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A/N: I'm so glad you all like this pointless, plotless fic! Thanks for the
reviews! ^__________^ They make me feel so special ecial ecial!!!!!!
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Chapter Title Announcer Guy: Chapter 9: Have a Very Pirate-y Christmas!
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So, eventually everyone made their way back to the studio. Even
Shishio. And Yahiko became human again because of a magical ritual
performed by the jungle gym at the local school's playground. All was well.
But boring. Really, really boring.
Everyone: *sitting in the coffee break room thinger. Are bored. Really,
really bored.* ....
Kenshin: *suddenly leaps up* It's CHRISTMAS! ^______^
Sano: No it isn't.
Kenshin: o.o Oh. *sits back down and stares at the ground*
Everyone else: ....
Kenshin: .....
Everyone else: .....
Kenshin: ......
Everyone else: .....
*fifteen minutes pass*
Kenshin: *leaps up again* NOW IT IS! LET'S GET PRESENTS! *crashes through
the wall*
Kaoru: *twitch* VOICES *twitch* Okay, let's go! *crashes through another
spot in the wall*
Sano: PREEEEEESSSSSSEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!! *crashes through a
different wall, followed by Yahiko*
Aoshi: JUST BECAUSE I NEVER GOT PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE
TO RUB IT IN!!! THE POLAR BEARS COULDN'T AFFORD IT, OKAY?!? *starts crying
again*
Misao: DON'T WORRY, AOSHI-SAMA! I WILL GET YOU THE BESTESTEST PRESENT IN
THE WOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!! *crashes through another wall*
Aoshi: YAY! NOW I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR! Because I am HONORABLE!!!!! *leaps
out the window and runs away*
Soujiro: YESSSSS!!!! THE CHAIR-DEMON HAS LEFT! *gets some stale sugar free
cookies from the cabinet and munches them calmly* ^___^
Saitou: NO! YOU CANNOT EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Hiko: HE'S RIGHT! WE MUST GET SAKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! And presents.
Soujiro: Why?
Saitou: IT'S CHRISTMAS! AHOU! MUST GO BUY SELF PRESENTS! *crashes through
another spot in the wall*
Megumi: TELL THE PEOPLE! *crashes through the ceiling and flies away to get
presents*
Hiko: SAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *crashes through the closed window.*
Soujiro: But I thought it was Halloween! Oh well! I guess I'll go get
presents for everyone! Except the chair-demon. Wanna come, Shishio-sama?
Shishio: I can't!
Soujiro: Why not?
Shishio: I don't believe in Christmas! I'm IRISH! *Irish-sounding laughter*
Yumi: *glances at them, turning the Game Boy off.* Irish people can still
believe in Christmas. In fact, a lot of Irish people celebrate Christmas,
Shishio-sama.
Shishio: But it's not Christmas! IT'S SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! *snaps his
fingers. His bandages and gloves turn green, and he is suddenly wearing a
green leprechaun hat with a shamrock sticking out of it.*
IRIIIIIIIIIIIIISH! *starts river dancing.*
Soujiro: O.o I think I'll just leave now. *actually OPENS the DOOR and
walks out of the room*
Yumi: Well, I guess I'll go wander the streets aimlessly! *goes through one
of the holes made by the other peoples in the wall and wanders the streets
aimlessly.*
*Three days pass, and no one has returned from their Christmas shopping.
Shishio hasn't stopped river dancing. Yumi is still wandering the streets
aimlessly. And the director is waiting (im)patiently for them all to
return.*
Director: WHERE ARE THOSE IDIOTS?!?!
Shishio: Don't ask me! I'm IRISH!
Everyone: *suddenly appears, all holding presents*
Kenshin: WE GOT PREEEEEESSSSEEEENNNNTTTSSS!!!!!!
Director: -_- I can see that.
Sano: Or can you?
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
All: *start attacking the presents.*
Presents: *are all empty shoe boxes covered with wrapping paper.*
Aoshi: THANK YOU MISAO! THIS PRESENT IS THE BESTESTEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!
