Disclaimer: .....*disclaimer person walks in, hangs up a sign on
his/her/its door, and walks away.*
Sign: "I am on vacation. GO AWAY!!!"
=___=___=____=____=
A/N: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I UPDATING SO LATE?!?!?!?!?! Well,
actually, I made a list of excuses.
I was overwhelmed by the number of questions/problems you sent in and
decided to go into hibernation for a while.
2. I'm lazy.
I'm an ahou.
I'm a lazy ahou.
5. I got a new computer and it's confusing me....@.@ DAMN YOU, DELL
COMPUTER!!!!!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
6. Apparently Saitou does not enjoy having confetti thrown at him. Not even
to celebrate New Year's Eve.
7. My mind is evil and keeps coming up with ideas for new fanfics instead
of ideas for this one.
8. Last but not least, my muses never, ever, EVER do their jobs.
Pathetic excuses, but it's true.....Besides, I'm a pathetic person. *sobs*
NO ONE LIKES ME!!!!!!! ......Nevermind.
Oh, and ONE of you is the 200th reviewer! I have no idea who, 'cause I'm
too much of a lazy ahou to check......SO YOU ALL GET CREDIT! AND
CAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tosses [insert name
of favorite candy(ies)] at reviewers.*
____________________________________________
Chapter Announcer Guy: Chapter Fifteen: Dracula Wants New Shoes! Bleh! (And
this title makes no sense! BLEH!)
____________________________________________
Cast of RK: (sitting at booths in the middle of a small auditorium, staring
blankly at each other and looking at all the letters asking for advice they
have received. Each cast member has their own booth.)
Director: (walks in) Well?
Everyone: o.o
Director: Don't just sit there! Answer the letters, damn it! WE'RE POOR,
REMEMBER?!?!
Yumi: O.o Remembembemberber? [try saying that 5 times fast]
Misao: Remembembemberber! ^_____________^
Aoshi: Remembembemberber!!!!! ^_^
Everyone: Remembembemberber!!!!!!! REMEMBEMBEMBERBERRRRRR!!!!!!
^____________________________^
Director: o.0 (gives them pens and pencils and paper and such, then
leaves.)
Kenshin: (reads aloud) This is from Houndingwolf....
"Problem #1: Sometimes, usually on the full moon, I have these great dreams
of running and running and running and running and running and running and
running and running and running and running and smelling the wind and the
rain and the forest then I wake up all dirty and my hands and feet really
really hurt and sometimes I see some fur and my bed and what does it all
mean?
Problem #2: You see I have this habit of saying things over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and..."
Everyone: O.O (stares at each other)
Saitou: Well, the answer to the first problem is that this Houndingwolf
person is obviously a rabid were-squirrel.
Kenshin: Of course! It's so very obvious! Why didn't I think of it before?
Everyone besides Kenshin: (in unison) BECAUSE, you're KENSHIN! ^_^
Kenshin: (nods happily and starts writing.)
Dear Houndingwolf,
Thank you for taking the time to help feed us. (We're poor.) In
response to your first problem, my friends/enemies/fellow insane comrades
believe that you are probably a rabid were-squirrel. This would explain the
fur and only having the 'dream' on nights of a full moon. As for repeating
yourself, I seem to have the same problem, that I do. Only, I repeat
myself at the end of my sentences, that I do. Maybe you should eat more
sugar. Sugar solves everything! Really! IT'S TRUE! SUGAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Himura Kenshin
Kaoru: (sticks it in an envelope, seals it, puts a stamp on it, runs
outside, and stuffs it in the mail box with lightning quick speed.)
Words: (appear on the 'screen'.) This was done in fast motion.
Kamatari: Shiiiiiiny......Worrrrddddssss......I WANT TO TOUCH THE SHINY!
(tries to touch the words)
Chou: (appears out of no where and pulls Kamatari back.)
NNNUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIIIIIITTTTTT'SSSSS NNNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAFFFFFFEEEEEEEE,
KAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamatari: (suddenly stops) Then maybe.....I should follow him.....
Chou: But-but---but.....Storytelling is what the Juppon Gatana was
originally formed for, but then Shishio went and made us take over Japan,
or else we wouldn't get candy canes to give to small children! (sobs) When
you joined, we had become monsters! All we ever wanted to do was tell
children majgickal fairy tales of princesses and water color markers, but
we were forced to kill people!!!!!! Shishio always said you'd be the best
little storyteller! BUT YOU WEREN'T! AND HE LIED, OH THE LIES HE TOLD!!!!!!
(sobs uncontrollably)
Kamatari: Really? Then I must LIIIIIIVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!!!! (hallelujah music
plays)
Yahiko: Was even one sentence of that following the script?
Kamatari: .........WHERE ARE THE SHINY WORDS?!?!?!
Words: (have disappeared)
Everyone: NNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind.
Soujiro: The next letter is from D-Caf (aka Sandr). (starts reading.)
"You see, if bologna took over the world, then would cheese taste like
french fries? Is the square root of clam cheese olives? What are the
natural effects of sugar on cholosteral organisms called Bob but the
scientific name is Bolonious Moofis if the lunar Eclipse is on Tuesday
September 42? And also, I have an even BIGGER problem! I need someone to
somehow make me able to give Yahiko and Soujiro a hug. I DON'T CARE HOW! I
WANT A HUG FROM MY FAVE CHARACTERS! Kenshin, if you help me, I'll give you
SUGAR!"
Kenshin: SUGAR?!?! WHERE?!?! (runs around looking for the sugar)
Aoshi: Wellllll.....(straightens nonexistent tie and fixes the position of
his nonexistent glasses. Begins to type on high tech computer stolen from
the electronics store next door.)
The answers to your questions, in order, are: Yes, No (it's moldy cheese
omelets), and the natural effects of sugar on cholosteral organisms called
Bob but the scientific name is Bolonious Moofis if the lunar eclipse is on
Tuesday September 42 is that Bob, or Bolonious Moofis will spontaneously
combust, spreading joy to Transylvanian children everywhere while they ride
moose through Germany. Your last question is best left to Kenshin. Thank
you. (signs name in really fancy script)
Kenshin: (also straightens nonexistent tie and begins to type on stolen
computer.) I shall steal some of the authoress's magic using the power of
SUGAR so that you may come into our studio and hug Soujiro and Yahiko!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (steals authoress's powers)
D-Caf: (suddenly materializes.) What the---? HEY, LOOK!!!
SOUJIROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHIKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts
running at an amazing speed towards her two favorite characters)
Soujiro: O.O (runs for dear life)
Yahiko: O.O GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (also runs for dear life)
D-Caf: COME BAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! (chases them around and around and
around and around the studio.)
==================================
Meanwhile, with the authoress.......
Taji Yokaze: HEY! KENSHIN NO BAKA! *sighs* Oh well. This should be
interesting.
Bakura: O.o How'd Kenshin do that?!
Yami Bakura: *suddenly appears* With the power of CHEESE! *walks away. Gets
run over by a truck. Gets up, brushes himself off, and walks off to plan
revenge on the truck.*
Taji & Bakura: O.O
Taji: -_-;; I have no power over my story.
===========================================
Hiko: Hey, baka deshi! There's another one who wants to *own* Soujiro!
Sake!
Kenshin: (blinks) But I'M the main character! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT?!?!?!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Who is it?
Megumi: Hakaita.
Kenshin: (reads letter) I KNOW! I'LL FORCE HER TO GIVE ME SUGAR!!!!
(transports Hakaita to the studio)
Hakaita: (appears) WORLD DOMINATION! WORLD DOMINATION!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O.O Um....Hi.....LOOK! SOU-CHAN! (joins D-Caf in the
chasing of Soujiro) SOUJIRO!!!!!! COME HERE, SOU-CHAN!
