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ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
A/N: I would like to thank all the people who have reviewed this story. You
guys are the BEST!!!!! *hugs reviewers* ^_________________^
You are GREAT reviewers, and you obviously appreciate humor. So check out
Egyptian Lobster Guy's story, Yahiko's Missing! It's VERY funny! And ELG
needs reviewers, or she'll DIE! Or kill ME! So if you don't review her,
she'll kill me and you'll have no more of this story! Okay? Okay! The story
ID is: 1531158
R&R!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, just one more thing......Whoever's the 50th reviewer has the honor
of being....THE 50TH REVIEWER! YAAAAAAAY! *throws glitter and stuff at
reviewers.*
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Title Announcer Guy: It. Has. No. Title.
Chapter Announcer Guy: Chapter Six: Of Waiting and Kangaroos
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So, the RK cast is in the psychiatrist's waiting room, doing what
you're supposed to do in the waiting room. Waiting.
Kaoru: There it is again! That voice! THE VOICES!!!! *twitches*
Other Random People: o.0 *edge away from Kaoru*
Misao: *dressed in a black suit and wearing dark sunglasses* *looks around
all shifty-eyed.*
Saitou: *stroking a large bouquet of daisies and muttering to himself* They
will never get my daisies! NEVER! NEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *laughs insanely as
people give him weird looks*
Hiko: *talking to some kid* Do you like kitties? I like kitties. Kitties
are pretty and soft and furry!
Some Kid: Um...Actually, I'm, like, allergic to cats...
Hiko: THEN YOU MUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *attacks Some Kid*
Kenshin: But will you be able to connect with your attack, with your soul
as confused as it is?
Soujiro: What?
Kenshin: Your soul. It's confused.
Soujiro: It is?
Kenshin: YES! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU DESTROY MY SWORD?!?! *gets a chair out of
no where and tries to hit Soujiro with it*
Soujiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE CHAIRS!!!!! THE
CHAAAIIIIIIIRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHISHIO-SAMA!!!!! HELP!!!!!
Shishio: *is in Australia....somehow....* YOU! CAN YOU GIVE ME SUGAR FOR MY
WONDERFUL BAKED GOODS?!?
Kangaroo: Like, sorry, dude. But, like, we have sugar substitutes, dude!
Shishio: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *attacks Kangaroo*
Kangaroo: O.O AHHHHHH! DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!! *starts kicking at Shishio and
stuff*
Aoshi: Ohhhhhhh noooooooooo Mr. Billllllllll!!!!!!!!! *throws a spoon at
Sanosuke*
Sano: @_@ I like cookies, Billy....*falls over, unconscious*
Aoshi: o.0 It was just a plastic spoon....
Yumi: *still playing game boy* OH YEAH! HIGH SCORE! UH HUH! IT'S MY
BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megumi: *has wandered off to the psychiatrist's break room thingy. Fills a
cup with coffee* YES!!!!!!! NOW THAT I HAVE COFFEE, WE WILL ALL BE
AIRPLANES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *continues to laugh insanely while
drinking coffee, if that's possible*
Yahiko: *takes out video camera and starts filming* Jeez, why am I here,
anyway? I don't have problems...I'm just here for blackmail.
Enishi: *wearing business suit and holding up a line graph* Over the past
five years, sales of green phones have increased by three percent. This
means that we are all doomed. Any questions?
Hiko: *next to beaten up kid* *raises hand*
Enishi: Yes?
Hiko: Where did the cheese wheels go?
Enishi: To the zoo. Any more questions?
Megumi: *comes rushing into the waiting room* DO YA WANT SOME
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????
Enishi: BUS! I AM A BUS! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *jumps into the wall*
Everyone who is not part of the RK cast besides an old guy: *has fled*
Old guy: When I was your age, I had two cows, a pig, and a goat. And look
what it got me! NOTHING! All you have to do is sneeze, and all your dreams
will come true. *walks away whistling*
Kenshin: DIE, DAMN YOU, DIE! *tries to kill Soujiro with the chair.*
Soujiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE
CHAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into the bathroom and locks
the door.*
Kenshin: *starts banging on the door with the chair* YOU CAN'T STAY IN
THERE FOREVER! I'LL BREAK THIS $#%@ DOOR DOWN IF I HAVE TO!
Secretary Person Thingy: Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: *drops the chair and looks all innocent-like.* Yes?
Secretary Person Thingy: Dr. Smith is ready for you. Follow me, please.
*walks out of the waiting room*
Kenshin: *glares at the bathroom door and whispers* I'll be back, just you
wait... *follows the secretary person thingy.*
Aoshi: *starts sucking his thumb and glancing around nervously* I don't
like it here!!!! *cries*
Misao: *pats his back* It'll be all right, Aoshi! It will all be over soon
enough....*hums Ice Blue Eyes while she consoles Aoshi*
Aoshi: *sniff* Okay...*sniff*
Hiko: Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
Saitou: Puppy racers! They've got a motor inside! Hot wheels leading the
waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Daisies, daisies, oh wonderful daisies!
