Disclaimer: Okay, I admit it, there is no such thing as counterfeit
chickenrats. It was all a plot to take over the government. Okay? Okay.
A/N: Sorry about the late update....And if you haven't noticed, most of my
other stories are...dead..for now. If enough of you REALLY like them, I'll
keep them going, but I've really started more than I can finish right now.
Cooking With Bakura and Two Wanderers will remain one-shots...The Story
That Has No Title will be updated occasionally...But at this time, this fic
and Golden Eyes will be my main projects.
Please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssse read ELG's story,
Yahiko's Missing. (See chapter six for story id.)
Ah, yes...I almost forgot....I'm too lazy to figure out who the fiftieth
reviewer is, so whoever you are, congratulations! You won absolutely
nothing! Well, okay, you can have this..*holds up a dirty, moldy, flea
infested sock, complete with numerous holes.* But you have to take good
care of it. IT IS SACRED!
Sock: *starts glowing eerily*
o.0 AH! IT'S...GLOWING EERILY! *throws sock out window* 'Kay. Guess you
can't have it.
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Yes, the cast is STILL waiting...and waiting...and waiting...and
waiting...So..yeah. They're waiting.
Aoshi: LOOK! I DISCOVERED SOMETHING!
Everyone: What is it?
Aoshi: *holds up hand* I have FIVE fingers on EACH hand!!! See?! *starts
counting* One, two, three, four, five! *gazes at his fingers in amazement*
Misao: AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!! *resumes
chewing the wallpaper*
Kenshin: Italian food tastes good with mashed up screwdrivers, that it
does.
Sano: OR DOES IT?
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Kaoru: You know what?
Kenshin: What?
Kaoru: Nooooooooooooboooooooooody knoooooooooooooows.
Sano: OR DO THEY?!?
Kenshin DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!!
Megumi: Cooooooooooffffeeeeeee.....I saved an orphan foal!
Yahiko: It's a TRUE STORY!
Sano: OR IS IT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!
Yahiko: It is.
Saitou: Really?
Yahiko: Yup.
Saitou: Why?
Megumi: Because he was a preeeeettttttyyyyyy foal!
Aoshi: What color?
Megumi: *smiles dementedly* The color of COFFEE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Come
here, Cappuccino!
Cappuccino: *the bay yearling walks calmly into the waiting room, a piece
of hay sticking out of his mouth.* *blinks at them. Looks cute.*
Everyone: *stares at him.* *awkward silence.*
Kenshin: *whispers* Everybody, go 'awwww'.
Everyone: *nods* Awwwwwwwww! ^_^
Hiko: *suddenly leaps up and starts yelling at a cloud* YOU! YOU HAVE
STOLEN THE GREAT CRIMSON SWORD OF THE GARBLOTOTRAVORIX! *leaps out the
window* I'LL GET YOU!!!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! *runs off into the
distance*
Soujiro: *talking to a table* But Francis! Your name is Joe! What is the
capital of North Carolina?! How am I supposed to know that?!?! I live in
JAPAN, damn it! What? I don't need a cell phone! I have a cell phone! No,
it doesn't have pictures of turtles all over it..No, no, it's blue, not
gray. What do you mean you're Santa Claus? That doesn't make sense! You're
stupid! Shut up! No, you! No, you! YOU SHUT UP! *starts strangling the
table..if that's possible*
Kenshin: *twitches* Evil...broke
my...sword...must..kill...need...chair...*grabs a chair and starts towards
Soujiro*
Cappuccino: *blinks, confused, and walks away*
Megumi: NOOOOOOOOOO! CAPPUCCINO!!!!!! I NEED YOU TO SURVIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of the room, still clutching a cup of coffee*
Aoshi: *muttering to himself* I am NOT a penguin, no matter how hard they
try to pretend I am!
Misao: Of course you're not...o.0
Aoshi: *looks scared* Who told you that?!
Misao: O.o Told me what?
Aoshi: NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO CONFUSE ME! *starts crying*
Secretary Person Thinger: Mr. Aoshi Shinomori? Please follow me; Dr. Smith
is waiting in the back room.
Aoshi: ^__^ All right! *follows her into the room, humming happily*
Dr. Smith: *smiles pleasantly* Hello there. Please take a seat. My name is
Dr. Smith...You're Mr. Shinomori, right?
Aoshi: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!?! *points at a picture of Smith's wife.* WAS IT
HER?!? *points at another photo. Starts pointing at various photos and the
secretary peoples* OR MAYBE HIM?! OR HER? OR THIS GUY?!? HUH? OR MAYBE IT
WAS HIM! *points to himself*
Dr. Smith: Actually..your director filled out a form for you with your name
on it....But that isn't important. Now, let's not stray from the main
topic. Why do you think you are here?
Aoshi: *shrugs* I dunno.
Dr. Smith: Think. There must be something you can think of.
Aoshi: *stares at him.*
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Aoshi: *blinks.*
ONE DAY LATER
Aoshi: OKAY, FINE! I HAVE PROBLEMS! BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR *#$% BUSINESS!
