Disclaimer: *kicks bound, gagged, and unconscious Watsuki behind couch*
Yep, I own 'em....*shifty eyes*
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So, after many....minor accidents ::cough::NEAR DEATH
EXPERIENCE::cough::...And a few injuries...::cough::NECKBRACE! SCARRED FOR
LIFE!::cough:: the cast of Rurouni Kenshin finally reached the studio. They
had just begun doing the beginning theme, which was SUPPOSED to be Sobakasu
(Freckles) but...uh...
Rurouni Kenshin cast: We're stuck....in the middle of a fiddle!
Kenshin: And the only way you help
Kaoru: Is to give us some kelp!
Whole cast: Because we're stuck....in the middle....of a fiddle...YAY!
Director: STOP IT! DO IT RIGHT, YOU IDIOTS!
Well, eventually they got it right. They started the episode when Kenshin
goes back to learn the Hiten Mitsurugi succession technique.
Hiko: ...and so as your master, it is my duty to end your life! (begins to
walk towards Kenshin)
Kenshin: Yeah, sure, whatever, do you have any sugar? (is looking around
for sugar)
Hiko: ...No, but I have sake!
Kenshin: With sugar?!?!
Hiko: No, but it's sake! (drinks all the sake in one gulp.)
Heh....preetttttyyyy colllllllooooorrrrssss.....(passes out)
Director: CUT! CUT! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT YOU MORONS!
Hiko: (wakes up) SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A
FROG! (starts dancing ballet) Lalalalaaaaaaaaaaa! Swan lake is
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jacob!
Jacob: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! (throws a moose at them and runs away.)
Shishio: (is muttering to himself) Must....destroy....Kenshin....must
avenge sugar.....HOT SAUCE!!!! (gets hit with the moose) MIGHTY
BEEEAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (cough)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (passes out)
Soujiro: ....Shishio-sama? *pokes him*
Yumi: *playing Game Boy* YEAH! HIGH SCORE!
Yahiko: It. Was. Funny.
Me: (randomly appears) THAT'S MY LINE! (strangles Yahiko)
Everyone besides Shishio: O.O"
Yahiko: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE! (is strangled)
Soujiro: *blinks.* Ummm....yeah...
Hiko: DadadadadadeeeedaaaaaaaDAAAAAA!!!! I finished my WONDROUS performance
of Swan Lake! Hey! Who's that?!?
Me: _ Remember, we never had this conversation. (disappears)
Director: YOU'RE ALL INSANE! NO MATTER! I AM A TYPE OF GERMAN CUSTARD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: o.o
Director: ..What? Oh...Yeah...uh...(straightens tie nervously) Take two!
Kenshin and Hiko: (take their places)
Kenshin: I am not afraid of death!
Hiko: (Thinking: Those eyes...Wait a minute, those eyes!)
Kenshin: (eyes are hot pink) What? What are you looking at?
Kaoru: (from off the set) Uh..Kenshin, your eyes are..uh..
Kenshin: Damn it, they're doing that thing again! (closes his eyes and
concentrates. Eyes turn red. Tries again. Eyes turn puke green.
Again..rainbow eyes...)
THREE DAYS LATER
Kenshin: I GOT IT! (eyes are normal violet color)
Director: ....That's nice, but you're supposed to have Battousai's eyes.
Kenshin: (starts cursing) *&$*&^ !@#% *&@#*^@*&$*&@!!!!!! #&*#^#^$*&!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!! (turns sword to blade and charges at Director) DIE, DAMN YOU!
Director: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts running)
Hiko: (has been drinking 500 gallons of sake the past three days) All the
pretty little
pooooooooonnnnnniiiieeessss........lalalalalalalaaaaaa...(pets the kitty
that he found, which followed him because Hiko's a magnet for kitties.)
Yahiko: It. Was. Fun-(looks around nervously) I MEAN STUPID! It. Was.
Stupid!
Megumi: Dude, I'm like, not in the next few episodes! Dude, like, what's up
with that! Dude, who is writing this stuff?!?!?! Cause, like, dude, I HAVE
to be in like, every episode....Because....COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!! (starts guzzling down coffee)
Sanosuke: (playing with fire engine in the corner)
Reeeeeeeeeeerooooooooo....REEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG! SOMEBODY HELP
THOSE POOR KIDS! THE SCHOOL IS BURNING! THE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ISSSSS
BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs around in circles, sobbing about
the poor kids who don't exist inside the burning school that doesn't exist
and waving his arms around.)
Saitou: (smoking a cigarette with a daisy twirled around it. Numerous
daisies adorn his hair, clothes, and are entwined around his fingers.)
Ahou.
Aoshi: (in the break room thingermajig, baking his famous pineapple
chocolate bar ice cream cheese cake with strawberry-banana filling.) Hum
dee dum dum.....
Soujiro: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo YO-YO!!!!!!!!!!! (starts playing with yo-yos)
Yugi: (appears) EVERYBODY FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! (runs away
screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (cough)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (choke) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(gasps for air) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enishi: (jumps out of the wall) The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
'round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the bus go 'round and
'round, all through the town! (jumps into a bus and drives away)
Director: (shakes his head) You're all crazy. I'm setting up an appointment
for all of you with the psychiatrist!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: I remember the psychiatrist...He's the nice guy who tells me I'm
crazy....(laughs quietly)
Kenshin: Oh yeah! I killed that guy!
Director: YOU WHAT?!?
Kenshin: Umm....Sugar? (runs away)
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TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: Yeah..uh..so now Kenshin's sugar crazed and possibly....homicidal...?
