Disclaimer: TEHEHE! YOU ARE NOOOTTTTT AAAAAAA TOOOMAAATOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Taji: ACK! Someone help! THE DISCLAIMER'S GOING TO BURN US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: YESSSSS!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Kenshingumi: WE'LL SAVE YOU! *in superhero capes*
Heroic Music: DA DA DA DAAAAAA!
Taji: *tears in eyes* REALLY???
Kenshin: NO! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *runs away*
Kaoru: o.o How....unKenshin-like......
Everyone (besides Kenshin): LET'S GO GET A SANDWICH! *leaves*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Director: (returns) TIIIIIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIRECT! (holds up a deck of
cards. puts them back in his pocket and straightens his tie.)
Kenshin: (raises his hand) Mister Director Guy?
Director: Yes, Kenshin?
Kenshin: Can I ask you a question?
Director: Yes, Kenshin.
Kenshin: Are you sure?
Director: I'm sure.
Kenshin: OKAY! ^_^ I just wanted to know.....(takes a deep breath)
Howcomeyouwearfancyclotheswhennooneisevengonnaseeyoubecausethey'rejustgonnas
eeusunlessyoumessupandthecameraguyfilmsyouwatchingsoapoperasagainlikehedidth
atonetimeandcanItouchyoursuitbecauseit'sreallyshiny,shinierthananysuitI'veev
erseensodoyouputvarnishonittomakeitthatshinybecauseit'sreallyreallyreallyshi
nyMisterDirectorGuysohowcomeyouwearshinysuits?????????????
Everyone: O.o
Director: Err....Because.....LOOK! A BIRD!
Everyone: (looks at the bird outside the window)
Soujiro: Hello birdy! You're a nice little birdy, so happy and cheerful!
JUST LIKE ME! I think I'll name you Soujiro the Second, birdy! Okay? Okay!
Sure, I can meet you at the café at eight o'clock! So, how are things
going, Soujiro the Second??? ^____^
Bird: (spontaneously combusts)
Soujiro: WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS KEEP DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (sobs)
Kaoru: *twitches* Birds aaarrrrreeeeee myyyyyyy
frrrrriiiiiieeeeeeennnnnndddddsssssssssssssssssss.......(laughs insanely)
Everyone: O.O" (backs away slowly)
Kaoru: (blinks at them) WHAT'S WROOOOOOOOOOONG, SPACESHIP JOE?
Sano/Cow: MOO!
Kaoru: GAAAAASSSSSPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Okay.
Saitou/Poodle: YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP YIPYIPYIPYIIIIIIIIP!
Kohana: (pops up out of nowhere) STAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAY FROM MR. SUNSHINE!
HE'S A LUNATIC I TELL YA! A LUNATIC! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(runs around screaming for about three hours, then disappears)
Hiko: (humming to himself)
Kenshin: (stares at Hiko)
Hiko: (humming grows louder...)
Kaoru: (watches Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (...louder....)
Yahiko: (watches Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Soujiro: (watches Yahiko watch Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (and louder.....)
Megumi, Yumi, Shishio, "Sano", "Saitou", Aoshi, Misao: (watch Soujiro watch
Yahiko watch Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (starts singing) OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! THE
BEST THERE EVER WAS! TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST! TO TRAIN THEM IS MY
CAAAUUUUSSE!!!!! POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! (starts doing weird poses,
holding a painted red and white baseball, dripping with wet paint.)
Everyone: 0.0
Hiko: (in girlish voice) JOIN THE FUN!
Kenshin: NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST, YOU LLAMA STEALER! (points an accusing
finger at Hiko)
Hiko: (sighs) All right, you caught me. (pulls several llamas out of his
pockets)
Llama 1: Baaaaa. BAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Llama 2: Oink. Moo. Neigh. Splat. PIG SPLAT!
Llama 3: MONKEYSOUP! MONKEYSOUP!
Llama 4: She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the
shape of an 'L' on her forehead.....
Llama 5: HEY, NONNY NONNY, HEY!
