Disclaimer: Halloweeeeeeeen is comiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!! TEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
A/N: Helloooooooo kitty! I mean....minna-san! Unless, of course, you all
ARE kitties, then I meant what I said. OR DID I?!!?! *cheesy dramatic music
plays*
Ahem. Yes...weeeeeelllllllllll....What am I doing again?
Shinta (yes, he's mine, ALL MIIIIIINE *insane laughter*): -_- *whacks her*
Writing your fanfic, baka!
Itai! Hmmm....Yes! Yes, I remember, now! IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR TO ME!
The light that was once dim is becoming brighter, and brighter, and----
AHHHHH!!! TOOOOOOO BRIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone (besides Kenshin, he's too nice): *rolls their eyes* Ahou.
Kenshin: -_-;; Oro.
*slams head into wall to 'dim the evil light'* Yesss...Much better. Ahem.
This chapter is in honor of Columbus Day! Well, it's not really honoring
it, so to speak, but STILL! STIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah.
Onward.
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Chapter Title Announcer Person: Chapter Ten: THE WORLD IS TRIANGULAR!
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Narrator: When we last left our...idiots..they were traveling on a pirate
ship to no particular destination! And you already knew that! DO I HAVE NO
PURPOSE?! (starts crying)
Kaoru: (is sitting with Misao in the coffee break room thingy that seems to
be following them wherever they go) (gets strange look on face)
The...Voice..It's...upset...And It called us idiots....WE'RE HEROES!
HEROOOOOOOEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
Misao: What about HEROINES?! HUH?
Kaoru: YEAH! It never said 'heroines', therefore It must be EVIL, therefore
It must be DESTROOOOOYYYYYYEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!
Misao: But the only thing that can stop It is cheese from the MOON! (points
in the general direction of the moon.)
Kaoru: WE MUST GO TO THE MOON! (also points in the general direction of the
moon)
Misao: I always knew we were astronauts! ^_^
Kaoru: I didn't! I thought we were farmers from Russia with purple cows
named Wilma and Mary who could spin straw into gold and were really named
Rumpled Stilt's Skin and Ugly Jane!
Misao: Whatever!
Both: (run off to find astronaut outfit for Kaoru.)
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Kenshin: (is sitting down in the middle of the deck on the boat with Saitou
and Sano, doing absolutely nothing.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sanosuke: ....
Saitou: ....
Kenshin: Well?
Sano: What?
Kenshin: Don't you want to know why I'm laughing?
Saitou & Sano: No.
Kenshin: (bursts into tears) I HATE YOU PEOPLE! I'M ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, I
NEVER YELL, I DO THE LAUNDRY, I COOK, I FIGHT EVIL PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT MY
FRIENDS/TAKE OVER JAPAN AND ALWAYS WIN, AND I RESTRAIN THE HITOKIRI WITHIN!
AND ALL YOU DO IS MOCK ME! JERKS! (runs into the cabin and slams the door.
The sound of a sword destroying daisies and a plastic toy fire engine can
be heard.)
Saitou: O.O (eyes get huuuuge. Falls over, fainting from the shock of his
precious daisies being 'killed'.)
Sanosuke: O.O GASP! My...my little plastic toy fire engine! Noooo! No...I
feel each wound...as if it were my own....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! FIRE ENGINE
JOE! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!!!!! (breaks down, sobbing uncontrollably)
Kenshin: (is swinging his sword wildly) BWAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT! AND THIS!
AND THAT! AND HOW ABOUT...THIS! AMAKAKERU, RYU NO HIROMEKI!!!!!! (destroys
the cabin.) My work here is done. (sheathes his sword and walks away
calmly, whistling a happy tune.)
Yahiko: MRRRMMMMRRRRRMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: (has finally stopped playing his guitar) What?
Yahiko: MRRRRMMRRRMMMM!!!!!
Aoshi: Ohhhh...Okay. *lets Yahiko out of his chains*
Soujiro: Wow! You understand foreign languages?!
Aoshi: Are you trying to imply that I'm a coward?!?!
Soujiro: 0.0 What?! No, of course not!
Aoshi: Now you're saying my hair is weird?!?! PREPARE TO DIE! (gets out
kodachi) Now you will face the cool attack thingy that I do! (starts to
attack. Suddenly stops and looks down at one of his swords.) What? But why?
Kodachi: ....
Aoshi: I know, but still----
Kodachi: ...... , ....! ..... .... ..?!
Aoshi: No! Of course not, I wouldn't ever want to do that!
Kodachi: ....! ..... ... .....!
Aoshi: (sighs heavily) I guess you're right. (puts swords away and walks
away sadly.)
Yahiko: ...What just happened...?
