Taji: Again, thanks for the great reviews! ^_^ Unfortunately, I don't have
time to answer them all. *sniff* Maybe in the next chapter...? But really,
thank you soooooooooooooooooo much! Lots of Reviews= HAPPY TAJI!!!
Disclaimer: I own Rurouni Kenshin. OR DO I? Bum bum bummmm....
Kenshin is still running in circles, screaming about sugar. Kaoru
keeps trying to show him what she now calls THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER, but he
thinks it's part of a plot to get his sugar. Yumi is following the action
figure of Kenshin, Hiko's still out cold, Shishio and Soujiro are
discussing...something, Megumi is trying to spread the word of the
wonderful coffee, Yahiko's making blackmail tapes of Megumi, Saitou and
Sanosuke are at Aoshi's trailer, Misao never came back, and the director is
standing in front of a mirror and asking himself, "WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE
ONE TO WORK WITH THESE LUNATICS?!?" over and over again. Oh yes,
everything's perfectly normal.
Kenshin: (falls over. His left eye starts twitching.)
Sugar...need.....sugar..
Kaoru: Are you all right? Your eye's starting to twitch again. Hey, do you
want to see THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER????
Kenshin: (looks up.) SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! (starts to cry.)
Kaoru: o.0 Okaaaay...
Kenshin: SHUT UP!!!!!
Kenshin Action Figure: (runs over to the well) MEEP EEP!
Yumi: (runs after the Kenshin Action Figure, panting.)
Kenshin...I..finally..found..you...(collapses from heat exhaustion.)
Kaoru: What do you mean, heat exhaustion?!? THERE'S SNOW ON THE GROUND!!!
Narrator: (You're not supposed to hear me. And there's no snow anywhere
around here.)
Kaoru: VOICES! THERE'S VOICES!
Kenshin: What?
Yumi: (wakes up) What do you mean, voices? (looks at Kaoru, puzzled.)
Kaoru: THERE IT IS AGAIN! THE VOICES ARE EEEVIL, I TELL YOU! EEEVIL!!!!
Kenshin Action Figure: ...Meep? (looks at Kenshin and Yumi.) Meep eep meep.
Yumi: Yeah, you're right.
Kenshin: How come you're the only one who can understand him? AND GET ME
OUT OF THIS WELL! SUGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets up and runs in
circles again.)
Kaoru: THE VOICES! THE VOICES!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away, clutching THE ALL
POWERFUL PAPER) POWER TO THE PAPER! DESTROY THE VOICES!
Yumi: Whatever. Okay, Kenshin, let me just grab a rope or something.
Random Eskimo: MOOFALOOFA!!! GERRAAAARRRGGHAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!! (runs past
them)
Misao: (flies past in a black jet, firing missiles at the Random Eskimo.)
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Kenshin, Yumi, Kenshin Action Figure: O.O
Meanwhile, Megumi is rushing into town, grasping a half empty cup of
coffee.
Megumi: COFFEE IS GOOD, COFFEE IS GREAT! TRY SOME!!!!!!!!!!! (throws coffee
cups at random citizens.)
Coffee: (splashes onto the random citizens' skin.)
Random Citizens: AHHH! IT BURNS! (They run away screaming about insane
coffee addicts.)
Kaoru: (dashes past, holding THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER) THE VOICES! THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE! THE VOICES ARE EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!!!! KILL THE
VOICES!!!!!!!
Yahiko: (smirks a Saitou-ish smirk.) Oh, this is just too good to be true!
(holds up video camera. Laughs evilly.)
Hiko: (stumbles over to Yahiko) You got any sake on you, kid?
Yahiko: Umm..no..
Hiko: WHAT?!? AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?
WELL, PREPARE TO D-Oh, look, a kitty! (rushes towards the cat and picks it
up, stroking it happily.) I like kitties....
Yahiko: MWAHAHA! (turns the camera towards Hiko.)
Kitty: (punches camera lens and breaks it.) BWAHAHA! Er...I mean..Meow.
Hiko: ^_^ C'mon Kitty, let's find some sake. (walks away, holding the
kitty.)
Kitty: (purs.)
In the studio, Soujiro and Shishio are still talking underneath the table.
Shishio: And then we'll lift the chicken up, and throw it in his face!
Soujiro: Er..what are you talking about? We were just discussing the
weather....
Shishio: o.o Um....Muffins? Do you think we should give him muffins soaked
in chili?
Soujiro: Who?
Shishio: KENSHIN! HIMURA KENSHIN! WE MUST HAVE REVENGE ON HIM FOR STEALING
MY SUGAR SO THAT I CANNOT MAKE MY AWESOMELY FANTASTIC BAKED GOODS!
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Soujiro: Oh.
Shishio: So, what do you think of the muffin idea?
