FINALLY! THE FOURTH CHAPPY! WHEEEEEE! *falls off chair.* See, ff.net
wouldn't let me upload any of my fics because of a so called 'infraction'.
But I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FREE TO DESTROY THE WORL-I mean, free to help
feed the poor children.....*shifty eyes*
Disclaimer: I CAN FLY!!!!!!!! *jumps out window. Dies. Undies.*
Okay, so here we are with Yumi, Kenshin, and the Kenshin Action Figure.
They're still trying to find a way to get Kenshin out of the well.
Yumi: Hey, look! A fire engine! (throws a smoke bomb thingy at the firemen
and steals their ladder while the smoke blocks their vision.)
Fireman # 1: Hey! How are we supposed to save that woman and her baby
without a ladder?
Fireman # 2: (shrugs) I dunno. Let's just go home.
Fireman # 1: Okay! Why don't we stop at Burger King on the way?
(Both firemen get into the truck and drive away, ignoring the calls for
help from the burning building.)
Kenshin: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows
up)
Yumi: O.O (drops the ladder) Okaaay...How are we going to explain this to
the director?
Kenshin Action Figure: Meeep! Meep eep meep eep eep eeep eeeep
meepmeeeeeep!
Yumi: That's crazy! So crazy....it might just work....Wait, what did you
say?
Kenshin Action Figure: MEEEEP! MEEP EEP---
Yumi: (interrupts him) Nevermind, you're stupid. I'm going to the arcade.
See ya.
Meanwhile, at Wal Mart.......
Saitou: (in the floral department with a plastic toy gun pointed at the
manager.) GIMME ALL YOUR DAISIES, OR THE GUN GETS IT! (holds up sword,
bringing it down just above the plastic gun.)
Manager: GASP! NO! DON'T DO IT! HERE, TAKE THEM! TAKE THEM ALL! JUST DON'T
HURT THAT POOR, INNOCENT PLASTIC GUN! (throws all the daisies at Saitou.)
Saitou: (drops the gun and takes out a basket, then stuffs all the daisies
inside it.) ^_^ Thank you!
Manager: ^_^ Always glad to help a customer! Have a nice day, sir!
Saitou: You too! Sayonara! ^_^ (walks into the toy department to find Aoshi
and Sano.)
Aoshi: (sitting in the middle of the toy aisle, moving a toy truck back and
forth.) Vrooooooooom.....vrooooooom....Reeeeeeeeeeeeer..
SCREECH! POW! (smashes the truck into a million pieces) AHAHAHAHAHA!
FEEEEAAAAAARRRR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! FEEEEAAAAAARRR MEEEE...Oh, hi
Saitou. What's up?
Saitou: Look! I got daisies!
Sanosuke: (is playing with a fire truck.) Wheeeeeroooooooo....That's nice,
Saitou. How much did you pay for them?
Saitou: o.0 Pay...for....them...?
Sano: YOU MEAN YOU STOLE THEM?!? THAT IS JUST WRONG! GO BACK AND PAY FOR
THEM!!!!!!!!
Saitou: o.0 If I pay for your fire engine, will you leave me alone?
Sano: Uh.....OKAY! (starts playing with fire truck again.)
Wheeeeeerrrroooooo! Wheeeeerooooo!
Aoshi: (is smashing all the toys around him.) FEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: O.O"
Back with Megumi and Yahiko......
Yahiko: (is trying to fix his camera) DAMN THAT STUPID CAT!
Enishi: (pops up out of no where) GASP! I LIKE KITTIES! YOU'RE MEEEEAN!
(runs away crying)
Yahiko: O.O What....?
Yumi: (walks past Yahiko on her way to the arcade, an angry Kenshin action
figure following and muttering angrily at her.) Hey, Yahiko! I'm going to
the arcade, sotellthedirectorthatKenshinblewupokaybye! (runs away before
Yahiko can make sense of what she just said.)
Megumi: (runs around Yahiko in circles) COFFEE COFFEE COFEE! I WANT COFFEE,
NANANANANANAA! I WANT COFFEE, NANANANANANAAA!
CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (comes running by) THE VOICES! THE VOOOOOOOIIICCCESSS!!!!!! (stops
and grabs Yahiko's shoulders, shaking him) Yahiko! The voices! The evil
voices are trying to take over the world! WE MUST STOP THEM!
Misao: (lands her jet) Yo. I'll help you stop the voices! Hop in, Kaoru!
