Will and Grace: Fan Fiction
*I don't one these fine specimens…but If I did..muahahahahahahahah *cough* hahahaha*
Plot: Jack is ready to do his new show J24...But he needs a special guest he has the perfect Idea Graces Mom…Watch the action take place. **This is the long one**
*Scene* Wills Office, jack is there he is telling will about his new show..
Jack: so I was thinking If I get a showbiz type person in it might make this a big hit even bigger than before.
Will: well, who are you going to get?
Jack: Well…BOBBIE ADLER.
Will: what are you crazy?
Jack: I'm just not going to tell Grace and when she comes and sees it she'll be shocked but she cant say anything!
Will: that is so evil…I'm actually going to let you do it
Jack: OK!
Will: do you need her details.
Jack: Well, erm…
*Bobbie Adler enters singing cell block tango from Chicago*
Bobbie: *singing* I bet you, you would have done the same. *she kisses jack, then will*
Will: Bobbie, Hi! How are you doing?
Bobbie: I'm doing great you?… are you still gay?
Will: afraid so.
Bobbie: I just want Grace with someone.
Jack: Bobbie We need to go down to the club and get rehearsing it's tonight!
Bobbie: I know honey! don't panic. Oh you queers nothing but panic, Panic, Panic.
*Roll Credits*
*scene* Graces Office.
*Karen is on the phone to a client of Graces*
Karen: Oh well I've got something to tell you!! Your Designs are Crap, No in-fact they are worse than crap I'd rather buy crap than that Stuff!…How dare you, you are some low life who's trying to rip us off. Now Get a life! *slams phone down*
Grace: who was that?
Karen: Ralph Laurens secretary.
Grace: What?!
Karen: no not really. It was some person trying to sell faux fur for $900.
Grace: Karen I need this place tidy for when Will gets here because he's come here to assess this place for some reason.
Karen: sorry, I don't quite understand what you just said… what's that word…tidy??
Grace: Put all your illegal substances in the draw.
Karen: Oh I see…What illegal substances?
Grace: It was a JOKE!
Karen: a what?
Grace: Karen how do you survive on this planet.
*Karen shakes pills at grace*
Karen: These babies.
Grace: Oh!
*will enters*
Karen: Hey!
Grace: so assess me! *laughs and snorts*
Karen: Get out more!
Will: I'm not even going to bother looking I'm going to give you all marks because I'm a lawyer not a assessor.
Karen: Will not doing his job properly! I am shocked.
Will: Karen…Sober.
Karen: No.
Will: Thought not.
Rosario enters.
Rosario: Mrs Karen your facials due at the shop.
Karen: oh great. See ya in four hours grace!!
Grace: ok *confused*
*Jack runs in*
Jack: J24 is now officially GOOD! Its starts at 7pm be there for 6pm. Bye!
*jack runs out*
Will: welcome to the world of random jack.
*End of Scene*
*scene* Backstage of J24. Jack is laying down some rules to Bobbie.
Jack: Ok number one, Don't make eye contact with Will Grace or Karen.
Number two, Don't shadow me
Bobbie: Number 3, I've been in this business longer than you.
End of rules.
Jack: right we've got 3 minutes. Oh what the heck lets start now.
*Jack goes onto the stage*
Jack: Hello everybody and welcome to J24. We have a very special guest tonight. The one, the only Miss Bobbie Adler.
*claps woos*
*in audience*
Grace: What my mother?
To be continued…
*I don't one these fine specimens…but If I did..muahahahahahahahah *cough* hahahaha*
Plot: Jack is ready to do his new show J24...But he needs a special guest he has the perfect Idea Graces Mom…Watch the action take place. **This is the long one**
*Scene* Wills Office, jack is there he is telling will about his new show..
Jack: so I was thinking If I get a showbiz type person in it might make this a big hit even bigger than before.
Will: well, who are you going to get?
Jack: Well…BOBBIE ADLER.
Will: what are you crazy?
Jack: I'm just not going to tell Grace and when she comes and sees it she'll be shocked but she cant say anything!
Will: that is so evil…I'm actually going to let you do it
Jack: OK!
Will: do you need her details.
Jack: Well, erm…
*Bobbie Adler enters singing cell block tango from Chicago*
Bobbie: *singing* I bet you, you would have done the same. *she kisses jack, then will*
Will: Bobbie, Hi! How are you doing?
Bobbie: I'm doing great you?… are you still gay?
Will: afraid so.
Bobbie: I just want Grace with someone.
Jack: Bobbie We need to go down to the club and get rehearsing it's tonight!
Bobbie: I know honey! don't panic. Oh you queers nothing but panic, Panic, Panic.
*Roll Credits*
*scene* Graces Office.
*Karen is on the phone to a client of Graces*
Karen: Oh well I've got something to tell you!! Your Designs are Crap, No in-fact they are worse than crap I'd rather buy crap than that Stuff!…How dare you, you are some low life who's trying to rip us off. Now Get a life! *slams phone down*
Grace: who was that?
Karen: Ralph Laurens secretary.
Grace: What?!
Karen: no not really. It was some person trying to sell faux fur for $900.
Grace: Karen I need this place tidy for when Will gets here because he's come here to assess this place for some reason.
Karen: sorry, I don't quite understand what you just said… what's that word…tidy??
Grace: Put all your illegal substances in the draw.
Karen: Oh I see…What illegal substances?
Grace: It was a JOKE!
Karen: a what?
Grace: Karen how do you survive on this planet.
*Karen shakes pills at grace*
Karen: These babies.
Grace: Oh!
*will enters*
Karen: Hey!
Grace: so assess me! *laughs and snorts*
Karen: Get out more!
Will: I'm not even going to bother looking I'm going to give you all marks because I'm a lawyer not a assessor.
Karen: Will not doing his job properly! I am shocked.
Will: Karen…Sober.
Karen: No.
Will: Thought not.
Rosario enters.
Rosario: Mrs Karen your facials due at the shop.
Karen: oh great. See ya in four hours grace!!
Grace: ok *confused*
*Jack runs in*
Jack: J24 is now officially GOOD! Its starts at 7pm be there for 6pm. Bye!
*jack runs out*
Will: welcome to the world of random jack.
*End of Scene*
*scene* Backstage of J24. Jack is laying down some rules to Bobbie.
Jack: Ok number one, Don't make eye contact with Will Grace or Karen.
Number two, Don't shadow me
Bobbie: Number 3, I've been in this business longer than you.
End of rules.
Jack: right we've got 3 minutes. Oh what the heck lets start now.
*Jack goes onto the stage*
Jack: Hello everybody and welcome to J24. We have a very special guest tonight. The one, the only Miss Bobbie Adler.
*claps woos*
*in audience*
Grace: What my mother?
To be continued…