Taji: Thanks for the reviews, everyone! ^_^ Really, thank you! I LOVE YOU
ALL!
*sobs hysterically and hugs all the reviewers.*
Chapter Two:
It's the day after the filming of "Shock! Reverse Blade Sword
Broken!" (A/N: or whatever it's called....). Kenshin is walking on the
boardwalk by himself, happily licking an ice cream cone.
Kenshin: ^_^ Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar! Yay!
Suddenly, Kaoru runs up to him, clutching a piece of paper in her
hand.
Kaoru: KENSHIN! You gotta see this! (holds the paper in front of his face.)
Kenshin: (gives her a weird look) It's just a blank piece of paper.
Kaoru: I KNOW! ISN'T IT AWESOME?!? ^_^
Kenshin: o.o (stares at her)
Kaoru: What? What is it?
Kenshin: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME AWAY
FROM MY SUGAR! WELL, IT WON'T WORK!!!!! (runs away, clutching his ice cream
cone protectively.)
Kaoru: O.O WHAT?!? NO! COME BACK!!!!! (chases after him, waving the piece
of paper in the air.) POWER TO THE PAPER!!!!!!!
.......Meanwhile, Aoshi sits in his trailer with the door locked, sobbing
hysterically. Just like he had been doing all day yesterday.
Aoshi: THEY J-JUST D-DON'T UNDERSTAND!
He looks up, hearing someone knock on his door.
Aoshi: Who's there? (dries his eyes quickly)
Misao: It's me and Sano and Saitou! We brought something to make you feel
better!
Aoshi: ^_^ (thinking) YAAAAY! THEY DO CARE! (opens the door.)
Sanosuke: We got you some DAISIES!
Saitou: (holds out the daisies, which are in a small glass vase, beaming at
Aoshi.) See? Aren't they so pretty?!? I just LOVE daisies! (starts to sing
and dance) Daisies, daisies, how I love you! Daisies, daisies, you ate my
shoe!
Misao: ^_^ Yay! Words!
Aoshi: (his eyes brim with tears of joy) OH, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS!
Sano: YAY! GROUP HUG!
All: (hug each other) ^_^
Misao: (suddenly glares at them all.) Remember, we never had this
conversation.
A black convertible pulls up. When Misao hops in, it transforms into a jet
and flies away.
Back at the studio, Megumi is twitching violently, sitting at the table
with Yahiko, Shishio, Yumi, Soujiro, and Hiko.
Megumi: O.O MUST...HAVE....MORE...COFFEE!
Yahiko: Megumi? Why are your eyes all big and red and weird like that?
Megumi: Shut up you selfish little brat, and get me some coffee!!!!!!
Yahiko: (looks cheerfully around at everyone) She's right, you know! I'm
just a selfish little kid who can't do anything! ...Except blackmail
people..and..get..rich...Um...I'll go get that coffee, then!
Shishio: (muttering to himself) That stupid redhead...he ate all my sugar,
every last piece....Now I can't make baked goods....damn him, DAMN HIM!
Yumi: (blinks at him and edges away slightly) You know, you could just use
one of those sugar substitute things.
Shishio: (glares at her) WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! I SHALL
HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU! (starts muttering again) ...You and that stupid
redhead....oh yes, revenge is good...very good...
Soujiro: (stands frozen with fear, staring at his chair.) Is it all right
if I sit on the floor...? I've had this....thing....about chairs.....ever
since Himura...Well, you know....
Shishio: (smiles at him) Why of course, my dear friend! In fact, let us
both sit under the table and discuss...certain...things...
(muttering) Revenge....must plot revenge....
Soujiro and Shishio sit under the table, discussing something quietly.
Occasionally, insane laughter can be heard.
Hiko gulps down his eighth glass of sake.
Hiko: (talking to himself) I don't care what they say, I DO NOT have a
drinking problem...
Yahiko: (returns with forty cups of coffee and shrugs at Hiko.) Sure looks
like it to me. (hands Megumi the coffee.)
Megumi: Heh....you have problems...(drinks all forty cups and starts
twitching again.) COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! I MUST SPREAD THE WORD OF THE
WONDERFUL COFFEE TO ALL WHO ARE WITHIN TEN MILES OF THIS STUDIO! (runs out
of the studio, screaming something about "wonderful coffee".)
Yahiko: Yes! Blackmail! (grabs a video camera and runs after Megumi.)
Yumi: o.0 (looks at Hiko, who is drinking his 862nd glass of sake.)
Hiko...I think that's enough...
Hiko: I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! (collapses on the table.)
A tiny action figure of Kenshin runs onto the table, waving its arms
frantically and in obvious distress. Yumi stares at it as it acts out what
it's trying to say.
Yumi: OHHHHH! I get it! Kenshin's stuck in a well! Wait a
minute....Kenshin's stuck in a well?!?
Kenshin Action Figure: (Nods vigorously and runs off to show Yumi the way.)
Yumi: (follows in, running as fast as she can.)
Kenshin sits at the bottom of a well, looking up at Kaoru, who is
still clutching her piece of paper.
Kaoru: DON'T WORRY, KENSHIN! I SENT ONE OF MY KENSHIN ACTION FIGURES TO GET
HELP!
Kenshin: Thank you! Wait a minute...you have action figures of me?
Kaoru: Yep! So, you wanna see the paper again?
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SUGAR! (devours ice cream)
Wait...NOW I NEED MORE SUGAR! (starts to run around in circles
frantically.)
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Taji: The format's a little better...please R&R! Death threats are welcome!
^_^
Kenshin: SUGAR! MUST HAVE SUGAR! (continues to run around in circles,
screaming about sugar)
Taji: I SAID 'TO BE CONTINUED'!
