Yay number three! But it's still not exactly right. I must write some thing
more childish more um.. more Milo and Otis! Which is a my favorite movie as
a kid so it must have been everyone else's too! When I say Milo an' Otis I
mean the funny dream like in that owls nest you know... or you don't that's
ok! (actions) thoughts [writers note]
Narrator: So Mint like a wacko goes in search of more shard things. She
dragged Rue and Flick along and they walked for three strait days. During
this time there has been pig hard ships and corn lots of corns. NOT the
kind of corn you grow in the field though! The bad ones you grow on your
feet
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Mint: Oh god! Mark my word the world is mine
Rue: (yawn and pant) mint... Three days. Three days of walking why did I even become her stupid body guard I mean the guest room is so drab she has what's his face anyways!
Flick: you mean me! (pops up from under a log)
Rue: how come you can read my mind?
Flick: what I didn't???
Mint: la la la world domination (these past 2 days mint has entirely ignored the boys. She may just be feeling guilty for eating all the food and blaming it on an escaped pig)
Rue: yes you did!
Flick: no I didn't your senile. read your mind indeed!
Rue: whatever (stupid)
Flick: don't call me stupid!
Rue: you just did it again
Flick: hmm.. so I did.
(randomly they all fall down the dream hole of um.. DOOM)
Narrator: behold the dream hole of doom! Yes.. Yes feel the doom. Whoever falls into the hole has really weird ass dreams. [No, this is not a reference to drugs its Milo and Otis]
(Mint's dream)
(mint gets up and stares at a really happy, maybe too happy Christian looking lady)
Way too happy to possibly be human lady: This is Mint these are her two good looking guards. No no adultery in my heart is committed with such thoughts! No... no.. oh well anyways and her hideous sister!
Maya: hay! Why do I look so ugly? (Maya is missing teeth and has a major pimple problem)
Mint: you always look like that pizza face. Oh my god your teeth look like corn. [the kind grown in a field]
Maya: Im hideous (cries uncontrollably but no one cares)
Less so happy but still REALLY happy Christian host lady: ok! Now its time for Mint and Rue to trade SPACES! The new TLC show that everyone watches when nothing else is on!
Tye: yah Im hot
Asian guy: Im a designer for Rue's room (squeezes Tye's butt) my sexual preference is questionable.
Crazy girl: Hay I know I'll bring soup into my room and use that for designing!
Mint: What the hell is this? (stomps the ground in anger) that crazy designer wants to spill soup on the floor
Rue: Its trading spaces.. It's just my guest room looked so drab and all your cheap father would give me was the 2,000 dollars that he found in the couch
Mint: he's so cheap.
Flick: God Damn! 2,000 dollars I wipe my butt with more then that.
Sort of happy Host lady: hay could you please not use the lord's name in vain!
Flick: Whatever stupid Christians
Moderately well mooded Christian host lady: ho! ho! ho! that's fine go to your rooms now..
(Rue's drab guest room Flick is working on pulling up the rug)
Asian guy: Im hoping for hard wood blah blah blah if there is hard wood I'll keep it blah.
Mint: WORK FASTER FLICK! Move it move it move it Flick: um Mint shouldn't you be helping me?
Mint: no why on earth would I do that Im a princess
(Mints room. It was the best of room it was the worst of room... wait what no it was just the best of room)
Crazy Lady: um.. I don't know what to do. Maybe I should make it a rodeo room and fill it with hay.
Maya: great idea
Crazy Lady: I might be able to still find some horse poop in my fathers country stable!
Rue: NO! don't do that! Come on think of another idea that doesn't involve dirty things
Maya: you know I think I have an idea (whispers in the crazy lady's ear)
Crazy Lady: great IDEA! Great Idea! Rue you just can't say no to this one it's so creative.
(Rue's drab room Mint paints a little box with a heart on it)
Mint: I think I'll leave him little notes in this box.
Flick: like what love notes? Don't I get a box?
Mint: Yes and No, Flick you don't even have a room to keep the box in!
Flick: oh yah.. (sniff)
Asian guy: Flick don't cry you don't look as cute when you cry
Mint: ok well back to spicing the room up
Asian guy: yah I want to make it look modern for god sakes it looks like ancient china in here!
Mint: China? Where's that?
Flick: Ah one day Mint I will bring you to my world! And you will see lovely lovely Edo! Where I live!
Mint: Flick stop your mindless prattle! GET TO WORK! LOLLY GAGGER! (Motivational stomp, pause, stomp, stomp, stomp)
(Asian guy gets furniture from Tye. Tye wears a tank top and looks hot. Maya and the crazy lady are hanging pumpkins on the ceiling while Rue's tearing them down)
Rue: She hates pumpkins stop this now she'll die when she sees this
Maya: (ties Rue up) pipe down whitey!