Soujiro: I dunno, but I'm not dead! ^_^
Yahiko: Okay! ^_^
Hiko: (suddenly pops up next to them) HELLO! SAKE! ^______________________^
Yahiko: GAHH! (jumps in surprise)
Soujiro: AH! Could you please try not to do that?
Yahiko: Yeah!
Hiko: NO! TEHEHEHEHE! (starts spinning in circles) SAKEEEE!!!
Yahiko: Round and round and round he goes...
Soujiro: ....Where he stops, nobody knows...
Hiko: (suddenly stops spinning and points at something in the distance)
LOOK! IT'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! SAKE!
Sanosuke: (crashes through a barrel) HE'S COME TO STEAL OUR SOULS!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hiko: YESSSSS!!!!! HE HAS COME TO STEAL OUR SOOOOOUUUUULLLLSSS!!!!!!! SAKE!
Yahiko: Oookaaaay....Has anyone noticed that Hiko's saying 'sake' after
every sentence?
Soujiro: WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO NOTICE THINGS! WE MUST BE PREPARED TO DEFEND
OUR PIRATE SHIP FROM CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! ...Who's Christopher Columbus?
Kenshin: (suddenly pops up next to them) I KNOWWW!!!!! PICK MEEEEE!!!!!!
(waves his hand frantically in the air)
Sano: (glares at Kenshin) Don't pick him! He DESTROYED Fire Engine Joe!
Kenshin: IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Sano: *MY* FAULT?!?!
Kenshin:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: Oh. Okay, then....
Soujiro: WHO'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS????????
Kenshin: Welllllllll....He's a person. With....hair. And he eats things,
and drinks things, and sleeps.
Yahiko: (sarcastic) Wow, *real* descriptive, Kenshin.
Kenshin: ^_^ I got an A+ on my descriptive essay!
Sano: What did you describe?
Kenshin: Descriptive essays that describe descriptive essays!
Sano: -_-;; Oh.
Soujiro: WHATEVER! IMPENDING DOOM! CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS
COMIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Hiko: GASP! EVERYONE, GET READY FOR BATTLE! SAKE!
Saitou and Aoshi: (materialize)
Everyone: (gets ready for battle.)
Christopher Columbus: (sails forward on the Santa Maria or whatever ship
he's on) Hello! (smiles and waves)
Soujiro: (whispering) Kenshin, you're right! He really does have hair!
Sano: (also whispering) Or does he?
Kenshin: (whispering) Dun dun dunnnn....
Yahiko: -_- (whispering..They're all whispering, okay?) Let's find out what
he wants.
Hiko: Why? sake.
Aoshi: Because my teeth are not as shiny as Santa Claus's teeth! (A/N:
Guess what?! It is actually grammatically correct to put Claus's instead of
Claus'! In fact, it is INcorrect to put Claus'! We all know that, ne?
'Cause last time someone kept telling me it was wrong and it got really
annoying! Yeah. Back to the fanfic.)
Everyone: That makes perfect sense! ^__^
Soujiro: (not whispering) YOU! WHO ARE YOUUUUU AND WHAT DO YOUUUU
WAAAAANNNNNTTTT?!?!?!
Christopher Columbus: I am Christopher Columbus. The world is round.
World: o.0 Huh? (is flat)
Columbus: AHEM. (glares at World) I SAID, I am Christopher Columbus. The
world is round.
World: Umm.....Okay! (is round)
Kenshin: No it isn't! It's TRIANGULAR!
World: (looks at Kenshin, confused) Ummm..Okay? (is triangular)
Kenshin: SEEEEEE!!!!!! TRIANGULAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!
Columbus: No, it's round!
World: (is round)
Kenshin: TRIANGULAR!
World: (is triangular)
Columbus: ROUND!
World: (round)
Kenshin: TRIANGULAR!
World: (triangular)
- - - - -Suddenly, a giant rocket ship blasts off from the pirate ship.- -
- - - -
Misao: TO THE MOON! (points in the general direction of the moon)
Kaoru: YESSSS!!!! THE MOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! (also points in the general
direction of the moon.)
Both: TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!!!! (fly up towards the moon in their
rocket ship)
Everyone: O.O"
Megumi: (swims up with a pod of dolphins) Milk got¿?¿
TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: This is..nine pages on Microsoft Word! COOL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Thanks to all the
reviewers....I am eternally in your debt! *bows*
Please please please pleeeeeaaaaasssseee review, people....Your reviews
keep me aliiiiivvveee....Please, feel free to give me any suggestions,
comments, and flames. I don't mind flames at all. I thrive on reviews!