D-Caf: (stops. Glares at the other Soujiro fanatic.) Soujiro is MINE!
Hakaita: NO! MIIIIINE!
D-Caf: MINE!
Hakaita: MINE!
D-Caf: MINE!
Hakaita: MINE!
Sanosuke: I have an idea.
Everyone: (gasps. Faints. Unfaints.)
Sanosuke: Hakaita can have Soujiro, and D-Caf can have Yahiko!
Yahiko & Soujiro: NANI?!?!?!
D-Caf & Hakaita: OKAY! ^_^ (both hug Soujiro, and D-Caf hugs Yahiko)
D-Caf: (suddenly glares at Hakaita again) But you have to share!
Hakaita: No I don't!
D-Caf: Yes you do!
Hakaita: NO I DON'T!
D-Caf: YES YOU DO!
Both: (argue at the back of the room, dragging Soujiro and Yahiko, now
bound with rope, with them.)
Megumi: COFFEE!
Misao: ONE! TWO! A ONE, TWO, THREE!
Everyone: GIMME A BREAK, GIMME A BREAK, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE O' THAT
KITTKATT BAR! (promptly fall asleep.) [A/N: They need a break. IT'S SO HARD
TO ANSWER LETTERS! *sobs*]
===============================================
Taji: *stares at computer screen, watching the story, which is now writing
itself.* O.o
Bakura: 0.o This is....odd....
Taji: Yeah, just like Jineh's voice in the Reflection OVA. He was BRITISH!
Who the heck picked out his voice actor?!
Bakura: ....o.0......
Taji: .....I mean, I was half expecting him to say, "Good show, mate!" or
something....
Bakura: -_-;;
=====================================================
Everyone: (wakes up)
Misao: Now what?
Jineh: (randomly appears) (has British accent) Tea time, everyone! (hands
out cups of tea) (smiles his freaky smile that makes him look like a
skeleton)
Kenshin: Are these breakable??? (throws tea cup at the wall and watches it
shatter with fascination.)
Jineh: Good show, good show!
Everyone: O.o
Kaoru: KEY OF THE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: (also randomly appears) I want to find the key of the twilight!
Saitou: And what will you do when you find it? Will you use it to log out?
Tsukasa: (beams) Nope! I'm going to eat it!
Mimiru: (jumps through the window and hurls herself at Tsukasa)
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T DOOOOOO THAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: O.O AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Both: (Just as they're about to hit the wall, what do you know! They fall
through a random portal!)
Sano: Well. That was weird.
Megumi: YOU LIAR!!!!!!!! (throws her tea cup at Sano)
Kenshin: (watches, entranced by the shattering tea cups of doom) @.@
Misao: LOOK!!!!!!! (throws her tea cup at Aoshi's new sombrero that he went
out to buy during the terribly long period in which he had no dialogue.)
Tea Cup: (shatters)
Kenshin: @.@ Preeeeeettttttttyyyyyyyy.....@_____________@
Jineh: (bursts into tears) STOP BREAKING MY TEA CUPS, YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!
(runs away with the remaining tea cups. stops and looks back.) Good show!
(keeps running.)
Kenshin: (cries) HE TOOK THE PRETTY SHATTERING PORCELAIN "MY LITTLE PONY"
TEA CUPS THAT WERE HYPNOTIZING ME WITH THEIR PRETTY SHATTERING PORCELAIN-
NESS AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sniff)
Kaoru: There, there, Kenshin! It's all right!
Kenshin: (sniffle) Really?
Kaoru: Yes! Because dandelions are blue, not alligator green!
Kenshin: I feel so much better now! Thank you, Miss Kaoru! (grabs Aoshi's
sombrero and runs around hitting things with it.)
Sano: PETCO!
Saitou: Where the pets go.
