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A/N: YAY REVIEWERS!
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Title Announcer Guy: Why does she pay me to tell you there's no title?
Chapter Title Announcer Guy: Chapter 7: Dude, Where's His Scar?!?
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So the horrible, evil, vile, disgusting, terrible, and just plain WRONG
task of waiting is being done by the Rurouni Kenshin cast. Oh yeah, the
psychiatrist is now scared of Kenshin, and the police force is very
confused.
Misao: Waiting...is....EVIL!!!!!! (starts tearing wallpaper off the walls
and eating it)
Sano: (wakes up from huge head injury caused by plastic spoon) I wanted a
pony, but they said 'Nooooooo way, Sanosuke! You'll just turn it EVIL and
take over the world and then we'll be DOOMED!' And I cried and cried and
cried and cried and cried and cried and then they said 'Shut up, Sanosuke!
If you don't you'll just turn us all EVIL and take over the world and then
we'll be DOOMED!' and then I just stared at them. And I realized that these
people were not my parents.
Hiko: I do not have a drinking problem...I..have..no...problems...I am
all...powerful.....and...all knowing....and....all
kitty...wha?.....kangaroos are....yeah.... (falls over, a couple hundred
empty bottles of sake next to him)
Saitou: Daisy, daisy, lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Kenshin: (to secretary/receptionist)
Sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugars
ugarsugarsugarsugar?
Secretary/Receptionist: o.0 Okay. (walks away)
Kaoru: KENSHINKENSHINKENSHIN! THE VOICES ARE BACK! WE HAVE TO GET
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER TO
THE PAPER! (holds up THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER and runs around the office,
screaming about voices)
Megumi: Heh heh heh....coooooooffffffffeeeeeeee...heh
heh.....yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....(twitching uncontrollably)
Yahiko: (is slowly being sucked into DA MADNESS!!) (twitches)
Too...much...insanity...can't....hold....on....NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Aoshi: (looks at Kenshin) Dude, where's your scar?
Everyone: (stops and stares at Kenshin)
Saitou: Dude, where's his scar?!?
Sano: Dude, where's his scar?
Hiko: Dude, where's his scar???
Megumi: Dude, where's his scar?!
Kaoru: Dude, where's his scar???
Yahiko: Dude, where's his scar?
Yumi: Dude, where's his scar?
Misao: Dude, where's his scar?
Soujiro: Dude, where's his scar???
Shishio: Dude, where's his scar? (goes back to fighting off a huge group of
kangaroos in Australia)
Me: (pops up) DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! WHERE'S HIS SCAR?!?! (jumps out of
story)
Enishi: (leaps out of the wall) Dude. Where is his scar? (walks back into
the wall)
Kenshin: o.o Umm....Guys, my scar's right here. (points to scar)
Aoshi: Dude! I, like, can't see it! AHHHH! (starts crying)
Sano: I know! It, like, DISAPPEARED!
Kenshin: It's..right here....(points to scar again)
Hiko: DUDE! We, like, have to do something!
Kaoru: No, dude! Like, wait a second! We CAN see it! We, like, just have to
figure out how, dude!
Saitou: Maybe we should, like, get x-ray vision, dude!
Kenshin: o.0 I think I'll just stay out of this....(A/N: He's sensitive
about his scar. Baka sensitivity is blocking out sugar-addiction.)
Aoshi: No, dude! We can, like, use our ~*~imagination~*~! (holds hands
above head and brings them down slowly. A rainbow appears.)
Megumi: TASTE THE RAINBOW! (grabs rainbow and takes a bite out of it)
Yahiko: DUDE! You, like, ruined our only chance to, like, save Kenshin's
scar from sure destruction!!!!!
Sure Destruction: Dude! He's, like, right, dude!
Kenshin: I will erode your stone statue into tiny pieces of rubble!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kaoru: DUDE! YOU ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!! (starts crying)
Dude: (appears) OKAY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!
Everyone: O.O
Kenshin: ...Sugar?
Dude: ^_^ OKIE DOKE! (gives Kenshin a bag of sugar and disappears)
Hiko: DOKE rhymes with COKE!
Yahiko: Why is there no plot in this chapter?
Kenshin: Because the authoress left.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, with the authoress....