They're food for the SOUL! Just thirty seconds of your time is all I'm
asking, people...and kitties...So click away! Clicky click click! DO IT! DO
IT NOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! *holds up flame thrower threateningly*
A/N: Helloooooooo kitty! I mean....minna-san! Unless, of course, you all
ARE kitties, then I meant what I said. OR DID I?!!?! *cheesy dramatic music
plays*
Ahem. Yes...weeeeeelllllllllll....What am I doing again?
Shinta (yes, he's mine, ALL MIIIIIINE *insane laughter*): -_- *whacks her*
Writing your fanfic, baka!
Itai! Hmmm....Yes! Yes, I remember, now! IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR TO ME!
The light that was once dim is becoming brighter, and brighter, and----
AHHHHH!!! TOOOOOOO BRIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone (besides Kenshin, he's too nice): *rolls their eyes* Ahou.
Kenshin: -_-;; Oro.
*slams head into wall to 'dim the evil light'* Yesss...Much better. Ahem.
This chapter is in honor of Columbus Day! Well, it's not really honoring
it, so to speak, but STILL! STIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah.
Onward.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^_^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Title Announcer Person: Chapter Ten: THE WORLD IS TRIANGULAR!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^_^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: When we last left our...idiots..they were traveling on a pirate
ship to no particular destination! And you already knew that! DO I HAVE NO
PURPOSE?! (starts crying)
Kaoru: (is sitting with Misao in the coffee break room thingy that seems to
be following them wherever they go) (gets strange look on face)
The...Voice..It's...upset...And It called us idiots....WE'RE HEROES!
HEROOOOOOOEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
Misao: What about HEROINES?! HUH?
Kaoru: YEAH! It never said 'heroines', therefore It must be EVIL, therefore
It must be DESTROOOOOYYYYYYEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!
Misao: But the only thing that can stop It is cheese from the MOON! (points
in the general direction of the moon.)
Kaoru: WE MUST GO TO THE MOON! (also points in the general direction of the
moon)
Misao: I always knew we were astronauts! ^_^
Kaoru: I didn't! I thought we were farmers from Russia with purple cows
named Wilma and Mary who could spin straw into gold and were really named
Rumpled Stilt's Skin and Ugly Jane!
Misao: Whatever!
Both: (run off to find astronaut outfit for Kaoru.)
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Kenshin: (is sitting down in the middle of the deck on the boat with Saitou
and Sano, doing absolutely nothing.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sanosuke: ....
Saitou: ....
Kenshin: Well?
Sano: What?
Kenshin: Don't you want to know why I'm laughing?
Saitou & Sano: No.
Kenshin: (bursts into tears) I HATE YOU PEOPLE! I'M ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, I
NEVER YELL, I DO THE LAUNDRY, I COOK, I FIGHT EVIL PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT MY
FRIENDS/TAKE OVER JAPAN AND ALWAYS WIN, AND I RESTRAIN THE HITOKIRI WITHIN!
AND ALL YOU DO IS MOCK ME! JERKS! (runs into the cabin and slams the door.
The sound of a sword destroying daisies and a plastic toy fire engine can
be heard.)
Saitou: O.O (eyes get huuuuge. Falls over, fainting from the shock of his
precious daisies being 'killed'.)
Sanosuke: O.O GASP! My...my little plastic toy fire engine! Noooo! No...I
feel each wound...as if it were my own....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! FIRE ENGINE
JOE! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!!!!! (breaks down, sobbing uncontrollably)
Kenshin: (is swinging his sword wildly) BWAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT! AND THIS!
AND THAT! AND HOW ABOUT...THIS! AMAKAKERU, RYU NO HIROMEKI!!!!!! (destroys
the cabin.) My work here is done. (sheathes his sword and walks away
calmly, whistling a happy tune.)
Yahiko: MRRRMMMMRRRRRMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: (has finally stopped playing his guitar) What?
Yahiko: MRRRRMMRRRMMMM!!!!!
Aoshi: Ohhhh...Okay. *lets Yahiko out of his chains*
Soujiro: Wow! You understand foreign languages?!
Aoshi: Are you trying to imply that I'm a coward?!?!
Soujiro: 0.0 What?! No, of course not!
Aoshi: Now you're saying my hair is weird?!?! PREPARE TO DIE! (gets out
kodachi) Now you will face the cool attack thingy that I do! (starts to
attack. Suddenly stops and looks down at one of his swords.) What? But why?
Kodachi: ....
Aoshi: I know, but still----
Kodachi: ...... , ....! ..... .... ..?!
Aoshi: No! Of course not, I wouldn't ever want to do that!
Kodachi: ....! ..... ... .....!
Aoshi: (sighs heavily) I guess you're right. (puts swords away and walks
away sadly.)
Yahiko: ...What just happened...?
