Title: None Yet
Author: Taji
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, and if you try to sue me I'll
destroy the world. Really. (runs away and hides.)
CHAPTER ONE:
The director looks around the set and smiles to himself. Everything
was going according to plan.
Director: Ok, everyone get on the set!
[Shock! Reverse Blade Broken!] TAKE ONE!
...The tip of Kenshin's sword flies off and clatters to the ground.
Kenshin: 0.0
Soujiro: Well, I'll see you in Kyoto, Mr. Himura!
Soujiro begins to walk off the set, smiling, as Saitou and Misao
watch. Kenshin twitches strangely as he looks at his broken sword.
Suddenly, he grabs the director's chair from off the set and attacks
Soujiro with it.
Kenshin: MY SWORD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO IT, YOU FIEND! YOU'LL PAY, THAT YOU
WILLLLL!!!!
He jumps up in the air and tries to slam the lightweight foldable
chair down on Soujiro's head. Soujiro runs away, screaming.
Soujiro: AHHHHHH!!!! THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!
Director: CUT! CUT!
Kenshin: I can't cut with a BROKEN SWORD! COME BACK HERE, YOU! NOT SMILING
NOW, ARE YOU?!?
Director: No! Stop the show! Stop it, both of you!
Saitou:..0.o
Misao: ...Woah..Didn't see that coming.
Saitou: Yeah..So, what did you do this summer?
Misao: Nothing really, what about you?
Saitou: (looks smug) I went to Disney World.
Misao: So? I went last year.
Sanosuke walks up, ignoring Kenshin, who is still chasing Soujiro,
and the screaming director.
Sano: Well, I went to Six Flags.
Saitou: Disney World's better.
Aoshi strolls over to the group, calmly ignoring the chaos around
him, and stands next to Misao.
Misao: Yeah, Disney World is way cooler than Six Flags! .Oh, hi Aoshi,
what's up?
Aoshi: ...
Sano: No way! Six Flags rules!
Saitou: No, Disney World!
Sano: Six Flags!
Saitou & Misao: DISNEY WORLD!
Sano: SIX FLAGS!
Saitou and Misao: DISNEY WORLD!
Aoshi watches for a few more minutes, looking from Sanosuke to Saitou
to Misao. Suddenly he bursts into tears.
Aoshi: JUST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK DOESN'T MEAN YOU
HAVE TO RUB IT IN!
He runs to his trailer, crying.
Misao: Wow....He's pretty upset....
Sanosuke:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..?
Misao & Saitou: (blink at his extremely long and pointless sentence word
thingy.)
Saitou: I know! Let's pick daisies for him!
Sano: Ok!
Misao: Sounds good to me!
Saitou, Misao, and Sanosuke skip off to find some daisies.
brThe director snatches his chair from Kenshin's hands and grabs
him to keep him from attacking Soujiro as Kaoru, Yahiko, Megumi, Shishio,
and Yumi come in to watch, sipping coffee. Soujiro hides behind Hiko as he
strides in behind the others.
Kenshin: He broke my sword, Miss Kaoru!!!!
Kaoru: I SAY WE KILL HIM!
Kenshin: (grumbles) I've been trying to do that, but the director won't let
me....
Director: Kenshin, calm down.Did you have any sugar today?
Kenshin: (twitches) ..Sugar? No....of course...not..no sugar..
Hiko: Not unless you count the hundreds of bags he keeps ordering from the
sugar company...
Kenshin: You're not supposed to know about that! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW
ABOUT THAT! NO ONE!!!!
brMegumi: Caffeine..caffeine good...must have more caffeine....(grabs
another cup of coffee.)
Yahiko: Hey, Shishio....
Shishio: (smiles warmly at him) Yes, dear child?
Yahiko: You got any of those cookies left?
Shishio: No, but today I made BROWNIES!
Kenshin: Brownies? With....with sugar in them?!?
Shishio: Of course! (holds up a huge plate of brownies)
Kenshin: YAY! (gorges himself on brownies)
Kaoru, Megumi, Yahiko, Yumi, and Hiko help themselves to the
brownies, being careful not to get in Kenshin's way. Soujiro whimpers and
hides behind a plant. The director sighs and wonders why he has to work
with these people.