Depressed Christian lady: well the first day is over Mm me an Asian guy had a lot of fun making an out.
Mint: making out she means
Very depressed Christian lady: Oh right I think he's bi
Mint: nm astute observation
Flick: I've been working so hard mint-tea-poo how bout some loving? (hangs all over her)
Mint: how bout no. Im so tired too I did more work then I ever have done in my life.
Flick: she painted a box (collapses on Mint instantly falling asleep)
Mint: whatever..
Extremely depressed Christian lady host: ah.. lets go see what the other group's up to
Rue: mmurff (Rue is tied up and gagged while Maya and the crazy lady paint Mint's room orange)
Maya: it's no different from what Claire did to you.
Crazy lady: Claire Claire! Mer-ha-ha-harg- haaahh that's right I am Claire (pulls off her mask)
Maya: wow that was unexpected
Extremely and Utterly Depressed Christian lady host: If there were a god would he really let Claire back in this fan fic? I think Im atheist
Maya: I saw it coming you were just too happy and easily corrupted..
Claire: NO you're wrong there is a god worship me! (gets really big and destroys the castle)
Mint: Ew I knew you'd screw up my room Rue (kicks him) Rue: mmph (cries)
Maya: ok RueI think its time we call captain pan net (unties Rue)
Rue: thanks guys hu ha hut
Mint: Flick and Tye get in here! (they go to mint's room)
Flick: its Claire (oh yah while they were talking Claire ate the Atheist host)
Rue: How do you know its Claire if you've never met her?
Flick: Not I mean it's an éclair on the ground yummy (eats it)
Mint: HEART (mint holds up her ring)
Rue: WIND (Rue holds up his ring)
Flick: WATER (Flick puts his hand in his pocket)
Tye: FIRE (Tye holds up his ring while the Asian guy puts his hand in Tye's pocket)
Maya: HEART (Maya holds up her ring)
Mint: Im heart
Maya: I mean EARTH (Maya holds up her other ring)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: When our powers combine we make captain pan net
Rue: hold up why is Tye one of the ring-(interrupted by mint)
Mint: Shut the songs playing Captain Pan net he's our hero his going to bring bad room designs and soup down to zero!
Captain Pan net: Hay Pan netteers! Im going to save the day Im blue! (Captain Pan net is blue)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: Gee golly wiz captain pan net you're one cool swinging cat daddy-o! Yowzas like 80's grooving with my love toy bunny disco hop!
Captain Pan net: Yah staying alive (does disco dancing)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: Watch out!
Captain Pan net: Ah! (gets eaten by Claire)
(Mint wakes up in the hole alone)
Mint: what a weird dream ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Yes next time I'll do Rue and Flick's dream
Rue: (yawn and pant) mint... Three days. Three days of walking why did I even become her stupid body guard I mean the guest room is so drab she has what's his face anyways!
Flick: you mean me! (pops up from under a log)
Rue: how come you can read my mind?
Flick: what I didn't???
Mint: la la la world domination (these past 2 days mint has entirely ignored the boys. She may just be feeling guilty for eating all the food and blaming it on an escaped pig)
Rue: yes you did!
Flick: no I didn't your senile. read your mind indeed!
Rue: whatever (stupid)
Flick: don't call me stupid!
Rue: you just did it again
Flick: hmm.. so I did.
(randomly they all fall down the dream hole of um.. DOOM)
Narrator: behold the dream hole of doom! Yes.. Yes feel the doom. Whoever falls into the hole has really weird ass dreams. [No, this is not a reference to drugs its Milo and Otis]
(Mint's dream)
(mint gets up and stares at a really happy, maybe too happy Christian looking lady)
Way too happy to possibly be human lady: This is Mint these are her two good looking guards. No no adultery in my heart is committed with such thoughts! No... no.. oh well anyways and her hideous sister!
Maya: hay! Why do I look so ugly? (Maya is missing teeth and has a major pimple problem)
Mint: you always look like that pizza face. Oh my god your teeth look like corn. [the kind grown in a field]
Maya: Im hideous (cries uncontrollably but no one cares)
Less so happy but still REALLY happy Christian host lady: ok! Now its time for Mint and Rue to trade SPACES! The new TLC show that everyone watches when nothing else is on!
Tye: yah Im hot
Asian guy: Im a designer for Rue's room (squeezes Tye's butt) my sexual preference is questionable.
Crazy girl: Hay I know I'll bring soup into my room and use that for designing!
Mint: What the hell is this? (stomps the ground in anger) that crazy designer wants to spill soup on the floor
Rue: Its trading spaces.. It's just my guest room looked so drab and all your cheap father would give me was the 2,000 dollars that he found in the couch
Mint: he's so cheap.
Flick: God Damn! 2,000 dollars I wipe my butt with more then that.