*sobs*
Dr. Smith: Calm down, sir...Now, what was your childhood like?
Aoshi: I was raised by a family of cross-dressing polar bears in the
Bahamas because my real family joined the circus and never came back.
Dr. Smith: That's...er....interesting, Mr. Shinomori....
Aoshi: I JUST WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!! *starts crying*
Sanosuke: *pops up* What about Six Flags?!
Aoshi: THAT TOO!!!!! *sobs*
Yumi: *falls from the ceiling* GUESS WHAT?!?
Aoshi and Sanosuke: WHAT?!?!
Yumi: I PUT BOMBS IN THIS PLACE! AND IT'S GONNA BLOW UP! NOW!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Aoshi: YAY! *stops crying abruptly and runs out of the room*
Sano: BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP! *follows*
Yumi: I need to organize my statues of famous toothpicks!!!! *disappears.
Poof.*
*Sanosuke and Aoshi rush into the room that Kenshin and everybody are
waiting in.*
Everyone: *stops and stares at them*
Sano: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Aoshi: IT'S GONNA GO BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: Or is- - -
Everyone: SHADDAP!!!!
Saitou: Well, the state flower of Noah's Ark is actually a MOOSE!
Everyone: *blinks at him*
Saitou: What? It's TRUE!
Yahiko: But is it a TRUE STORY?
Saitou: SUNSHINEY DAYS! *throws a rock at Yahiko and runs out of the room*
Kaoru: I have hair..HAIR!!!!!! *does a back flip.*
Kenshin: I can do that! *does a back flip*
Yahiko: Meeeeee tooooooooooo! *turns into a caterpillar and crawls away.*
Misao: Spooooooooooooonss aaaaarrrrrrreeee shiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnyyyyy!!!!!
DAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOXXXDROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Kenshin: Dargorloxdro? I saw that guy on the cereal box!
Sano: So did I!
Aoshi: ME TOO!
Misao: I DID, TOO!
Soujiro: And me!
Sano: WOW! We ALL saw the SAME THING!
All: *stand there, wondering how such an amazing thing could happen.*
Kenshin: Sano....? Isn't this place supposed to blow up?
Misao: It already did!
Psychiatrist Building: *has exploded without any noise or anything. is
nothing more than a pile of rubble.*
Kenshin: Oh.
Aoshi: CANNED BEANS ARE GOOD FOR THE SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUL! *sits down on the
sidewalk and stares into space.*
Kenshin, Sano, Misao, and Soujiro: *sit down next to him and stare into
space.*
TO BE CONTINUED......
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chickenrats. It was all a plot to take over the government. Okay? Okay.
A/N: Sorry about the late update....And if you haven't noticed, most of my
other stories are...dead..for now. If enough of you REALLY like them, I'll
keep them going, but I've really started more than I can finish right now.
Cooking With Bakura and Two Wanderers will remain one-shots...The Story
That Has No Title will be updated occasionally...But at this time, this fic
and Golden Eyes will be my main projects.
Please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssse read ELG's story,
Yahiko's Missing. (See chapter six for story id.)
Ah, yes...I almost forgot....I'm too lazy to figure out who the fiftieth
reviewer is, so whoever you are, congratulations! You won absolutely
nothing! Well, okay, you can have this..*holds up a dirty, moldy, flea
infested sock, complete with numerous holes.* But you have to take good
care of it. IT IS SACRED!
Sock: *starts glowing eerily*
o.0 AH! IT'S...GLOWING EERILY! *throws sock out window* 'Kay. Guess you
can't have it.
_________________________________________
Yes, the cast is STILL waiting...and waiting...and waiting...and
waiting...So..yeah. They're waiting.
Aoshi: LOOK! I DISCOVERED SOMETHING!
Everyone: What is it?
Aoshi: *holds up hand* I have FIVE fingers on EACH hand!!! See?! *starts
counting* One, two, three, four, five! *gazes at his fingers in amazement*
Misao: AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!! *resumes
chewing the wallpaper*
Kenshin: Italian food tastes good with mashed up screwdrivers, that it
does.
Sano: OR DOES IT?
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Kaoru: You know what?
Kenshin: What?
Kaoru: Nooooooooooooboooooooooody knoooooooooooooows.
Sano: OR DO THEY?!?
Kenshin DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!!
Megumi: Cooooooooooffffeeeeeee.....I saved an orphan foal!
Yahiko: It's a TRUE STORY!
Sano: OR IS IT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!
Yahiko: It is.
Saitou: Really?
Yahiko: Yup.
Saitou: Why?
Megumi: Because he was a preeeeettttttyyyyyy foal!
Aoshi: What color?
Megumi: *smiles dementedly* The color of COFFEE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Come
here, Cappuccino!
Cappuccino: *the bay yearling walks calmly into the waiting room, a piece
of hay sticking out of his mouth.* *blinks at them. Looks cute.*
Everyone: *stares at him.* *awkward silence.*
Kenshin: *whispers* Everybody, go 'awwww'.