Llama 6: Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Llama 7: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Everyone: O.o
Llamas: (argue amongst themselves for a while about whether or not the sky
is blue, then devour each other until only Llama2 is left.)
Llama 2: I AM SUPREME RULER OF THE
UUUUUNNNNNIIIIIIVEEEEERRSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (suddenly has a cane and top
hat) (starts singing and dancing) U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell?
UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell? UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e!
What does it spell? UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell?
UNIVERSE! U-n---
Large Truck: (suddenly crashes through the studio and runs over the llama)
Llama 2: HA! NOW I AM 2-DIMENSIONAL! WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(jumps off a nonexistent cliff and dies)
Everyone: O.O
Kenshin: ...Oro......CANIHAVEMORESUGARMISTERDIRECTORGUY?!?!?!
Director: NO! JUST DO THE [bleeeep] SHOW!
Kenshin: TALLY HO, THEN! (starts marching towards the set, whistling
cheerfully) ^___________________^
All: (shrug and follow Kenshin)
Director: Three, two, one, ACTION!
[Revival of a Fighting Spirit: Scene during Kenshin and Shishio's fight in
which Kenshin regains consciousness]
Kenshin: (slowly gets to his feet) Makoto Shishio.....
Shishio: (drinking a can of cola) Yeah? (burps)
Kenshin: ......(is asleep)
Shishio: WHAT IN HADES DO YOU WANT?!?! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllll.......I WANT A PONY, A PUPPY, A BEAR, A
COLLEGE DEGREE, ICE CREAM, A SWIRLY PEN, A SHINY SUIT, HAIR GEL, AND
SUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! And peace. Peace is good, ne? Hai, of
course it is. Peace is always good, de gozaru yo. That's what I thought.
You thought correctly. Thanks. You're welcome. Let's go hijack a school
bus! OKAY! ^_^ (starts to skip off into the sunset.)
Shishio: (starts spacing out) Mmhmm....Yeah, sure.....Rise, O Mighty Golden
Banana......(falls over.)
Director: CUT! TAKE TWO! (mutters) Morons...
[Take 2]
Kenshin: Yo, Shishio, here's da deal. You ain't gonna ruin the peace, you
hear? 'Cause I ain't gonna let ya! Now let's show off our totally awesome
moves, dude!
Shishio: Dude, I didn't finish my pie!
Yumi: PIE! PIIIIE! (runs around looking for a window to jump out of.
Decides to toss herself over the edge of the world instead) PIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Houji: Insane is DA WAY TO GO! (also tosses himself over the edge of the
world)
Kenshin: The day Jimmy's boa ate the wash was a sad day indeed for our
country, my friends. A sad day indeed.
Shishio: (nods) Ummmm....Minnesota! (blows up)
Kenshin: I DEFEATED MUMMY MAN! ^____^
Director: You IDIOTS! CUUUUT!
Everyone: (cuts out paper dolls and holds them up for the director to see)
^____^
Director: (slaps his forehead and sighs) Let's try another scene first,
okay?
Aoshi: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREE TIMES IS TOOOOOO
MUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sobs)
Misao:
PEEEERRRRRIIIIIIWWWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also sobs)
Kenshin: Everywhere you look you'll find a square! SAY CHEESE!
Everyone: HAAAAAM!!!!!!!!
Megumi: (singing) LET'S ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! OH, LET'S ALL
RIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN! UNDER THE SUN! IF WE
ALLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! A sailor's life is not for me!
Soujiro: Does the air we breathe come from soccer balls?
Yahiko: No, but you must realize that ketchup is a certified soldier of the
laundry mat!
Soujiro: Perhaps, but pink and purple stars don't allow spiraling
staircases to buy hotdogs in Europe!
Yahiko: That's true....
Both: Hmmm......(look around thoughtfully)
Freaky Voice: Prepaaaare yourself! Another episode of Yu Yu Hakusho is
beginning!
Other Freaky Voice: (whispers) Ghost files!
Everyone: o.o (hums x-files theme song)
Kenshin: Intuition is a WORD!
