Grace: It was about the only little thing on there.
Bobbie: what do you mean?
Grace: well with you mouth and your boobs. Which by the way one is still on show.
Bobbie: *to boob* Oh Delilah get back in.
Karen: I call mine Delilah as well.
Bobbie: aren't they the most adorable things.
Karen: yes I stroke them every night.
Grace: enough with the boobs.
*Jack walks in*
Jack: why did you push me of the stage.
Bobbie: they wanted a dear not a queer!
Grace: Dear not a queer *snort and laugh*
Bobbie: don't do that.
Grace: I've got an idea, why don't we all go for pizza!
Scene: A pizza place there is a miserable looking waitress.
Waitress: what ya want.
Karen: come closer, closer, closer still *slap* I want a nice attitude shorty greasy spot, spot.
*waitress runs off crying*
*jack gets out a notepad*
Jack: 16!
Grace: what's that?
Karen: It's the amount of people we've made cry.
Jack: your in seven times.
Bobbie: Isn't she so easy to upset.
Grace: no I'm not
Bobbie: yes you are.
Grace: *annoyed* No I'm not
Bobbie: Yes you are!
Grace: *crying* No I'm not…
Bobbie: yes you are, yes you are, YES YOU ARE!!!!
Grace: I'm crying already.
Bobbie: Oh honey I'm sorry.
Jack: 17!
*A new waitress arrives very cheerful*
Waitress: what would you like.
Grace: Oh when we say we are going for pizza we mean were sitting in here in shelter from the rain.
Waitress: Oh like that table over there. Ok that's fine just super!!
*she goes off*
Karen: what was her problem her hunch giving her back ache.
Grace: So mom! How have you been?
Bobbie: you know, singing dancing sleeping aro…
Grace: ok that's enough!!
Jack: will, your not saying much.
Grace: He's in shock from my Moms breasts.
Will: never again Bobbie.
Bobbie: I don't see what the problem is..
Grace: Imagine Grandma Adler flashing at you.
Bobbie: Oh dear you poor people.
Karen: Oh well I've got to go please Stanley, give him some Delilah. Bye!
*she exits*
Jack: actually So have I I've got to right a script. Yes that's it ascript for my….Movie..hmm yes… movie. BYE
Bobbie: Grace can I stay at yours tonight.
Grace: Yes you can, cant she will.
Will: yes but dear god wear a bra.
Bobbie: Ok.
*end of scene*
*Scene*
Graces apartment: 2am Bobbie is singing, big spender.
Bobbie: the minute you walked in the joint.
Grace: mom…mom…MOM
Bobbie: HEY BIG SPENDER.
Grace: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.
Bobbie: what dear?
Grace: Its 2am please stop.
Bobbie: oh I'm sorry dear Its just I cant sleep.
Grace: try trying.
Bobbie: what? don't you like my singing.
Grace: not at 2am!!
Bobbie: ok honey I'll stop.. If you get with Will.
Grace: Gay!
Bobbie: Damn! I'll stop singing then.
Grace: Thank you.
Bobbie: I've got to be up at 9am tomorrow I'm getting the 1st cab back and I'm not coming down for a while… you can make the next visit. I am worn out. I think I'm going to give up this lifestyle. Im getting to old. I'm nearly 60 Grace.
Grace: well if that's how you feel then I back you up all the way.
Bobbie: But…
Grace: NO…I back you all the way!
Bobbie: *kisses grace on head* Night Princess*
Grace: Night Mom.
*they hug*
*Black out*
Scene: graces apartment 4.30 am.
Bobbie: the minute you walked in the joint
Grace: *off screen* MOM
Bobbie: Sorry honey..* whispering* hey big spender spend a little time with me…
**End**
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Bobbie: what do you mean?
Grace: well with you mouth and your boobs. Which by the way one is still on show.
Bobbie: *to boob* Oh Delilah get back in.
Karen: I call mine Delilah as well.
Bobbie: aren't they the most adorable things.
Karen: yes I stroke them every night.
Grace: enough with the boobs.
*Jack walks in*
Jack: why did you push me of the stage.
Bobbie: they wanted a dear not a queer!
Grace: Dear not a queer *snort and laugh*
Bobbie: don't do that.
Grace: I've got an idea, why don't we all go for pizza!
Scene: A pizza place there is a miserable looking waitress.
Waitress: what ya want.
Karen: come closer, closer, closer still *slap* I want a nice attitude shorty greasy spot, spot.
*waitress runs off crying*
*jack gets out a notepad*
Jack: 16!
Grace: what's that?
Karen: It's the amount of people we've made cry.
Jack: your in seven times.
Bobbie: Isn't she so easy to upset.
Grace: no I'm not
Bobbie: yes you are.
Grace: *annoyed* No I'm not
Bobbie: Yes you are!
Grace: *crying* No I'm not…
Bobbie: yes you are, yes you are, YES YOU ARE!!!!
Grace: I'm crying already.
Bobbie: Oh honey I'm sorry.
Jack: 17!
*A new waitress arrives very cheerful*
Waitress: what would you like.
Grace: Oh when we say we are going for pizza we mean were sitting in here in shelter from the rain.
Waitress: Oh like that table over there. Ok that's fine just super!!
*she goes off*
Karen: what was her problem her hunch giving her back ache.
Grace: So mom! How have you been?
Bobbie: you know, singing dancing sleeping aro…
Grace: ok that's enough!!
Jack: will, your not saying much.
Grace: He's in shock from my Moms breasts.
Will: never again Bobbie.
Bobbie: I don't see what the problem is..
Grace: Imagine Grandma Adler flashing at you.
Bobbie: Oh dear you poor people.
Karen: Oh well I've got to go please Stanley, give him some Delilah. Bye!
*she exits*
Jack: actually So have I I've got to right a script. Yes that's it ascript for my….Movie..hmm yes… movie. BYE
Bobbie: Grace can I stay at yours tonight.
Grace: Yes you can, cant she will.
Will: yes but dear god wear a bra.
Bobbie: Ok.
*end of scene*
*Scene*
Graces apartment: 2am Bobbie is singing, big spender.
Bobbie: the minute you walked in the joint.
Grace: mom…mom…MOM
Bobbie: HEY BIG SPENDER.
Grace: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.
Bobbie: what dear?
Grace: Its 2am please stop.
Bobbie: oh I'm sorry dear Its just I cant sleep.
Grace: try trying.
Bobbie: what? don't you like my singing.
Grace: not at 2am!!
Bobbie: ok honey I'll stop.. If you get with Will.
Grace: Gay!
Bobbie: Damn! I'll stop singing then.
Grace: Thank you.
Bobbie: I've got to be up at 9am tomorrow I'm getting the 1st cab back and I'm not coming down for a while… you can make the next visit. I am worn out. I think I'm going to give up this lifestyle. Im getting to old. I'm nearly 60 Grace.
Grace: well if that's how you feel then I back you up all the way.
Bobbie: But…
Grace: NO…I back you all the way!
Bobbie: *kisses grace on head* Night Princess*
Grace: Night Mom.
*they hug*
*Black out*
Scene: graces apartment 4.30 am.
Bobbie: the minute you walked in the joint
Grace: *off screen* MOM
Bobbie: Sorry honey..* whispering* hey big spender spend a little time with me…
**End**
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