Everyone: *nods* Awwwwwwwww! ^_^
Hiko: *suddenly leaps up and starts yelling at a cloud* YOU! YOU HAVE
STOLEN THE GREAT CRIMSON SWORD OF THE GARBLOTOTRAVORIX! *leaps out the
window* I'LL GET YOU!!!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! *runs off into the
distance*
Soujiro: *talking to a table* But Francis! Your name is Joe! What is the
capital of North Carolina?! How am I supposed to know that?!?! I live in
JAPAN, damn it! What? I don't need a cell phone! I have a cell phone! No,
it doesn't have pictures of turtles all over it..No, no, it's blue, not
gray. What do you mean you're Santa Claus? That doesn't make sense! You're
stupid! Shut up! No, you! No, you! YOU SHUT UP! *starts strangling the
table..if that's possible*
Kenshin: *twitches* Evil...broke
my...sword...must..kill...need...chair...*grabs a chair and starts towards
Soujiro*
Cappuccino: *blinks, confused, and walks away*
Megumi: NOOOOOOOOOO! CAPPUCCINO!!!!!! I NEED YOU TO SURVIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of the room, still clutching a cup of coffee*
Aoshi: *muttering to himself* I am NOT a penguin, no matter how hard they
try to pretend I am!
Misao: Of course you're not...o.0
Aoshi: *looks scared* Who told you that?!
Misao: O.o Told me what?
Aoshi: NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO CONFUSE ME! *starts crying*
Secretary Person Thinger: Mr. Aoshi Shinomori? Please follow me; Dr. Smith
is waiting in the back room.
Aoshi: ^__^ All right! *follows her into the room, humming happily*
Dr. Smith: *smiles pleasantly* Hello there. Please take a seat. My name is
Dr. Smith...You're Mr. Shinomori, right?
Aoshi: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!?! *points at a picture of Smith's wife.* WAS IT
HER?!? *points at another photo. Starts pointing at various photos and the
secretary peoples* OR MAYBE HIM?! OR HER? OR THIS GUY?!? HUH? OR MAYBE IT
WAS HIM! *points to himself*
Dr. Smith: Actually..your director filled out a form for you with your name
on it....But that isn't important. Now, let's not stray from the main
topic. Why do you think you are here?
Aoshi: *shrugs* I dunno.
Dr. Smith: Think. There must be something you can think of.
Aoshi: *stares at him.*
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Aoshi: *blinks.*
ONE DAY LATER
Aoshi: OKAY, FINE! I HAVE PROBLEMS! BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR *#$% BUSINESS!
*sobs*
Dr. Smith: Calm down, sir...Now, what was your childhood like?
Aoshi: I was raised by a family of cross-dressing polar bears in the
Bahamas because my real family joined the circus and never came back.
Dr. Smith: That's...er....interesting, Mr. Shinomori....
Aoshi: I JUST WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!! *starts crying*
Sanosuke: *pops up* What about Six Flags?!
Aoshi: THAT TOO!!!!! *sobs*
Yumi: *falls from the ceiling* GUESS WHAT?!?
Aoshi and Sanosuke: WHAT?!?!
Yumi: I PUT BOMBS IN THIS PLACE! AND IT'S GONNA BLOW UP! NOW!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Aoshi: YAY! *stops crying abruptly and runs out of the room*
Sano: BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP! *follows*
Yumi: I need to organize my statues of famous toothpicks!!!! *disappears.
Poof.*
*Sanosuke and Aoshi rush into the room that Kenshin and everybody are
waiting in.*
Everyone: *stops and stares at them*
Sano: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Aoshi: IT'S GONNA GO BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: Or is- - -
Everyone: SHADDAP!!!!
Saitou: Well, the state flower of Noah's Ark is actually a MOOSE!
Everyone: *blinks at him*
Saitou: What? It's TRUE!
Yahiko: But is it a TRUE STORY?
Saitou: SUNSHINEY DAYS! *throws a rock at Yahiko and runs out of the room*
Kaoru: I have hair..HAIR!!!!!! *does a back flip.*
Kenshin: I can do that! *does a back flip*
Yahiko: Meeeeee tooooooooooo! *turns into a caterpillar and crawls away.*
Misao: Spooooooooooooonss aaaaarrrrrrreeee shiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnyyyyy!!!!!
DAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOXXXDROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Kenshin: Dargorloxdro? I saw that guy on the cereal box!
Sano: So did I!
Aoshi: ME TOO!
Misao: I DID, TOO!
Soujiro: And me!
Sano: WOW! We ALL saw the SAME THING!
All: *stand there, wondering how such an amazing thing could happen.*
Kenshin: Sano....? Isn't this place supposed to blow up?
Misao: It already did!
Psychiatrist Building: *has exploded without any noise or anything. is
nothing more than a pile of rubble.*
Kenshin: Oh.
Aoshi: CANNED BEANS ARE GOOD FOR THE SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUL! *sits down on the
sidewalk and stares into space.*
Kenshin, Sano, Misao, and Soujiro: *sit down next to him and stare into
space.*
TO BE CONTINUED......
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