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Chapter Announcer Guy: Chapter Eleven: The Evil Plot of the Pink Bunnies!
Part One
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Megumi: HEY! I SAID 'Milk got¿'!

Everyone: o.o

Kenshin: Um....Yes...?

Megumi: Really? Then I must become a land dweller again! (looks at group of
dolphins.) I'm so sorry, Po Po, Jo Jo, Mo Mo, Bo Bo, To To, Go Go, Ko Ko,
Co Co, Do Do, Ho Ho, No No, Quo Quo, Ro Ro, So So, and Zo Zo. But I must
leave you all. I'll never forget you! (sobs and hugs the dolphins)

Po Po, Jo Jo, Mo Mo, Bo Bo...and the rest: :-( (blow up)

Everyone: O.O

Megumi: OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (climbs calmly onto the boat and
sits in the corner, sucking her thumb and rocking back and forth.)
Coffee....must...have coffee...(twitches)

Christopher Columbus: Well, anyway, the world is---

Hiko: YOU KILLED MY FAIRY GODMOTHER! (unsheathes sword. Is suddenly going
in slow motion.) AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (slices Christopher
Columbus's head off.)

Everyone: O.O"

Kenshin: *takes a deep breath*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiko: SAKE! (runs off)

Kenshin: O.O (sits on the floor, curled up in a little ball, twitching
uncontrollably)

Sano: Kenshin? You all right?

Kenshin: (suddenly sits up) (shrugs) Eh, I never liked that guy anyway. ^_^
(gets a Hershey bar out of nowhere and starts munching it happily)

Sano: Okay. ^_^

Yahiko: You say that a lot.

Sano: Wha---What?! I DO?! I MUST BE PUNISHEDDDD!!!!!

Saitou: YES! I WILL PUNISH YOU! (holds his sword at Sano's throat.) BY THE
POWER OF THE DAISIES, I SHALL---- Oh! Look, a bunny! (stares at a bunny on
the shore) (puts away his sword and starts walking towards the bunny)
Aoshi: Saitou....?

Saitou: o.o Must....follow....bunny.....(gets a raft and starts going
towards the shore)

Bunny: (evil smile)

Soujiro: GADZOOKS! THE BUNNY HAS TAKEN OVER SAITOU'S MIND! IT MUST BE EVIL!

Kenshin: Oh yeah? How do *you* know, you little sword-breaking brat?! I'LL
KILL YOU! (starts chasing Soujiro around the boat with his trusty chair)

Sano: Yeah, Saitou's just going nuts, that's all! What's so evil about a
fluffy pink bunny? (looks at the bunny) @_@ Must...follow...bunny...(jumps
in the raft with Saitou.)

Aoshi: GADZOOKS! The bunny really IS evil!

Megumi: (suddenly leaps up) I'M A DOCTOR!

Everyone: WE KNOW!

Megumi: ISN'T IT GREAT?! NO? I'LL KILL YOU! (starts beating up a broom)

Aoshi: As I was saying....(clears throat) GADZOOKS! The bunny really IS
evil!

Kenshin: (stops chasing Soujiro) Reeeeeeaaaaallllly?!

Aoshi: Really.

Kenshin: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Aoshi: (points at Saitou and Sano)

Saitou and Sano: (drifting towards shore on the raft, chanting something)
@_@ We must follow the bunnies. Bow down to the bunnies. We must follow the
bunnies. Bow down to the bunnies.

Kenshin: GASP! WE MUST SAVE THEM FROM THE EVIL BUNNY!

Hiko: (suddenly crashes through a brick wall that comes out of nowhere.)
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TEHEHEHEHEHE!
(starts guzzling down sake.)

Kenshin: Um...no.

Aoshi: ..But....if not sake, then....who?

Soujiro: Hmmmmm.... (ponders)

Yahiko: DIALOGUE! Hmmmmm... (also ponders)

Kenshin: HmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMmmmmm......(ponders
while changing tone of voice randomly)

Bunny: GET TO THE POINT YOU *$#&^$ IDIOTS! DAMN YOU ALL!

Aoshi: GASP! HE CALLED US IDIOTS!