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Meanwhile, Kenshin enters the psychiatrist's office......
Dr. Smith: *smiles warmly* Hello, Mr. Himura. My name is Dr. Smith. Please,
take a seat. *indicates cushiony chair thing*
Kenshin: DO YOU THINK I CARE WHO YOU ARE?!? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED! *sobs*
Dr. Smith: o.o
Kenshin: I mean...um....Pleased to meet you, Dr. Smith. *shakes his hand
and sits on cushiony chair thing*
Dr. Smith: *smiles* Mr. Himura, my friend, who is a director, tells me that
you are the star of a popular TV show that he directs.....How do you like
your job?
Kenshin: *staring at jar of candy on Dr. Smith's desk* What?
Oh....It's...great....just...fantastic....yeah....*fights urge to grab
candy*
Dr. Smith: Does it ever get stressful?
Kenshin: Um.....no....? *still staring at candy as if hypnotized*
Dr. Smith: Really? Not at all?
Kenshin: N-no...ARGH! CAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *lunges forward
and grabs candy, shoving it down his throat without bothering to take off
the wrappers.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *gets crazy glint
in eyes* NEED....MORE...SUGAR!
SUUUUUUUGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Smith: O.O" Mr. Himura, please think about what you're do-
Kenshin: SHUT UP! GET ME SUGAR!!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
GET ME MORE SUGAR, OR ELSE!!!!! *holds his sword to Smith's throat*
Dr. Smith: O.O Mr. Himura! Stop this at once! Calm down and take a seat!
Kenshin: *takes sword away from Smith's throat and starts smashing things
with it, looking for sugar* I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!
Dr. Smith: *dials 911*
Police: *start dragging Kenshin away*
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!! THE MAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN
CHARACTEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up. Again.*
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Kenshin: *reappears in waiting room, calmly licking the same ice cream he
had last time he blew up* Hey guys.
Kaoru: THE VOI- - -Hi Kenshin! Wow! You're done already?
Kenshin: ^__^ Yep! Dr. Smith is a very nice psychiatrist, that he is!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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A/N: -_- It's not funny, is it? *sigh* Whatever. Review anyway.
Pleeeeeeeeease?
ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
A/N: I would like to thank all the people who have reviewed this story. You
guys are the BEST!!!!! *hugs reviewers* ^_________________^
You are GREAT reviewers, and you obviously appreciate humor. So check out
Egyptian Lobster Guy's story, Yahiko's Missing! It's VERY funny! And ELG
needs reviewers, or she'll DIE! Or kill ME! So if you don't review her,
she'll kill me and you'll have no more of this story! Okay? Okay! The story
ID is: 1531158
R&R!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, just one more thing......Whoever's the 50th reviewer has the honor
of being....THE 50TH REVIEWER! YAAAAAAAY! *throws glitter and stuff at
reviewers.*
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Title Announcer Guy: It. Has. No. Title.
Chapter Announcer Guy: Chapter Six: Of Waiting and Kangaroos
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^__^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, the RK cast is in the psychiatrist's waiting room, doing what
you're supposed to do in the waiting room. Waiting.
Kaoru: There it is again! That voice! THE VOICES!!!! *twitches*
Other Random People: o.0 *edge away from Kaoru*
Misao: *dressed in a black suit and wearing dark sunglasses* *looks around
all shifty-eyed.*
Saitou: *stroking a large bouquet of daisies and muttering to himself* They
will never get my daisies! NEVER! NEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *laughs insanely as
people give him weird looks*
Hiko: *talking to some kid* Do you like kitties? I like kitties. Kitties
are pretty and soft and furry!
Some Kid: Um...Actually, I'm, like, allergic to cats...
Hiko: THEN YOU MUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *attacks Some Kid*
Kenshin: But will you be able to connect with your attack, with your soul
as confused as it is?
Soujiro: What?
Kenshin: Your soul. It's confused.
Soujiro: It is?
Kenshin: YES! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU DESTROY MY SWORD?!?! *gets a chair out of
no where and tries to hit Soujiro with it*
Soujiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE CHAIRS!!!!! THE
CHAAAIIIIIIIRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHISHIO-SAMA!!!!! HELP!!!!!
Shishio: *is in Australia....somehow....* YOU! CAN YOU GIVE ME SUGAR FOR MY
WONDERFUL BAKED GOODS?!?
Kangaroo: Like, sorry, dude. But, like, we have sugar substitutes, dude!