Misao: THANK YOU!!!! SO IS YOURS, AOSHI-SAMA!!!!!!
Both: YAAAAAAY! *hug each other*
Everyone: Awwwwwwww!!!!!! ^____^
Misao and Aoshi: o.o *blink at each other and back away slowly, then go
back to opening presents*
Kenshin: CHRISTMAS IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Saitou: Dance to the music!
Hiko: What music?
Saitou: ...
Hiko: o.0
Saitou: ....nevermind.... *walks away*
Sano: WAIT! I just realized something!
All: What?
Sano: We're PIRATES!
Kenshin: No we're---
*Everyone is suddenly on a boat in the middle of the ocean.*
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: o.0 *pokes Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: Kenshin...? *pokes him again*
Kenshin: O.O
Sano: What's wrong with him?
Hiko: Maybe he needs sakeeeeeeeee....NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY SAKE!!!!
SAKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *hides his sake*
Kenshin: O.O
Saitou: 0.o *pokes him*
Misao: KENSHIN! KENSHIN! WAKE UP, KENSHIN! WAKE UP! KENSHIN! *is bouncing
up and down*
Aoshi: *is crying* OH KENSHIN, WHAT FATE HAS BEFALLEN YOU?!? STAY AWAY FROM
THE LIGHT! *starts whimpering*
He'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiiiiiiiiiiiie! *sobs*
Yumi and Shishio: *wander off somewhere below deck and start discussing
politics.*
Kenshin: O.O
Megumi: MOVE ASIDE, PEOPLE! I'M A DOCTOR! *starts taking Kenshin's pulse*
HE LIVES! HE LIIIIIIIIIIVES! But he has a severe case of NOTHING!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! COFFEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps off the boat and swims off to live
with dolphins.*
Everyone (besides Kenshin): O.o
Kenshin: *stands up, brushes himself off, and walks into the kitchen on the
boat to get sugar.*
Aoshi: *stops crying abruptly and sits down, humming to himself* ^___^
Kaoru: OMG! KENSHIN'S DISAPPEARED!
Sanosuke: No he hasn't. He just went to the k---
Kaoru: YES HE DID! WITHOUT HIM WE'LL ALL DIE!
Kenshin: *comes out of the kitchen, licking a lollipop* Hi. ^__^
Kaoru: KENSHIN! YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him*
Kenshin: O.O CAN'T.....BREATHE...
Hiko: I CAN'T, EITHER! IT'S A DISEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEE!!!!!! DIE, DISEASE!
*starts swinging his sword at thin air*
Kaoru: *lets go of Kenshin and holds THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER above her
head.* Clearly, the ALL POWERFUL PAPER has returned our dear Kenshin to us!
THE GODS ARE PLEASED WITH US! AND WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE SINNERS! YIPPEE!
Saitou: Kami-sama, don't listen to her. She's crazy.
Kami-sama: *appears* Reeeeeeally?
Saitou: Yup.
Kami-sama: Reeeeally reeeeeeally?
Saitou: *nods*
Kami-sama: Okay, then. *disappears*
Soujiro: I have not spoken! DIALOGUE! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW! *suddenly is
wearing a cowboy outfit*
Yahiko: IDIOT! We're pirates, not cowboys!
Misao: *looks confused. Is wearing a space suit.* I thought we were
astronauts!
Yahiko: We're PIRATES! Why else would we be in the middle of an ocean on a
pirate ship?
Soujiro: Well, we could be cowboys! But on a pirate ship!
Misao: Yeah! Astronauts ride pirate ships! ..Don't they? *looks confused
again*
Aoshi: *wearing a hula skirt over his trench coat, a motorcycle helmet on
his head, bowling shoes, and strumming a guitar.* Hooooome, hoooome on the
raaange!
Soujiro: I TOLD YOU WE WERE COWBOYS! *gets a guitar out of no where and
starts playing along with Aoshi.*
Yahiko: Ar, mateys! We be pirates!
Misao: I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT!
Yahiko: NO YOU DON'T!