Me: ....What? Rounding decimals square root of...cheese? English terms
description vivid verbs cookies chocolate notebook ripped paper vocabulary
dog food???? Poem turkey? Orchestra cheeseburger?!?! ORO?!?!?!?!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (starts doing exactly what Soujiro did when he went
nuts and hit his head on things and yelled and stuff and said Kenshin
frustrated him)
Yami T: Er....She's having a little bit of trouble with her homework.....
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Yahiko: -_-;; Oh.
Scary Music: (plays for no apparent reason) DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Megumi: OH NO! SCARY MUSIC!
Misao: WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED GRAPE FRUIT!
Aoshi: Grape juice! Juicy fruit! THINGS!
Saitou: Da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Launch the rocket, Edward! CLEAR
SKIES!
Sano: Oh look attack mosquito jeez we're dying no we're not GAZEBO
FRUITCAKE!
Kaoru: THE VOICES! WE'RE...green...I like....what is...lamps.....secret
identity....broccoli....canned....panda
bear.....guards....concrete....sing.....hahaaaaa....(faints from lack
of...something...)
Soujiro: I haven't been talking for a long time! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Authoress! COME BACK! PLEASE!
Yahiko: YEAH! WE'RE DYING!!!!!!!!
Kenshin, Sano, Hiko, Saitou, Aoshi, and Misao: We are?
Yahiko: Yes! Go tell the authoress!
Kenshin: Okay! HEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP USSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! WE'RE
DYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: DYING! WE'RE DYING! COME BACK!
Sano: CAKE! YUM! (starts eating cake) Umm..I mean...SAVE ME! I'M DYING!
Hiko: EAGLES! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA DYING COME BACK EAGLES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
BAGLE!!!!!!!
Saitou: Come back. We're dying.
Aoshi: ROCKET SHIP! WHEEEEEEEE! (runs around, waving his arms and making
rocket ship noises)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: (comes back) NOOOOOOOO! KENSHIN CAN NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!! (starts giving
the story a plot)
Yami T: You do know they're all lying?
Me: KENSHIN CAN'T LIE! Literally. He has a shock-collar that shocks him
when he lies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kenshin: Hey! I'm not getting shocked! WE ARE DYING! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: I HAVE RETURNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Ahem.
Everyone: The End.
Authoress: Wait! I just got back!
Everyone: THE. END.
Authoress: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least I can
do the next chapter.
Kenshin: No you can't! I want to do it! ME DO! (points to self)
Authoress: NO! ME DO! (points to self)
Kenshin: NO, ME!
Authoress: NO!!!! MY STORY! MY CHAPTERS!! ME! DO! (uses magical keyboard
to...sedate Kenshin.)
Kenshin: (has blank look on face) Pretty....colors....la la la....
TO BE CONTINUED........
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A/N: BAKA SCHOOL! BAKA HOMEWORK! BAKA EVERYTHING! About the taste the
rainbow thing-----Kohana, aka Egyptian Lobster Guy did that after I did the
~*~imagination~*~ thing, so I have to give her credit for that idea. Also,
PLEASE R&R HER STORY, YAHIKO'S MISSING! (see story ID in chapter six)
I am going to burn down Wal Mart! Just because I can! It'll let me let out
some pent up frustration! Anyone want to join me? I hate Wal Mart! They
have too much stuff, and they don't have enough stuff! Hair dryers! PURPLE!
BOO!
Who the heck thought that saying 'boo' would scare people?!? How stupid do
you have to be to think that? Why does everyone say ghosts say 'boo!'?!?!
Why wouldn't they say 'googleplex!' or 'toothpick!'??? WHY DON'T YOU
KNOW?!?! HUH? TELL ME! OR I'LL KILL YOU! ARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!
This chapter stinks! So did the last one! THEY ALL STINK!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (No, Aharah Musici, I'm not putting myself down. I'm
just yelling at practically everything that moves for no apparent reason.)
You know what? School is sucking all the funny out of me! WHY?!?! IT'S
EVIL, I TELL YOU!!!! We have to stop this! You know why? BECAUSE! THAT'S
WHY! APPLE CIDER BROWNIES DON'T TASTE GOOD WITH RELISH! GOT IT? GOOD! DAMN
THOSE COLORED PENCILS! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
....Yeah. Review. Now. Or else.
