Part 2

Grace: What? My mother.

Karen: Yes honey isn't it great!! Woo!! C'mon Bobbie!!

Grace: I'm going to get a drink. *she gets one Karen steals it*

Grace: Hey!?

Karen: *confused* err. Hello?

Grace: I'm just going to shut up and watch this show.

Karen: Finally all you do is yap, yap, yap!

*on stage*

Bobbie: Oh look at my beautiful daughter at the back.

*the whole audience turn round and stare at Grace*

Grace: WHAT?

Bobbie: you know she wasn't always that beautiful…She used to have a tight perm.

*The audience roar with laughter*

Karen: *trying to breathe* A.. tie…. Perm… hahahahahaha.



Jack: And you know something else? She has bad fashion sense.

*Silence in the audience*

Bobbie: Lets sing a song *she breaks into cell block tango*

*jack goes to join in and pushes him off the stage and he falls through the silver curtains into back stage*

Bobbie: da da daaa

*Audience Cheer*

Bobbie: I'm sorry that's all we've got time for.

*boo*

Bobbie: but ill give you something to remember me by

*she flashes the audience but you see her back and it goes to Karen will and grace*

Karen: They are firm

Grace: *Yelling* MOM put them away there nearly touching the floor.

Will: OMG! I've gone blind.

Karen: Come on Bobbie that's it you little devil!

Grace: come on were leaving!

*Bobbie chases them*

Bobbie: where are you going?

Grace: I… I wanted to be mad at you but I cant.

Bobbie: what did you think of my little stint then.

Grace: It was