Kaoru: (jumps in the jet, still clutching THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER.) WHEEEE!
Misao's Jet: (takes off and flies away)
Yahiko: O.O" Am I the only sane one here?!?
Kenshin: (walks towards him casually, licking a chocolate ice cream cone
with M&M's, rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream, brownie chunks, chocolate
chips, chocolate syrup, skittles, caramel syrup, and a pile of sugar on
top.) Yup.
Yahiko: WHAT?!? Yumi just said that you blew up!!!!
Kenshin: Yup. (licks his ice cream.)
Yahiko: Then how are you here?!?
Kenshin: Well, I'm the main character, so I can't die. Isn't it sad? Almost
as sad as the purple pinballs who just wanted to find a policeman but ended
up being stuck in a restaurant cleaning dishes until Cinderella found them
and turned them blue and then they were really sad because they were blue
and blue is the color of evil but so is purple so it wasn't really any
different but for some reason it was and then they turned into phones and
people kept forgetting to hang them up so they cried and cried and the guy
who owned them was like hey why are my phones crying they must be broken so
he sold them to Voldemort and Voldemort touched them and he died because
they were really purple pinballs that got turned into blue phones. (licks
his ice cream calmly)
Yahiko: o.0 Ooookaaay.....
Director: (speaking into a loudspeaker thingy that can be heard all over
the world) HEY! WILL THE CAST OF RUROUNI KENSHIN PLEASE REPORT TO THE
STUDIO?!? WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!! TIME TO FILM THE NEXT EPISODE!
Cast of Rurouni Kenshin: (stop what they're doing and suddenly have black
suits and sunglasses. They all jump into a limo and speed towards the
studio.) WE MUST REACH THE STUDIO!
Kenshin: (is driving) MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M GONNA RUN YOU OVER, GRANNY!
(screeches around the corner, laughing insanely)
All: O.O (grip the seats tightly)
Kenshin: Uh....I mean...TO THE STUDIO!!!!!! (starts speeding again)
TO BE CONTINUED.......
Taji: Oh no...Kenshin's driving...(cringe)
Kenshin: AHAHAHAAAAAA! (SCRREEEEEEECH! CRAAAASH!) I RULE THE ROAD!!!!!!!!
Taji: O.O" (jumps out of car) Uh....R&R!
wouldn't let me upload any of my fics because of a so called 'infraction'.
But I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FREE TO DESTROY THE WORL-I mean, free to help
feed the poor children.....*shifty eyes*
Disclaimer: I CAN FLY!!!!!!!! *jumps out window. Dies. Undies.*
Okay, so here we are with Yumi, Kenshin, and the Kenshin Action Figure.
They're still trying to find a way to get Kenshin out of the well.
Yumi: Hey, look! A fire engine! (throws a smoke bomb thingy at the firemen
and steals their ladder while the smoke blocks their vision.)
Fireman # 1: Hey! How are we supposed to save that woman and her baby
without a ladder?
Fireman # 2: (shrugs) I dunno. Let's just go home.
Fireman # 1: Okay! Why don't we stop at Burger King on the way?
(Both firemen get into the truck and drive away, ignoring the calls for
help from the burning building.)
Kenshin: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows
up)
Yumi: O.O (drops the ladder) Okaaay...How are we going to explain this to
the director?
Kenshin Action Figure: Meeep! Meep eep meep eep eep eeep eeeep
meepmeeeeeep!
Yumi: That's crazy! So crazy....it might just work....Wait, what did you
say?
Kenshin Action Figure: MEEEEP! MEEP EEP---
Yumi: (interrupts him) Nevermind, you're stupid. I'm going to the arcade.
See ya.
Meanwhile, at Wal Mart.......
Saitou: (in the floral department with a plastic toy gun pointed at the
manager.) GIMME ALL YOUR DAISIES, OR THE GUN GETS IT! (holds up sword,
bringing it down just above the plastic gun.)
Manager: GASP! NO! DON'T DO IT! HERE, TAKE THEM! TAKE THEM ALL! JUST DON'T
HURT THAT POOR, INNOCENT PLASTIC GUN! (throws all the daisies at Saitou.)
Saitou: (drops the gun and takes out a basket, then stuffs all the daisies
inside it.) ^_^ Thank you!
Manager: ^_^ Always glad to help a customer! Have a nice day, sir!
Saitou: You too! Sayonara! ^_^ (walks into the toy department to find Aoshi
and Sano.)