Aoshi: BUT YOU DIDN'T PAINT IT!
Kenshin: I KNOW! ISN'T IT SAAAAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hiko: (pulls out two swords and a coconut, sets them on the table, and
starts singing) One of these things is not like the other! One of these
things does NOT belong! HEHEHE! SAKE!
Kaoru: IT MUST BE THAT ONE! (points to sword)
Random Kid: (wanders in) I love Welsh's grape juice! It tastes like cow
manure! DECK THE HALLS! (dies)
Yahiko: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!! IT'S SO THANKSGIVING! (starts doing the
limbo)
Saitou/Poodle: (takes off costume. Is really Saitou.) HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
I mean......Hn. (lights a cigarette)
Sano/Cow: (also takes off costume. Is Brittney Spears. Takes off other
costume. Is Sanosuke.) SAAAAAAAAAANDIWCH! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Aoshi: WOW! What an unexpected plot twist!!!!!!
Kenshin: We're expecting rain tomorrow!
Misao: NOOOOOOO!
Megumi: (plays the harmonica) Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: o.o (turns back to Hiko) It IS the sword, isn't it?
Hiko: YES! ^_^ (eats the coconut)
Kaoru: I KNEW IT!
Yumi: (runs off and steals---er...*buys* a gamecube.)
WHEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!!!!!! LEVEL TWO HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shishio: Why must I use these damn sugar substitutes?! WHY?!?!?! SUGAR WAS
MY FRIEND! EVERYONE WAS MY FRIEND, UNTIL *HE* SHOWED UP! (points at
Kenshin)
Kenshin: SUGAR IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, DE GOZARU YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (suddenly looking a lot like a psychiatrist) Yes, but you have been
consuming sugar at an alarming rate.
Sanosuke: (nods) This is true.
Misao: It cannot possibly be healthy for you to consume that much sugar,
Himura.
Yahiko: She is correct in making that statement, my dear old friend. You
must follow a more nutritious diet.
Duck: Quaaaack.
Everyone (besides Kenshin and the duck): (nods wisely) That is true.
Kenshin: O.o ....Oro?
Megumi: (shakes her head) See, what did I tell you, Kaoru? There's that
word again.
Kaoru: (sighs) I suppose you're right. Kenshin probably does have mental
issues.
Kenshin: O.O Ororo?!?!
Misao: Kenshin, I don't want to hear that word again. Now, what seems to be
the problem?
Kenshin: Or--- Er...What problem?
Sano: (shakes his head sadly) In denial already.
Kenshin: (bewildered) What do you mean?! Sessha does not have any mental
issues!!!!
Aoshi: Oh? Then why are you here?
Kenshin: o.0 Because I *live* here, in the trailer just around the corner
from yours, remember?
Hiko: Ahem. I would like to speak. sake.
Everyone: Whatever.
Hiko: Thank you. AHEM! We are gathered here today for two reasons: one---
to discuss my baka deshi's mental instability, and two--- to become part of
the macaroni protest movement. (leafs through a packet of papers and begins
reading)
Now, my dear friends, I am sure you have encountered macaroni of some
sort at one point in your life. It may seem like a bunch of delicious,
harmless pasta, but don't be fooled. Macaroni poses a serious threat
to our nation. There is evidence of this so called "harmless" pasta
being involved in numerous violent attacks against Japan, including
suicide missions.
Do you realize what that means? This macaroni is willing to
*die* if it helps in the destruction of Japan. As we speak, the
Macaroni Association of Doom is building up its forces and
training its warriors for combat. If we, the insane ones, do not
act now, the macaroni may very well take over the world!
We must burn every piece of macaroni we can find and
protest against its sale. Do not eat it, my friends! It
will take over your mind! If we do this, then we shall be
protecting our nation from a serious threat that could have
destroyed the world if it were not for us. So, in
conclusion, BECOME PART OF THE MACARONI PROTEST MOVEMENT!
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
problem. Sake.
Everyone: (claps and cheers)
Kenshin: SUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (looks at him sternly) Kenshin, what did you say?
