The Diary of Legolas:
Disclaimer thingy: Ok, I am not out to rip on legolas, hes one of the greatest (unfortunately fictional) ppl ever, hes totally hot, newayz tho, I do think he looks a bit gay with his long sexy golden blonde hair.. (sorry, I just cant help myself) but he really does look like a bit of a chik. Newayz, back to the disclaimer, I don't own him, ( :'( wahhhhh) or ne other lotr characters or objects. But I do own some rather good pics of sexy legolas. ;)
so newayz, have fun reading, or don't, I don't really care, and feel free to flame, I find them quite amusing really, hehehe.
Hello diary,
Today was fantastic, I, out of all elves was chosen to represent my people on a journey to destroy a ring! I don't know why they want to destroy it, it would look soooo good on me! But they ay its evil or sumthing, but that don't matter! im so damn good I could make it good too! Newayz, I'll be going with 2 other men, Boramir and Aragorn (hes a total babe), 4 hobbits, Merry and Pippin seem a bit close, I hope they don't get to distracted with each other on the journey, a dwarve Gimli, and a Wizard. His name is Gandalf. He should so see my hairdresser, he could turn his tangly beard into a nice goatee. Newayz, until tomorrow, cya, Leggy.
Hello diary.
The journey is going great, except last night, I had to share a blanket with Aragorn, then again, that wasn't so bad *wink wink*. Well, right now it is morning, and we are hiding under some rocks. I'm stuck under one with Gimli next to me, and, OH NO! he farted!! EWWWW. Owell, at least I don't have to worry about farting, my farts smell like roses. Haha, Gimli just said he smelt roses. Well, I have to go now, everyone needs my help to get those two hobbits out of some rock they are stuck in together. From Leggy.
Well, that's about it for now, if u like review, if you don't like review, I really don't give a crap. Newayz, I might right some more if I can b bothered.
Disclaimer thingy: Ok, I am not out to rip on legolas, hes one of the greatest (unfortunately fictional) ppl ever, hes totally hot, newayz tho, I do think he looks a bit gay with his long sexy golden blonde hair.. (sorry, I just cant help myself) but he really does look like a bit of a chik. Newayz, back to the disclaimer, I don't own him, ( :'( wahhhhh) or ne other lotr characters or objects. But I do own some rather good pics of sexy legolas. ;)
so newayz, have fun reading, or don't, I don't really care, and feel free to flame, I find them quite amusing really, hehehe.
Hello diary,
Today was fantastic, I, out of all elves was chosen to represent my people on a journey to destroy a ring! I don't know why they want to destroy it, it would look soooo good on me! But they ay its evil or sumthing, but that don't matter! im so damn good I could make it good too! Newayz, I'll be going with 2 other men, Boramir and Aragorn (hes a total babe), 4 hobbits, Merry and Pippin seem a bit close, I hope they don't get to distracted with each other on the journey, a dwarve Gimli, and a Wizard. His name is Gandalf. He should so see my hairdresser, he could turn his tangly beard into a nice goatee. Newayz, until tomorrow, cya, Leggy.
Hello diary.
The journey is going great, except last night, I had to share a blanket with Aragorn, then again, that wasn't so bad *wink wink*. Well, right now it is morning, and we are hiding under some rocks. I'm stuck under one with Gimli next to me, and, OH NO! he farted!! EWWWW. Owell, at least I don't have to worry about farting, my farts smell like roses. Haha, Gimli just said he smelt roses. Well, I have to go now, everyone needs my help to get those two hobbits out of some rock they are stuck in together. From Leggy.
Well, that's about it for now, if u like review, if you don't like review, I really don't give a crap. Newayz, I might right some more if I can b bothered.