Soujiro, Yahiko, Kenshin, Hiko: KIIIIIIIIILL HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Aoshi: OOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Kenshin: YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! LLLLLLEEEEEEETTTTTTTT'SSSSSSS
GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Soujiro: WHHHHHYYYYYYYY AAAAAARRRRREEEEEE WEEEEEEEE
TAAAAAALKKKKKKKKIIIINGGGG LLLLLLIIIIIIIIKKKKEEEEE TTHIIIIIISSSS?!?!

Yahiko: WHO CARES?!?! LET'S KILL THE BUNNY!

Aoshi: YESSSSS!!! KILL THE BUNNY!

Everyone: YEEEEEHAAAAW! (all grab a large raft and start paddling towards
shore)

Yahiko: How can we paddle towards shore if we don't have paddles? HUH?!?!

(Oh, just use Shishio or something, moron.)

Yahiko: HEY! Wait...That's a good idea!

Shishio: (suddenly appears in the raft, all stiff and paddle-like.)

Kenshin, Aoshi, Hiko, Soujiro: O.o

Yahiko: (grabs Shishio's foot and pushes the rest of him into the water.)

Steam: (starts coming from the water)

Water: (evaporates)

Fish: (are fish) (flop into a river or something) (do not die) (why?)
(because I said so) (ooh, good come back) (shut up) (no, you) (no, you)
(stop arguing with yourself) (no, you) (oh, just forget it.) (loser) (and
proud of it.)

Soujiro: Well...That's convenient.

Aoshi: Sure is.

Kenshin: Hai, de gozaru yo.

Yahiko: I knew the mummy dude was good for something!

Hiko: SAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

Some Random Guy: (coughs)

Tumbleweed: (rolls by)

Soujiro: (falls asleep. With his eyes open.)

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

All: (stare at Hiko)

Hiko: (stares back)

Random Voice: PEOPLE! Remember, there's this thing; it's called the PLOT?!

Kenshin: Waaaaaiiiiit a minute. You mean there's a PLOT?!?

Random Voice: Duh!

Kenshin: O.O (looks dumbfounded) Oro?

Aoshi: You mean...all this time....There was a PLOT?! WHAT?!?! AND NO ONE
*TOLD* ME?!?! DAMN YOU ALL! (sobs)

Yahiko: Plot...What is this 'plot' you speak of? (looks puzzled)

Hiko: ..... ?_?

Soujiro: Plot...? As in....THE plot? The plot this story's supposed to
follow? That we don't have? WHAT IN BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
THERE IS NO PLOT!

Everyone: YEAH! (all point at....well, no one, since it's just a random
voice) YOU SPEAK CRAZINESS!

Random Voice: Yeah sure whatever. (leaves)

Everyone: ......

Yahiko: Now what?

Kenshin: I KNOW! LET'S GO KILL THE BUNNY!

Everyone: YESSS! KILL THE BUNNY! (jumps out of the boat and starts running
towards the bunny)

Bunny: MWAHAHAHA! (disappears in a puff of pink smoke, taking Sano and
Saitou with it.)

Aoshi: GAAAAAAAADDDDZZOOOOOOKKKKSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yahiko: EGAD!

Soujiro: HOLY COW!

Hiko: SAAAAAAKKEEEEE!!!!!

Kenshin: (takes a really, really, really deep breath)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (coughs) Okay, now
what?

Yahiko: Whaddaya mean, 'now what'?! You're the main character! YOU figure
it out!

Kaoru and Misao: (land their rocket ship) WE COME IN PEACE!

Aoshi: MISAO! YOU RETURNED! I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER! Well, actually I didn't really care, but let's pretend I did so
you don't kill me!

Kenshin: KAORU! YOU'RE BACK FROM...er....(rereads the last chapter) THE
MOON! NOW YOU CAN HELP US KILL THE EVIL PINK BUNNY!

Kaoru and Misao: OKAY! ^_______________________________^

Hiko:
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED......
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!!?! Will they rescue Sano and Saitou from the
clutches of the evil pink bunny? Or will they just kill the bunny and leave
without Sano and Saitou? And whatever happened to Megumi? Is she still
fighting that broom? IS THE BROOM PART OF A CONSPIRACY OF SORTS?!?! Dun dun
dunnnnnnnnnn.....

Don't worry, next chapter will be up ASAP!

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