Director: (to Hiko) Is all that sugar good for him?
Hiko: Is all that sake good for me?
Kaoru, Megumi, Yahiko, Shishio, Yumi, Soujiro: No.
Hiko: There you have it.
Director: Have what?
Hiko: The lost city of Atlantis.
Director: You're not making sense.
Hiko: Damn it! That no good apprentice forgot to take his sword for a walk!
How is it supposed to get any exercise if it's always cooped up like
that?!?
Kaoru: I think he's had too much sake.....
Hiko suddenly takes out his sword and performs the final attack of
the Hiten Mitsurugi Style on the nearest person-the camera guy.
Yumi: ....Definitely too much sake....
Camera Guy: Arrggghh...it burns...
Shishio: (glares) How do you think I feel?!?
Megumi: Hey....I'M A DOCTOR!
Megumi rushes over and checks the Camera Guy's injuries, then
produces bandages out of thin air and bandages the wounds. She then throws
him out the window.
Megumi: BYE BYE!
Director: What--? What did you do that for?!?
Megumi: Umm...I dunno....(grabs another cup of coffee)
Must...have.....CAFFEINE!
Soujiro: Can I come out now?
brTO BE CONTINUED......(if you want me to continue it...)
brTaji: How do you like it? Umm.I know they're all really out of
character, but.
Aoshi: What do you mean, out of character? I WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
Sano: Why not Six Flags?!? DOES ANYONE HERE LIKE SIX FLAGS????
Megumi: I like Six Flags.it's almost as good as coffee! (grabs another cup
of coffee.)
Yahiko: Don't you think you've had enough coffee?
Megumi: What? It's only my 299,345,668,567,478th cup!
Hiko: And my stupid apprentice forgot to feed his sword, too! DOES HE WANT
IT TO DIE OR SOMETHING?!?
All except Hiko: 0.o
Taji: Er..thanks for reading..If I get like..3 reviews or something..I'll
continue it...And yes, I know the format stinks, but I'm new to ff.net SO
JUST GIMME A CHANCE, WILL YA??? *runs away crying.*
Author: Taji
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, and if you try to sue me I'll
destroy the world. Really. (runs away and hides.)
CHAPTER ONE:
The director looks around the set and smiles to himself. Everything
was going according to plan.
Director: Ok, everyone get on the set!
[Shock! Reverse Blade Broken!] TAKE ONE!
...The tip of Kenshin's sword flies off and clatters to the ground.
Kenshin: 0.0
Soujiro: Well, I'll see you in Kyoto, Mr. Himura!
Soujiro begins to walk off the set, smiling, as Saitou and Misao
watch. Kenshin twitches strangely as he looks at his broken sword.
Suddenly, he grabs the director's chair from off the set and attacks
Soujiro with it.
Kenshin: MY SWORD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO IT, YOU FIEND! YOU'LL PAY, THAT YOU
WILLLLL!!!!
He jumps up in the air and tries to slam the lightweight foldable
chair down on Soujiro's head. Soujiro runs away, screaming.
Soujiro: AHHHHHH!!!! THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!
Director: CUT! CUT!
Kenshin: I can't cut with a BROKEN SWORD! COME BACK HERE, YOU! NOT SMILING
NOW, ARE YOU?!?
Director: No! Stop the show! Stop it, both of you!
Saitou:..0.o
Misao: ...Woah..Didn't see that coming.
Saitou: Yeah..So, what did you do this summer?
Misao: Nothing really, what about you?
Saitou: (looks smug) I went to Disney World.
Misao: So? I went last year.
Sanosuke walks up, ignoring Kenshin, who is still chasing Soujiro,
and the screaming director.
Sano: Well, I went to Six Flags.
Saitou: Disney World's better.
Aoshi strolls over to the group, calmly ignoring the chaos around
him, and stands next to Misao.
Misao: Yeah, Disney World is way cooler than Six Flags! .Oh, hi Aoshi,
what's up?
Aoshi: ...
Sano: No way! Six Flags rules!
Saitou: No, Disney World!
Sano: Six Flags!
Saitou & Misao: DISNEY WORLD!
Sano: SIX FLAGS!