ALL!
*sobs hysterically and hugs all the reviewers.*
Chapter Two:
It's the day after the filming of "Shock! Reverse Blade Sword
Broken!" (A/N: or whatever it's called....). Kenshin is walking on the
boardwalk by himself, happily licking an ice cream cone.
Kenshin: ^_^ Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar! Yay!
Suddenly, Kaoru runs up to him, clutching a piece of paper in her
hand.
Kaoru: KENSHIN! You gotta see this! (holds the paper in front of his face.)
Kenshin: (gives her a weird look) It's just a blank piece of paper.
Kaoru: I KNOW! ISN'T IT AWESOME?!? ^_^
Kenshin: o.o (stares at her)
Kaoru: What? What is it?
Kenshin: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME AWAY
FROM MY SUGAR! WELL, IT WON'T WORK!!!!! (runs away, clutching his ice cream
cone protectively.)
Kaoru: O.O WHAT?!? NO! COME BACK!!!!! (chases after him, waving the piece
of paper in the air.) POWER TO THE PAPER!!!!!!!
.......Meanwhile, Aoshi sits in his trailer with the door locked, sobbing
hysterically. Just like he had been doing all day yesterday.
Aoshi: THEY J-JUST D-DON'T UNDERSTAND!
He looks up, hearing someone knock on his door.
Aoshi: Who's there? (dries his eyes quickly)
Misao: It's me and Sano and Saitou! We brought something to make you feel
better!
Aoshi: ^_^ (thinking) YAAAAY! THEY DO CARE! (opens the door.)
Sanosuke: We got you some DAISIES!
Saitou: (holds out the daisies, which are in a small glass vase, beaming at
Aoshi.) See? Aren't they so pretty?!? I just LOVE daisies! (starts to sing
and dance) Daisies, daisies, how I love you! Daisies, daisies, you ate my
shoe!
Misao: ^_^ Yay! Words!
Aoshi: (his eyes brim with tears of joy) OH, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS!
Sano: YAY! GROUP HUG!
All: (hug each other) ^_^
Misao: (suddenly glares at them all.) Remember, we never had this
conversation.
A black convertible pulls up. When Misao hops in, it transforms into a jet
and flies away.
Back at the studio, Megumi is twitching violently, sitting at the table
with Yahiko, Shishio, Yumi, Soujiro, and Hiko.
Megumi: O.O MUST...HAVE....MORE...COFFEE!
Yahiko: Megumi? Why are your eyes all big and red and weird like that?
Megumi: Shut up you selfish little brat, and get me some coffee!!!!!!
Yahiko: (looks cheerfully around at everyone) She's right, you know! I'm
just a selfish little kid who can't do anything! ...Except blackmail
people..and..get..rich...Um...I'll go get that coffee, then!
Shishio: (muttering to himself) That stupid redhead...he ate all my sugar,
every last piece....Now I can't make baked goods....damn him, DAMN HIM!
Yumi: (blinks at him and edges away slightly) You know, you could just use
one of those sugar substitute things.
Shishio: (glares at her) WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! I SHALL
HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU! (starts muttering again) ...You and that stupid
redhead....oh yes, revenge is good...very good...
Soujiro: (stands frozen with fear, staring at his chair.) Is it all right
if I sit on the floor...? I've had this....thing....about chairs.....ever
since Himura...Well, you know....
Shishio: (smiles at him) Why of course, my dear friend! In fact, let us
both sit under the table and discuss...certain...things...
(muttering) Revenge....must plot revenge....
Soujiro and Shishio sit under the table, discussing something quietly.
Occasionally, insane laughter can be heard.
Hiko gulps down his eighth glass of sake.
Hiko: (talking to himself) I don't care what they say, I DO NOT have a
drinking problem...
Yahiko: (returns with forty cups of coffee and shrugs at Hiko.) Sure looks
like it to me. (hands Megumi the coffee.)
Megumi: Heh....you have problems...(drinks all forty cups and starts
twitching again.) COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! I MUST SPREAD THE WORD OF THE
WONDERFUL COFFEE TO ALL WHO ARE WITHIN TEN MILES OF THIS STUDIO! (runs out
of the studio, screaming something about "wonderful coffee".)
Yahiko: Yes! Blackmail! (grabs a video camera and runs after Megumi.)
Yumi: o.0 (looks at Hiko, who is drinking his 862nd glass of sake.)
Hiko...I think that's enough...
Hiko: I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! (collapses on the table.)
A tiny action figure of Kenshin runs onto the table, waving its arms
frantically and in obvious distress. Yumi stares at it as it acts out what
it's trying to say.
Yumi: OHHHHH! I get it! Kenshin's stuck in a well! Wait a
minute....Kenshin's stuck in a well?!?
Kenshin Action Figure: (Nods vigorously and runs off to show Yumi the way.)
Yumi: (follows in, running as fast as she can.)
Kenshin sits at the bottom of a well, looking up at Kaoru, who is
still clutching her piece of paper.
Kaoru: DON'T WORRY, KENSHIN! I SENT ONE OF MY KENSHIN ACTION FIGURES TO GET
HELP!
Kenshin: Thank you! Wait a minute...you have action figures of me?
Kaoru: Yep! So, you wanna see the paper again?
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SUGAR! (devours ice cream)
Wait...NOW I NEED MORE SUGAR! (starts to run around in circles
frantically.)
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Taji: The format's a little better...please R&R! Death threats are welcome!
^_^
Kenshin: SUGAR! MUST HAVE SUGAR! (continues to run around in circles,
screaming about sugar)
Taji: I SAID 'TO BE CONTINUED'!