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Title Announcer Guy: Why does she pay me to tell you there's no title?
Chapter Title Announcer Guy: Chapter 7: Dude, Where's His Scar?!?
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So the horrible, evil, vile, disgusting, terrible, and just plain WRONG
task of waiting is being done by the Rurouni Kenshin cast. Oh yeah, the
psychiatrist is now scared of Kenshin, and the police force is very
confused.
Misao: Waiting...is....EVIL!!!!!! (starts tearing wallpaper off the walls
and eating it)
Sano: (wakes up from huge head injury caused by plastic spoon) I wanted a
pony, but they said 'Nooooooo way, Sanosuke! You'll just turn it EVIL and
take over the world and then we'll be DOOMED!' And I cried and cried and
cried and cried and cried and cried and then they said 'Shut up, Sanosuke!
If you don't you'll just turn us all EVIL and take over the world and then
we'll be DOOMED!' and then I just stared at them. And I realized that these
people were not my parents.
Hiko: I do not have a drinking problem...I..have..no...problems...I am
all...powerful.....and...all knowing....and....all
kitty...wha?.....kangaroos are....yeah.... (falls over, a couple hundred
empty bottles of sake next to him)
Saitou: Daisy, daisy, lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Kenshin: (to secretary/receptionist)
Sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugars
ugarsugarsugarsugar?
Secretary/Receptionist: o.0 Okay. (walks away)
Kaoru: KENSHINKENSHINKENSHIN! THE VOICES ARE BACK! WE HAVE TO GET
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER TO
THE PAPER! (holds up THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER and runs around the office,
screaming about voices)
Megumi: Heh heh heh....coooooooffffffffeeeeeeee...heh
heh.....yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....(twitching uncontrollably)
Yahiko: (is slowly being sucked into DA MADNESS!!) (twitches)
Too...much...insanity...can't....hold....on....NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Aoshi: (looks at Kenshin) Dude, where's your scar?
Everyone: (stops and stares at Kenshin)
Saitou: Dude, where's his scar?!?
Sano: Dude, where's his scar?
Hiko: Dude, where's his scar???
Megumi: Dude, where's his scar?!
Kaoru: Dude, where's his scar???
Yahiko: Dude, where's his scar?
Yumi: Dude, where's his scar?
Misao: Dude, where's his scar?
Soujiro: Dude, where's his scar???
Shishio: Dude, where's his scar? (goes back to fighting off a huge group of
kangaroos in Australia)
Me: (pops up) DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! WHERE'S HIS SCAR?!?! (jumps out of
story)
Enishi: (leaps out of the wall) Dude. Where is his scar? (walks back into
the wall)
Kenshin: o.o Umm....Guys, my scar's right here. (points to scar)
Aoshi: Dude! I, like, can't see it! AHHHH! (starts crying)
Sano: I know! It, like, DISAPPEARED!
Kenshin: It's..right here....(points to scar again)
Hiko: DUDE! We, like, have to do something!
Kaoru: No, dude! Like, wait a second! We CAN see it! We, like, just have to
figure out how, dude!
Saitou: Maybe we should, like, get x-ray vision, dude!
Kenshin: o.0 I think I'll just stay out of this....(A/N: He's sensitive
about his scar. Baka sensitivity is blocking out sugar-addiction.)
Aoshi: No, dude! We can, like, use our ~*~imagination~*~! (holds hands
above head and brings them down slowly. A rainbow appears.)
Megumi: TASTE THE RAINBOW! (grabs rainbow and takes a bite out of it)
Yahiko: DUDE! You, like, ruined our only chance to, like, save Kenshin's
scar from sure destruction!!!!!
Sure Destruction: Dude! He's, like, right, dude!
Kenshin: I will erode your stone statue into tiny pieces of rubble!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kaoru: DUDE! YOU ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!! (starts crying)
Dude: (appears) OKAY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!
Everyone: O.O
Kenshin: ...Sugar?
Dude: ^_^ OKIE DOKE! (gives Kenshin a bag of sugar and disappears)
Hiko: DOKE rhymes with COKE!
Yahiko: Why is there no plot in this chapter?
Kenshin: Because the authoress left.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, with the authoress....