Hiko: Gingerbread. Sake. Yep. Sake. I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!!!! Sakeeeee!
Aoshi: (tearfully) MISAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: What's the matter, Aoshi???????
Aoshi: EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET MY SOMBRERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't my sombrero
live in PEACE?!?!?!
Enishi: (comes out of nowhere. the scene suddenly freezes, except Enishi,
who is wearing a suit and tie.) Has this ever happened to you? Or do you
know someone who has a sombrero that is being abused? Then please call 1-
800-SAFESOMBRERO. That's 1-800-SAFESOMBRERO. Please call if you know an
abused sombrero. We have all witnessed tragedies like these----(gestures to
scene behind him)----and we at Sombrero Protection Agency want to make the
world a safe place for sombreros to live in peace and harmony. Our lines
are always open. Thank you. (walks away. everything unfreezes.)
Everyone: KENSHIN'S GOT THE MAGIC WITH CLOROX!!!!!!!! (stuff socks in their
mouths and play follow the leader, the sombrero being the leader.)
Sombrero: .....(acts like a sombrero)
Everyone: .....(acts like a sombrero)
..........TO BE CONTINUED...........
=============================================================
Enishi:
I would like to tell you all a little story. Once upon a time, there
was very sad and lonely little box at the bottom of a web page. No one
really knew whether it was purple or blue. But it was very lonely and
no one ever clicked on it. ....Until one day, when one very nice
person clicked on it, and from there the amount of clicking seemed to
grow and grow. Finally, the amount of clicks had risen up to over 200,
and the person who adopted the box was very, very happy. Before long,
that little box had begun to depend on the nice people's clicks to
stay alive. Kinda like being addicted to a drug. Except this was a
good thing, and it didn't hurt the box. But, anyway, if the box was
not clicked at least once every few weeks, it would die. Don't you
feel sorry for the poor little box? You do? You're crazy! It's just a
stupid box! It doesn't have feelings! *cough* Eh...So just click on
the kamidamned little box, okay? Okay. Thank you.
=============================================================
his/her/its door, and walks away.*
Sign: "I am on vacation. GO AWAY!!!"
=___=___=____=____=
A/N: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I UPDATING SO LATE?!?!?!?!?! Well,
actually, I made a list of excuses.
I was overwhelmed by the number of questions/problems you sent in and
decided to go into hibernation for a while.
2. I'm lazy.
I'm an ahou.
I'm a lazy ahou.
5. I got a new computer and it's confusing me....@.@ DAMN YOU, DELL
COMPUTER!!!!!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
6. Apparently Saitou does not enjoy having confetti thrown at him. Not even
to celebrate New Year's Eve.
7. My mind is evil and keeps coming up with ideas for new fanfics instead
of ideas for this one.
8. Last but not least, my muses never, ever, EVER do their jobs.
Pathetic excuses, but it's true.....Besides, I'm a pathetic person. *sobs*
NO ONE LIKES ME!!!!!!! ......Nevermind.
Oh, and ONE of you is the 200th reviewer! I have no idea who, 'cause I'm
too much of a lazy ahou to check......SO YOU ALL GET CREDIT! AND
CAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tosses [insert name
of favorite candy(ies)] at reviewers.*
____________________________________________
Chapter Announcer Guy: Chapter Fifteen: Dracula Wants New Shoes! Bleh! (And
this title makes no sense! BLEH!)
____________________________________________
Cast of RK: (sitting at booths in the middle of a small auditorium, staring
blankly at each other and looking at all the letters asking for advice they
have received. Each cast member has their own booth.)
Director: (walks in) Well?
Everyone: o.o
Director: Don't just sit there! Answer the letters, damn it! WE'RE POOR,
REMEMBER?!?!
Yumi: O.o Remembembemberber? [try saying that 5 times fast]
Misao: Remembembemberber! ^_____________^
Aoshi: Remembembemberber!!!!! ^_^
Everyone: Remembembemberber!!!!!!! REMEMBEMBEMBERBERRRRRR!!!!!!