Misao: YES I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *attacks Yahiko*
Yahiko: AHHHHHHH! IT BUUUUUURRRNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Megumi: *swims up with a group of dolphins* COFFEEEEEE!!!!
TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *swims away*
Kenshin: O.o Orororororo....
Hiko: *still slashing at the air with his sword* DIE, DISEASE! YOU WILL
NEVER GET MY SAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Saitou: Be responsible! Wear a helmet!
Sanosuke: But.....I don't have a helmet! *starts crying*
Saitou: I DON'T CARE! WEAR IT, AHOU!
Kaoru: Sometimes phones are blue, sometimes they're green. Nobody knows
why, and nobody cares. That's just the way it is.
Misao: I WIN!
Yahiko: *is dead*
Kenshin: NO! NO ONE CAN BE KILLEDED! *revives Yahiko*
Yahiko: Thanks, Kenshin! ^__^ *starts to walk towards the kitchen thinger.
Trips. Dies.*
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *revives Yahiko again.*
Yahiko: Thanks again! *falls off the boat. Is devoured by sharks.*
Kenshin: -_- What an ahou. *revives Yahiko again.*
Yahiko: *starts to get up and walk away* Arigatou, Kensh---
Kenshin: *puts duck tape over his mouth and chains him to the ground.*
STAY! *walks away*
Yahiko: O.O Mrrmmrmmrrrmm!!!!!!
Kaoru: What?
Yahiko: Mrrrmrrrrmrrrrrmmm!!!!!!
Kaoru: Okay! *throws pickled eggs at him.* ^_^ There ya go! *walks away*
Yahiko: -_- Mrrmm.
TO BE CONTINUED......
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YAAAAAAY! What will happen next? Why are they on a pirate ship? Are they
pirates? Or are they cowboys? Or maybe astronauts? I DON'T KNOW! DON'T ASK
ME HARD QUESTIONS! R&R, please! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaassssseee! Your reviews
pay for candy! Well, not really. BUT WHO CARES?!?
REVIIIIIIIEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I'm so glad you all like this pointless, plotless fic! Thanks for the
reviews! ^__________^ They make me feel so special ecial ecial!!!!!!
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Chapter Title Announcer Guy: Chapter 9: Have a Very Pirate-y Christmas!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, eventually everyone made their way back to the studio. Even
Shishio. And Yahiko became human again because of a magical ritual
performed by the jungle gym at the local school's playground. All was well.
But boring. Really, really boring.
Everyone: *sitting in the coffee break room thinger. Are bored. Really,
really bored.* ....
Kenshin: *suddenly leaps up* It's CHRISTMAS! ^______^
Sano: No it isn't.
Kenshin: o.o Oh. *sits back down and stares at the ground*
Everyone else: ....
Kenshin: .....
Everyone else: .....
Kenshin: ......
Everyone else: .....
*fifteen minutes pass*
Kenshin: *leaps up again* NOW IT IS! LET'S GET PRESENTS! *crashes through
the wall*
Kaoru: *twitch* VOICES *twitch* Okay, let's go! *crashes through another
spot in the wall*
Sano: PREEEEEESSSSSSEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!! *crashes through a
different wall, followed by Yahiko*
Aoshi: JUST BECAUSE I NEVER GOT PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE
TO RUB IT IN!!! THE POLAR BEARS COULDN'T AFFORD IT, OKAY?!? *starts crying
again*
Misao: DON'T WORRY, AOSHI-SAMA! I WILL GET YOU THE BESTESTEST PRESENT IN
THE WOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!! *crashes through another wall*
Aoshi: YAY! NOW I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR! Because I am HONORABLE!!!!! *leaps
out the window and runs away*
Soujiro: YESSSSS!!!! THE CHAIR-DEMON HAS LEFT! *gets some stale sugar free
cookies from the cabinet and munches them calmly* ^___^
Saitou: NO! YOU CANNOT EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Hiko: HE'S RIGHT! WE MUST GET SAKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! And presents.
Soujiro: Why?