Kenshin: 0.0 Shoe gr. I said shoe gr. (sweatdrops)
Kaoru: Oh! In that case, I can go back to being insane! THE VOICES!!!!!
HELP ME, SOMEONE!!!!!! THE
VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Ahou....You better stay away from my daisies or I'll punch you
until you cry, cut you into tiny little pieces, and leave you in a neatly
wrapped container on the street so that some old guy will think you're
sushi and feed you to his pet goat, who is, incidentally, a master thief
getting ready to steal the original Mona Lisa, replace it with a fake, and
retire to live out his golden years, but not before consuming twenty cans
of chicken noodle soup.
Everyone: O.o
Kaoru: o.0 How...descriptive.....YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T
YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saitou: Well, yes, actually.....HA! I LIED! (does the can-can)
Everyone: ^______^ (does the can-can) It's aaaaalllllll gooood!
Director: (has now pulled out all of his hair) DAMN YOU!!!!! (runs away)
Some Guy: (appears) Hello! I'm going to be your new director! ^_^
Everyone: 0.o Uhhh....Okay.
Some Guy: My name is Mr. Poofy Dude!
Everyone: Uhhh.....Okay.
Mr. Poofy Dude: Okay, so I was thinking, get this.... "Saitou's Clues!"
Saitou, you could dress up in the dog costume, and---
Saitou: No.
Mr. Poofy Dude: But---
Saitou: No.
Mr. Poofy Dude: I just----
Saitou: NO.
Mr. Poofy Dude: (sweatdrops)
Everyone: O.o (stares at him for several hours, during which Shishio
becomes a maypole.)
Everyone besides Shishio: (stare at Shishio for several hours.) (start
dancing around him) ^_^ MAAAAAAYYPOOOOLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TBC......
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A/N: Review. Please. Even though this is the worst chapter. Sorry about the
late update.....I'M THE WORST AUTHOR EVER! *cries*
You know what? My computer's sound effects are traumatizing me. Yeah.
Support the Mop Head Cow Clan! Review today!
Taji: ACK! Someone help! THE DISCLAIMER'S GOING TO BURN US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: YESSSSS!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Kenshingumi: WE'LL SAVE YOU! *in superhero capes*
Heroic Music: DA DA DA DAAAAAA!
Taji: *tears in eyes* REALLY???
Kenshin: NO! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *runs away*
Kaoru: o.o How....unKenshin-like......
Everyone (besides Kenshin): LET'S GO GET A SANDWICH! *leaves*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Director: (returns) TIIIIIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIRECT! (holds up a deck of
cards. puts them back in his pocket and straightens his tie.)
Kenshin: (raises his hand) Mister Director Guy?
Director: Yes, Kenshin?
Kenshin: Can I ask you a question?
Director: Yes, Kenshin.
Kenshin: Are you sure?
Director: I'm sure.
Kenshin: OKAY! ^_^ I just wanted to know.....(takes a deep breath)
Howcomeyouwearfancyclotheswhennooneisevengonnaseeyoubecausethey'rejustgonnas
eeusunlessyoumessupandthecameraguyfilmsyouwatchingsoapoperasagainlikehedidth
atonetimeandcanItouchyoursuitbecauseit'sreallyshiny,shinierthananysuitI'veev
erseensodoyouputvarnishonittomakeitthatshinybecauseit'sreallyreallyreallyshi
nyMisterDirectorGuysohowcomeyouwearshinysuits?????????????
Everyone: O.o
Director: Err....Because.....LOOK! A BIRD!
Everyone: (looks at the bird outside the window)
Soujiro: Hello birdy! You're a nice little birdy, so happy and cheerful!
JUST LIKE ME! I think I'll name you Soujiro the Second, birdy! Okay? Okay!