^____________________________^
Director: o.0 (gives them pens and pencils and paper and such, then
leaves.)
Kenshin: (reads aloud) This is from Houndingwolf....
"Problem #1: Sometimes, usually on the full moon, I have these great dreams
of running and running and running and running and running and running and
running and running and running and running and smelling the wind and the
rain and the forest then I wake up all dirty and my hands and feet really
really hurt and sometimes I see some fur and my bed and what does it all
mean?
Problem #2: You see I have this habit of saying things over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and..."
Everyone: O.O (stares at each other)
Saitou: Well, the answer to the first problem is that this Houndingwolf
person is obviously a rabid were-squirrel.
Kenshin: Of course! It's so very obvious! Why didn't I think of it before?
Everyone besides Kenshin: (in unison) BECAUSE, you're KENSHIN! ^_^
Kenshin: (nods happily and starts writing.)
Dear Houndingwolf,
Thank you for taking the time to help feed us. (We're poor.) In
response to your first problem, my friends/enemies/fellow insane comrades
believe that you are probably a rabid were-squirrel. This would explain the
fur and only having the 'dream' on nights of a full moon. As for repeating
yourself, I seem to have the same problem, that I do. Only, I repeat
myself at the end of my sentences, that I do. Maybe you should eat more
sugar. Sugar solves everything! Really! IT'S TRUE! SUGAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Himura Kenshin
Kaoru: (sticks it in an envelope, seals it, puts a stamp on it, runs
outside, and stuffs it in the mail box with lightning quick speed.)
Words: (appear on the 'screen'.) This was done in fast motion.
Kamatari: Shiiiiiiny......Worrrrddddssss......I WANT TO TOUCH THE SHINY!
(tries to touch the words)
Chou: (appears out of no where and pulls Kamatari back.)
NNNUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIIIIIITTTTTT'SSSSS NNNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAFFFFFFEEEEEEEE,
KAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamatari: (suddenly stops) Then maybe.....I should follow him.....
Chou: But-but---but.....Storytelling is what the Juppon Gatana was
originally formed for, but then Shishio went and made us take over Japan,
or else we wouldn't get candy canes to give to small children! (sobs) When
you joined, we had become monsters! All we ever wanted to do was tell
children majgickal fairy tales of princesses and water color markers, but
we were forced to kill people!!!!!! Shishio always said you'd be the best
little storyteller! BUT YOU WEREN'T! AND HE LIED, OH THE LIES HE TOLD!!!!!!
(sobs uncontrollably)
Kamatari: Really? Then I must LIIIIIIVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!!!! (hallelujah music
plays)
Yahiko: Was even one sentence of that following the script?
Kamatari: .........WHERE ARE THE SHINY WORDS?!?!?!
Words: (have disappeared)
Everyone: NNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind.
Soujiro: The next letter is from D-Caf (aka Sandr). (starts reading.)
"You see, if bologna took over the world, then would cheese taste like
french fries? Is the square root of clam cheese olives? What are the
natural effects of sugar on cholosteral organisms called Bob but the
scientific name is Bolonious Moofis if the lunar Eclipse is on Tuesday
September 42? And also, I have an even BIGGER problem! I need someone to
somehow make me able to give Yahiko and Soujiro a hug. I DON'T CARE HOW! I
WANT A HUG FROM MY FAVE CHARACTERS! Kenshin, if you help me, I'll give you
SUGAR!"
Kenshin: SUGAR?!?! WHERE?!?! (runs around looking for the sugar)
Aoshi: Wellllll.....(straightens nonexistent tie and fixes the position of
his nonexistent glasses. Begins to type on high tech computer stolen from
the electronics store next door.)
