Diary of Legolas
Hello diary
Turns out those two hobbits Merry and Pippin weren't stuck, they just didn't want to come out because they had 'misplaced' their pants. I knew there was something going on between them. I wonder if they were always like this, or traveling with other males for a long time, without a single female around to keep them straight. I would've thought the great Gandalf would've brung at least one female for them. Oh, wait, I think that's why he brought me. And he brought Aragorn for me! Well, I have to go now, Aragorn is calling me. He's got those clever hobbits to sew him some rather nice underwear for me. ;)
From Leggy.
Hello Diary,
This journey is becoming really terrible! I'm running out of my lavender shampoo! I was sure I had more, I think those hobbits got into my bag and took some, when they were high on that weed they are always smoking. But their hair is still really greasy!?
Ok, its now two hours from when I last wrote, and this is becoming an emergency! I had a bathe, and now I have finished all my shampoo! :'(. Whatever shall I do? As I was carrying the hobbits, I noticed they had lavender on their breath, I think they were drinking my shampoo! I will kill them!!!!
Until tomorrow, from Leggy
Ok, I hope ya like, plz R/R, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? *does a puppy dog face*
Hello diary
Turns out those two hobbits Merry and Pippin weren't stuck, they just didn't want to come out because they had 'misplaced' their pants. I knew there was something going on between them. I wonder if they were always like this, or traveling with other males for a long time, without a single female around to keep them straight. I would've thought the great Gandalf would've brung at least one female for them. Oh, wait, I think that's why he brought me. And he brought Aragorn for me! Well, I have to go now, Aragorn is calling me. He's got those clever hobbits to sew him some rather nice underwear for me. ;)
From Leggy.
Hello Diary,
This journey is becoming really terrible! I'm running out of my lavender shampoo! I was sure I had more, I think those hobbits got into my bag and took some, when they were high on that weed they are always smoking. But their hair is still really greasy!?
Ok, its now two hours from when I last wrote, and this is becoming an emergency! I had a bathe, and now I have finished all my shampoo! :'(. Whatever shall I do? As I was carrying the hobbits, I noticed they had lavender on their breath, I think they were drinking my shampoo! I will kill them!!!!
Until tomorrow, from Leggy
Ok, I hope ya like, plz R/R, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? *does a puppy dog face*