*turns all evil-ish* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! What will happen at the
psychiatrist's office? Total chaos? Impending doom? Yeah, probably. Just
wait 'till next chapter! ^________^
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, I own 'em....*shifty eyes*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, after many....minor accidents ::cough::NEAR DEATH
EXPERIENCE::cough::...And a few injuries...::cough::NECKBRACE! SCARRED FOR
LIFE!::cough:: the cast of Rurouni Kenshin finally reached the studio. They
had just begun doing the beginning theme, which was SUPPOSED to be Sobakasu
(Freckles) but...uh...
Rurouni Kenshin cast: We're stuck....in the middle of a fiddle!
Kenshin: And the only way you help
Kaoru: Is to give us some kelp!
Whole cast: Because we're stuck....in the middle....of a fiddle...YAY!
Director: STOP IT! DO IT RIGHT, YOU IDIOTS!
Well, eventually they got it right. They started the episode when Kenshin
goes back to learn the Hiten Mitsurugi succession technique.
Hiko: ...and so as your master, it is my duty to end your life! (begins to
walk towards Kenshin)
Kenshin: Yeah, sure, whatever, do you have any sugar? (is looking around
for sugar)
Hiko: ...No, but I have sake!
Kenshin: With sugar?!?!
Hiko: No, but it's sake! (drinks all the sake in one gulp.)
Heh....preetttttyyyy colllllllooooorrrrssss.....(passes out)
Director: CUT! CUT! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT YOU MORONS!
Hiko: (wakes up) SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A
FROG! (starts dancing ballet) Lalalalaaaaaaaaaaa! Swan lake is
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jacob!
Jacob: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! (throws a moose at them and runs away.)
Shishio: (is muttering to himself) Must....destroy....Kenshin....must
avenge sugar.....HOT SAUCE!!!! (gets hit with the moose) MIGHTY
BEEEAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (cough)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (passes out)
Soujiro: ....Shishio-sama? *pokes him*
Yumi: *playing Game Boy* YEAH! HIGH SCORE!
Yahiko: It. Was. Funny.
Me: (randomly appears) THAT'S MY LINE! (strangles Yahiko)
Everyone besides Shishio: O.O"
Yahiko: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE! (is strangled)
Soujiro: *blinks.* Ummm....yeah...
Hiko: DadadadadadeeeedaaaaaaaDAAAAAA!!!! I finished my WONDROUS performance
of Swan Lake! Hey! Who's that?!?
Me: _ Remember, we never had this conversation. (disappears)
Director: YOU'RE ALL INSANE! NO MATTER! I AM A TYPE OF GERMAN CUSTARD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: o.o
Director: ..What? Oh...Yeah...uh...(straightens tie nervously) Take two!
Kenshin and Hiko: (take their places)
Kenshin: I am not afraid of death!
Hiko: (Thinking: Those eyes...Wait a minute, those eyes!)
Kenshin: (eyes are hot pink) What? What are you looking at?
Kaoru: (from off the set) Uh..Kenshin, your eyes are..uh..
Kenshin: Damn it, they're doing that thing again! (closes his eyes and
concentrates. Eyes turn red. Tries again. Eyes turn puke green.
Again..rainbow eyes...)
THREE DAYS LATER
Kenshin: I GOT IT! (eyes are normal violet color)
Director: ....That's nice, but you're supposed to have Battousai's eyes.
Kenshin: (starts cursing) *&$*&^ !@#% *&@#*^@*&$*&@!!!!!! #&*#^#^$*&!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!! (turns sword to blade and charges at Director) DIE, DAMN YOU!
Director: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts running)
Hiko: (has been drinking 500 gallons of sake the past three days) All the
pretty little
pooooooooonnnnnniiiieeessss........lalalalalalalaaaaaa...(pets the kitty
that he found, which followed him because Hiko's a magnet for kitties.)
Yahiko: It. Was. Fun-(looks around nervously) I MEAN STUPID! It. Was.
Stupid!
Megumi: Dude, I'm like, not in the next few episodes! Dude, like, what's up
with that! Dude, who is writing this stuff?!?!?! Cause, like, dude, I HAVE
to be in like, every episode....Because....COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!! (starts guzzling down coffee)
Sanosuke: (playing with fire engine in the corner)
Reeeeeeeeeeerooooooooo....REEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG! SOMEBODY HELP
THOSE POOR KIDS! THE SCHOOL IS BURNING! THE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ISSSSS
BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs around in circles, sobbing about
the poor kids who don't exist inside the burning school that doesn't exist
and waving his arms around.)
Saitou: (smoking a cigarette with a daisy twirled around it. Numerous
daisies adorn his hair, clothes, and are entwined around his fingers.)
Ahou.
Aoshi: (in the break room thingermajig, baking his famous pineapple
chocolate bar ice cream cheese cake with strawberry-banana filling.) Hum
dee dum dum.....
Soujiro: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo YO-YO!!!!!!!!!!! (starts playing with yo-yos)
Yugi: (appears) EVERYBODY FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! (runs away
screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (cough)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (choke) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(gasps for air) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enishi: (jumps out of the wall) The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
'round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the bus go 'round and
'round, all through the town! (jumps into a bus and drives away)
Director: (shakes his head) You're all crazy. I'm setting up an appointment
for all of you with the psychiatrist!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: I remember the psychiatrist...He's the nice guy who tells me I'm
crazy....(laughs quietly)
Kenshin: Oh yeah! I killed that guy!
Director: YOU WHAT?!?
Kenshin: Umm....Sugar? (runs away)
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TO BE CONTINUED......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: Yeah..uh..so now Kenshin's sugar crazed and possibly....homicidal...?
*turns all evil-ish* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! What will happen at the
psychiatrist's office? Total chaos? Impending doom? Yeah, probably. Just
wait 'till next chapter! ^________^
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!