Sure, I can meet you at the café at eight o'clock! So, how are things
going, Soujiro the Second??? ^____^
Bird: (spontaneously combusts)
Soujiro: WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS KEEP DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (sobs)
Kaoru: *twitches* Birds aaarrrrreeeeee myyyyyyy
frrrrriiiiiieeeeeeennnnnndddddsssssssssssssssssss.......(laughs insanely)
Everyone: O.O" (backs away slowly)
Kaoru: (blinks at them) WHAT'S WROOOOOOOOOOONG, SPACESHIP JOE?
Sano/Cow: MOO!
Kaoru: GAAAAASSSSSPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Okay.
Saitou/Poodle: YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP YIPYIPYIPYIIIIIIIIP!
Kohana: (pops up out of nowhere) STAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAY FROM MR. SUNSHINE!
HE'S A LUNATIC I TELL YA! A LUNATIC! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(runs around screaming for about three hours, then disappears)
Hiko: (humming to himself)
Kenshin: (stares at Hiko)
Hiko: (humming grows louder...)
Kaoru: (watches Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (...louder....)
Yahiko: (watches Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Soujiro: (watches Yahiko watch Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (and louder.....)
Megumi, Yumi, Shishio, "Sano", "Saitou", Aoshi, Misao: (watch Soujiro watch
Yahiko watch Kaoru watch Kenshin watch Hiko)
Hiko: (starts singing) OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! THE
BEST THERE EVER WAS! TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST! TO TRAIN THEM IS MY
CAAAUUUUSSE!!!!! POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! (starts doing weird poses,
holding a painted red and white baseball, dripping with wet paint.)
Everyone: 0.0
Hiko: (in girlish voice) JOIN THE FUN!
Kenshin: NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST, YOU LLAMA STEALER! (points an accusing
finger at Hiko)
Hiko: (sighs) All right, you caught me. (pulls several llamas out of his
pockets)
Llama 1: Baaaaa. BAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Llama 2: Oink. Moo. Neigh. Splat. PIG SPLAT!
Llama 3: MONKEYSOUP! MONKEYSOUP!
Llama 4: She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the
shape of an 'L' on her forehead.....
Llama 5: HEY, NONNY NONNY, HEY!
Llama 6: Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Llama 7: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Everyone: O.o
Llamas: (argue amongst themselves for a while about whether or not the sky
is blue, then devour each other until only Llama2 is left.)
Llama 2: I AM SUPREME RULER OF THE
UUUUUNNNNNIIIIIIVEEEEERRSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (suddenly has a cane and top
hat) (starts singing and dancing) U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell?
UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell? UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e!
What does it spell? UNIVERSE! U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e! What does it spell?
UNIVERSE! U-n---
Large Truck: (suddenly crashes through the studio and runs over the llama)
Llama 2: HA! NOW I AM 2-DIMENSIONAL! WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(jumps off a nonexistent cliff and dies)
Everyone: O.O
Kenshin: ...Oro......CANIHAVEMORESUGARMISTERDIRECTORGUY?!?!?!
Director: NO! JUST DO THE [bleeeep] SHOW!
Kenshin: TALLY HO, THEN! (starts marching towards the set, whistling
cheerfully) ^___________________^
All: (shrug and follow Kenshin)
Director: Three, two, one, ACTION!
[Revival of a Fighting Spirit: Scene during Kenshin and Shishio's fight in
which Kenshin regains consciousness]
Kenshin: (slowly gets to his feet) Makoto Shishio.....
Shishio: (drinking a can of cola) Yeah? (burps)
Kenshin: ......(is asleep)
Shishio: WHAT IN HADES DO YOU WANT?!?! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllll.......I WANT A PONY, A PUPPY, A BEAR, A
COLLEGE DEGREE, ICE CREAM, A SWIRLY PEN, A SHINY SUIT, HAIR GEL, AND
SUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! And peace. Peace is good, ne? Hai, of
course it is. Peace is always good, de gozaru yo. That's what I thought.
You thought correctly. Thanks. You're welcome. Let's go hijack a school
bus! OKAY! ^_^ (starts to skip off into the sunset.)
Shishio: (starts spacing out) Mmhmm....Yeah, sure.....Rise, O Mighty Golden
Banana......(falls over.)