Saitou and Misao: DISNEY WORLD!
Aoshi watches for a few more minutes, looking from Sanosuke to Saitou
to Misao. Suddenly he bursts into tears.
Aoshi: JUST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK DOESN'T MEAN YOU
HAVE TO RUB IT IN!
He runs to his trailer, crying.
Misao: Wow....He's pretty upset....
Sanosuke:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..?
Misao & Saitou: (blink at his extremely long and pointless sentence word
thingy.)
Saitou: I know! Let's pick daisies for him!
Sano: Ok!
Misao: Sounds good to me!
Saitou, Misao, and Sanosuke skip off to find some daisies.
brThe director snatches his chair from Kenshin's hands and grabs
him to keep him from attacking Soujiro as Kaoru, Yahiko, Megumi, Shishio,
and Yumi come in to watch, sipping coffee. Soujiro hides behind Hiko as he
strides in behind the others.
Kenshin: He broke my sword, Miss Kaoru!!!!
Kaoru: I SAY WE KILL HIM!
Kenshin: (grumbles) I've been trying to do that, but the director won't let
me....
Director: Kenshin, calm down.Did you have any sugar today?
Kenshin: (twitches) ..Sugar? No....of course...not..no sugar..
Hiko: Not unless you count the hundreds of bags he keeps ordering from the
sugar company...
Kenshin: You're not supposed to know about that! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW
ABOUT THAT! NO ONE!!!!
brMegumi: Caffeine..caffeine good...must have more caffeine....(grabs
another cup of coffee.)
Yahiko: Hey, Shishio....
Shishio: (smiles warmly at him) Yes, dear child?
Yahiko: You got any of those cookies left?
Shishio: No, but today I made BROWNIES!
Kenshin: Brownies? With....with sugar in them?!?
Shishio: Of course! (holds up a huge plate of brownies)
Kenshin: YAY! (gorges himself on brownies)
Kaoru, Megumi, Yahiko, Yumi, and Hiko help themselves to the
brownies, being careful not to get in Kenshin's way. Soujiro whimpers and
hides behind a plant. The director sighs and wonders why he has to work
with these people.
Director: (to Hiko) Is all that sugar good for him?
Hiko: Is all that sake good for me?
Kaoru, Megumi, Yahiko, Shishio, Yumi, Soujiro: No.
Hiko: There you have it.
Director: Have what?
Hiko: The lost city of Atlantis.
Director: You're not making sense.
Hiko: Damn it! That no good apprentice forgot to take his sword for a walk!
How is it supposed to get any exercise if it's always cooped up like
that?!?
Kaoru: I think he's had too much sake.....
Hiko suddenly takes out his sword and performs the final attack of
the Hiten Mitsurugi Style on the nearest person-the camera guy.
Yumi: ....Definitely too much sake....
Camera Guy: Arrggghh...it burns...
Shishio: (glares) How do you think I feel?!?
Megumi: Hey....I'M A DOCTOR!
Megumi rushes over and checks the Camera Guy's injuries, then
produces bandages out of thin air and bandages the wounds. She then throws
him out the window.
Megumi: BYE BYE!
Director: What--? What did you do that for?!?
Megumi: Umm...I dunno....(grabs another cup of coffee)
Must...have.....CAFFEINE!
Soujiro: Can I come out now?
brTO BE CONTINUED......(if you want me to continue it...)
brTaji: How do you like it? Umm.I know they're all really out of
character, but.
Aoshi: What do you mean, out of character? I WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
Sano: Why not Six Flags?!? DOES ANYONE HERE LIKE SIX FLAGS????
Megumi: I like Six Flags.it's almost as good as coffee! (grabs another cup
of coffee.)
Yahiko: Don't you think you've had enough coffee?
Megumi: What? It's only my 299,345,668,567,478th cup!
Hiko: And my stupid apprentice forgot to feed his sword, too! DOES HE WANT
IT TO DIE OR SOMETHING?!?
All except Hiko: 0.o
Taji: Er..thanks for reading..If I get like..3 reviews or something..I'll
continue it...And yes, I know the format stinks, but I'm new to ff.net SO
JUST GIMME A CHANCE, WILL YA??? *runs away crying.*