Lily and Kym woke up Monday morning to the funniest sight that they had ever seen. When they looked over at the guys they found them all laying on each other. Remus was lying on the end of the couch, and Sirius was on his chest sleeping, and James was lying on Sirius's back, and Peter was on the top part of the couch. The girls thought this was the best thing for blackmail, and left to get the camera, and get ready for classes. They also brought they boy's stuff because they didn't want them to be late.
When the girls got back it was worse now Peter was laying on all of them the girls held in their laughter though it was hard to do it, and took 5 pictures before the boys actually woke up.
" Mom five more minutes." Sirius said
" Well okay but first you have to tell me why you chose Remus over me. It just hurts." Kym laughed
" What are you talking about Kym." Remus said they all still had their eyes closed
" Well we can see that were messing up your beauty sleep with each other will just go to class, but if you guys really wanted to sleep with each other can you guys tell us next time we really don't want to see it anymore." Lily said
" What are you guys talking about." James said opening his eyes. " Ahhh Peter get off me, eww I was sleeping on Sirius, and Sirius you were sleeping on Remus." James yelled
" Bro I'll support you no matter what, but I tell you the ladies of Howarts are going to be sad that they lost you 4." Kym laughed
" I'll kill you." James yelled
" Hey there once I'm gone you're going to be sad, and blame it on yourself because you said that, but you know I could kick your butt, any time Mr. James." Kym laughed
" Right you think that. Well ladies we must get dressed so out." Sirius said
" Okay I can see they want to be alone getting dressed lets go Kym." Lily said and they ran out because the boys were about to pounce them. The boys showed up to Transfiguration class fashionably late, and the girls laughed at this, but stopped when the boys gave them evil glares. Professor McGonagall took 10 points from Gryffindor for being late, and with this Snape laughed at them. The Marauders were in a bad mood so this cheered them up that they had a reason to play a prank on Snape and decided to do it.
So Remus pushed Peter, and he crashed into Professor McGonagall. While she was yelling at him Sirius put a sign on Malfoy that sad if you think I'm ugly then kick me, and James made Snapes class books yell that he secretly liked. After professor yelled at Peter she told everyone to open their books to page 50. Right when Snape opened his book it yelled the name no one was ready for.
" I Severus Snape am deeply in love with Lillian Marie Evans." Snape's book said
Everyone just sat there they were all about to laugh at Lily, and Snape. Lily was about to cry this was so embarrassing to her, and kym noticed this so she did the unthinkable.
" Malfoy." Kym yelled and got up towards him.
" What?" He said meanly getting up to meet him right when he was close Kym kicked him. With this everyone drew their attention from Lily, and Snape, and to Kym, and Malfoy.
" Ms. Potter why on earth did you just kick Mr. Malfoy." Professor asked sternly
" Well I was just following directions Professor he has a sign on him that says kick me if you think I'm ugly, and well look at him I had to do what I thought and he's pretty ugly, Professor so it wouldn't be right if I didn't listen to the sign. I just thought he was doing a survey to see how many people didn't like him or think he was cute, and I wouldn't want that to be wrong would I. I promise professor I got no pleasure out of kicking him I would have rather just told him that he was uglier than the dirt on his feet, but the sign said kick him, and I always do what I'm told." Kym shot the professor a Potter winning smile.
" Well okay Kym if that's what the sign said, but Malfoy I would prefer if you didn't do the sign thing anymore, now will both of you return to your seats." P.M said
Right when kym was walking over she winked to the boys, and Malfoy saw this and took his chance to get kym in trouble.
" Professor Kym just winked to the boys." Malfoy yelled
"Malfoy I cant believe your jealousy will take you this far now to try and get the one girl you think is drop dead gorgeous in trouble." Kym said sadly
" What are you talking about?" Malfoy getting angry
" Don't say that it was the other day you said that you hate all the guys I hang around with and that I should hang out with you because I'm so hot, and you want me to be yours, but I turned you down, and you got really angry, and said." Kym was crying now.
"That you would get me, and my friends in trouble. Malfoy just stop this jealousy I don't like you I'm sorry your just not good enough for me. I didn't wink Professor I had something in my eyes actually its still in there. May I go wash up, and may Lily come with me to try, and get the thing out of my eye." Kym smiled weakly
" Of course go on. Malfoy detention for lying, now back to our lesson were very behind." P. M
The whole Gryffindor part of the class were all trying to hold back from bursting out laughing they all knew it was an act, but it was an act that worked, and it was an act that embarrassed Malfoy. Lily and Kym returned 5 minutes after they left, luckily the whole scene took up most of class, and they didn't have to do work. The rest of the day went uneventful all they did was class work that the boys didn't have time to even do a prank. At dinner the Snape, and Malfoy got the Marauders back, and Kym. Snape was supposed to get Lily, but some how he just forgot to. They turned their skin green, and their hair hot pink with yellow robes. The boys looked ready to kill, but an idea hit kym that would tick off Malfoy, and Snape so of course she did it. Kym jumped up on the Gryffindor table, and everybody went quiet.
" Hey there Hogwarts, what's up Ravenclaw." All of Ravenclaw started to scream " Hey my good friends Hufflepuff lets hear you scream." They did the same " Now come on Gryffindor lets tell them all how were doing." With that they all screamed and clapped. " Well you must all be wondering what is a hot girl like kym doing on top of a table. No I'm just kidding about the hot I'm not cocky like my bro, and Sirius well anyways I just really wanted to show off my look. So here it goes." Kym said something on here wand and the whole room went dark but there were lights on the Gryffindor table. Kym nodded to lily, and music started, and kym started to walk down the table.
" Today are model Kym is wearing a Gryffindor robe, but its no ordinary robe its yellow like a banana. The fashion designers were going for this look to show the slimness of our model. Next they wanted to come out with a big bang so they made her hair hot pink which I think suits her nicely what do you think boys." With that they got whistles, and claps. " Last but certainly not least Ms. Potter has green skin. I think the fashion designers were trying to show how they really look on the inside, and out on kym, but she wears it so much more nicely." Lily commented
" Thanks Lily well I have to thank these wonderful designers for there hummmm interesting taste. Mr. Malfoy, and Mr. Snape thank you you're so great, but stay in school it will get you farther. Well thank you all for coming enjoy your dinner, and with that everything went normal.
" Well thank you for the entertainment, but now I have a couple of things to tell you. 1st qudditch tryouts start Saturday. Good luck to all who go for it. 2nd we will be having a ball for 4th years and up may go the rest will just have a party of their own. Well now that's all, and it is getting late so I think you should all go back to your dormitories." Dumbledore told them.