Saitou: IT'S CHRISTMAS! AHOU! MUST GO BUY SELF PRESENTS! *crashes through
another spot in the wall*
Megumi: TELL THE PEOPLE! *crashes through the ceiling and flies away to get
presents*
Hiko: SAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *crashes through the closed window.*
Soujiro: But I thought it was Halloween! Oh well! I guess I'll go get
presents for everyone! Except the chair-demon. Wanna come, Shishio-sama?
Shishio: I can't!
Soujiro: Why not?
Shishio: I don't believe in Christmas! I'm IRISH! *Irish-sounding laughter*
Yumi: *glances at them, turning the Game Boy off.* Irish people can still
believe in Christmas. In fact, a lot of Irish people celebrate Christmas,
Shishio-sama.
Shishio: But it's not Christmas! IT'S SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! *snaps his
fingers. His bandages and gloves turn green, and he is suddenly wearing a
green leprechaun hat with a shamrock sticking out of it.*
IRIIIIIIIIIIIIISH! *starts river dancing.*
Soujiro: O.o I think I'll just leave now. *actually OPENS the DOOR and
walks out of the room*
Yumi: Well, I guess I'll go wander the streets aimlessly! *goes through one
of the holes made by the other peoples in the wall and wanders the streets
aimlessly.*
*Three days pass, and no one has returned from their Christmas shopping.
Shishio hasn't stopped river dancing. Yumi is still wandering the streets
aimlessly. And the director is waiting (im)patiently for them all to
return.*
Director: WHERE ARE THOSE IDIOTS?!?!
Shishio: Don't ask me! I'm IRISH!
Everyone: *suddenly appears, all holding presents*
Kenshin: WE GOT PREEEEEESSSSEEEENNNNTTTSSS!!!!!!
Director: -_- I can see that.
Sano: Or can you?
Kenshin: DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
All: *start attacking the presents.*
Presents: *are all empty shoe boxes covered with wrapping paper.*
Aoshi: THANK YOU MISAO! THIS PRESENT IS THE BESTESTEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!
Misao: THANK YOU!!!! SO IS YOURS, AOSHI-SAMA!!!!!!
Both: YAAAAAAY! *hug each other*
Everyone: Awwwwwwww!!!!!! ^____^
Misao and Aoshi: o.o *blink at each other and back away slowly, then go
back to opening presents*
Kenshin: CHRISTMAS IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Saitou: Dance to the music!
Hiko: What music?
Saitou: ...
Hiko: o.0
Saitou: ....nevermind.... *walks away*
Sano: WAIT! I just realized something!
All: What?
Sano: We're PIRATES!
Kenshin: No we're---
*Everyone is suddenly on a boat in the middle of the ocean.*
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: o.0 *pokes Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: Kenshin...? *pokes him again*
Kenshin: O.O
Sano: What's wrong with him?
Hiko: Maybe he needs sakeeeeeeeee....NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY SAKE!!!!
SAKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *hides his sake*
Kenshin: O.O
Saitou: 0.o *pokes him*
Misao: KENSHIN! KENSHIN! WAKE UP, KENSHIN! WAKE UP! KENSHIN! *is bouncing
up and down*
Aoshi: *is crying* OH KENSHIN, WHAT FATE HAS BEFALLEN YOU?!? STAY AWAY FROM
THE LIGHT! *starts whimpering*
He'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiehe'sgonnadiiiiiiiiiiiie! *sobs*
Yumi and Shishio: *wander off somewhere below deck and start discussing
politics.*
Kenshin: O.O
Megumi: MOVE ASIDE, PEOPLE! I'M A DOCTOR! *starts taking Kenshin's pulse*
HE LIVES! HE LIIIIIIIIIIVES! But he has a severe case of NOTHING!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! COFFEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps off the boat and swims off to live
with dolphins.*
Everyone (besides Kenshin): O.o
Kenshin: *stands up, brushes himself off, and walks into the kitchen on the
boat to get sugar.*
Aoshi: *stops crying abruptly and sits down, humming to himself* ^___^
Kaoru: OMG! KENSHIN'S DISAPPEARED!