Sort of happy Host lady: hay could you please not use the lord's name in vain!
Flick: Whatever stupid Christians
Moderately well mooded Christian host lady: ho! ho! ho! that's fine go to your rooms now..
(Rue's drab guest room Flick is working on pulling up the rug)
Asian guy: Im hoping for hard wood blah blah blah if there is hard wood I'll keep it blah.
Mint: WORK FASTER FLICK! Move it move it move it Flick: um Mint shouldn't you be helping me?
Mint: no why on earth would I do that Im a princess
(Mints room. It was the best of room it was the worst of room... wait what no it was just the best of room)
Crazy Lady: um.. I don't know what to do. Maybe I should make it a rodeo room and fill it with hay.
Maya: great idea
Crazy Lady: I might be able to still find some horse poop in my fathers country stable!
Rue: NO! don't do that! Come on think of another idea that doesn't involve dirty things
Maya: you know I think I have an idea (whispers in the crazy lady's ear)
Crazy Lady: great IDEA! Great Idea! Rue you just can't say no to this one it's so creative.
(Rue's drab room Mint paints a little box with a heart on it)
Mint: I think I'll leave him little notes in this box.
Flick: like what love notes? Don't I get a box?
Mint: Yes and No, Flick you don't even have a room to keep the box in!
Flick: oh yah.. (sniff)
Asian guy: Flick don't cry you don't look as cute when you cry
Mint: ok well back to spicing the room up
Asian guy: yah I want to make it look modern for god sakes it looks like ancient china in here!
Mint: China? Where's that?
Flick: Ah one day Mint I will bring you to my world! And you will see lovely lovely Edo! Where I live!
Mint: Flick stop your mindless prattle! GET TO WORK! LOLLY GAGGER! (Motivational stomp, pause, stomp, stomp, stomp)
(Asian guy gets furniture from Tye. Tye wears a tank top and looks hot. Maya and the crazy lady are hanging pumpkins on the ceiling while Rue's tearing them down)
Rue: She hates pumpkins stop this now she'll die when she sees this
Maya: (ties Rue up) pipe down whitey!
Depressed Christian lady: well the first day is over Mm me an Asian guy had a lot of fun making an out.
Mint: making out she means
Very depressed Christian lady: Oh right I think he's bi
Mint: nm astute observation
Flick: I've been working so hard mint-tea-poo how bout some loving? (hangs all over her)
Mint: how bout no. Im so tired too I did more work then I ever have done in my life.
Flick: she painted a box (collapses on Mint instantly falling asleep)
Mint: whatever..
Extremely depressed Christian lady host: ah.. lets go see what the other group's up to
Rue: mmurff (Rue is tied up and gagged while Maya and the crazy lady paint Mint's room orange)
Maya: it's no different from what Claire did to you.
Crazy lady: Claire Claire! Mer-ha-ha-harg- haaahh that's right I am Claire (pulls off her mask)
Maya: wow that was unexpected
Extremely and Utterly Depressed Christian lady host: If there were a god would he really let Claire back in this fan fic? I think Im atheist
Maya: I saw it coming you were just too happy and easily corrupted..
Claire: NO you're wrong there is a god worship me! (gets really big and destroys the castle)
Mint: Ew I knew you'd screw up my room Rue (kicks him) Rue: mmph (cries)
Maya: ok RueI think its time we call captain pan net (unties Rue)
Rue: thanks guys hu ha hut
Mint: Flick and Tye get in here! (they go to mint's room)
Flick: its Claire (oh yah while they were talking Claire ate the Atheist host)
Rue: How do you know its Claire if you've never met her?
Flick: Not I mean it's an éclair on the ground yummy (eats it)
Mint: HEART (mint holds up her ring)
Rue: WIND (Rue holds up his ring)
Flick: WATER (Flick puts his hand in his pocket)
Tye: FIRE (Tye holds up his ring while the Asian guy puts his hand in Tye's pocket)
Maya: HEART (Maya holds up her ring)
Mint: Im heart
Maya: I mean EARTH (Maya holds up her other ring)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: When our powers combine we make captain pan net
Rue: hold up why is Tye one of the ring-(interrupted by mint)
Mint: Shut the songs playing Captain Pan net he's our hero his going to bring bad room designs and soup down to zero!
Captain Pan net: Hay Pan netteers! Im going to save the day Im blue! (Captain Pan net is blue)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: Gee golly wiz captain pan net you're one cool swinging cat daddy-o! Yowzas like 80's grooving with my love toy bunny disco hop!
Captain Pan net: Yah staying alive (does disco dancing)
Mint, Rue, Flick, Tye, and Maya: Watch out!
Captain Pan net: Ah! (gets eaten by Claire)
(Mint wakes up in the hole alone)
Mint: what a weird dream ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Yes next time I'll do Rue and Flick's dream