Me: ....What? Rounding decimals square root of...cheese? English terms
description vivid verbs cookies chocolate notebook ripped paper vocabulary
dog food???? Poem turkey? Orchestra cheeseburger?!?! ORO?!?!?!?!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (starts doing exactly what Soujiro did when he went
nuts and hit his head on things and yelled and stuff and said Kenshin
frustrated him)
Yami T: Er....She's having a little bit of trouble with her homework.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yahiko: -_-;; Oh.
Scary Music: (plays for no apparent reason) DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Megumi: OH NO! SCARY MUSIC!
Misao: WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED GRAPE FRUIT!
Aoshi: Grape juice! Juicy fruit! THINGS!
Saitou: Da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Launch the rocket, Edward! CLEAR
SKIES!
Sano: Oh look attack mosquito jeez we're dying no we're not GAZEBO
FRUITCAKE!
Kaoru: THE VOICES! WE'RE...green...I like....what is...lamps.....secret
identity....broccoli....canned....panda
bear.....guards....concrete....sing.....hahaaaaa....(faints from lack
of...something...)
Soujiro: I haven't been talking for a long time! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Authoress! COME BACK! PLEASE!
Yahiko: YEAH! WE'RE DYING!!!!!!!!
Kenshin, Sano, Hiko, Saitou, Aoshi, and Misao: We are?
Yahiko: Yes! Go tell the authoress!
Kenshin: Okay! HEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP USSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! WE'RE
DYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: DYING! WE'RE DYING! COME BACK!
Sano: CAKE! YUM! (starts eating cake) Umm..I mean...SAVE ME! I'M DYING!
Hiko: EAGLES! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA DYING COME BACK EAGLES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
BAGLE!!!!!!!
Saitou: Come back. We're dying.
Aoshi: ROCKET SHIP! WHEEEEEEEE! (runs around, waving his arms and making
rocket ship noises)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: (comes back) NOOOOOOOO! KENSHIN CAN NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!! (starts giving
the story a plot)
Yami T: You do know they're all lying?
Me: KENSHIN CAN'T LIE! Literally. He has a shock-collar that shocks him
when he lies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kenshin: Hey! I'm not getting shocked! WE ARE DYING! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: I HAVE RETURNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Ahem.
Everyone: The End.
Authoress: Wait! I just got back!
Everyone: THE. END.
Authoress: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least I can
do the next chapter.
Kenshin: No you can't! I want to do it! ME DO! (points to self)
Authoress: NO! ME DO! (points to self)
Kenshin: NO, ME!
Authoress: NO!!!! MY STORY! MY CHAPTERS!! ME! DO! (uses magical keyboard
to...sedate Kenshin.)
Kenshin: (has blank look on face) Pretty....colors....la la la....
TO BE CONTINUED........
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A/N: BAKA SCHOOL! BAKA HOMEWORK! BAKA EVERYTHING! About the taste the
rainbow thing-----Kohana, aka Egyptian Lobster Guy did that after I did the
~*~imagination~*~ thing, so I have to give her credit for that idea. Also,
PLEASE R&R HER STORY, YAHIKO'S MISSING! (see story ID in chapter six)
I am going to burn down Wal Mart! Just because I can! It'll let me let out
some pent up frustration! Anyone want to join me? I hate Wal Mart! They
have too much stuff, and they don't have enough stuff! Hair dryers! PURPLE!
BOO!
Who the heck thought that saying 'boo' would scare people?!? How stupid do
you have to be to think that? Why does everyone say ghosts say 'boo!'?!?!
Why wouldn't they say 'googleplex!' or 'toothpick!'??? WHY DON'T YOU
KNOW?!?! HUH? TELL ME! OR I'LL KILL YOU! ARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!
This chapter stinks! So did the last one! THEY ALL STINK!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (No, Aharah Musici, I'm not putting myself down. I'm
just yelling at practically everything that moves for no apparent reason.)
You know what? School is sucking all the funny out of me! WHY?!?! IT'S
EVIL, I TELL YOU!!!! We have to stop this! You know why? BECAUSE! THAT'S
WHY! APPLE CIDER BROWNIES DON'T TASTE GOOD WITH RELISH! GOT IT? GOOD! DAMN
THOSE COLORED PENCILS! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
....Yeah. Review. Now. Or else.
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