Shishio: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *attacks Kangaroo*
Kangaroo: O.O AHHHHHH! DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!! *starts kicking at Shishio and
stuff*
Aoshi: Ohhhhhhh noooooooooo Mr. Billllllllll!!!!!!!!! *throws a spoon at
Sanosuke*
Sano: @_@ I like cookies, Billy....*falls over, unconscious*
Aoshi: o.0 It was just a plastic spoon....
Yumi: *still playing game boy* OH YEAH! HIGH SCORE! UH HUH! IT'S MY
BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megumi: *has wandered off to the psychiatrist's break room thingy. Fills a
cup with coffee* YES!!!!!!! NOW THAT I HAVE COFFEE, WE WILL ALL BE
AIRPLANES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *continues to laugh insanely while
drinking coffee, if that's possible*
Yahiko: *takes out video camera and starts filming* Jeez, why am I here,
anyway? I don't have problems...I'm just here for blackmail.
Enishi: *wearing business suit and holding up a line graph* Over the past
five years, sales of green phones have increased by three percent. This
means that we are all doomed. Any questions?
Hiko: *next to beaten up kid* *raises hand*
Enishi: Yes?
Hiko: Where did the cheese wheels go?
Enishi: To the zoo. Any more questions?
Megumi: *comes rushing into the waiting room* DO YA WANT SOME
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????
Enishi: BUS! I AM A BUS! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *jumps into the wall*
Everyone who is not part of the RK cast besides an old guy: *has fled*
Old guy: When I was your age, I had two cows, a pig, and a goat. And look
what it got me! NOTHING! All you have to do is sneeze, and all your dreams
will come true. *walks away whistling*
Kenshin: DIE, DAMN YOU, DIE! *tries to kill Soujiro with the chair.*
Soujiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE
CHAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into the bathroom and locks
the door.*
Kenshin: *starts banging on the door with the chair* YOU CAN'T STAY IN
THERE FOREVER! I'LL BREAK THIS $#%@ DOOR DOWN IF I HAVE TO!
Secretary Person Thingy: Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: *drops the chair and looks all innocent-like.* Yes?
Secretary Person Thingy: Dr. Smith is ready for you. Follow me, please.
*walks out of the waiting room*
Kenshin: *glares at the bathroom door and whispers* I'll be back, just you
wait... *follows the secretary person thingy.*
Aoshi: *starts sucking his thumb and glancing around nervously* I don't
like it here!!!! *cries*
Misao: *pats his back* It'll be all right, Aoshi! It will all be over soon
enough....*hums Ice Blue Eyes while she consoles Aoshi*
Aoshi: *sniff* Okay...*sniff*
Hiko: Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
Saitou: Puppy racers! They've got a motor inside! Hot wheels leading the
waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Daisies, daisies, oh wonderful daisies!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^_^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, Kenshin enters the psychiatrist's office......
Dr. Smith: *smiles warmly* Hello, Mr. Himura. My name is Dr. Smith. Please,
take a seat. *indicates cushiony chair thing*
Kenshin: DO YOU THINK I CARE WHO YOU ARE?!? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED! *sobs*
Dr. Smith: o.o
Kenshin: I mean...um....Pleased to meet you, Dr. Smith. *shakes his hand
and sits on cushiony chair thing*
Dr. Smith: *smiles* Mr. Himura, my friend, who is a director, tells me that
you are the star of a popular TV show that he directs.....How do you like
your job?
Kenshin: *staring at jar of candy on Dr. Smith's desk* What?
Oh....It's...great....just...fantastic....yeah....*fights urge to grab
candy*
Dr. Smith: Does it ever get stressful?
Kenshin: Um.....no....? *still staring at candy as if hypnotized*
Dr. Smith: Really? Not at all?
Kenshin: N-no...ARGH! CAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *lunges forward
and grabs candy, shoving it down his throat without bothering to take off
the wrappers.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *gets crazy glint
in eyes* NEED....MORE...SUGAR!
SUUUUUUUGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Smith: O.O" Mr. Himura, please think about what you're do-
Kenshin: SHUT UP! GET ME SUGAR!!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
GET ME MORE SUGAR, OR ELSE!!!!! *holds his sword to Smith's throat*
Dr. Smith: O.O Mr. Himura! Stop this at once! Calm down and take a seat!
Kenshin: *takes sword away from Smith's throat and starts smashing things
with it, looking for sugar* I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!
Dr. Smith: *dials 911*
Police: *start dragging Kenshin away*
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!! THE MAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN
CHARACTEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up. Again.*
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Kenshin: *reappears in waiting room, calmly licking the same ice cream he
had last time he blew up* Hey guys.
Kaoru: THE VOI- - -Hi Kenshin! Wow! You're done already?
Kenshin: ^__^ Yep! Dr. Smith is a very nice psychiatrist, that he is!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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A/N: -_- It's not funny, is it? *sigh* Whatever. Review anyway.
Pleeeeeeeeease?