Soujiro: Not to be rude, but can't you just use one of those sugar
substitutes?
Shishio: (twitches slightly, but manages to calm down. A little.) NOOOO!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE MUFFINS?!?
Soujiro: It....it sounds like an excellent idea, Shishio-sama.
Shishio: Good. I'll make the muffins, and then....
Soujiro: How are you going to make muffins without sugar?
Shishio: (stares at him for several hours. He then faints.)
Soujiro: Shishio? Shishio-sama? Hellooo?
At Aoshi's trailer....
Saitou: This pineapple chocolate bar ice cream cheese cake with strawberry-
banana filling is awesome, Aoshi!
Aoshi: ^_^ Thanks! I baked it myself! (A/N: you can just picture him in an
apron, stirring the batter, can't you?)
Sanosuke: It's really good! I'm allergic to pineapple chocolate bar ice
cream cheesecake with strawberry-banana filling, but it's just so GOOD!
Saitou: Yeah. (stares at the daisies, which are now in the center of the
table.)
Sano: Um..Are you okay, Saitou?
Saitou: Yes...never better...(continues to stare at the daisies.)
Aoshi: He's just going through daisy separation anxiety.
Sano: Ohhhh, okay.
Aoshi: (hears a noise and looks out the window.)
Kaoru: VOICES! THE VOICES! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sano: What was that?
Aoshi: ...Nothing...(closes the curtains and sits back down.) So, you want
to go to Wal Mart? I hear they're having a sale on death rays.
Saitou: (looks up) You really can get anything at that place, can't you?
Sanosuke: Of course! Wal Mart is the place for all your needs, whether you
need food, clothes, or even kitchen supplies!
Aoshi: And they have great prices on all your favorite brands!
Saitou: That's amazing! Let's go to Wal Mart right now!
Sanosuke: Good idea!
Aoshi: Because Wal Mart is pine fresh!
Sanosuke: 0.0
Saitou: ..What?
Aoshi: Nevermind. Let's just go.
.....TO BE CONTINUED....
Taji: Please please please please please please please please
PLEEEEEEAAAAASE review!
Kenshin: I never got my sugar. (pouts)
Taji: You'll get some next chapter, okay?!?
Kenshin: ^_^ Yay!
Taji: next chapter will be up soon, because I don't think Kenshin will last
too long without sugar.
Kenshin: Only a few hours. Then I.....blow things up...
Taji: o.0 Things like.....people?
Kenshin: Sometimes.
time to answer them all. *sniff* Maybe in the next chapter...? But really,
thank you soooooooooooooooooo much! Lots of Reviews= HAPPY TAJI!!!
Disclaimer: I own Rurouni Kenshin. OR DO I? Bum bum bummmm....
Kenshin is still running in circles, screaming about sugar. Kaoru
keeps trying to show him what she now calls THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER, but he
thinks it's part of a plot to get his sugar. Yumi is following the action
figure of Kenshin, Hiko's still out cold, Shishio and Soujiro are
discussing...something, Megumi is trying to spread the word of the
wonderful coffee, Yahiko's making blackmail tapes of Megumi, Saitou and
Sanosuke are at Aoshi's trailer, Misao never came back, and the director is
standing in front of a mirror and asking himself, "WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE
ONE TO WORK WITH THESE LUNATICS?!?" over and over again. Oh yes,
everything's perfectly normal.
Kenshin: (falls over. His left eye starts twitching.)
Sugar...need.....sugar..
Kaoru: Are you all right? Your eye's starting to twitch again. Hey, do you
want to see THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER????
Kenshin: (looks up.) SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! (starts to cry.)
Kaoru: o.0 Okaaaay...
Kenshin: SHUT UP!!!!!
Kenshin Action Figure: (runs over to the well) MEEP EEP!
Yumi: (runs after the Kenshin Action Figure, panting.)
Kenshin...I..finally..found..you...(collapses from heat exhaustion.)
Kaoru: What do you mean, heat exhaustion?!? THERE'S SNOW ON THE GROUND!!!
Narrator: (You're not supposed to hear me. And there's no snow anywhere
around here.)
Kaoru: VOICES! THERE'S VOICES!
Kenshin: What?
Yumi: (wakes up) What do you mean, voices? (looks at Kaoru, puzzled.)
Kaoru: THERE IT IS AGAIN! THE VOICES ARE EEEVIL, I TELL YOU! EEEVIL!!!!
Kenshin Action Figure: ...Meep? (looks at Kenshin and Yumi.) Meep eep meep.
Yumi: Yeah, you're right.
Kenshin: How come you're the only one who can understand him? AND GET ME
OUT OF THIS WELL! SUGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets up and runs in
circles again.)
Kaoru: THE VOICES! THE VOICES!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away, clutching THE ALL
POWERFUL PAPER) POWER TO THE PAPER! DESTROY THE VOICES!