Soujiro: I dunno, but I'm not dead! ^_^
Yahiko: Okay! ^_^
Hiko: (suddenly pops up next to them) HELLO! SAKE! ^______________________^
Yahiko: GAHH! (jumps in surprise)
Soujiro: AH! Could you please try not to do that?
Yahiko: Yeah!
Hiko: NO! TEHEHEHEHE! (starts spinning in circles) SAKEEEE!!!
Yahiko: Round and round and round he goes...
Soujiro: ....Where he stops, nobody knows...
Hiko: (suddenly stops spinning and points at something in the distance)
LOOK! IT'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! SAKE!
Sanosuke: (crashes through a barrel) HE'S COME TO STEAL OUR SOULS!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hiko: YESSSSS!!!!! HE HAS COME TO STEAL OUR SOOOOOUUUUULLLLSSS!!!!!!! SAKE!
Yahiko: Oookaaaay....Has anyone noticed that Hiko's saying 'sake' after
every sentence?
Soujiro: WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO NOTICE THINGS! WE MUST BE PREPARED TO DEFEND
OUR PIRATE SHIP FROM CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! ...Who's Christopher Columbus?
Kenshin: (suddenly pops up next to them) I KNOWWW!!!!! PICK MEEEEE!!!!!!
(waves his hand frantically in the air)
Sano: (glares at Kenshin) Don't pick him! He DESTROYED Fire Engine Joe!
Kenshin: IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Sano: *MY* FAULT?!?!
Kenshin:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: Oh. Okay, then....
Soujiro: WHO'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS????????
Kenshin: Welllllllll....He's a person. With....hair. And he eats things,
and drinks things, and sleeps.
Yahiko: (sarcastic) Wow, *real* descriptive, Kenshin.
Kenshin: ^_^ I got an A+ on my descriptive essay!
Sano: What did you describe?
Kenshin: Descriptive essays that describe descriptive essays!
Sano: -_-;; Oh.
Soujiro: WHATEVER! IMPENDING DOOM! CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS
COMIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Hiko: GASP! EVERYONE, GET READY FOR BATTLE! SAKE!
Saitou and Aoshi: (materialize)
Everyone: (gets ready for battle.)
Christopher Columbus: (sails forward on the Santa Maria or whatever ship
he's on) Hello! (smiles and waves)
Soujiro: (whispering) Kenshin, you're right! He really does have hair!
Sano: (also whispering) Or does he?
Kenshin: (whispering) Dun dun dunnnn....
Yahiko: -_- (whispering..They're all whispering, okay?) Let's find out what
he wants.
Hiko: Why? sake.
Aoshi: Because my teeth are not as shiny as Santa Claus's teeth! (A/N:
Guess what?! It is actually grammatically correct to put Claus's instead of
Claus'! In fact, it is INcorrect to put Claus'! We all know that, ne?
'Cause last time someone kept telling me it was wrong and it got really
annoying! Yeah. Back to the fanfic.)
Everyone: That makes perfect sense! ^__^
Soujiro: (not whispering) YOU! WHO ARE YOUUUUU AND WHAT DO YOUUUU
WAAAAANNNNNTTTT?!?!?!
Christopher Columbus: I am Christopher Columbus. The world is round.
World: o.0 Huh? (is flat)
Columbus: AHEM. (glares at World) I SAID, I am Christopher Columbus. The
world is round.
World: Umm.....Okay! (is round)
Kenshin: No it isn't! It's TRIANGULAR!
World: (looks at Kenshin, confused) Ummm..Okay? (is triangular)
Kenshin: SEEEEEE!!!!!! TRIANGULAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!
Columbus: No, it's round!
World: (is round)
Kenshin: TRIANGULAR!
World: (is triangular)
Columbus: ROUND!
World: (round)
Kenshin: TRIANGULAR!
World: (triangular)
- - - - -Suddenly, a giant rocket ship blasts off from the pirate ship.- -
- - - -
Misao: TO THE MOON! (points in the general direction of the moon)
Kaoru: YESSSS!!!! THE MOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! (also points in the general
direction of the moon.)
Both: TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!!!! (fly up towards the moon in their
rocket ship)
Everyone: O.O"
Megumi: (swims up with a pod of dolphins) Milk got¿?¿
TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: This is..nine pages on Microsoft Word! COOL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Thanks to all the
reviewers....I am eternally in your debt! *bows*
Please please please pleeeeeaaaaasssseee review, people....Your reviews
keep me aliiiiivvveee....Please, feel free to give me any suggestions,
comments, and flames. I don't mind flames at all. I thrive on reviews!
They're food for the SOUL! Just thirty seconds of your time is all I'm
asking, people...and kitties...So click away! Clicky click click! DO IT! DO
IT NOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! *holds up flame thrower threateningly*