.......hi Steph!
me: (falls over )Hey, how come I have to fall over every time something like that happens, it hurts.
Duo: I don't know? Don't ask me, remember!
me: Ah shad'up. (scowls)
*Quatre walks in*
Quatre: oh hi steph, you decided to come after all, I didn't think you'd ever come back after Wufei chased you cause you said his pony tail looks stupid. (laughs)
me: (looks around quickly) He's not about is he?
Quatre: (shakes his head )No, he went to the barbers.
me: Did he take Trowa too?
Duo: Don't start all that again!
me: Fine.....not for a while anyway......heh heh heh.
me:gkjhgluytkauygfliawuegrfubgfliyagdlrutygalsuyfgglfysgduhdghdueggfuggwyeggjwehgfjh................?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Duo + Quatre: HUH?
me: I dunno, I dont know what to write!
Duo: write what?......errr... Don't bother answering, i'll just get a stupid answer.
me: okay!
Quatre:so....er....eeeanyone for a Poké battle?
me: yeah!
Duo: oh alright, just as long as I get jigglypuff.
*later*
me: HA.....my dragonite totally kicks some sprout arse.
Quatre: Awwwww sprouty, you bitch. (gives me an evil)
me: heee heee heeee.
Duo: (sitting in the corner) She totaly creamed my jigglypuff, I spent hours training it.
me:Thats what you get for choosing a really crap Pokémon.
*Heero walks in*
Herro: whatcha guys doooooin'( looks at the screen) ooooooooo Pokémon stadium, let me play winner.
me: But he's losing?
Heero: Not that winner....the winner of the next battle.
me: Ooooooooh( thinks for a second) okay, but don't get all sulky if you lose.
Heero: I wont loose, winner is ny middle name*phycotic laugh time*
Quatre: No, winner is my last name.
Heero: For christ sake shut up you raving queer.
Quatre:What do you mean QUEER.*pouts*
Heero: Oh come on, we all know you've got a picture of matt le'blanc under your pillow.
Quatre:I happen to think he's a very good actor.
Heero:*in a silly girly voice*Oh Matt your sooooooooo sexy.....really.......you think I'm sexy too, oh stop your embarrasing me.
Quatre:You'd better stop that Heero!
me:No don't, this is starting to get interesting!
Heero:*skipping around room*oh look at me I'm Q.u.a.t.r.e. R.a.b.a.r.b.a. W.i.n.n.e.r. and I'm soooooooooooooooo..............GAY!!!!!!
*Quatre lunges at Heero*
Heero:oh no dont hurt me I bruise easily.
me:FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!
Heero:Ha ha ha omae o kurosu.......OMAE O KUROSU!*rolling about on the floor...not like that!*
Duo: Hey I'm not gonna let you guys have all the fun*jumps in*.
Quatre:I'm fed up of being called queer.
Heero:What would you preffer, gay, bent, homosexual......you pick!
Duo:Hey.......let.........go.....of the hair man!
Heero:Ouch.........no pinching.
Quatre:Serves you right............AHHHH, who kicked me?
Me:Dum de Dum(looking at the celling)
*an hour later*(all laying on the floor exausted)
Duo:Well that certainly got rid of all my pent up aggression.
Me:That was fun while it lasted, much better than a Poké battle.
Heero:Shad up, I didn't see you getting involved.
Me:I know, it's alot more fun watching you guys battling it out.
Quatre:Hey.........you started the fight.
Me:what!!!!!!no I never.
Quatre:Oh yes you did, your the one who told them about my picture of matt.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh so you admit you have got a piccy of matt.
Quatre:Noooooooooooo...........oh fuck......you always twist what I say, so it sounds that I'm queer.
Me:You make it too easy for me. *Relena walks in*
Quatre:Why do you always pick on me, why don't you pick on Duo, he looks like a girl too.
Duo:HEY!(looks at Quatre)
Relena:You know what they say about that sort of thing.
Me:Don't you dare!
Relena:You always hurt the one you love.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............you bitch.
Relena:That'll teach you for telling me that Heero dumped me when he didn't.
Quatre:Huh?
Duo:Ah......so thats why, hee hee hee.
Me:Don't you even think that, she's just saying that to get back at me, she's a lying little fucker.
*at this point everyone walks in*
Trowa: What's this, what's going on?
Duo:Steph's got a crush on Quatre!(Giggles like a school girl)
Me:Er, excuse me, but no I don't.
Wufei:Really...!!!
Me:NO I DON'T, Zechs sort you little sister out.
Zechs:Huh......Why, did she reveal your little secret?
Steph:It's not a secret...
Duo:Not know it'aint.
Steph:No......Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......It's not a secret cause its not true!
Relena:She's in denial.
Steph:Fucking shut up you fucking stupid, tart faced, little slag.
Relena:What did you call me.....queer lover.
Quatre:I'm not queer!
Steph:You heard.
Relena:Right that's it BITCH FIGHT.(tries to slap me)
Steph:Oh my god what are you doing?(punches Relena in the face)Thats how you fight.
Duo:Coooooool!
Wufei:Go steph!.Go steph!
Steph:Oh your on my side now are you!
Wufei:Yeah, I've been waiting for someone to sort her out.
Heero:Alright, alright stop all this fighting there's a time and place for all that......
*on the Jerry springer show*
Jerry:So Quatre, you said that all your friends keep saying your gay is that right.
Quatre:Yeah Jerry, I brought them here so that I could prove them wrong.
Jerry:Alright, lets bring out your friends.
*out come Me, Duo, Herro, Trowa, Wufei and Relena, they sit down*
Jerry:Hey there, Quatre tells me that you keep calling him gay am I correct.
Steph:Yeah, so, we're just joshing.
Jerry:I don't think you show him that.
Duo:We only do it cause it's funny.
Quatre:Well I don't think it's funny anymore.
Relena:It's mostly Steph who does it....cause she secretly fancies him.
Steph:Right that's it you !@%$$£*&! ^%&.( Runs at Relena and starts fighting)
*everyone joins in*
Crowd:JERRY! JARRY!JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre:You shouldnt be fighting at all!
Duo:Let.......go.........of........my hair!
Me:£$%^&*!
Relena:"£$£"£$£""£$%%%!
Wufei:GO STEPH!GO STEPH!
Trowa:We need some bullets!
Heero:OMAE O KOROSU.
Me:What the fuck does that mean!
Quatre:Steph........I LOVE YOU!
Steph:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!(stabs Relena)
Heero:RELENA.
Relena:HEERO!!!!!!!!
*Jerry looks on*
Jerry:Well folks I think were going to be here for a while....?????
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…..*Ahem* well that's it, crazy @_@. I use a lot of English slang here so if your confused don't worry about it ^_^