The answers to your questions, in order, are: Yes, No (it's moldy cheese
omelets), and the natural effects of sugar on cholosteral organisms called
Bob but the scientific name is Bolonious Moofis if the lunar eclipse is on
Tuesday September 42 is that Bob, or Bolonious Moofis will spontaneously
combust, spreading joy to Transylvanian children everywhere while they ride
moose through Germany. Your last question is best left to Kenshin. Thank
you. (signs name in really fancy script)
Kenshin: (also straightens nonexistent tie and begins to type on stolen
computer.) I shall steal some of the authoress's magic using the power of
SUGAR so that you may come into our studio and hug Soujiro and Yahiko!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (steals authoress's powers)
D-Caf: (suddenly materializes.) What the---? HEY, LOOK!!!
SOUJIROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHIKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts
running at an amazing speed towards her two favorite characters)
Soujiro: O.O (runs for dear life)
Yahiko: O.O GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (also runs for dear life)
D-Caf: COME BAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! (chases them around and around and
around and around the studio.)
==================================
Meanwhile, with the authoress.......
Taji Yokaze: HEY! KENSHIN NO BAKA! *sighs* Oh well. This should be
interesting.
Bakura: O.o How'd Kenshin do that?!
Yami Bakura: *suddenly appears* With the power of CHEESE! *walks away. Gets
run over by a truck. Gets up, brushes himself off, and walks off to plan
revenge on the truck.*
Taji & Bakura: O.O
Taji: -_-;; I have no power over my story.
===========================================
Hiko: Hey, baka deshi! There's another one who wants to *own* Soujiro!
Sake!
Kenshin: (blinks) But I'M the main character! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT?!?!?!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Who is it?
Megumi: Hakaita.
Kenshin: (reads letter) I KNOW! I'LL FORCE HER TO GIVE ME SUGAR!!!!
(transports Hakaita to the studio)
Hakaita: (appears) WORLD DOMINATION! WORLD DOMINATION!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O.O Um....Hi.....LOOK! SOU-CHAN! (joins D-Caf in the
chasing of Soujiro) SOUJIRO!!!!!! COME HERE, SOU-CHAN!
D-Caf: (stops. Glares at the other Soujiro fanatic.) Soujiro is MINE!
Hakaita: NO! MIIIIINE!
D-Caf: MINE!
Hakaita: MINE!
D-Caf: MINE!
Hakaita: MINE!
Sanosuke: I have an idea.
Everyone: (gasps. Faints. Unfaints.)
Sanosuke: Hakaita can have Soujiro, and D-Caf can have Yahiko!
Yahiko & Soujiro: NANI?!?!?!
D-Caf & Hakaita: OKAY! ^_^ (both hug Soujiro, and D-Caf hugs Yahiko)
D-Caf: (suddenly glares at Hakaita again) But you have to share!
Hakaita: No I don't!
D-Caf: Yes you do!
Hakaita: NO I DON'T!
D-Caf: YES YOU DO!
Both: (argue at the back of the room, dragging Soujiro and Yahiko, now
bound with rope, with them.)
Megumi: COFFEE!
Misao: ONE! TWO! A ONE, TWO, THREE!
Everyone: GIMME A BREAK, GIMME A BREAK, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE O' THAT
KITTKATT BAR! (promptly fall asleep.) [A/N: They need a break. IT'S SO HARD
TO ANSWER LETTERS! *sobs*]
===============================================
Taji: *stares at computer screen, watching the story, which is now writing
itself.* O.o
Bakura: 0.o This is....odd....
Taji: Yeah, just like Jineh's voice in the Reflection OVA. He was BRITISH!
Who the heck picked out his voice actor?!
Bakura: ....o.0......
Taji: .....I mean, I was half expecting him to say, "Good show, mate!" or
something....
Bakura: -_-;;
=====================================================
Everyone: (wakes up)
Misao: Now what?
Jineh: (randomly appears) (has British accent) Tea time, everyone! (hands
out cups of tea) (smiles his freaky smile that makes him look like a
skeleton)
Kenshin: Are these breakable??? (throws tea cup at the wall and watches it
shatter with fascination.)