Director: CUT! TAKE TWO! (mutters) Morons...
[Take 2]
Kenshin: Yo, Shishio, here's da deal. You ain't gonna ruin the peace, you
hear? 'Cause I ain't gonna let ya! Now let's show off our totally awesome
moves, dude!
Shishio: Dude, I didn't finish my pie!
Yumi: PIE! PIIIIE! (runs around looking for a window to jump out of.
Decides to toss herself over the edge of the world instead) PIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Houji: Insane is DA WAY TO GO! (also tosses himself over the edge of the
world)
Kenshin: The day Jimmy's boa ate the wash was a sad day indeed for our
country, my friends. A sad day indeed.
Shishio: (nods) Ummmm....Minnesota! (blows up)
Kenshin: I DEFEATED MUMMY MAN! ^____^
Director: You IDIOTS! CUUUUT!
Everyone: (cuts out paper dolls and holds them up for the director to see)
^____^
Director: (slaps his forehead and sighs) Let's try another scene first,
okay?
Aoshi: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREE TIMES IS TOOOOOO
MUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sobs)
Misao:
PEEEERRRRRIIIIIIWWWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also sobs)
Kenshin: Everywhere you look you'll find a square! SAY CHEESE!
Everyone: HAAAAAM!!!!!!!!
Megumi: (singing) LET'S ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! OH, LET'S ALL
RIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN! UNDER THE SUN! IF WE
ALLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIDE THE DINOSAURS! A sailor's life is not for me!
Soujiro: Does the air we breathe come from soccer balls?
Yahiko: No, but you must realize that ketchup is a certified soldier of the
laundry mat!
Soujiro: Perhaps, but pink and purple stars don't allow spiraling
staircases to buy hotdogs in Europe!
Yahiko: That's true....
Both: Hmmm......(look around thoughtfully)
Freaky Voice: Prepaaaare yourself! Another episode of Yu Yu Hakusho is
beginning!
Other Freaky Voice: (whispers) Ghost files!
Everyone: o.o (hums x-files theme song)
Kenshin: Intuition is a WORD!
Aoshi: BUT YOU DIDN'T PAINT IT!
Kenshin: I KNOW! ISN'T IT SAAAAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hiko: (pulls out two swords and a coconut, sets them on the table, and
starts singing) One of these things is not like the other! One of these
things does NOT belong! HEHEHE! SAKE!
Kaoru: IT MUST BE THAT ONE! (points to sword)
Random Kid: (wanders in) I love Welsh's grape juice! It tastes like cow
manure! DECK THE HALLS! (dies)
Yahiko: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!! IT'S SO THANKSGIVING! (starts doing the
limbo)
Saitou/Poodle: (takes off costume. Is really Saitou.) HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
I mean......Hn. (lights a cigarette)
Sano/Cow: (also takes off costume. Is Brittney Spears. Takes off other
costume. Is Sanosuke.) SAAAAAAAAAANDIWCH! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Aoshi: WOW! What an unexpected plot twist!!!!!!
Kenshin: We're expecting rain tomorrow!
Misao: NOOOOOOO!
Megumi: (plays the harmonica) Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: o.o (turns back to Hiko) It IS the sword, isn't it?
Hiko: YES! ^_^ (eats the coconut)
Kaoru: I KNEW IT!
Yumi: (runs off and steals---er...*buys* a gamecube.)
WHEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!!!!!! LEVEL TWO HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shishio: Why must I use these damn sugar substitutes?! WHY?!?!?! SUGAR WAS
MY FRIEND! EVERYONE WAS MY FRIEND, UNTIL *HE* SHOWED UP! (points at
Kenshin)
Kenshin: SUGAR IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, DE GOZARU YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (suddenly looking a lot like a psychiatrist) Yes, but you have been
consuming sugar at an alarming rate.
Sanosuke: (nods) This is true.
Misao: It cannot possibly be healthy for you to consume that much sugar,
Himura.
Yahiko: She is correct in making that statement, my dear old friend. You
must follow a more nutritious diet.