Yumi: Whatever. Okay, Kenshin, let me just grab a rope or something.
Random Eskimo: MOOFALOOFA!!! GERRAAAARRRGGHAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!! (runs past
them)
Misao: (flies past in a black jet, firing missiles at the Random Eskimo.)
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Kenshin, Yumi, Kenshin Action Figure: O.O
Meanwhile, Megumi is rushing into town, grasping a half empty cup of
coffee.
Megumi: COFFEE IS GOOD, COFFEE IS GREAT! TRY SOME!!!!!!!!!!! (throws coffee
cups at random citizens.)
Coffee: (splashes onto the random citizens' skin.)
Random Citizens: AHHH! IT BURNS! (They run away screaming about insane
coffee addicts.)
Kaoru: (dashes past, holding THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER) THE VOICES! THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE! THE VOICES ARE EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!!!! KILL THE
VOICES!!!!!!!
Yahiko: (smirks a Saitou-ish smirk.) Oh, this is just too good to be true!
(holds up video camera. Laughs evilly.)
Hiko: (stumbles over to Yahiko) You got any sake on you, kid?
Yahiko: Umm..no..
Hiko: WHAT?!? AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?
WELL, PREPARE TO D-Oh, look, a kitty! (rushes towards the cat and picks it
up, stroking it happily.) I like kitties....
Yahiko: MWAHAHA! (turns the camera towards Hiko.)
Kitty: (punches camera lens and breaks it.) BWAHAHA! Er...I mean..Meow.
Hiko: ^_^ C'mon Kitty, let's find some sake. (walks away, holding the
kitty.)
Kitty: (purs.)
In the studio, Soujiro and Shishio are still talking underneath the table.
Shishio: And then we'll lift the chicken up, and throw it in his face!
Soujiro: Er..what are you talking about? We were just discussing the
weather....
Shishio: o.o Um....Muffins? Do you think we should give him muffins soaked
in chili?
Soujiro: Who?
Shishio: KENSHIN! HIMURA KENSHIN! WE MUST HAVE REVENGE ON HIM FOR STEALING
MY SUGAR SO THAT I CANNOT MAKE MY AWESOMELY FANTASTIC BAKED GOODS!
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Soujiro: Oh.
Shishio: So, what do you think of the muffin idea?
Soujiro: Not to be rude, but can't you just use one of those sugar
substitutes?
Shishio: (twitches slightly, but manages to calm down. A little.) NOOOO!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE MUFFINS?!?
Soujiro: It....it sounds like an excellent idea, Shishio-sama.
Shishio: Good. I'll make the muffins, and then....
Soujiro: How are you going to make muffins without sugar?
Shishio: (stares at him for several hours. He then faints.)
Soujiro: Shishio? Shishio-sama? Hellooo?
At Aoshi's trailer....
Saitou: This pineapple chocolate bar ice cream cheese cake with strawberry-
banana filling is awesome, Aoshi!
Aoshi: ^_^ Thanks! I baked it myself! (A/N: you can just picture him in an
apron, stirring the batter, can't you?)
Sanosuke: It's really good! I'm allergic to pineapple chocolate bar ice
cream cheesecake with strawberry-banana filling, but it's just so GOOD!
Saitou: Yeah. (stares at the daisies, which are now in the center of the
table.)
Sano: Um..Are you okay, Saitou?
Saitou: Yes...never better...(continues to stare at the daisies.)
Aoshi: He's just going through daisy separation anxiety.
Sano: Ohhhh, okay.
Aoshi: (hears a noise and looks out the window.)
Kaoru: VOICES! THE VOICES! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sano: What was that?
Aoshi: ...Nothing...(closes the curtains and sits back down.) So, you want
to go to Wal Mart? I hear they're having a sale on death rays.
Saitou: (looks up) You really can get anything at that place, can't you?
Sanosuke: Of course! Wal Mart is the place for all your needs, whether you
need food, clothes, or even kitchen supplies!
Aoshi: And they have great prices on all your favorite brands!
Saitou: That's amazing! Let's go to Wal Mart right now!
Sanosuke: Good idea!
Aoshi: Because Wal Mart is pine fresh!
Sanosuke: 0.0
Saitou: ..What?
Aoshi: Nevermind. Let's just go.
.....TO BE CONTINUED....
Taji: Please please please please please please please please
PLEEEEEEAAAAASE review!
Kenshin: I never got my sugar. (pouts)
Taji: You'll get some next chapter, okay?!?
Kenshin: ^_^ Yay!
Taji: next chapter will be up soon, because I don't think Kenshin will last
too long without sugar.
Kenshin: Only a few hours. Then I.....blow things up...
Taji: o.0 Things like.....people?
Kenshin: Sometimes.