Aoshi: (sitting in the middle of the toy aisle, moving a toy truck back and
forth.) Vrooooooooom.....vrooooooom....Reeeeeeeeeeeeer..
SCREECH! POW! (smashes the truck into a million pieces) AHAHAHAHAHA!
FEEEEAAAAAARRRR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! FEEEEAAAAAARRR MEEEE...Oh, hi
Saitou. What's up?
Saitou: Look! I got daisies!
Sanosuke: (is playing with a fire truck.) Wheeeeeroooooooo....That's nice,
Saitou. How much did you pay for them?
Saitou: o.0 Pay...for....them...?
Sano: YOU MEAN YOU STOLE THEM?!? THAT IS JUST WRONG! GO BACK AND PAY FOR
THEM!!!!!!!!
Saitou: o.0 If I pay for your fire engine, will you leave me alone?
Sano: Uh.....OKAY! (starts playing with fire truck again.)
Wheeeeeerrrroooooo! Wheeeeerooooo!
Aoshi: (is smashing all the toys around him.) FEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: O.O"
Back with Megumi and Yahiko......
Yahiko: (is trying to fix his camera) DAMN THAT STUPID CAT!
Enishi: (pops up out of no where) GASP! I LIKE KITTIES! YOU'RE MEEEEAN!
(runs away crying)
Yahiko: O.O What....?
Yumi: (walks past Yahiko on her way to the arcade, an angry Kenshin action
figure following and muttering angrily at her.) Hey, Yahiko! I'm going to
the arcade, sotellthedirectorthatKenshinblewupokaybye! (runs away before
Yahiko can make sense of what she just said.)
Megumi: (runs around Yahiko in circles) COFFEE COFFEE COFEE! I WANT COFFEE,
NANANANANANAA! I WANT COFFEE, NANANANANANAAA!
CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (comes running by) THE VOICES! THE VOOOOOOOIIICCCESSS!!!!!! (stops
and grabs Yahiko's shoulders, shaking him) Yahiko! The voices! The evil
voices are trying to take over the world! WE MUST STOP THEM!
Misao: (lands her jet) Yo. I'll help you stop the voices! Hop in, Kaoru!
Kaoru: (jumps in the jet, still clutching THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER.) WHEEEE!
Misao's Jet: (takes off and flies away)
Yahiko: O.O" Am I the only sane one here?!?
Kenshin: (walks towards him casually, licking a chocolate ice cream cone
with M&M's, rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream, brownie chunks, chocolate
chips, chocolate syrup, skittles, caramel syrup, and a pile of sugar on
top.) Yup.
Yahiko: WHAT?!? Yumi just said that you blew up!!!!
Kenshin: Yup. (licks his ice cream.)
Yahiko: Then how are you here?!?
Kenshin: Well, I'm the main character, so I can't die. Isn't it sad? Almost
as sad as the purple pinballs who just wanted to find a policeman but ended
up being stuck in a restaurant cleaning dishes until Cinderella found them
and turned them blue and then they were really sad because they were blue
and blue is the color of evil but so is purple so it wasn't really any
different but for some reason it was and then they turned into phones and
people kept forgetting to hang them up so they cried and cried and the guy
who owned them was like hey why are my phones crying they must be broken so
he sold them to Voldemort and Voldemort touched them and he died because
they were really purple pinballs that got turned into blue phones. (licks
his ice cream calmly)
Yahiko: o.0 Ooookaaay.....
Director: (speaking into a loudspeaker thingy that can be heard all over
the world) HEY! WILL THE CAST OF RUROUNI KENSHIN PLEASE REPORT TO THE
STUDIO?!? WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!! TIME TO FILM THE NEXT EPISODE!
Cast of Rurouni Kenshin: (stop what they're doing and suddenly have black
suits and sunglasses. They all jump into a limo and speed towards the
studio.) WE MUST REACH THE STUDIO!
Kenshin: (is driving) MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M GONNA RUN YOU OVER, GRANNY!
(screeches around the corner, laughing insanely)
All: O.O (grip the seats tightly)
Kenshin: Uh....I mean...TO THE STUDIO!!!!!! (starts speeding again)
TO BE CONTINUED.......
Taji: Oh no...Kenshin's driving...(cringe)
Kenshin: AHAHAHAAAAAA! (SCRREEEEEEECH! CRAAAASH!) I RULE THE ROAD!!!!!!!!
Taji: O.O" (jumps out of car) Uh....R&R!