Jineh: Good show, good show!
Everyone: O.o
Kaoru: KEY OF THE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: (also randomly appears) I want to find the key of the twilight!
Saitou: And what will you do when you find it? Will you use it to log out?
Tsukasa: (beams) Nope! I'm going to eat it!
Mimiru: (jumps through the window and hurls herself at Tsukasa)
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T DOOOOOO THAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: O.O AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Both: (Just as they're about to hit the wall, what do you know! They fall
through a random portal!)
Sano: Well. That was weird.
Megumi: YOU LIAR!!!!!!!! (throws her tea cup at Sano)
Kenshin: (watches, entranced by the shattering tea cups of doom) @.@
Misao: LOOK!!!!!!! (throws her tea cup at Aoshi's new sombrero that he went
out to buy during the terribly long period in which he had no dialogue.)
Tea Cup: (shatters)
Kenshin: @.@ Preeeeeettttttttyyyyyyyy.....@_____________@
Jineh: (bursts into tears) STOP BREAKING MY TEA CUPS, YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!
(runs away with the remaining tea cups. stops and looks back.) Good show!
(keeps running.)
Kenshin: (cries) HE TOOK THE PRETTY SHATTERING PORCELAIN "MY LITTLE PONY"
TEA CUPS THAT WERE HYPNOTIZING ME WITH THEIR PRETTY SHATTERING PORCELAIN-
NESS AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sniff)
Kaoru: There, there, Kenshin! It's all right!
Kenshin: (sniffle) Really?
Kaoru: Yes! Because dandelions are blue, not alligator green!
Kenshin: I feel so much better now! Thank you, Miss Kaoru! (grabs Aoshi's
sombrero and runs around hitting things with it.)
Sano: PETCO!
Saitou: Where the pets go.
Hiko: Gingerbread. Sake. Yep. Sake. I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!!!! Sakeeeee!
Aoshi: (tearfully) MISAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: What's the matter, Aoshi???????
Aoshi: EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET MY SOMBRERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't my sombrero
live in PEACE?!?!?!
Enishi: (comes out of nowhere. the scene suddenly freezes, except Enishi,
who is wearing a suit and tie.) Has this ever happened to you? Or do you
know someone who has a sombrero that is being abused? Then please call 1-
800-SAFESOMBRERO. That's 1-800-SAFESOMBRERO. Please call if you know an
abused sombrero. We have all witnessed tragedies like these----(gestures to
scene behind him)----and we at Sombrero Protection Agency want to make the
world a safe place for sombreros to live in peace and harmony. Our lines
are always open. Thank you. (walks away. everything unfreezes.)
Everyone: KENSHIN'S GOT THE MAGIC WITH CLOROX!!!!!!!! (stuff socks in their
mouths and play follow the leader, the sombrero being the leader.)
Sombrero: .....(acts like a sombrero)
Everyone: .....(acts like a sombrero)
..........TO BE CONTINUED...........
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Enishi:
I would like to tell you all a little story. Once upon a time, there
was very sad and lonely little box at the bottom of a web page. No one
really knew whether it was purple or blue. But it was very lonely and
no one ever clicked on it. ....Until one day, when one very nice
person clicked on it, and from there the amount of clicking seemed to
grow and grow. Finally, the amount of clicks had risen up to over 200,
and the person who adopted the box was very, very happy. Before long,
that little box had begun to depend on the nice people's clicks to
stay alive. Kinda like being addicted to a drug. Except this was a
good thing, and it didn't hurt the box. But, anyway, if the box was
not clicked at least once every few weeks, it would die. Don't you
feel sorry for the poor little box? You do? You're crazy! It's just a
stupid box! It doesn't have feelings! *cough* Eh...So just click on
the kamidamned little box, okay? Okay. Thank you.
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