Duck: Quaaaack.
Everyone (besides Kenshin and the duck): (nods wisely) That is true.
Kenshin: O.o ....Oro?
Megumi: (shakes her head) See, what did I tell you, Kaoru? There's that
word again.
Kaoru: (sighs) I suppose you're right. Kenshin probably does have mental
issues.
Kenshin: O.O Ororo?!?!
Misao: Kenshin, I don't want to hear that word again. Now, what seems to be
the problem?
Kenshin: Or--- Er...What problem?
Sano: (shakes his head sadly) In denial already.
Kenshin: (bewildered) What do you mean?! Sessha does not have any mental
issues!!!!
Aoshi: Oh? Then why are you here?
Kenshin: o.0 Because I *live* here, in the trailer just around the corner
from yours, remember?
Hiko: Ahem. I would like to speak. sake.
Everyone: Whatever.
Hiko: Thank you. AHEM! We are gathered here today for two reasons: one---
to discuss my baka deshi's mental instability, and two--- to become part of
the macaroni protest movement. (leafs through a packet of papers and begins
reading)
Now, my dear friends, I am sure you have encountered macaroni of some
sort at one point in your life. It may seem like a bunch of delicious,
harmless pasta, but don't be fooled. Macaroni poses a serious threat
to our nation. There is evidence of this so called "harmless" pasta
being involved in numerous violent attacks against Japan, including
suicide missions.
Do you realize what that means? This macaroni is willing to
*die* if it helps in the destruction of Japan. As we speak, the
Macaroni Association of Doom is building up its forces and
training its warriors for combat. If we, the insane ones, do not
act now, the macaroni may very well take over the world!
We must burn every piece of macaroni we can find and
protest against its sale. Do not eat it, my friends! It
will take over your mind! If we do this, then we shall be
protecting our nation from a serious threat that could have
destroyed the world if it were not for us. So, in
conclusion, BECOME PART OF THE MACARONI PROTEST MOVEMENT!
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
problem. Sake.
Everyone: (claps and cheers)
Kenshin: SUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: (looks at him sternly) Kenshin, what did you say?
Kenshin: 0.0 Shoe gr. I said shoe gr. (sweatdrops)
Kaoru: Oh! In that case, I can go back to being insane! THE VOICES!!!!!
HELP ME, SOMEONE!!!!!! THE
VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Ahou....You better stay away from my daisies or I'll punch you
until you cry, cut you into tiny little pieces, and leave you in a neatly
wrapped container on the street so that some old guy will think you're
sushi and feed you to his pet goat, who is, incidentally, a master thief
getting ready to steal the original Mona Lisa, replace it with a fake, and
retire to live out his golden years, but not before consuming twenty cans
of chicken noodle soup.
Everyone: O.o
Kaoru: o.0 How...descriptive.....YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T
YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saitou: Well, yes, actually.....HA! I LIED! (does the can-can)
Everyone: ^______^ (does the can-can) It's aaaaalllllll gooood!
Director: (has now pulled out all of his hair) DAMN YOU!!!!! (runs away)
Some Guy: (appears) Hello! I'm going to be your new director! ^_^
Everyone: 0.o Uhhh....Okay.
Some Guy: My name is Mr. Poofy Dude!
Everyone: Uhhh.....Okay.
Mr. Poofy Dude: Okay, so I was thinking, get this.... "Saitou's Clues!"
Saitou, you could dress up in the dog costume, and---
Saitou: No.
Mr. Poofy Dude: But---
Saitou: No.
Mr. Poofy Dude: I just----
Saitou: NO.
Mr. Poofy Dude: (sweatdrops)
Everyone: O.o (stares at him for several hours, during which Shishio
becomes a maypole.)
Everyone besides Shishio: (stare at Shishio for several hours.) (start
dancing around him) ^_^ MAAAAAAYYPOOOOLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TBC......
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A/N: Review. Please. Even though this is the worst chapter. Sorry about the
late update.....I'M THE WORST AUTHOR EVER! *cries*
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