Sanosuke: No he hasn't. He just went to the k---
Kaoru: YES HE DID! WITHOUT HIM WE'LL ALL DIE!
Kenshin: *comes out of the kitchen, licking a lollipop* Hi. ^__^
Kaoru: KENSHIN! YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him*
Kenshin: O.O CAN'T.....BREATHE...
Hiko: I CAN'T, EITHER! IT'S A DISEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEE!!!!!! DIE, DISEASE!
*starts swinging his sword at thin air*
Kaoru: *lets go of Kenshin and holds THE ALL POWERFUL PAPER above her
head.* Clearly, the ALL POWERFUL PAPER has returned our dear Kenshin to us!
THE GODS ARE PLEASED WITH US! AND WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE SINNERS! YIPPEE!
Saitou: Kami-sama, don't listen to her. She's crazy.
Kami-sama: *appears* Reeeeeeally?
Saitou: Yup.
Kami-sama: Reeeeally reeeeeeally?
Saitou: *nods*
Kami-sama: Okay, then. *disappears*
Soujiro: I have not spoken! DIALOGUE! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW! *suddenly is
wearing a cowboy outfit*
Yahiko: IDIOT! We're pirates, not cowboys!
Misao: *looks confused. Is wearing a space suit.* I thought we were
astronauts!
Yahiko: We're PIRATES! Why else would we be in the middle of an ocean on a
pirate ship?
Soujiro: Well, we could be cowboys! But on a pirate ship!
Misao: Yeah! Astronauts ride pirate ships! ..Don't they? *looks confused
again*
Aoshi: *wearing a hula skirt over his trench coat, a motorcycle helmet on
his head, bowling shoes, and strumming a guitar.* Hooooome, hoooome on the
raaange!
Soujiro: I TOLD YOU WE WERE COWBOYS! *gets a guitar out of no where and
starts playing along with Aoshi.*
Yahiko: Ar, mateys! We be pirates!
Misao: I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT!
Yahiko: NO YOU DON'T!
Misao: YES I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *attacks Yahiko*
Yahiko: AHHHHHHH! IT BUUUUUURRRNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Megumi: *swims up with a group of dolphins* COFFEEEEEE!!!!
TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *swims away*
Kenshin: O.o Orororororo....
Hiko: *still slashing at the air with his sword* DIE, DISEASE! YOU WILL
NEVER GET MY SAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Saitou: Be responsible! Wear a helmet!
Sanosuke: But.....I don't have a helmet! *starts crying*
Saitou: I DON'T CARE! WEAR IT, AHOU!
Kaoru: Sometimes phones are blue, sometimes they're green. Nobody knows
why, and nobody cares. That's just the way it is.
Misao: I WIN!
Yahiko: *is dead*
Kenshin: NO! NO ONE CAN BE KILLEDED! *revives Yahiko*
Yahiko: Thanks, Kenshin! ^__^ *starts to walk towards the kitchen thinger.
Trips. Dies.*
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *revives Yahiko again.*
Yahiko: Thanks again! *falls off the boat. Is devoured by sharks.*
Kenshin: -_- What an ahou. *revives Yahiko again.*
Yahiko: *starts to get up and walk away* Arigatou, Kensh---
Kenshin: *puts duck tape over his mouth and chains him to the ground.*
STAY! *walks away*
Yahiko: O.O Mrrmmrmmrrrmm!!!!!!
Kaoru: What?
Yahiko: Mrrrmrrrrmrrrrrmmm!!!!!!
Kaoru: Okay! *throws pickled eggs at him.* ^_^ There ya go! *walks away*
Yahiko: -_- Mrrmm.
TO BE CONTINUED......
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YAAAAAAY! What will happen next? Why are they on a pirate ship? Are they
pirates? Or are they cowboys? Or maybe astronauts? I DON'T KNOW! DON'T ASK
ME HARD QUESTIONS! R&R, please! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaassssseee! Your reviews
pay for candy! Well, not really. BUT WHO CARES?!?
REVIIIIIIIEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!