"Party in Gamers"
by Citrus Solution
Last time on "Party in Gamers," Puchiko found a place to hide with Gema. However, Dejiko and Rabi en Rose have teamed up -- one time event only, see it now or see it never o_O; -- to stop microwaves and sanity. How will the two sane-minded... um... thingies make it?!
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After a brief ritual of setting fire to a flowery red bowler hat, Rabi en Rose and Dejiko sat down to discuss plans. After all, every insane organization needs plans.
"So... how will we start?" Rabi en Rose asked.
"First we get the cheese, then we find Gingy and tell everyone that we stole Walmart's newest associate nyo. He'll be useful for a while and then if we're hungry we can eat him nyo, I get the bigger half--" But just then, Hokke-Mirin scurried out and knocked Dejiko over. With an especially loud squeak, she toppled to the ground. Rabi en Rose stared at the delirious look on its face.
"...what's with you? For belonging to Puchiko, you look as if you've lost it. That's odd." She prodded the calico and it hissed and screamed loudly. Rabi en Rose whipped her finger away. "Geez, sorry. I didn't know you'd go nuts if I touched you." She brushed off her dress. "So...?"
But Hokke-Mirin just ignored her and continued to jump about Dejiko's motionless body. She must've been being dramatic again because after a while she got up and swatted it away. "What do you want, nyo?" she said in an annoyed tone of voice. It pointed to the employee's only room, and suddenly, Dejiko understood.
"That's IT!"
After explaining the whole situation to Rabi en Rose, Dejiko concluded, "Hokke-Mirin will be staying with us nyo. It's very useful." And then she added, "Just like Gingy nyo."
"Wait... we're not eating Hokke-Mirin, are we?" Rabi en Rose asked, sweatdropping. Dejiko smacked her.
"NO! I meant that it's USEFUL like Gingy, not TASTY like Gingy nyo!"
"Oh. Got it." Rabi en Rose brushed a strand of loose hair out of her face. "But I still don't get what it told you that got you so riled up. Out with it."
Dejiko cackled evilly. "Hokke-Mirin knows where Puchiko is hiding, nyo."
Rabi en Rose jumped up. "YOU'RE KIDDING! WHERE?!" So, the little catgirl answered.
"The employees only room, nyo."
The Inside was a dull and boring place, but of course that didn't affect people who had their sanity. Puchiko sipped tea while Gema made riceballs.
"Where is Hokke-Mirin nyu?" Puchiko questioned, glancing over at Gema, who shrugged. "Hm. Gone all day long, nyu. Puchiko worries."
All of a sudden, Dejiko and Rabi en Rose kicked open the door. Dejiko's leg was rather short, so it made no contact with the door at all. It was just there for extra effect.
"BADABABABA!" they sang in unison. "I'M LOVIN' IT!"
Puchiko and Gema stared, while Rabi en Rose fretfully kicked Dejiko, muttering about it being the wrong song. They whispered back and forth for a few minutes, then finally, they resumed evilness.
"IT'S ALL INSIDE!" They turned sideways, threw their left arms out, and smiled. Then they went back looking evil-like. Gema made went back to making coffee while muttering "Perfect entrance for so-called 'stars,' eh, gema?"
Puchiko yawned. "What are you doing here, nyu?"
Dejiko grinned. "Your little Hokke-Mirin lead us here. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NORMALITY NYO!"
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Gasp! How will Puchiko and Gema escape? Will Dejiko and Rabi en Rose REALLY conquer the Earth? HOW DID HOKKE-MIRIN GET THAT LOOK PLASTERED ON ITS FACE, ANYWAY?! ...wait. I did that. FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSANELY COMPELLING INSTALLMENT OF "PARTY IN GAMERS"!
by Citrus Solution
Last time on "Party in Gamers," Puchiko found a place to hide with Gema. However, Dejiko and Rabi en Rose have teamed up -- one time event only, see it now or see it never o_O; -- to stop microwaves and sanity. How will the two sane-minded... um... thingies make it?!
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After a brief ritual of setting fire to a flowery red bowler hat, Rabi en Rose and Dejiko sat down to discuss plans. After all, every insane organization needs plans.
"So... how will we start?" Rabi en Rose asked.
"First we get the cheese, then we find Gingy and tell everyone that we stole Walmart's newest associate nyo. He'll be useful for a while and then if we're hungry we can eat him nyo, I get the bigger half--" But just then, Hokke-Mirin scurried out and knocked Dejiko over. With an especially loud squeak, she toppled to the ground. Rabi en Rose stared at the delirious look on its face.
"...what's with you? For belonging to Puchiko, you look as if you've lost it. That's odd." She prodded the calico and it hissed and screamed loudly. Rabi en Rose whipped her finger away. "Geez, sorry. I didn't know you'd go nuts if I touched you." She brushed off her dress. "So...?"
But Hokke-Mirin just ignored her and continued to jump about Dejiko's motionless body. She must've been being dramatic again because after a while she got up and swatted it away. "What do you want, nyo?" she said in an annoyed tone of voice. It pointed to the employee's only room, and suddenly, Dejiko understood.
"That's IT!"
After explaining the whole situation to Rabi en Rose, Dejiko concluded, "Hokke-Mirin will be staying with us nyo. It's very useful." And then she added, "Just like Gingy nyo."
"Wait... we're not eating Hokke-Mirin, are we?" Rabi en Rose asked, sweatdropping. Dejiko smacked her.
"NO! I meant that it's USEFUL like Gingy, not TASTY like Gingy nyo!"
"Oh. Got it." Rabi en Rose brushed a strand of loose hair out of her face. "But I still don't get what it told you that got you so riled up. Out with it."
Dejiko cackled evilly. "Hokke-Mirin knows where Puchiko is hiding, nyo."
Rabi en Rose jumped up. "YOU'RE KIDDING! WHERE?!" So, the little catgirl answered.
"The employees only room, nyo."
The Inside was a dull and boring place, but of course that didn't affect people who had their sanity. Puchiko sipped tea while Gema made riceballs.
"Where is Hokke-Mirin nyu?" Puchiko questioned, glancing over at Gema, who shrugged. "Hm. Gone all day long, nyu. Puchiko worries."
All of a sudden, Dejiko and Rabi en Rose kicked open the door. Dejiko's leg was rather short, so it made no contact with the door at all. It was just there for extra effect.
"BADABABABA!" they sang in unison. "I'M LOVIN' IT!"
Puchiko and Gema stared, while Rabi en Rose fretfully kicked Dejiko, muttering about it being the wrong song. They whispered back and forth for a few minutes, then finally, they resumed evilness.
"IT'S ALL INSIDE!" They turned sideways, threw their left arms out, and smiled. Then they went back looking evil-like. Gema made went back to making coffee while muttering "Perfect entrance for so-called 'stars,' eh, gema?"
Puchiko yawned. "What are you doing here, nyu?"
Dejiko grinned. "Your little Hokke-Mirin lead us here. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NORMALITY NYO!"
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Gasp! How will Puchiko and Gema escape? Will Dejiko and Rabi en Rose REALLY conquer the Earth? HOW DID HOKKE-MIRIN GET THAT LOOK PLASTERED ON ITS FACE, ANYWAY?! ...wait. I did that. FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSANELY COMPELLING INSTALLMENT OF "PARTY IN GAMERS"!